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Brand Don

@JKavJA

6 months

Bring back software I can buy once and own forever instead of paying a subscription.

girl fieri

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6 months

What is the most boomer complaint you have? Mine is I think people take their dogs too many places for my taste and also I think everyone should be more punctual.

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7 years

Janet Jackson's prenuptial agreement guaranteed her $500 million if she stayed 5 years. She leaves 5 years, two months in.

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@JKavJA

1 year

Do the food prices know that they have fallen?

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

1 year

BREAKING: World food prices have fallen for the 12th month in a row, now down 20% from peak.

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5 years

And together, we will rice.

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28 days

Stop with the hypotheticals, give me the keys.

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫

@Matt_Pinner

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6 weeks , no internet, unlimited food. Yes or No ?

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4 years

Lack of plant-based animals.

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1 year

Yeah a either mi eat 2 or 10. There's no in-between. You right.

YT: Des10knee | Sultry Boss 🤎✨

@des10knee_

1 year

Mango is a 2/10 fruit

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@JKavJA

4 years

Cyaa bawl inna life, man

TMZ

@TMZ

4 years

Coronavirus Can Easily Enter in Eyes & Tears Could Spread It, Study Says

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2 years

Free Jamaican people from the shackles of commenting on your weight to make conversation

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10 months

Already have the rifle out

Jery

@OmonaOJ

10 months

Sleeping naked is wild, what If a war breaks out at 3am? 💀

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4 years

See unnu force di man fi get dark

Not Kevin 📸

@cevancoore

4 years

There's a meme here somewhere

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@JKavJA

4 years

Feel like 2020 fi come wid a certificate of completion.

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@JKavJA

5 years

Tell everybody except me seh dem proud a me.

𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑝 𝐵𝑎𝑟𝘩𝑏𝑖𝑒 🎀

@kerisha357

5 years

Wah Jamaican parents eva do unuh???????????

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2 years

People who play music from Bluetooth speakers in public, who grow unnu?

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6 months

Every day is Christmas when you have astigmatism.

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11 months

Entirely different meaning in Jamaica.

dainty

@theedollbaby

11 months

Styling your partner is such a love language

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3 years

Elaine's 10.54 is the fastest non-controversial time run by a woman ever. That's bigger than huge.

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@JKavJA

6 months

For the strength of the Blek Penta to be stripped away!?

💌

@dabambina

6 months

SO YALL AINT EVER KISSED NO WHITE PERSON?!

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@JKavJA

5 years

Patience. Dinner soon ready.

Alicia Ramdal

@alicia_ramdal

5 years

What is a traditional Jamaican Sunday lunch?

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6 months

Mongeese ✖️ Mengoose ✖️ Mengeese ✖️ Mongooses ✔️ Mongoose dem 🤏🏽

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@JKavJA

5 months

Santa Claat

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@Tropixsofficial

5 months

Just another day in Jamaica 🇯🇲

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3 years

Has anyone else found themselves less productive as the pandemic progresses?

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8 months

A suh show fi lie

Robert Miller

@RobertBRMiller

8 months

Jamaica is on track to becoming a first world country by 2030. Thanks to the Most Honourable Prime Minister Andrew Michael Holness the builder, for your vision for Jamaica and for enriching lives moving one from poverty to prosperity.

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@JKavJA

2 months

Haffi guh mix mortar after this, no matter your profession

lloyd.S

@LifeAsLloyd

2 months

Chicken n Tings said here’s breakfast lunch and dinner for $900

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@JKavJA

4 months

"Suh show fi lie" A Jamaican thoroughly enjoying a movie

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10 months

Nobody: Jamaicans: "Soon time fi him guh look a rerk"

BIG ASH, RN

@_ashnico

10 months

Why is my 1 year old half my size? 😭

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@JKavJA

4 years

Yeah man a time fi put the flag inna mi bio.

Saucy Soucouyant 😛😛🇧🇧🇯🇲

@skinglo_afro

4 years

What?!!!!

