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kf

@MadameFowler

3 years

Oh so shorty crazy forreal

IndieWire

@IndieWire

3 years

Rosamund Pike explains why she buries her acting awards in her garden: "In the future when I’m dead and gone, or when someone else buys the house, there will be landscaping and they’ll hit metal and they’ll think they’ve found buried treasure."

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@MadameFowler

4 years

Is his dread literally hanging on by....a thread?

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@MadameFowler

3 years

Quiet as it’s kept, men are pressed to have kids.

Lakyn Thee Stylist

@OgLakyn

3 years

Dating as a woman who doesn’t want children is like....low key hard lol

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@MadameFowler

6 months

Everyone keeps talking about “what if an emergency happens” with that 200 dollars between paychecks but to me it’s like what about just … life? What if you want Chipotle or a bottle of wine or to go to dinner and a movie for date night?

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@MadameFowler

2 years

The constant communication between people of vastly different economic classes

‘Cundo 🇵🇸

@FacundoXXII

2 years

What’s normal on Twitter that’s not normal in real life?

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@MadameFowler

5 years

Wooooo this face. I know that feeling sis.

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@MadameFowler

3 years

“She might play crazy but she never plays broke” would be my real housewives tagline.

GNCordova

@GNCordova

3 years

Lynn Whitfield just looks expensive. She might play crazy but she never plays broke!

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@MadameFowler

5 years

Lowkey means they was ready a hour ago but they were letting you cook

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@MadameFowler

1 year

Kwame constantly complaining about Seattle when he signed up love is blind SEATTLE is my thirteenth reason

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@MadameFowler

2 years

This — literally — made me laugh out loud bc lmaooooo. TJ Maxx don’t fuck with you anymore?! It’s BIG over.

TMZ

@TMZ

2 years

TJ Maxx is the latest company to condemn Kanye West's anti-Semitic comments, by cutting ties with his Yeezy brand.

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@MadameFowler

3 years

I don’t personally know a single man who doesn’t want kids or is on the fence about it. I know multiple women who do not or who are moderately indifferent.

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@MadameFowler

4 years

Beyoncé is going to be in her 40s giving the type of performance these new young girls could only dream of executing.

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@MadameFowler

4 years

Pence says a whole lot of nothing in a very serious, slow tone to make people think what he is saying is important and smart. Like every other mediocre white man in a meeting that I know.

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@MadameFowler

1 year

As a man, you should be figuring out what you’re putting on the grill for Memorial Day this weekend. That should be your biggest concern this week. Not what day party you going to.

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@MadameFowler

1 year

nobody: Netflix Tech Support:

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@ikeonic

1 year

I suppose I knew folks were watching Love is Blind but I didn’t realize THIS MANY folks watch it lol

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@MadameFowler

3 years

What he do sis? And also: 🤦🏻‍♀️

Khloé

@khloekardashian

3 years

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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@MadameFowler

1 year

I think our generation is having a hard time grasping that we are now the adults, especially those of us who are childless. We are now in our 30s. If you want the traditions and the activities and things we have to actually do them.

Jannifer Gao 🌶

@Jani__Gee

1 year

I know it might not be the same people but it’s not lost on me that there’s an increase of people who complain about loneliness and lack of community and there’s also a normalization of destroying/dismissing traditions that foster and maintain communities

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@MadameFowler

10 months

Now I want to see some DEFAMATION lawsuits. Let’s get those complaints drafted and filed people!

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@MadameFowler

2 years

Taye Diggs is the most unserious man lmao and I love him for it.

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@MadameFowler

5 years

The fact that Kamala had to break this down for y’all dummies because the media is complicit in misinformation and y’all have the reading comprehension skills of lollipops is annoying.

chris evans

@notcapnamerica

5 years

. @KamalaHarris : “What I’m talking about is not extending the school day but basically after hours programs. So that our children are engaged in constructive playful activity until their parents are able to pick them up.”

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@MadameFowler

5 years

I can’t even get to the content of the Monique clip because I’m so annoyed by men constantly constantly talking over women. Shut up. Damn. And he put his hands on her? Lord.

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@MadameFowler

5 years

Daenerys had three DRAGONS and two FULL armys before she started fucking with Jon Snow. Ladies. Let that be a lesson.

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@MadameFowler

5 years

Drake gotta drop 10 PM at the Grammys right now for the culture.

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@MadameFowler

4 years

What the fuck is wrong with LaKeith? First black woman VP and you think the salient point to mention is her hair?

