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Mom stuff, mental health, kikiki-ing, likle literature, nuff random song lyrics.

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Joined July 2011
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@CandieceKnight
Candiece
3 years
I'm not done celebrating yet 🥳🎓 Good morning aunty! How it started How it's going
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Candiece
3 years
Lessons I learned from the golden girls🇯🇲: 🥇Elaine: Write your goals down and chase them. 🥇Shelly: Legacy isn't just about winning. 🥇Shericka: Don't ease up until you're through. Finish strong. 🥇Briana: Celebrate yourself, even if others doubt your achievements.
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Candiece
1 year
Except this.
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@Clapped_Dre
gianni🦁
1 year
@raptalksk There’s not a single album ever made where every song hits
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Candiece
3 years
We did it, Ky! 🥳🎓
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@CandieceKnight
Candiece
10 months
What a set a people love pack up people pon ship.
@upholdreality
COMBATE |🇵🇷
10 months
The Brits have a massive floating cage where they keep asylum seekers
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Candiece
2 years
Google maps really will take you through the valley of the shadow of death and reassure you that you are on the fastest route.
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Candiece
2 years
No we have we owna yard. A town full a complex.
@AjaniMada_
Master Raven
2 years
Unu country people have a complex yuh see sksksskakak
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Candiece
3 years
Awww. Reminds me of a pig I had when I was younger. She used to love being washed down so much. Eventually washed her down with some fruit juice.🤗🤗
@jahjahwarrior30
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3 years
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4 years
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@CandieceKnight
Candiece
2 years
I wasn't very excited about the car until Kymani saw me drive for the first time today. Went to pick him up and he realised we weren't walking and he got so excited. Every 5 minutes he said 'Look! Mommy is driving!' And now it's kind of a big deal ☺
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Candiece
2 years
UPDATE: The stoplight romance continued all month long, and I was ready to take things to the next level. I invited him to Sigma Run on Sunday. He said: "Babes yuh know me ago lock dung Sunday though. Me woman a come from foreign."
@CandieceKnight
Candiece
2 years
The guy who sells car accessories at the HWT end of Molynes Road been looking me from December. He gave me a free microfibre cloth today and said "you deserve the best".🥰 All who nuh have Valentine a bat 🤪
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@CandieceKnight
Candiece
18 days
The creation of a positive core memory.
@seriuslynothing
seriuslynothing
18 days
Wtf is this?
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Candiece
8 months
Big up the police officer on Marcus Garvey Dr. who gave me a whole pep talk today after him pull me over and me start bawl. I was just having such an awful day that being pulled over was like the last straw. Like of all the dayyysss. But things really picked up after that. 🫂
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Candiece
2 years
I think Tami having a girl is a great reason for all of us to drink tonight.
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Candiece
3 years
These banking apps notify us everytime we spend our own money, but never let us know when people send us money. Why y'all always wanna focus on the negatives in life???
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Candiece
2 years
My amazon order came to $50.16 and I still bought it. Pray for me as I continue to pray for myself.
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Candiece
2 years
The guy who sells car accessories at the HWT end of Molynes Road been looking me from December. He gave me a free microfibre cloth today and said "you deserve the best".🥰 All who nuh have Valentine a bat 🤪
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Candiece
4 years
A rant. Being a single mom is such a fking risk when you live in a country where men feel like you must want them since you so obviously don't have a man. I woke up this morning and was heading out to go pick up my kid from his dad, only to see a man under the mango tree at my
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Candiece
1 year
I worked from home today. When Ky came home from school I locked my door and told him I have work until 5 o clock. Tell me why there was a soft knock on my door at exactly 5 followed by "Can I come now?" I forgot he has a watch and can read it now. 🥹🥹
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Candiece
1 year
See how they wake up early for football but not to exercise and meditate with you at sunrise? Love yourself queens. 🤣
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Candiece
3 years
I'm no longer working at a call centre but me nah stop wear my flat shoes and my cardigans and stretchy pencil skirts weh nuh need fi iron when me a run late and a get paid by the second. Stop judging people for dressing economically and efficiently.