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@JKavJA

3 years

"What did the pepsi say when they opened it?" "Idk ... what?" "Pssst"

Pepsi Jamaica

@pepsijamaica

3 years

Caption this photo and the person with the most retweets wins a stay at @royaltonresorts , Pepsi merch and Pepsi product! 🎉

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@JKavJA

5 months

I'm extremely happy for him, but this is not a happy story. Man a work 30 years without missing a single day and still haffi get crowdfunding fi have him *first* home.

Jamaica Observer

@JamaicaObserver

5 months

The Burger King cook who never missed a day of work for nearly 30 years has bought his first home with more than $400K raised from crowdfunding. (🎥: Via Tiktok @thekeep777 )

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22 days

People our schools need: 1. Social workers 2. Psychologists 3. Trained counsellors . . . 994. Pastors

Television Jamaica/Radio Jamaica Newscentre

@TvjNewscentre

22 days

We want to hear from you! What are your views on the suggestion to assign one pastor to every school to help curb violent behaviour? Let us know in the comments. #PrimeTimeNews #TVJNews #feedbackquestion

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10 months

Jamaica is a huge vibe. If we ever fix crime a bare niceness.

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1 year

Sleep wid mi best friend Deh wid mi enemy Have a yute wid mi uncle

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@JKavJA

4 years

KFC. Jah will provide.

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18 days

Dem taco yuh fi eediat

O V Hoe Rih ❄️🇫🇷

@kingRihh

18 days

Chilitos fried chicken tacos 🫤 sigh

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@JKavJA

1 year

Trickpeas

Ashley Carla ⁷

@__ashleycarla

1 year

And this was the last one!! 😭 @gracefoods

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@JKavJA

5 months

People who reverse into parking spaces. (And we are)

Nicole ✨

@BombshellCole

5 months

iPhone users aside, what other group of people think they are better than everybody?

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2 years

Cyaa believe I have to figure out what to eat every day. Mi couldn't just able fi photosynthesize sometimes?

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1 year

Krispy Kreme vs. Prestige isn't really a thing tbh. Different audiences. The real fight is Ministry of Health vs. sugar.

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@JKavJA

5 months

Mi even a accept indirect deposit tbh. Gi smaddy fi gi me.

White Glasses Chick

@VogueModelJaye

5 months

Accepting direct deposits for Christmas

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@JKavJA

1 year

(H)Ariel

nathan

@868nathan

1 year

Imagine if Sebastian was voiced by Bounty Killa

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1 year

South Avenue Grill seh "anuh food alone wi cook"

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3 years

That you never stop feeling like a kid, when I was a child I assumed there was an "adult" feeling

Say It Valencia

@SayItValencia

3 years

What part of adult life surprised you most?

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4 years

PM hide him nose one time and unnu a lose it

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4 years

At least her victims will get some closure

Jamaica Observer

@JamaicaObserver

4 years

19-y-o Jodene Williams was slapped with several charges after she pretended to be a sales representative and distributor of lace front wigs

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3 months

Sugar. Sugar is the drug.

Runner Up 🥈🥲

@j_talibah

3 months

Some form a drugs inna this big man. 😵‍💫

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11 months

Same thing Jamaicans eat at easter

sweet tea.

@girlbutgodtype

11 months

Okay what do you gift a man that didn’t buy you birthday gift?

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@JKavJA

3 months

Man seh anuh clothes alone inna him closet

Mokaya

@its_mokaya0

3 months

If my wife can't do my laundry then I'd rather marry a fellow man. Because then we'd have a lot of interesting things to talk about like football etc

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1 year

As a big man, yuh suppose to a check yuh woman vehicle regular suh dis nuh happen.

Meistermind

@mistameister

1 year

Lol women and cars. Decided to drive my wife’s car today and walaaahi every kind of light you can imagine is blinking on the car dashboard. Looks like i’m flying a plane 😂

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@JKavJA

1 year

If unnu eva cause the price a turkey neck fi guh up mi ago fight and I'm so serious.

chef cheeks

@chefphoteamuh

1 year

Never thought I’d see a dupe for oxtail but here we are… 🦃

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2 years

A reminder that the total ticket prices for the 42 students to come back home would have been less than 4 mil. A drop in the bucket of the gov't budget. Way more than that is misappropriated annually based on all the scandals we've seen.

