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Joanne Goodhart

@JoanneGoodhart

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Actress -- Host -- Miss NY USA 2013 -- Libra

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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
Regardless of who our next President is, you cannot depend on government to better your life. Look at your community and take initiative.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Mission accomplished! Beyond thrilled to share I filmed an episode of Law and Order: SVU today. Thanks Universe! (and agents)
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Be sure to watch @Gotham tonight 8pm on FOX. You may see a familiar face ;-) (mine)
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
3 years
Hey @hbomax love @ZackSnyder ’s curated playlist. (how have I never seen “Little Children” before?!) More playlists by more creatives please!
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
Millennial Bar Moment @KatTimpf
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
So bummed #RedEye is ending, but grateful to have worked with some seriously brilliant people.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Happy 10 year anniversary #RedEye ! Best 3am fans around!
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
Thanks for celebrating my birthday with me @KatTimpf !!!
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
Very happy to announce I will be joining the @TheCumiaShow fam! I can now add podcast co-host to the resume as I join @BillSchulz every morning — until I eventually replace him ;) Be sure to subscribe and enjoy!
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Veterans, thank you. For literally everything. 🙏🏻
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
Do you ever look at a Victoria’s Secret model and wonder, ‘Where do their organs live?’
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
4 years
So I had to bartend lunch today. One guest tipped me 500%. Truly. It was a pity tip, and I am 500% ok with that.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
From last night’s episode of @Gotham !
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
I just want to wear pretty things, drink good wine, and get paid well to do the work I love.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Well, looks like we have a winner. Thanks to Steven Rich for the new headshot! #actress #bookme #callmyagent #HendersonHogan
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
Crunchy Cheetos are the best Cheetos. There. I said it.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
Today, I purchased lemonade from a kid's lemonade stand. Made small talk. Smiled. Sure, you can call me a hero.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Sometimes, the only reason I go to sleep is so I can wake up and eat breakfast.
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@JoanneGoodhart
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8 years
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
3 years
It’s Saturday night, and I just passed 2 different people urinating on the subway platform. New York is BACK BABY!!
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
Since I’m not married & never had a bridal registry, I do not have an electric mixer & am about to attempt spritz cookies w/out one. Cheers
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
Time for new headshots! Which one? A or B? #headshots #actress #casting
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
My idea for a @hallmarkchannel Christmas movie... Single, 30 year old rising actress gets to see what life would be like if she ended up with each of her ex-boyfriends. Kids, house, dog. She realizes life would be shit and resentful. The right choice was pursuing her dream alone.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
I don't mean to be controversial, but, breakfast food is the best food.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
Just watched Blazing Saddles! They don't make movies like this anymore -- or can't (super offensive to all people and horses)
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
I am so thankful for the smell of cooked bacon.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
I'm thinking that for each night of Halloween weekend, I'll post a picture from my, now offensive, college costume selection...
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Be sure to catch the @Gotham season premiere this Thursday the 21st at 8pm on FOX. You may see a familiar face :)
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
To the asshole construction worker who dropped his tobacco spit from the scaffolding onto my newly washed hair...I hate your effing guts.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
4 years
NY isn’t dead. At least not on the N Train where a maskless, toothless man threatened to dump iced coffee on me. My soul on the other hand...
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
To the gym employee who wanted to help my bicep curls: I pay for this cheap establishment because I didn’t want trainers talking to me. Thx
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
It's days like today I'm really happy I auditioned for a dog food commercial instead of sitting on a cable news panel.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Whether you agree with him or not, @TuckerCarlson 's new show is great. He listens, is quick to respond, and does so in a compelling way 👍
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
4 years
I don’t say it often enough, but I am so grateful for my @CompoundAmerica family. This group of misfits has welcomed me into it’s ugly arms for almost 2 years now. Thanks guys!!
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Bet you Kathy Griffin is pretty happy that Bill Maher was born. Onto the next outrage.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
I pretty much block all male Instagram followers who also follow Taylor Swift. I feel like that's a good standard to have.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
A pageant girl used to be able to blame not winning on the shallow, outdated swimsuit portion of competition. Now, that #MissAmerica is only judging a woman’s character, she must really feel like crap when she doesn’t win.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
3 years
I MADE A CARROT CAKE FROM SCRATCH.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
Good news people. I finally booked a job! Short, one day gig. Can't wait to share!
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
Caption this thought bubble 💭
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
For those inquiring my acting career status, please understand this is a marathon, not a sprint. If it was easy, everyone would do it. 😘
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
I'm neither red nor blue. My teeth are purple 🍷
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
Just landed. I got free wine on the plane. All is forgiven.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
And if that woman is Carly Fiorina, will progressives be happy for her?
@JaneCaseyAuthor
Jane Casey
8 years
Somewhere the first woman president of the USA is watching Hillary Clinton speak, and she is making plans. It will happen.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
I just want my own home that I can decorate with a full size tree and a blender and a cuisinart mixer that I’ll never actually use, but it’s there if I want.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
9 years
Spent several years tending bar before meeting @greggutfeld . Thanks Greg for getting me out, and reminding me of that fact every single day.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
With @KatTimpf at the Gutfeld Correspondents' Dinner!! Like so much fun!