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Candiece
3 years
Finally, a university graduate. Roll Credits ➡️
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Candiece
1 year
I am on land.
@DiGyalDemGad
Gyalsina
1 year
Are you in a relationship, situationship or imaginationship?
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Candiece
3 years
Anybody on here actually drove for their drivers license and got it on the first attempt?
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Candiece
1 year
Randomly laughing at the fact that this guy I was talking to kept spelling 'hurt' as 'earth'. Then one day after I corrected it in the chat he started finding all kinds of faults with me so I asked 'Did I earth your feelings?'
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Candiece
1 year
The last time me try fren up one officer he took one look at my address on my license and said "A pure car thief come from up yasso. Me ago need fi see the rest a yuh papers." 😭😭😭
@Mekiedoll
IG: MekieDoll
1 year
Ngl I didn’t know women got traffic tickets. You’re not smiling at the police when you wind down your windows?
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Candiece
7 months
Why are you guys not keeping your kids at home on rainy days like how your parents used to let you stay home? I would like my son to have the kinda rainy days I enjoyed at school with just a handful of kids, but unu keep on send all a di pickney dem same way.😂
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Candiece
3 years
Lol look at agent N95 . Out here combatting chronic illness, COVID-19 and drug cartels. 🤣
@christufton
Dr. Chris Tufton
3 years
Celebrating small wins. I couldn’t swim the length of the pool last year - now look on me! Covid made me find the time in the am to commit to learning to swim before heading to work . What new have you learnt since March 2020?
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Candiece
2 years
Wanna go to Portland but dont wanna drive to Portland.
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Candiece
3 years
No. After nobody never help me pay it a week time. Why me must share when me get my draw?
Serious question, and don’t lie. Are you guys okay with sharing your partner?
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Candiece
1 year
Me wah believe Spice and fraid
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Candiece
1 year
Long distance relationships aren't real if the 'long distance' has no end in sight. You're just penpals.
@B_Yandaa
Heart Fairy ✨
1 year
Unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position?
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Candiece
2 years
Not me coming on here to find out I need two more jobs to start living a bare minimum lifestyle. 🤧
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Candiece
2 years
My heart is in shambles. Just last week he told me how this time next year could be our anniversary if we start something together right now. Reassured me that I would never have to work if I don't want to. Accepting kind thoughts and prayers during this very difficult time.
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Candiece
2 years
See if we had ENOUGH JUTC buses on the road running ON SCHEDULE, many people in the corporate area wouldn't even bother to buy cars.
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Candiece
1 year
Back a di class we nahve nuh subject: An anthropological observation of cybercriminals and their position in post colonial Caribbean educational institutions.
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Candiece
2 years
Will my husband just come and find me already? Getting to know new people is exhausting. I'm copying and pasting messages. 😭
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Candiece
2 years
Go home (in another parish) to take up my clothes off the line because the sky did look kinda bleak over that side.
@_victoriahg
cactus water
2 years
whats the craziest thing you ever left work to do during your lunch time?
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Candiece
2 years
Can't wait to find out who I really am.
@megstappedin
Megs ✨
2 years
Money doesn’t change people. It reveals who they really are.
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Candiece
3 years
I try to expose Kymani to so many different career options, yet his favourite job when he is playing pretend is a bus conductor. Why at 9am on a Monday morning his only ambition is to stick his head through the doorway and shout out half-way tree? 🥲
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Candiece
2 years
Girl I love you but you dont make it easy at all. Yuh nuh think the newspaper did write an article bout your nominations already? Weh dem ago write from the awards show itself now to let Jamaicans know that our girl never win? Another headline about your noms? Let's think.