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4 years

Everyweh him go him look a work. A true hustler.

Jeniece

@jeniece_s

4 years

Bolt come in Trinidad and directing traffic yes 😂😂😂

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2 years

A you done off the chivalry, no wonder hombre naave none

Square Peg In A Round Hole™ 🇯🇲

@JBPreskool

2 years

When I was dating my now wife, I took a taxi from Papine to HWT, walked down Maxfield to meet her at her office, walked to the portmore bus stop with her, took a bus to Portmore with her, walked her home, then I went back to Papine. Every day. This man, does not like you.

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1 year

Jamaican restaurants 🤝🏾 Preparing you for a day in the fields

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2 years

Being a superhero in Jamaica would be exhausting. Iron Man cudda never run J.A.R.V.I.S. without worrying about Digicel or Flow dropping out.

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@JKavJA

4 years

May your income far exceed your expenses.

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@JKavJA

1 year

Breakfast stew chicken is the superior stew chicken.

kripsy kreme

@itsleahcar

1 year

A patty for breakfast is understandable, but stew chicken at 7 a.m.? Unhinged behaviour.

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@JKavJA

4 years

Shut yuh mout' wid yuh likkle bit a money

Monzo 🏦

@monzo

4 years

If your bank account could talk, what would it say?

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@JKavJA

2 months

"Hold on pan mi shoulder and gimme yuh foot" company ltd.

Claire Dunphy

@cee_suella

2 months

Next year, a good side hustle is to bathe people after jouvert 😭

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3 years

I think DD/MM/YY is perfect, tbh

marmalade

@marzorella

3 years

We need to develop a better dating culture in ja

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@JKavJA

7 years

@Jherane_ The point of my tweet is "kudos to her". Also I found the choice of photo hilarious.

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@JKavJA

4 years

Do we start with the church? Let's start with the church.

Leaandra.

@iamleaandra

4 years

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW JAMAICA HAS A PEDOPHELIA PROBLEM.

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7 months

Somewhere out there is a man in a Probox saying him can "run lef dat"

janatan.

@JcSkyline

7 months

Today Jamaica casually saw the second Lamborghini Huracan touch road. V10 machinery pushing almost 600hp from factory. Beautiful beast. 🤍

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5 years

If mi did locs and buy an iPhone Would it be I and iPhone?

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2 years

Any connection that requires you mute parts of yourself isn't for you. Relationships are supposed to be expansive, not restrictive.

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1 year

Mi love mi car, mi love mi bike, mi love mi money and ting, But most of all mi love mi ________

Kris ♡

@WilbyGreat

1 year

Let’s go!

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2 years

Some a unnu a put politics over people, and mi cyaa rate dat.

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@JKavJA

5 months

The lone Jamaican disciple on the 3rd day:

𝙁𝙮𝙖𝙝 𝙇𝙤𝙧𝙙

@Saint_nunes

5 months

Up enuh Jesus

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@JKavJA

1 year

Di Genius sampling his own voice for Jada Kingdom's GPP because he couldn't find a sample that fit the sound he wanted. But also here's the full breakdown:

RapTalk 🧊

@RapTalkv2

1 year

what’s the biggest “i’m him” moment from a producer??

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@JKavJA

4 years

Find a partner who complements and compliments you.

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1 year

Not the hamburgular

Jamaica Gleaner

@JamaicaGleaner

1 year

A supervisor is among five employees of the Burger King fast-food outlet in Harbour View, east Kingston who were arrested on Sunday in an alleged fraud involving $10 million, police commander Supt. Tommilee Chambers says. More to come. #GLNRToday

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5 years

"This sandwich is not available in your region"

Wayne Chen

@wcchen

5 years

McDonald’s launching its ‘Jamaican Chicken Burger’ in 1,200 UK restaurants. Features 2 pieces of crispy chicken with a spicy jerk sauce, mayo, bacon, red onion & lettuce; topped with pepper jack cheese in a seasoned jerk bun. It’s about as ‘Jamaican’ as Rihanna. #BrandJamaica !!!

