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Marshall Boprey

@MarshallBoprey

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Speak freely. Defend proudly. Embrace lovingly. Associate carefully.

Knoxville, TN
Joined August 2015
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
3 months
@AnthonyCumia You didn't ask Google Gemini to make this one
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@CitizenFreePres "Make Argentina Great Again"
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@MarshallBoprey
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Today @lsabanosh and I were thankful to celebrate with @ChrissieMayr & @FrankP614 — and couldn’t have had a nicer time. Laughter and friendship. Good soul stuff. Also had the opportunity to see my second girlfriend @lovelilahart (shh, don’t tell Lindsay).
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
Please be sure to wish @lsabanosh a very Happy Birthday today! 💕
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
Andrew Breitbart was murdered. He spoke truth to power so his government assassinated him. Just a friendly reminder in context…
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
29 days
Happy 40th Birthday, Frankie MacDonald! Enjoy some crab cake today. 🦀🎂 @frankiemacd
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
1 month
This ol’ boy sure do love him his dockta peppa
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@MarshallBoprey
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1 month
Driving that White Bronco in Hell
@TheRealOJ32
O.J. Simpson
1 month
On April 10th, our father, Orenthal James Simpson, succumbed to his battle with cancer. He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren. During this time of transition, his family asks that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace. -The Simpson Family
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
Could not have had a better time. Dinner at John’s on 12th St. Comedy at The Stand. Good people. I might print and frame this for Tennessee. Yup— must be back in NYC.
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
3 months
Walking the streets of New York to a client’s apartment this morning and thought somebody threw a little pebble at me. I looked around and there was nobody to be found. Then I felt dripping. I looked up, and I saw the winged culprit. A real warm welcome for my return.
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
1 month
@EliseStefanik Tell us about your FISA Vote. That’s more important to Americans, Elise.
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
27 days
Happy Birthday, Anthony Cumia!
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@CompoundAmerica
Compound Media
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Happy Birthday, Boss ❤️
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
21 days
I hung a map from 1966 and considered pinning where my fellow 𝕏 and other friends are. It would be pretty cool to have a little flag popping out… if you’re American. But I could replace it with a global map… To be determined.
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@MarshallBoprey
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Nope nope nope.
@MarshallBoprey
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Sir, you have pissed off the birds. #NoStepOnSnek
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
Wanted a doesn’t-matter-if-it-gets-ruined yard work shirt. This Wrangler Large fits like an XXL. If I exclusively buy Wrangler going forward, I can wear Medium and tell everybody I lost weight.
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@MarioHershey
Mario Hershey
26 days
@MarshallBoprey @AnthonyCumia Didn’t you stink out the studio? 😝
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
28 days
Today on Jim & Sam, Rich Vos talks about entering the Dabbleverse - @notsam refers to its origin story. Who was that person? @ChrissieMayr 🫵
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
America's next war will be fought on our land, with an enemy using our resources. Get ready.
@WallStreetApes
Wall Street Apes
2 months
NEW: Independent Journalist “SNEAKING INSIDE the Back of The Roosevelt Hotel in NYC Illegal Migrant intake room. The Roosevelt Hotel, Manhattan, NYC” There doesn’t appear to be a single woman or child in this footage
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Groundhog trapping resources.
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2 months
About to board a flight. Looking for elbows. Which color again, @AnthonyCumia ?
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Marshall Boprey
11 days
Cancelled cable for this.
@Baldassano
Chris Baldassano
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The SuBDivisions Show - Karaoke #78
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
I can’t wait to see @lsabanosh tomorrow but for tonight I’m burning our back porch after choppin’r up over the last few days.
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Marshall Boprey
1 month
@nypost The... youngster? Dude. This is outrageous reporting.
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Marshall Boprey
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At this point I think the groundhog is sending in secret agents. Cat Possum Squirrel Bunny Who is next?
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Marshall Boprey
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@robbiegoodwin
Robbie Goodwin
2 months
When you see the letter N in any situation
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@AnthonyCumia Hacky Thompson
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Marshall Boprey
2 months
Happiness is a warm hand pouch. ⁦ @lsabanosh ⁩ and I chose different paths.
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Marshall Boprey
2 months
Egg and chili breakfast with some @silkcityhot
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1 month
Is this @SkiMaskHost or a relative?
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
1 month
More animal abuse from @SeaWorld — these whales shouldn’t live in tanks!
@Emilio2763
𝕰𝖒𝕲
1 month
We’ve Come a LONG WAY From Daryl Hannah and Splash and NONE of it GOOD…
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1 month
Just -slightly- crispier than anticipated on some edges but overall? 🤌🍕
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Marshall Boprey
1 month
Mmm. Takes like a good stripper smells.