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Candiece
3 years
Out de a run up and dung whole day a save di world like nobody a pay yuh, before yuh go look wuk and pay off di pickney school fee. Yuh tink big name can carry go a shop? Come back yah without di full money again and see if me nuh cut up kryptonite ina yuh food like sweetpeppa!
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𝕶𝖑𝖔𝖘🇯🇲
3 years
Imagine being Superman with a Jamaican Baby Mother.
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Candiece
8 months
Robert Benoit, a 59-year-old white tourist, was sentenced to 17 years for raping a 12-year-old Jamaican girl.
@JamaicaObserver
Jamaica Observer
8 months
The Caucasian American who was convicted in the St James Circuit Court for having intercourse with a 12-year-old girl after she was handed over to him by her father for transactional sex was on Friday sentenced to 17 years and 3 months for his crime.
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Candiece
2 years
Sunshine Girls beat Australia and no holiday still nuh announce. 😪
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Candiece
4 years
@MicjazzerMyles @ricksocool 1. I don't invite strangers to my house for meetings. 2. If, lets say, he learnt my address and did that, it would still be very intimidating and inappropriate. Maybe more. 3. Why are you trying so hard to find a loophole to make him the victim, and me classist? Is it misogyny?
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Candiece
4 years
This was heartbreaking to cover. Just a few things I want to add: 1. It's absolutely possible for an 8yo to commit suicide without help 2. Children's feelings are valid and 'big' enough for them to consider suicide. 3. Sexual abuse is not the only thing that affects kids.
@JamaicaObserver
Jamaica Observer
4 years
Community stunned by 8-year-old girl's suspected suicide #JasmineKeeling
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Candiece
4 months
Kartel come breathe me
@footwear_rack
DR. NOËL, SNEAKER PLUG
4 months
Poets on the TL??💀
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Candiece
5 years
A nuh shy him shy, yuri. Him a fish. Thats why.
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Candiece
1 year
Driving through St Thomas and I am just utterly flabbergasted that someone said 'Lets dig up the ENTIRE PARISH AT THE SAME TIME' and someone said OK. 😲
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Candiece
1 year
Guys! Kymani made me the cutest mother's day card at school. I love it soo much and I'm soooo surprised. I feel so special. Never before have I seen this beautiful pink card. Such a wonderful surprise! 🥹 Happy mother's day, moms 🦋
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Candiece
1 year
Kymani just showed me my mother's day card then took it back from me and said I can look at it properly tomorrow because it's a surprise. He's my child for real 😂
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Candiece
3 years
Love my country but Jah know... it's getting harder and harder to afford to live here.
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Candiece
1 year
Ky: Mommy can we go to the park with some snacks tomorrow? Me: Maybe... If you behave yourself Ky: But I finished behaving myself already
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Candiece
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I wanna answer this so bad. But he doesn't know he's my partner yet and I don't wanna ruin the surprise 😂
@inn_dyyy
🍀𝕴ÑŃ𝕯𝕽Ã😈®️
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How did you meet your current partner?
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Candiece
11 months
Suddenly realising that I've never washed a ripe banana in my life. I've never even considered it.
@KemeshaSwaby
Kemesha Kelly Swaby
11 months
“Mommy, can I have a banana, please?” “Sure son. *washes banana* Here you go.” Son smells the banana and returns it to me. “Mommy, I want a perfect banana that I can eat. This one is smelly.”
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Candiece
4 years
He asked if he can swing by later then. I say I won't be home. He asks when will I be back. I hold my head straight and keep walking, wondering the same damn thing. I fking hate it here.
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Candiece
1 year
Me and my tall friends. Tough luck shawty.
@amoyangelface_
Minnie 🎀🩰
1 year
Who Bridget’s catering to these days? Who wears size 10 & 11 fr? Like BFFR
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Candiece
1 year
I'm asking myself this more and more these days and I wanna ask you guys too... Serious question, what's keeping you in Jamaica?
