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Loves: Sport. Tottenham. Music. Too many TV shows. NYC. Vegas. Sarcasm. Hates: Trains. Trump. Racists. MAGA People. Liars. Stupid people.

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Shelley Johnson
9 years
"ESPECIALLY FOR" 💗💗💗
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9 years
One of Sunday's goalscorers in training, especially for @shelleyj89 , @majesticmousa , @JTHFC & @mufmup5 #COYS
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I knew.
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10 years
So I'd get it if Roberto was on some shit-hot scoring streak, but he isn't. Just give the kid a chance. #please 🙏 http://t.co/ogJ65v4Hc7
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Mark Hughes can’t win. But he can win if they win. Apparently.
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5 years
Hopefully Torreira’s suffered no permanent damage from this disgusting assault.
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10 years
So I'd get it if Roberto was on some shit-hot scoring streak, but he isn't. Just give the kid a chance. #please 🙏 http://t.co/ogJ65v4Hc7
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2 years
Special treatment because he’s the England captain.
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2 years
BREAKING: Jurgen Klopp will face no further action for his post-match comments towards referee Paul Tierney following #LFC 's 2-2 draw at #THFC .
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Why have they used our stadium for the background for this? 😂
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FT: Manchester City 2-2 Liverpool. The fight for the Premier League title continues 😤
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BAHA. Give that ball boy a medal.
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@OfficialFPL
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7 months
Who's owned Mohamed Salah since the start of the #FPL season? 😎
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5 months
It’s amusing to discover the number of people who have never heard Dier speak before.
@statgodtips
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5 months
Why is he pretending he’s got a German accent already 🤣🤯
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4 years
I wish everyone outside of Tottenham had cared this much when the ball hit Sissoko’s armpit.
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2 years
Appreciate Son’s got a hat trick, but Lloris has been robbed of MOTM in my humble opinion.
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1 year
Stuff like this doesn’t sit right with me, regardless of who the player plays for. Current Premier League strikers publicly mocking a fellow Premier League striker? And one of them is Michail Antonio?! Get back in your box.
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How's this even allowed 😭😭😂
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Sassy Poch part one.
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Utterly, utterly embarrassing.
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Forever and always, @ericdier .
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JJ is all of us 😂😂😂
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Burnley labelled the 'better side' despite Tottenham's win #THFC #BFC
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Wait for it...
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I’m not going to knock a guy who’s been booed by his own supporters for still having the guts to step up and take a penalty when it’s not something he normally does. Whatever you think of Sanchez, he NEVER hides.
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Spot the difference.
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But he was against the super league.
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Yesssssssss. We can dare to hope again 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🙋🏼‍♂️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #NUFC
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@danielwynne_ It pops into my head every now and then and thought this was a good time to roll it back out again 😂
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Don’t ever change, @ErikLamela .
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6 years
Find someone who looks at you the way Lamela looks at Kane 😍😍😍
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9 months
Wow. I must have imagined the multiple cup finals, including a Champions League final, he played in for us. He makes it sound like we were battling relegation every season.
@MiguelDelaney
Miguel Delaney
9 months
Kane says watching England teammates go the distance in CL “hurt”, and he didn’t care about the PL record He joined Bayern to finally win and loves how, unlike Spurs, bad results are “disasters”
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10 months
I’m still disappointed that you joined us, Danny.
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10 months
😔 “I’m actually disappointed for Maddison in some ways [that he joined Spurs].” 😭 “Maddison’s a Champions League player! I thought he’d get a club in the UCL.” Danny Murphy admits he wishes James Maddison had sealed a move to a team in the Champions League, rather than #THFC .
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3 years
I can’t have people like Beth Rigby commenting that removing restrictions is reckless when she was happy to ignore restrictions earlier on 🤷🏻‍♀️
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My favourite memory of Jack Wilshere at Arsenal is when Erik Lamela called him a pussy.
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3 years
“Unheard of”
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Steve Douglas
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Solskjaer on four games in eight days: "Its unheard of. It’s made by people who've never played football at this level. It's physically impossible for the players to do it. We’ve not been dealt a good hand." #MUFC
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@Gazspurs46VR Absolutely.
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I love that he is unashamedly Tottenham and is proud of that. Some of our supporters should take note.
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1 year
"It's a big club" ⚪ Ryan Mason believes Tottenham can 'absolutely' still attract top managers.
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Just to add some context, that eight has included Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal, and Man City twice.