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@MadameFowler

1 year

E.Muhammad

@chinkyface_

1 year

I have a serious question… when did white refrigerators/stoves become a “you’re poor thing?” Like what’s wrong with the black community???

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@MadameFowler

4 years

@is_salia This legitimately made me laugh out loud 😂 your dreads are super cute!

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@MadameFowler

3 years

@le_debut Girl. It’s why they should be seen and not heard. Barely seen.

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@MadameFowler

14 days

Need to make a cool 700k annually

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@MadameFowler

10 months

I had to see it so now you do to

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@MadameFowler

6 months

They lie about having children. Hope that helps!

dean

@deanuyasha

6 months

It’s funny because you never hear men with kids complain about dating.

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@MadameFowler

1 year

If you don’t have your man like this every once and a while is he even your man

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@Diddy

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@MadameFowler

2 years

people who complaining about spoiling TV shows are annoying. You’re on social media; you assume the risk.

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@jzux

2 years

what is your most benign unpopular opinion? i don’t mean like “the earth is flat” type of unpopular opinion, i mean like “I think golden retrievers are annoying” unpopular opinion

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@MadameFowler

3 months

It’s kind of like being in a zoo

high freaktose porn syrup

@writerbxtch

3 months

Twitter suits me well because I can interact with all kinds of interesting people without having to actually meet them

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@MadameFowler

2 years

I think what’s interesting about this tweet is how many people think I’m telling a joke. I’m not. Just an observation. Not every comment on relative economic backgrounds is shade.

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@MadameFowler

5 years

@CNNPolitics Will they? All eyes? My eyes will be otherwise occupied.

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@MadameFowler

11 months

Hunter Biden liking to smoke crack is really just none of my business

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@MadameFowler

2 years

I find Westeros history so much more interesting than US History or pretty much any other history lol

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@MadameFowler

1 year

I’m not the shouting at the tv type but I keep telling YOURE ON LOVE IS BLIND. SEATTLE. no one forced you to do this. I hate him.

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@MadameFowler

8 months

Jada, Gabby, Dwayne, and Will need to stop terrorizing us with tales of their marital woes. Enough. Forreal lmao. Even Jesus rested.

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@MadameFowler

4 years

it’s cause we always on them phones

bria celest

@55mmbae

4 years

How did our parents not even have skincare routines but have perfect skin? My mom said all she’s used is a BAR of soap LOL not even a brand just any ol bar

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@MadameFowler

4 months

I’m kind of over celebrities selling me crap to make them richer. Like do you think I’m dumb lol

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@MadameFowler

2 months

it’s why the rap girlies are better at it rn.

Scottie

@ScottieBeam

2 months

There’s gotta be a dash of hate for rap beef to exist. There was no hate.

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@MadameFowler

3 months

We can only pray

TheShadeRoom

@TheShadeRoom

3 months

Chris Brown giving folks a quick reminder!! (📸: @gettyimages )

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@MadameFowler

7 months

There’s literally a mass shooter, a war, and a crazy new speaker of the house. They need to stay off black twitter.

Muted. Argue with yourself.

@___inCANdescent

7 months

Online dating discourse making it to the news and sports shows is so pathetic. Is there nothing else to talk about?

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@MadameFowler

3 months

To put Donna instead of Jessica Pearson when it’s her name on the goddamn wall is a choice

𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒

@heyyitsjanea

3 months

1 sneak but okay

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@MadameFowler

5 years

indisputable wine rankings: - malbec - cabernet sauvignon - merlot - chardonnay - pinot noir - water - simply lemonade - - - kool aid - - riesling - moscato

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@MadameFowler

5 years

My neck could use a break.

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@MadameFowler

2 years

well it’s not flexing. It’s eating.

that girl.

@iamkaylanicole

2 years

Idc what yall say, eating out by yourself is not the flex you think it is. 😂 No convo. No jokes. Just silence and chewing.

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@MadameFowler

3 months

Nah. Selecting the window seat means you control the window point blank

Protect Juju at all Cost

@JUJU_AnR

3 months

Y’all need better plane etiquette, don’t open the shade with consulting the row and the seat behind you

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@MadameFowler

29 days

The Breakfast Club

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@silentstrangr

1 month

Whose downfall are you praying on rn?