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Candiece
3 years
Is it too much to ask for a man to build me a bookshelf with his own hands and fill it over time by gifting me books he thinks I'd like to read??? Or have I been reading too many romance novels?🥺
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Candiece
1 year
Nobody: Not a single soul: Ky: Mommy, when I grow up I am going to be [classmate]'s father because she said she does not know where her father is.
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Candiece
3 months
The show ended at 12, as was planned. It was not 'locked down' before performances were completed. All the scheduled artistes had performed, and the open mic type segment is typically how every Protoje show ends. The issue is not Lit Fest stage management or Lila's granny.
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Damien King
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Lost in Time Festival locked down at 12 before the performances were completed. Everyone blaming the police (for enforcing the law). No one blaming the artists who knew it had to end at midnight and indulged themselves with unplanned segments. One artist had her grandmother sing.
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Candiece
2 years
Devon House treat that front lawn like Jamaicans treat the fancy crockery in the glass cupboard.
@gavindih
Gavin Hall
2 years
So Devon House can open up back the big lawn now? 👀
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Candiece
7 months
When I committed to taking better care of my mental health at the start of this year, I had no idea that I would end up at Bellevue Hospital. And in July when I left my last job to start working here, I got every Bellevue joke in the book (they get old really fast guys😅).
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Candiece
11 months
Is this a safe space? *Whispers* I own and use a can opener.
@yooneedmorejodi
Jodi-Ann Quarrie (Yoo Need More Jodi)
11 months
What "unserious" generational curse are you breaking? I buy the good dishwashing liquid. And I don't put water in it. 😁
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Candiece
1 year
saw my mother typing in whatsapp from bout 10 minutes ago... The message that finally came in: "OK"
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Candiece
2 years
Unu fi go report unu womam beater and paedophile friend dem if unnu wah change stigma. That unu fi go do.
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Candiece
2 years
I am now among the elites.
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Candiece
2 years
No matter how deep in love you think you are, you can get over it.
@yooneedmorejodi
Jodi-Ann Quarrie (Yoo Need More Jodi)
2 years
Ladies, what did you learn from your first serious relationship? #YooPoll
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Candiece
9 months
One day you're young and carefree, attending parties with your boyfriend on campus, next thing you know you're being added to a WhatsApp Group named 'Grade 1.' Life comes at you fast.
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Candiece
2 years
I'd never advise anyone to make a career out of their favourite hobby. Make a career out of something you're good at, but protect what you love to do so that you can do it on your own terms and your own time.
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Candiece
2 years
JPS easily has the best and most useful mobile app that I've seen from any local provider.
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Candiece
1 year
Me nah say me badmind ino, but as a couple at a concert, unu afi hug up the whole time? Lila a sing a praise song and unu look like unu out fi start kiss 😑
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Candiece
2 years
Such girl couldnt even find a US media entity's tweet because they dont care about her. Is a J'can reporter tweet bout her n she quote it. We are literally her only audience. Let's stop calling her name n engaging her. Look how we athletes a gwaan good. We're better than this 😭
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Candiece
2 years
If a man ever says 'I'll make it up to you' please understand that that statement was the full extent of his efforts to make it up to you.
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Candiece
3 years
Big up Kirk Wright!🙌🏼 I met him when I used to stand up for hours on Lyndhurst Road with Ky waiting on that elusive #47 bus. He had no idea who I was or where I worked but he dropped us in HWT whenever he saw us.
@Smilejamtvj
Smile Jamaica
3 years
TVJ Reporter, Kirk Wright, who has been trending on Twitter for a few days this week gives us insight into his coverage of the Mobay Church Cult.
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Candiece
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@RjNotRajay Please quote people so I can understand the direction of the violence at this hour without having to scroll too far. I have limited time in the mornings. Thanks for your unwavering commitment to the culture.
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Candiece
3 years
One bomb Jamaican mom 💣💥
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Candiece
2 years
You got your flowers for being nominated. You can be disappointed about not winning without lashing out against your local fans.