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No win in 8️⃣ on the road in the league for Tottenham. The last time they went on such a run was 2012. #MOTD2
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🥹🥹🥹
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My man @Serge_aurier 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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3 years
All things considered, there is nobody’s opinion on this I want to hear less than Neville’s.
@footballdaily
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3 years
🗣 "I can't think of a more professional football player that I've ever seen. He must be seriously annoyed." @GNev2 was asked about his thoughts on Harry Kane not turning up for training with Tottenham
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When you’re still criticising/mocking him even when he comes on and has a massively positive impact, that’s a you problem not an Emerson problem.
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This would have been such a cold pic, can someone edit out Emerson?
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Hugo face timed his wife from the pitch 😭😭😭
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2 years
Shock horror that Dermot Gallagher thinks it was a foul on Meslier, wasn’t a foul on Bentancur and wasn’t a red card for the foul on Dier. There is no point to him.
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Get a room, guys.
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This Dier hate is beyond ridiculous.
@StoolFootball
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Name a footballer who’s robbed a living 💰
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Sassy Poch part two.
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2 years
“Sanchez has exaggerated both situations and unfortunately for Palace, Wilf’s got a red card out of it.” What shite from Ferdinand. Why do so many baby Zaha and act like he does nothing wrong?
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4 years
@GaryLineker Really odd for you to have some weird issue with Amazon giving people a chance to watch all the games for free (with a trial of Prime) or for no extra cost if you already pay for Prime.
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@dog_feelings TIPPY TAPPIN’ FEET IN ALL THEIR GLORY.
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@kylewalker2 You win league and let us go through in the Champions League? Do an old friend a favour? Deal?
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7 years
In four games against Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Michael Dawson has conceded the grand total of zero goals.
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5 years
Llorente though. What a giant of a man. Son has rightly got credit for his impact when Kane has been out, but Llorente has more than played his part. He’s done exactly what we’ve needed him to.
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🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 @ericdier
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It’s utterly stupid that we had to go through three qualifying rounds to qualify for a competition that we are a top seed in.
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And what a man, consoling the keeper first before celebrating Son's third goal. Love you, @vincentjanssen .
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I am honestly not sure if I’ve enjoyed anything more in my life than Vardy going for glory by taking a penalty with his first kick of the game after coming on as a sub and having it saved by Lloris.
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Kane isn’t exactly on my Christmas card list anymore but that third bullet point is a ridiculously bad take. It’s Andorra (no offence intended, Andorra) and he’s literally on the bench.
@thespursweb
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Harry Kane's 21/22 season... - Tried to FORCE his way out from Spurs - Literally REFUSED to attend training - Now DROPPED from England squad - Has ZERO goals in the Premier League - Son has TAKEN the spotlight off him How things can go AWOL so quickly. 😢
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@sharrond62 @Gavinbobbell Bloody hell, Sharron. She IS a woman. What a horrendous tweet.
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CHRISTIAN ERIKSEN TOOK A CORNER THAT BEAT THE FIRST MAN AND WE SCORED FROM IT. I DON’T BELIEVE IT.
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I’d advise people to watch the footage as you’ll see all he does is have a quick chat with him. There is no laughing and joking. What the clip doesn’t show is Dele being last off the pitch consoling Son as they walk off.
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Liverpool fans who a few weeks ago were saying they didn’t care about individual player awards because they were going to finish above us, are now mocking us because Salah won golden boot and are ignoring the fact their team finished below us. Bless them.
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Just seen a tweet from a Chelsea supporter calling the hair pull incident “life threatening” and that’s me done for the day 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 @dele_official
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In the four seasons Pochettino has been here, we’ve finished above City twice and above Liverpool in all four. Clearly not in the same class at all.
@MrTomMcDermott
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#THFC not in the same class as the other two
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Serge is all of us.
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Can they both lose? #CarabaoCupFinal
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8 years
Only seven minutes had been played when that all happened. Elbow, swipe of the hand, a kick out. But it was all us.
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I mean, Eric Dier was RIGHT THERE screaming out to be picked but nope.
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Genuinely sick of comments like this. Before these two, we were a dodgy handball decision away from winning the Champions League and not far off winning the league.
@samuelluckhurst
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1 year
Mourinho wasn’t the problem and Conte isn’t. Two serial winners ground down by the club’s losers mentality
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Dele has been playing injured all season. He got injured at the World Cup and has never been able to get fully fit. He’s currently playing with a broken hand. He’s also only just turned 23. But yeah, let’s slag him off rather than cut him some slack.
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Because assaulting people who are peacefully protesting and not causing you any harm whatsoever seems fair and completely logical.
