「mαrκ」 @Mark_Bytes Twitter profile

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「mαrκ」

@Mark_Bytes

5 months

Introvert in Jamaica? You mean being “hype” and “stuck up”

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@Mark_Bytes

6 months

Me: *is calling a government office repeatedly and not getting through* The operator:

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3 months

gabe✰

@gabbydeandra

3 months

i think orange is such an irritating color and it fills me with rage every time i see it

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@Mark_Bytes

3 months

The diaspora is starving.

CVM Television

@CVMTV

3 months

Juici Patties in Hollywood, Florida reports temporary closure after selling five days worth of patties in one day. The franchise promises to restock and reopen on Monday (March 25) #CVMNews

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@Mark_Bytes

1 month

Not the sun activating the third world filter We are so cooked

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@MorganChevitage

1 month

It’s crazy outside.

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2 months

I’m never deleting this app

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@Mark_Bytes

10 months

Dawgs did a sweat yuh fk 😂😂😂

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8 months

Shaggy spitting fr

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

He narrowly escaped the righteous flames of Rameish’s kitchen

Chris Malachi.

@ChrisMalachi

2 months

Someone please help me to understand how and why a stingray is in the middle of Downtown Kingston Road???? Most confusing and random thing I’ve seen in a while

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@Mark_Bytes

5 months

I apply for jobs that I deven meet a single requirement for

GAY Sergeant At Arms

@MarcBennett_

5 months

You still apply for a job if you’re missing one requirement?

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@Mark_Bytes

6 months

BAWL

🩷🩷 Lil Miss Pink 🩷🩷

@grumpyduchess_

6 months

Somebody need fi overlay the zentel song ova this loooooool

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@Mark_Bytes

7 months

“Officer him nah move him vehicle. Go call ih tow truck” Him:

Jamaica Gleaner

@JamaicaGleaner

7 months

Taxi operator, Andre Johnson was shot in his leg by a policeman in New Kingston this afternoon. He was shot during an incident where it was alleged he was illegally parked. Johnson runs the Half Way Tree to New Kingston route. Cops on the scene declined to comment. #GLNRToday

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@Kaineservin @Ccino_ja

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

“I have an 07 Honda Accor—“ “WORK HARDER” I wudda shut up then and there

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@justinswvnk

2 months

blud said what is your loan agreement like

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@Mark_Bytes

3 months

Laziness: I cyaa bodda do it Burnout: I wanna do it but can’t Obeah: Every time me try dweet it nuh work out

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@Mark_Bytes

1 month

A dis dem wah see inna we cover letter

Lover Girl♡

@_nessavannessa

1 month

I love my job, I love going to work every day and making money to take care of myself. I LOVE WORKING

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Shanica Blair

@ShanicaBlair

3 months

Skankin' sweet Everybody wanna feel irie 🎶

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

It’s not a safe space Guh sym 🖤

el gran jefe

@g00gleElJefe

2 months

Is this a safe space? 👀 Cuz I get a lil salty when my tenants pay their rent on time. 🙃 I be kinda wanting them to pay late.. that’s how I make money – off them late fees. 😅🤣

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@Mark_Bytes

4 months

Every time Skankin Sweet played yesterday, I just couldn’t stop laughing

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@Mark_Bytes

8 months

No. I tried a new restaurant and got blindsided by the prices and posted it so people who were preeing it had an idea of what to expect. 🙄

Shanica Blair

@ShanicaBlair

8 months

Him really spend nearly 20 gran pon fuckery food fi go viral?

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@Mark_Bytes

5 months

Jamaica wishes it had sidewalks this wide

Cait🧃

@CaitCamelia

5 months

Going here at 3 am and finding God

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@Mark_Bytes

7 months

Chris Pinnock

@ChrisPinnock1

7 months

If you’ve disarmed your attacker, you now have no legal excuse to hurt them with said weapon.

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

🥹🥹

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

It’s been 5 hours and I’m still gushing at this car Jesus Christ Ravfiki is gorgeous 🥹🥹

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@Mark_Bytes

1 year

Budget as hard as you want, that unexpected expense is coming and you’re going to feel it

Gratitude 🥰

@yaneekpage

1 year

What’s the most important lesson you’ve learned as an adult?