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Candiece
2 years
Hey @SagicorJa can participants wear carnival costumes to Sigma Run? Asking for myself.
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Candiece
4 years
Lol OK. #By23 I Had a baby and stopped going to school. Had worked call centres for a year and sharpened my soft skills and tech aptitude. Started over my final year and completed the CARIMAC courses. Started working as a full time journalist. Neva gwaan too bad.
@nomdarkham
Joel Nomdarkham
4 years
Cannot be the big accomplished journalist a tell me dis! Come young girl, own you OWN #By23
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Candiece
3 years
Only reason father's day has this awful twist that mother's day doesn't is because of the high level of absentee dads. I hate to see people celebrating their moms on the day, but these ppl are doing the best they can on a very difficult day. They're not the prob. Absent dads are.
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Candiece
3 years
@OhSullyVan Sis said... 😭😭😭
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Candiece
2 years
Kymani's teacher gave him (me) home work to MAKE SIX musical instruments. SIX (6) Why?
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Candiece
1 year
Kymani just showed me my mother's day card then took it back from me and said I can look at it properly tomorrow because it's a surprise. He's my child for real 😂
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Candiece
2 years
Saw a dad and his son do a lil hug, fist and 'psssh' thing at the school gate when I was dropping off Ky this morning and my eyes got misty. Well played, uterus, but no.
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Candiece
1 year
Ky: Mommy I love you Me: I love you too Ky: So you're not going to be mad? Me: mad about what? Ky: I spilled the drink. It was an accident. Me: Ok. I'm not mad. Ky: And I squeezed the ketchup on my bed. Me: Why? Ky: Because I'm sorry... I also broke the tea cup... OK. I'm up😶
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Candiece
2 years
I dont get why people seem... disappointed?... that the place nah blow weh rn. Unnu realise seh we cant even afford two strong outer bands right now, right?
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Candiece
1 year
Just bathe and rub up Cantu curling cream all over me body instead of the lotion. 😭😭😭😭
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Candiece
3 years
Kymani whispers requests to himself when he knows I'll say no, and then proceeds to give himself permission. Just heard him over the box of donuts whispering "Can Kymani have a donut?... Yes we can have a donut." I...
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Candiece
1 year
The towncrier will pass by my cottage with the royal invitation one of these days. I must be home for it.
@__Taatsu__
Miss Denzer
1 year
You're single, you stay indoors and you sleep early. How do you expect to find love that way ?
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Candiece
1 year
A man approached me at the beach today and started saying something... then he changed his mind when he realised I was taking photos of my son and his dad. I almost said "Come back! I barely know that man!"
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Candiece
3 years
My 68-y-o daddy got his first dose of the vaccine this morning at #SagicorVaxDay !!! He was very hesitant some months ago, but with the right information about the vaccine, and seeing the chaos that's happening because of 'The covic' he finally decided he was ready. I'm so happy!
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Candiece
2 years
I love Rihanna's republic dress and I think free titties were very appropriate for the moment, but y'all wrong for all the nasty comments towards someone who felt otherwise about the dress. Disagreement isn't grounds for disrespect and me nah kikikiki wid unu.
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Candiece
1 year
Hard to feel like a winner without a cup
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Candiece
3 years
First office day selfies 💙💚 #SagicorStrong
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Candiece
2 years
Yall here arguing whether Jamaica or America has more school shootings and I'm just here wondering where in the world I can go raise my child without paranoia of him getting shot at school, in a car, or in his bed.
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Candiece
2 years
Today was career day. 🤗
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Candiece
3 years
Fin.
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Candiece
9 months
This Ad placement is immaculate.
@JamaicaGleaner
Jamaica Gleaner
9 months
Tuesday's front page of The Gleaner. Pick up a copy or read online:
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Candiece
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From my dad call me and ask me if me remember somebody me assume seh dem dead
@FeliciaW_7
Fel♐️✨
24 days
The way Jamaicans deliver bad/traumatic news be hilarious…
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