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
1 month
Took me some some to realize this but: 1) I am fucking retarded and 2) I can strike up a conversation with a random anybody until the cows come home and make it seem like I know what the hell I’m talking about
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Constantly telling everybody you’re all about loyalty actually requires you to be loyal for it to be true.
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Marshall Boprey
1 month
You sumbitch. Digging back up your old hole. I’m about to give you a new hole. @StaceyPrussman come get him before it’s too late.
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Marshall Boprey
1 month
At this point I think the groundhog is sending in secret agents. Cat Possum Squirrel Bunny Who is next?
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
My fucking heart
@Yoda4ever
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2 months
The way penguin looks back, unsure whether to stay or go..🐧🥺🙏❤️
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Marshall Boprey
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Ever troubleshoot why a computer won’t turn on for about 20 minutes only to figure out that the HDMI cable was unplugged?
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
3 months
Sure, them.
@FBI
FBI
3 months
Higher prices, dangerous products, and closing businesses. These are just some of the impacts Organized Retail Theft has on everyday Americans. Learn what the #FBI does to combat these crimes on the federal level to protect shoppers across the country:
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Intergalactic.
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Marshall Boprey
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The Boprey - Groundhog Peace Treaty has been violated by the Axis party. Future negotiations are no longer under consideration. The trapped squirrel has been released without incident.
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Marshall Boprey
2 months
Incredible tribute Five Fan. A good long run. Lasted longer than Burning Bridges.
@FiveFanPS
FiveFanPhotoshops
2 months
To any old Red Eye fans that never caught @MorninBillAndJo , you missed out. It's ending a nearly 7-year run. I hope it finds a new home, but either way, it was a blast. Thanks @BillSchulz and @JoanneGoodhart !
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@ChrissieMayr @MelonieMac WHY is nobody talking about his EXTRA FINGERS?!?
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2 months
Crooks and liars.
@tomselliott
Tom Elliott
2 months
Biden: “Remember, during the pandemic Donald Trump told us to inject ourselves with bleach”
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@MarshallBoprey
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Hog Update: Spotted in the front lawn. If he remains there, I shall accept this peace treaty.
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2 months
I thought by leaving NYC we would be done with rodents tunneling under buildings.
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@Thurdeye
Garrett Andritz
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Tonight
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Marshall Boprey
2 months
I once produced a short film and it included black face.
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Marshall Boprey
18 days
Sir, you have pissed off the birds. #NoStepOnSnek
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Marshall Boprey
2 months
Just had a happy anniversary phone call. Dress for the car you want, not the Subaru you’ve got.
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I love this town. Only thing missing is Lindsay.
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@Breaking911
Breaking911
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BREAKING: Richard Lewis, comedian and 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' star, dead at 76 R.I.P.
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Marshall Boprey
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Well that makes it easier then
@TalbertSwan
Bishop Talbert Swan
2 months
Glossary of Wypipo Terms and Their Meanings Thug = n*gger Inner City = n*gger Law and order = n*gger Welfare queen = n*gger You people = n*gger Personal responsibility = n*gger Handouts = n*gger Socialism = n*gger Marxist = n*gger Affirmative action = n*gger Chicago = n*gger
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Jalapeño cornbread topped with an egg & melted cheese.
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1 month
That ain’t no groundhog! Go on, git!
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
1 month
If her smoke signals are green that’s no good for the environment
@SenWarren
Elizabeth Warren
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It’s time to break up @Apple ’s smartphone monopoly. Also, c’mon, let’s stop leaving green text people out of the group chats. It’s just not right.
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This was a fun surprise 😆
@rockypintozzi
Rocky P
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@MarshallBoprey Ran into @ianimal69 and totally interrupted his dinner at Johns. But he was great about it and let us take a photo.
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Marshall Boprey
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ugh no
@lsabanosh
Lindsay
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So excited to see @MarshallBoprey tomorrow that I washed my hair today! Also, check out the pupil size differential 🤪
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Pretty sure this random cat is number 11. Don’t mind it for squirrels and other rodents but I guess I need to raise the new bird house.
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Marshall Boprey
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Mornings with Lindsay.
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Marshall Boprey
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Odd as it sounds, the world was probably safer - or at least more predictable / controlled - with Saddam Hussein in the Middle East. Yes, he was a tyrant but everybody over there is.
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Marshall Boprey
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Rapinoe aged horribly.
@JebraFaushay
Dr. Jebra Faushay
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This person has a message for women who are voting Republican in the next election.
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Who was the first person who realized you can put two socks together and fold them into each other? Who told whom after? How did that catch on?
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Marshall Boprey
3 months
“Babe, I can see your balls still.” - @lsabanosh
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Marshall Boprey
1 month
Please stay seated until the bus has come to a complete stop.
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
This is NOT a potluck situation.
