Very happy to announce I will be joining the
@TheCumiaShow
fam! I can now add podcast co-host to the resume as I join
@BillSchulz
every morning — until I eventually replace him ;) Be sure to subscribe and enjoy!
My idea for a
@hallmarkchannel
Christmas movie... Single, 30 year old rising actress gets to see what life would be like if she ended up with each of her ex-boyfriends. Kids, house, dog. She realizes life would be shit and resentful. The right choice was pursuing her dream alone.
I don’t say it often enough, but I am so grateful for my
@CompoundAmerica
family. This group of misfits has welcomed me into it’s ugly arms for almost 2 years now. Thanks guys!!
A pageant girl used to be able to blame not winning on the shallow, outdated swimsuit portion of competition.
Now, that
#MissAmerica
is only judging a woman’s character, she must really feel like crap when she doesn’t win.
I just want my own home that I can decorate with a full size tree and a blender and a cuisinart mixer that I’ll never actually use, but it’s there if I want.
Just went down a rabbit hole trying to discover anything about my ancestors. I see no evidence that I’m Ukrainian. I may have been lying to the public for the past 30 years.
Seriously thinking about changing my life goals to settling down, getting a 9-5, shopping in bulk, and buying a house with a pool because heat waves in New York City SUCK.
Well, my flight took off, then made an emergency landing due to an enigine oil leak. We’ve de-planed. Mechanic is fixing it. They’ve given us snacks. I’m doing ok.
To the woman who just blatantly ignored me and cut in front of me to get ice cream (we were the only 2 people in the store), how do you sleep at night? Also, you’re dead to me.
My health insurance is increasing to half of my rent. I’m essentially paying $6,500 a year just to put my feet in stirrups and be told “scooch down more... little more.”