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Why is it that immediately after I go grocery shopping I want to order out for dinner?
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Guys. I'm gonna cook chicken. Pray for me. 🍗
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
Just went down a rabbit hole trying to discover anything about my ancestors. I see no evidence that I’m Ukrainian. I may have been lying to the public for the past 30 years.
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Joanne Goodhart
8 years
I enjoy watching "My 600-pound life" while binge-eating Cheez-Its. #dontjudgeme
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
Seriously thinking about changing my life goals to settling down, getting a 9-5, shopping in bulk, and buying a house with a pool because heat waves in New York City SUCK.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
I will not participate in any mannequin challenge as mannequins glorify emaciation, further contributing to poor body image. Plus, it's hard
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
I really dislike the white wine I just ordered, but I'm powering through. #wastenotwantnot
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
Growing up, my mother NEVER told me who she voted for. So, like her, tomorrow, I will vote privately. My vote makes me no better than you.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
I’m in Miami. The bouncer just looked at my ID and asked me my birthdate. My night cream is working. Also, I’m tired.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
Well, my flight took off, then made an emergency landing due to an enigine oil leak. We’ve de-planed. Mechanic is fixing it. They’ve given us snacks. I’m doing ok.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
Chillin in the greenroom before #Gutfeld !
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
. @KatTimpf and I used to be fit...
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
Voting for Prez is cool & all, but it's not the only race on the ballot. Try to get familiar with the those names running for local office 😎
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
People still get their hands on illegal drugs. How would banning certain guns be different? Genuinely curious.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
I had a sensible fruit salad for lunch. ...sangria fruit.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
4 years
To the woman who just blatantly ignored me and cut in front of me to get ice cream (we were the only 2 people in the store), how do you sleep at night? Also, you’re dead to me.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
Rang in the new year with my friend Dom! Thanks @TheKnickNYC #FoxNews2016
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
On set. So bridal!
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
JT’s half-time performance was vanilla. safe. I already forgot it. #SuperBowl52
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
I pay for a catastrophic health plan and it's still lots of money. Can't imagine how people pay for full health coverage.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
Tonight’s dinner: a PBJ, 2 Allagash White, a bowl of cereal. I’m a 12-year-old with a beer habit.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
4 years
One slice of pizza is NEVER ENOUGH!
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
Just got back from the Magic Kingdom (dry town USA). Pounded 2 glasses of prosecco. Princess brunch in the AM. I’m like Mom of the Year without a kid.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
Eff that Scientology commercial.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
In tonight's improv class, my teacher randomly mentions the great comedic sensibilities of... @tomshillue . I try to get away & I can't, ha
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
Can someone please do one of those face morphs for me and Lori Loughlin? I’d like for Hallmark to see they have options.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
4 years
...the good news is, the restaurant I work at is fabulously clean thanks to the bleach solution we use. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
And I was still carded at dinner. #ThisIs30
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
When your cab's lighting is on point! #NYFW makeup by @AmandaTBeauty
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Seriously good side-by-side by @kelliann_dcarlo . @LeahRemini I will happily play you in any future Lifetime/ A&E movies.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
I had a $3 mimosa at brunch earlier. I love Texas.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Can we please stop calling lattes "coffee"? It's milk. You're drinking espresso flavored milk.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
My health insurance is increasing to half of my rent. I’m essentially paying $6,500 a year just to put my feet in stirrups and be told “scooch down more... little more.”
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
To the icecream truck on my street at 10:30pm, I hate you, but appreciate your dedication.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
My parents both surprised each other with a $100 bill for Christmas. If that’s not a happy marriage, I don’t know what is.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
I just unknowingly purchased “no salt tortilla chips. I’ve never been so bummed.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
Tacos. Can't stop won't stop.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
3 years
To everyone championing for restaurants and restaurant workers: I’d rather see a 50% tip than your tweet to Cuomo. Cheers!
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
So I'm in the new Optimum commercial featuring Cristiano Ronaldo! If you blink, you'll miss me! Haha
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
3 years
As an actor, I am my own small business. Can someone support me? Financially please, but emotionally works too.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
@MeghanMcCain @JoeBiden @TheView @MeghanMcCain your ability to be completely vulnerable in front of millions, to remain a truthful & strong advocate for others is beautiful.
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Joanne Goodhart
8 years
Most people on social media right now...
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
And this is why you inspire me :)
@DanaPerino
Dana Perino
7 years
Happy New Year - so much to read and study in 2017. I can't wait! 🤓 #FoxNews2017
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
7 years
So, unfortunately my scene was cut from tonight’s Law and Order: SVU. But you should still watch because SVU is the greatest show ever.
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Joanne Goodhart
7 years
I'd like to warn the US economy that my sister & I will not be participating in #BlackFriday this year (we're poor) Please shop in my honor.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
I still like Carly. She's no nonsense. No pandering. And smart as hell. #foxnewsdebate
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
Watching the Emmys. My goal was to be nominated at age 30. I have one more year before the dream dies. Jesus take the wheel.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
If you tell me "Your video will play after this ad" I immediately close the screen.
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
8 years
I wish I could have opinions and express them half as well as @TuckerCarlson
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
5 years
Check out my acting reel!!
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@JoanneGoodhart
Joanne Goodhart
6 years
I already need a coffee for tomorrow.
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