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@JKavJA

2 months

Cause if you dead and then rise, yuh deserve supn nice

🍀𝕴ÑŃ𝕯𝕽Ã😈®️

@inn_dyyy

2 months

So Jesus died and woke up 3 days later, how bun and cheese reach inna this?

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3 years

6 p.m. curfew pan Satdeh makes zero sense.

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2 years

If you're cleaning the bathroom (in particular) and the products nuh try after you life at least one time, did you really clean?

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3 months

Stew peas was accidentally created when someone was aiming to cook red peas soup and fell asleep.

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4 years

Butter chicken and Garlic Naan, all homemade.

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4 years

Would be neat to encourage local tourism before we make a major push to open our borders. A lot of Jamaicans haven't seen a lot of Jamaica.

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4 years

Spoil You - Alkaline is a whole relationship anthem if we're being honest.

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11 months

If you find somebody you like Tie them.

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5 years

Cooking curry makes a house smell like a home.

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@JKavJA

4 months

Breakfast stew chicken > lunch and dinner stew chicken and I will not be elaborating further.

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@JKavJA

5 months

Mi neva know sorrel have opening and closing hours. Guh drink some.

a midsummer nightmare

@unhingedcatboi

5 months

can i drink sorrel this early?

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@JKavJA

11 months

Still a relevant question, imo.

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@BiggestttHater

1 year

what is y’all most liked tweet?

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@JKavJA

1 year

That's my actual wife, thanks.

〽️ecca 〽️illion 🇯🇲🇺🇸

@m3ccamilli0n

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@JKavJA

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1 year

Haffi just curl up and guh sleep

Candiece

@CandieceKnight

1 year

Just bathe and rub up Cantu curling cream all over me body instead of the lotion. 😭😭😭😭

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7 months

Quicker to get from Mandeville to Kingston that from Kingston to Kingston. Madness.

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7 months

"Feel fi smn nice" and hungry same time

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@szasznonIy

7 months

what’s a very bad financial decision?

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@JKavJA

8 months

Mango calories don't count during mango season.

Ms. Robinson To You🇯🇲

@LivySpeaks

8 months

What’s Jamaican math?

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@JKavJA

3 years

Protection from A to Z. Big up Astra she

Dr Khia Josina Duncan

@KhiaJosina

3 years

Oxford AstraZeneca vaccine may provide ‘protection for life’, finds new UK study. This is good news.

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@JKavJA

4 years

Love is blind.

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1 year

People who eat runny eggs, I just have one question Why?

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4 years

Wid a fork, sometimes wid a piece a roti.

O V Hoe Rih ❄️🇫🇷

@kingRihh

4 years

Curried goat is so gross how tf unu nyam dat

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@JKavJA

1 year

Never knew GE had Jamaicans naming products.

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5 years

Daddy1 after recieving good news: Broglad

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1 year

This tweet actually makes the point for job descriptions for MPs. MPs spend their time doing busywork and don't actually have time to fill their legislative roles/show up for parliament. Just because you're busy doesn't mean you're effective.

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@JKavJA

14 days

I see that, and raise you this:

Youtube: wherewilwego

@BRUSHTHEMARSHAL

15 days

Name a better duo

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@JKavJA

1 year

2023 now, full time dem invent push-to-start corned beef. Tired a the key business.

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4 years

Unnu blame everything and everybody but rapists fi rape.

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4 years

Watching people who have either never been poor, or have graduated from being poor criticize poor people irks me. For you $10,000 can dash weh, for some people it's literally the difference between being fed and starvation.

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5 years

Plot Twist: Vybz Kartel's "Under Water" was about the coming effects of climate change and the impact of sea level rise.

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