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@Mark_Bytes

2 years

270 for 90? That’s insane omg

I AM NO BRITISH CITIZEN

@Owenpalmerems

2 years

Jah rastafari

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@Mark_Bytes

1 year

The mosquitoes outside:

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@JKavJA

1 year

We need to fix crime so we can sleep outside. It's the most sustainable solution to this heat.

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@Mark_Bytes

7 months

If you have to prove you have money, you don’t have money

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@Mark_Bytes

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@DailyRapFacts

1 month

The LA Police say they can’t arrest Diddy over the Cassie video because it happened too long ago

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@Mark_Bytes

6 months

This trend of people mortgaging properties they can’t afford then renting them at insane rates needs to stop.

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@NarkoGREEN

6 months

Ummm...

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@Mark_Bytes

7 months

Anyone buying a car in the future, here you go (Better you use a credit union excluding COK)

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@Mark_Bytes

7 months

“Roun a Eltham me live man, dem nah trouble you” No no dem nah trouble YOU

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@Terrizle

7 months

Spain girls be so eager to invite you over there too 😭 Sis do you know where you live?

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@Mark_Bytes

1 month

If unnu cyaa afford the AC, buy a high velocity industrial fan. Trust me the difference between that and a regular degular plastic standing fan is HUGE

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@Mark_Bytes

1 month

The Lord is good

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@Mark_Bytes

8 months

I asked for the real estate market to crash but this is too realistic I fear

Kim Somm

@Kimmisomm

8 months

But imagine you're in construction on a scaffolding when the earthquake happened. Hello!

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@Mark_Bytes

4 months

lol is Silicon Valley some savvy term for call center farms? A bere Ibex deh out deh enuh

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@Mark_Bytes

7 days

I stopped budgeting. If my expenses start to exceed my income I start looking for ways to make more money. The cost of living can’t be the reason I’m depressed every day

IG: Jadularasa

@jadegraceann

10 days

One of the hardest things to budget as an adult is how much you realistically spend on food. You’ll say I spend about grand on lunch a day . No actually. You spend about 1400-1800 / days x 5 days. 5000 vs 9000 right there.

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

Republic beach be like:

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@EverythingOOC

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@Mark_Bytes

6 months

Leff him behind yf

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@Mark_Bytes

6 months

Bro said leave crocs in 2023. Meanwhile my limited edition Pokémon crocs sandals are arriving. We can leave him behind fr

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@Mark_Bytes

7 months

Hope Gardens Sugarman’s Beach Hollywell Cinchona Blue Mountain Peak Jacks Hill Lookout Red Hills Lookout Palisadoes Fort Rocky (that ruins place dung a Port Royal) Emancipation Park (statue)

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@Mellumjr

7 months

Where in Jamaica would u put a sign like this?

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@uncle876

24 days

how people sleep inna dem heat ya?

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

We give thanks for the abolishment

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@_Neeshuur

2 months

Circles would be going off rn

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@Mark_Bytes

6 months

I went to Azans to buy a mop and left with a 20k bill. I hate that place so much

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@Mark_Bytes

6 months

That rough bwoy

Nationwide90FM

@NationwideRadio

6 months

The Bank of Nova Scotia’s Knutsford Boulevard Branch in New Kingston was broken into Tuesday night. According to preliminary reports, the perpetrators gained entry to the building by breaking a glass window.

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@Mark_Bytes

7 months

✋🏾 Jesus alone saves hun.

Winifred🌻

@Winifunds

7 months

Guysssss!!! how much have you saved this year??

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@Mark_Bytes

1 month

Resumes don’t get viewed for more than 10 seconds and I’m to believe my cover letter, along with the other hundreds, are gonna be read?

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@AndreMillwood

1 month

Why are people sending their resume to apply for a job with no cover letter as another document or written in the body of the email. It’s honestly giving lazy and unconsidered.

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@Mark_Bytes

5 months

Whites and ting cost 8 bills Follow me for more mental and financial health tips 🙏🏾

NIA 🌸🇯🇲✍️

@Waul_flower

5 months

Therapy cost 10k??? 😭😭

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@Mark_Bytes

4 months

Anyway a nuh my convo this fr Y’all are rich

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@Mark_Bytes

6 months

ZJ Spectre 🪖

@codespecs

6 months

Wanna open a savings account wit NCB.. what's the requirements?