@AnthonyCumia
Anthony Cumia
2 months
I hope you know, Marshall is the bad guy in this story. Leave that li’l guy alone!!
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Marshall Boprey
2 months
This is how we met.
@Plontus_
EVIL SAM
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@MarshallBoprey @lsabanosh After a bunch of cake:
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Marshall Boprey
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I prefer the classics.
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Marshall Boprey
3 months
@kurtmetzger The fact that nobody wants to even address the freak finger issue is absurd to me
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3 months
@AnnCoulter It's called CULTURE, don't you get it Ann??
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Marshall Boprey
2 months
Middle school called. They want their computer back.
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I hired her.
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@chrissiemayrsb1
Chrissie Mayr’s Boobs
2 months
Pic of @lsabanosh and @MarshallBoprey moving into their TN mansion. (RARE to see them w/o vests!)
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
Call MoMa, I’m a competing artist now. Sale price: $1.5 dollars.
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Marshall Boprey
1 month
LOL, I got quoted in an article. MOM, I'M CALLING YOU TOMORROW.
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Marshall Boprey
2 months
Friday be like
@lsabanosh
Lindsay
2 months
@MarshallBoprey 🥹🥹🥹
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Marshall Boprey
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"A 16-year-old boy..." "Mugger" "The youngster..."
@nypost
New York Post
1 month
16-year-old mugger arrested for shoving parishioner, 68, down steps of Queens church
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
HONKA HONKA
@FredBrooklynOG
Fred From Brooklyn
2 months
Heading home... Someone gave Marshall a bell
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
Back in NYC and *this* is my greeting!?!
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@ImMeme0 Finally they’ll clean up the homeless and hide the immigrants for their visit at least.
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Marshall Boprey
3 months
I’m the next Trump
@doggythunder
Pepper Leach
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@MarshallBoprey MARSHALL’s building
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Marshall Boprey
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@AnthonyCumia Voted on a Saturday is all you need to know.
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Marshall Boprey
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@nbcsnl I used to love watching SNL. This will be my first time watching live in maybe 12-15 years. C'mon Shane!
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Marshall Boprey
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How many toques* does @Timcast have in his closet? Is it like a cartoon character's closet? *beanies, toboggans, skullcaps, etc
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
Just called a traffic cop a worthless piece of shit and told her to use her little white gloves — yup, back in NYC.
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Marshall Boprey
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Power washer pro comes over to the house to inspect and provide quote for scope of work for metal roof. He gets lightly shocked when touching roof. Literally. Hours later, I have determined one breaker is electrifying 2/3 of the entire metal roof. I can’t feel it.
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
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Again with the vest!? (I’ll be wearing mine too) See ya soon!
@lsabanosh
Lindsay
27 days
The velvet pants are out and about. My margarita got me warm and fuzzy so it’s time for a coffee and not pictured giant glass of Chardonnay. @MarshallBoprey will be so happy to pick me up from the airport in Knoxville sloshed.
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
fucking lol sorry @FrankP614
@lindseyhillll
Lindsey Hill
2 months
@FrankP614 So I don’t have to look at men like you constantly
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
1 month
Goodbye, New York. Hello, Tennessee. Question is always how long.
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1 month
Only $5?
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Marshall Boprey
2 months
Most comedians are incapable of honesty and empathy. Instead, they simulate it through an act, sometimes poorly, when they are being observed publicly.
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Marshall Boprey
2 months
Hanging out under a bridge with trolls in the summertime.
@NotMikeHarlow
Mike Harlow
2 months
Happy birthday @lsabanosh !! Miss you, and I suppose the lumberjack too @MarshallBoprey ❤️❤️❤️
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Marshall Boprey
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This BIG HEAD was wearing a stupid hat all day in Tennessee by the way — what a shame!
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@The_SecretShow
Secret Show Comedy
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@MarshallBoprey Quiet big head
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
1 month
If you want to see me trying to navigate any sense of logic and rational thought in a purely emotional state, bring puppies to the bar for sale. Great Dane mixed with Catahoula X Great Pyrenees. Did not take home. My brain beat my heart this round.
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
2 months
Alarm goes off 9 AM. Me 8:55 AM.
@lsabanosh
Lindsay
2 months
@CaucasianHonger I have a problem, his name is @MarshallBoprey
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@MarshallBoprey
Marshall Boprey
18 days
I learned this language with Rosetta Stone
@GfyMarca
VictorMarcaGFY
18 days
@MarshallBoprey REAL SOUNDBITE
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Marshall Boprey
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@Whatevah_Amy I don’t want to say “can confirm” but I have eaten Amy’s lasagna and it was amazing. Have not eaten her tits.
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Marshall Boprey
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@CompoundAmerica
Compound Media
1 month
‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️The Dump is changing its starting time TODAY! From now on, see you all LIVE at 1PM EST ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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