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If Kane was off then Foden is definitely off.
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Why do some of you have to do this? Why do some of you always have to have someone to hate on? And why is it quite often a promising young player who is nowhere near their peak? With the injuries and suspensions we’ve had, we should be praising those who have kept us going.
@TalkTHFC__
TalkTHFC
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Don’t care what people say, Brennan Johnson has to be DROPPED. I know he is a young player, but he has been shocking for our past lot of games. Also, we were robbed in the last minute there. Absolutely fuming.
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Jamie Redknapp on Kane: "I hope they appreciate him at Tottenham. That's always been a problem at the club." Fuck off, mate.
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If we were 3-0 down at home inside half an hour, we’d be getting slaughtered. But plucky old Leeds, hey?
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Dele Alli has 6 league goals this season. In comparison, David Silva and Leroy Sané have 8 each, and Kevin De Bruyne has 7. He also has 9 assists, only bettered by De Bruyne (14) and Sané (11). If he’s having a poor season, he’s in fine company.
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@MarenMorris @CassadeePope I love you both for not giving a crap and calling her (and her husband) out on her crap. More people need to.
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Attendance: 62,202. Still more than you’ll ever get at the Emirates, even when you lie and say it’s sold out.
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“Parking the bus for three games.” I do love it when “pundits” show they haven’t actually watched what they’re commenting on.
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
3 years
⚪️ "They'll get found out, Spurs." 🚌 "They have parked the bus for 3 games." ⬇️ "I still think they're going to fall short." Gabby Agbonlahor doesn't think #THFC can maintain their good start to the season.
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Because this can’t be tweeted enough.
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@HKane Harry, you don’t need to defend Kate’s choices. She did what was best for her. Congrats again.
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Interesting that Michael Oliver, who booked Lamela for a hand off to the neck last weekend, didn’t book Fernandinho for that elbow off to the face. By interesting, I mean completely predictable because there is absolutely no consistency from any referee these days.
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I appreciate some people like to stand at games but this attitude that you’re boring or lame for wanting to sit is wearing thin. Not everyone can, or wants to, stand for 90 minutes. And the arrogance of people who refuse to sit or acknowledge that others can’t stand is poor.
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@dog_rates @Dumbo What a good doggo. A bit heavy-pawed with his tippy-taps though.
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2 years
If this appears on my timeline, I have to retweet it. Them’s the rules.
@PapaPincus
MATT 🅿️
2 years
Greatest tackle of all time. 😍
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So I'd get it if Roberto was on some shit-hot scoring streak, but he isn't. Just give the kid a chance. #please 🙏 http://t.co/ogJ65v4Hc7
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Is it possible to mute pictures on here? Because I really want to mute that Levy Out picture.
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"No-one wants to see Arsenal play like this." I beg to differ, Thierry.
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7 months
For all the shite Richy has been getting from some, he has one goal and three assists in his last five appearances. He did a thankless job on the left last night, and did well on the whole. Can we go one day without having to have a dig at a player?
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Bardi
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I love Richarlison, but I also loved my family dog, and we had to put him down.
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Hi. My evening has been grand. How has yours been?
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I love how old man Davies is always like “Thank f*ck that’s over.”
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
5 months
Two wins in a week ✌️
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3 years
“My beloved Tottenham Hotspur” 😭💙
@henrywinter
Henry Winter
3 years
Michael Dawson retires. “After 20 incredible seasons I have decided that now is the right time for me to retire from playing professional football….
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Nowhere near enough has been made of the fact that City kept selecting him after he’d been arrested in Nov 2020, and then again in Jan 2021 and was out on bail, and only stopped when they literally couldn’t select him because he was in jail after being arrested again in August.
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
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#MCFC defender Benjamin Mendy has been charged with a seventh count of rape.
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@evanrachelwood Over 24 hours later. You know for definite that his daughter also died, as did two other children, as did five other adults, and still you can’t just say “I’m sorry. My bad. This wasn’t the time or place.” Unbelievable.
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Wilshere has slipped into that absolutely bang average West Ham midfield seamlessly.
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"Pochettino got it all wrong today." Well, no. He left out a player who's apparently carrying an injury. A player you all moan about anyway.
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11 months
I love Eric Dier. Sorry not sorry one teeny tiny bit. Looking forward to this.
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
11 months
Coming soon to SPURSPLAY... ⏳
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Players who have played for us for years, making hundreds of appearances and helping us get to a Champions League final along the way, but have come to the end of their time with us, should not be lumped in with a player who couldn’t even make more sprints than the keeper.
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