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@Mark_Bytes

9 months

Every event:

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@Mark_Bytes

1 year

Hi hello unnu talk to Anju and Nigel

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@Mark_Bytes

15 days

Adhering to the road code alone nuh mek u a good driver dawg If you in a situation and a guh say “but I’m right” rather than drive defensively, yaah eediat.

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@Mark_Bytes

3 months

Like sis just wasn’t having it

Won $upreme ™

@RjNotRajay

3 months

Uptown is a lifestyle, a cult. Not just a community 😭 U cya just change addresses and get welcomed in the ppl Dem places, Dem have Dean of discipline. Is a big school.

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

That’s what Republic Beach is lol

him.

@iFuckedMaryJane

2 months

Jamaican twitter need one big beach day.

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@Mark_Bytes

5 months

“Yow dawg a mi bredrin from long time enuh. Two a we grow good” and it’s a nigga that stole your car, fucked his side piece in it and crashed it But we have life ✨✨✨

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@Mark_Bytes

1 year

What 300k looks like Rent - 60k Car note - 50k Bills - 20k Food - 50k Gas - 20k Savings/Investments - 20k Emergencies - 50k Entertainment - 30k Y’all are insane

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@Mark_Bytes

7 months

That happened

I’m Treza 😉

@trezagayeeee

7 months

I'm still lost as to what happened 😭🤣

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

Crocs 2 for $50 a gwaan now btw

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

The real enemy is that d*nz m*d** account

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@Mark_Bytes

7 months

A credit card’s interest rate should be the most insignificant factor when choosing one. You literally pay no interest if you pay the balance in full

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@Mark_Bytes

4 months

The account number is 000621428 Password is P@$$w0rd Lemme know when you’re hacking so I can give you the 2FA code ✨

1SYDE🐊 ✞🧧

@1Estate_

4 months

What was your first car?

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@Mark_Bytes

6 months

What is this man cooking 💀

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@Mark_Bytes

7 months

🙏🏾 staying in my tax bracket this Christmas. Y’all be blessed

shelbyᥫ᭡

@fleekyonthebeat

7 months

This correct? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Mark_Bytes

3 months

“A nuh Skeng him name enuh. His real name is…” Me:

1Clauze

@ganjaclauze

3 months

What’s worse your girl getting sent 10 free tickets or getting sent unreleased music?

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

Stuff like this always bothers me because some people are, for the first time, deciding to get out of their shell and enjoy themselves only for some losers to beat them back into it

whappie (shenelle fan account)

@rikkochettt

2 months

the rating videos are so strange, sure the compliments are lovely but the insults? ppl are so chronically online they forget others have feelings

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

You could say they’re… FIT… for each other

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@Mark_Bytes

11 months

Anyway, ice cream dates are mid. Carry her out to Blue Brews Bistro up in Holywell instead 👌🏾

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@Mark_Bytes

9 months

Me a call the police rn

j ✨

@jadizzle_

9 months

fontana waterloo to williamsfield roundabout 😮‍💨

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

No lmao. What’s sad is begging women for it.

Cc

@xocelecia

2 months

paying for pumpum is sad idc

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@Mark_Bytes

6 months

Jahkno unnu bully him till him start cook regular food oh no

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6 months

Fancy Eggs 🍳

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@Mark_Bytes

2 years

@shanksrxx_ Enough is enough.

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@Mark_Bytes

3 months

Is the ugly fat girl in the room with us?

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@Mark_Bytes

7 months

TL asleep? Y’all were really out here eating a sausage sandwiched inside a large corn bread with a bag a condiments and calling it food? Yes you, UWI graduate. What was that all about

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@Mark_Bytes

4 months

Yes because I would’ve been more focused on learning and not trying to kms

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@Mark_Bytes

1 year

This Gary?

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@Mark_Bytes

1 year

I’d learn how to mod just to put Beryllium trucks in this game

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@Mark_Bytes

19 days

Yes actually (Unrelated to THAT specific situation) Pedestrians think once you see dem you muss stop and that you clearly muss see them even when they’re crossing the road in your blindspot Jaywalking is way too common out here

Pizen Ivy 🌿

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Mi have a serious question, and don’t take it as heartlessness or ntn, pedestrians just cross road anyhow?

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@Mark_Bytes

1 year

Idk bout y’all but the STEM lecturers actively sabotage UWI students and chip at their mental health only for them to graduate to be fighting for low paying jobs in the field or end up working at a BPO

Nationwide90FM

@NationwideRadio

1 year

Minister of Finance, Dr. Nigel Clarke, says Jamaica must produce more science and technology graduates to become a high income state.

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@Mark_Bytes

3 months

@unhingedcatboi Hey thanks again for helping my blind auntie see and my two month old toddler learn how to code in 1 day. I know it takes a lot for you to drive from your premium suite in Strawberry Hills down to us in your GLE 53 and I honestly appreciate how selfless you are

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@Mark_Bytes

1 year

“Electronic Facial Identification technology”

string bean 🇯🇲

@errol65

1 year

@JamaicaConstab @callhersim Supm bout da picture ya nu look right looks photoshopped to me

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@Mark_Bytes

9 months

Ms. Robinson To You🇯🇲

@LivySpeaks

9 months

What’s Jamaican math?

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@Mark_Bytes

5 months

Some anime event at UWI. We were playing Pokémon Go and I caught a Seel and named it after her. From desso it did seal

Inari NOT Briana .

@inaribriana

1 year

Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!

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@Mark_Bytes

9 months

I miss the side of Twitter that discussed stuff like personal finance, mortgages, career advancement etc. Everything seems to be focused on the negative aspects of Ja or uptown drama now

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@Mark_Bytes

7 months

Twitter keeps misunderstanding the difference between good pay and livable pay. Anything sub 200k isn’t good and the sooner you accept that and make more, the sooner you realize there’s more to life than salary debates 👍🏾

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@Mark_Bytes

2 years

I’ll never understand why NWC/NWA cyaa do dem work late at night or pon a weekend when people nuh deh pon the road Peak traffic hours badman?

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

70k+ people now have the impression that Jamaican carnival is about wild daggering and degradation But hey, we have a celebrity streamer in our midst woohoo

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

Before you ever consider arguing on Twitter just imagine that this man is the one on the other side of the screen

Farah C. Fortune

@fcfortune

2 months

Their education system is a failed experiment. You can never convince me otherwise

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@Mark_Bytes

4 months

As I said. The special fried rice at Di Dragon tie me yf

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@Mark_Bytes

6 months

Him: “Dat you want?” My conscience:

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@Mark_Bytes

2 years

Imma call name here. Sagicor insurance agents need to stop fronting as investment advisors. This constant pushing of telling people to take on SagiGold, Equity Multiplier and these other products when the returns aren’t as good as other unit trust options is a sin.

Simon Johnson

@guruintraining_

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I'm sure there are some great insurance reps out there. I've met a few. Those that speak to the client about their needs and then recommend the most suited product to them. However, there are quite a few that use unscrupulous tactics to sell and earn their commission.

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@Mark_Bytes

1 month

Teenage pregnancy at age 30 kinda gheddo idk I wouldn’t want that either

Jamaica Observer

@JamaicaObserver

1 month

Jamaica continues to face a low birth rate problem with the total number of live births in the country declining sharply over the last 20 years.

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@Mark_Bytes

8 months

If you don’t correct your friends when they make mistakes, you’re no better than an opp. Cuss dem out if you love them

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@Mark_Bytes

2 years

My brother in Christ, companies don’t tell you they’ve selected someone else if you don’t pass the interview stage. You get ghosted. They’re just meeting you where you’re at

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@Mark_Bytes

11 months

Just circling back to say the other islands were right in saying that Jamaicans are the Americans of the Caribbean

Jamaica Star

@jamaicastar

1 year

#JUSTIN : A boat carrying 37 Haitians, including 10 children believed to be below the age of nine, landed on the shores of Boston Beach in Portland a short while ago. The Haitians appeared to be in good health, but complained about being hungry. More soon.

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@Mark_Bytes

2 months

Being a psych major in Jamaica is so funny because pastors are always gonna get first preference

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@Mark_Bytes

1 year

Don't let them tell you you're too proud or your dreams are too big You should humble yourself, humble your dreams Remember everything you see today at some point in time started from a wild dream

BLASTFEST

@BlastMusicFest

1 year

Which Afrobeats lyrics has most impacted your life?

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@Mark_Bytes

8 days

Telegram group Fries-less Zinger Backwash infested cran wata Crawny whispers hotel Change from Zinger taxi fare “Inna the morrows” Elements of a true Jamaican love story