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@MadameFowler

8 months

So thankful that I have no idea what this tweet even says ❤️

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@MadameFowler

1 year

not knowing Zendaya’s thoughts helps a lot with her star-power. Be unattainable! I don’t want to know

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@MadameFowler

2 years

@HearingVisuals Certainly fuels the addiction lol

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@MadameFowler

9 years

Dear White People, An accomplishment for minorities does not mean that something is being taken away from you.

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@MadameFowler

6 months

Very audacious and disgusting to tell someone how to pay tribute to their own family member.

local MS hottie

@Social_Twerker

6 months

last one 😭

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@MadameFowler

9 months

engaged one year ago today and now I’m married to the best man in the world!! What a year it has been. 💙 8.26.23 💍

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@MadameFowler

2 years

Quiet as it’s kept. Love in this club with Beyoncé and Wayne was a hit and still goes today.

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@MadameFowler

3 years

growing another human inside of someone’s body is top 5 wildest ideas god had

bria celest

@55mmbae

3 years

The idea of pregnancy is really crazy to me. I try not to think too hard about it lmao

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@MadameFowler

5 years

The second too many blacks like something the blacks decide it’s overrated.

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@MadameFowler

1 year

My take on babies crying is that plenty of full blown adults have no idea how to handle their emotions when they’re angry, stressed, hungry or tired. Why would expect anything from anyone who has only been around for a few months/years. Have some empathy.

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@MadameFowler

3 years

Having enough income to feel comfortable and support myself is important to me. But “getting money and how to make more” doesn’t consume my thoughts lol. I rarely think about it tbh.

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@MadameFowler

2 years

@twodegreemami We will never know peace lol

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@MadameFowler

6 months

V surprised by the quotes and replies. 200 left after bills as a RN is worth crying over cause wtf

Tiff4Mahogany_44 🇺🇦🇺🇸 NATO MEMBER

@tiff4mahogany

6 months

She has $200 left after paying her bills. That’s me & I’m laughing.

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@MadameFowler

7 months

Damn y’all know everything

Gavin Godfrey

@writegavinwrite

9 years

I heard Diddy set Kid Cudi's car on fire for messing around with Cassie once.

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@MadameFowler

10 months

@_ReeseCupp_ LOVES A PURSED LIP.

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@MadameFowler

9 months

really quite obsessed with my husband this week. may honeymoon forever idk

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@MadameFowler

5 years

Dreams Money Can Buy Club Paradise Trust Issues The Motion Honorable Mentions: Girls Love Beyoncé, Days in The East

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@MadameFowler

1 year

I think more people should do gift registries for their bday. Id buy stuff! I just don’t like having to guess peoples wants/needs.

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@MadameFowler

5 years

Serious question. If Instagram never comes back what happens to the IG models? Do they starve?

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@MadameFowler

1 year

can I do 3

Adobe Lightroom

@Lightroom

1 year

one photo that makes you go "i did that"

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@MadameFowler

5 years

....I mean, where the fuck should I really even start

Dior From Detroit.

@MacDaddyDior

5 years

Do you know what attracts people to you? Don’t be modest.

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@MadameFowler

1 year

1. Assss getting bigger 2. Racks getting bigger 3. Caaaash getting larger

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@MadameFowler

10 months

my take on hair growth is that some peoples hair can grow faster / longer than others. It’s not some secret formula.

Cardi B

@iamcardib

10 months

My hair has grown sooooo much!!! Let me know if y’all want a video my my HOMEMADE hair oil… handmade by ME!

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@MadameFowler

1 year

I really like that Beyonce still looks like herself and didn’t fall into the trap of restructuring everything.

Jannifer Gao 🌶

@Jani__Gee

1 year

It’s crazy that she is this beautiful and also insanely talented. Like god really chose her fr.

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@MadameFowler

7 months

Y’all be paying attention

Your Fave's Fave 🇵🇷

@_ItsMarisWorld_

5 years

Anywhoo. Cassie's new man is training to run an ultramarathon for charity. His charity is a domestic violence shelter. He posted a long, cryptic message about "real men" not putting hands on women and we know Diddy is handsy. Not one news outlet has noticed 😭

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@MadameFowler

4 years

Let me let y’all in on a secret: very very few people on this app that are pro-voting think that one election will fix all of America’s problems or racism. But we do believe it is a step in the right direction to getting there.

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@MadameFowler

4 years

Anyway I’m on a roll with my pro bono. Two COVID prisoner compassionate release applications underway and just signed up for a training to help protestors with filing claims against the NYPD for civil rights violations.

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@MadameFowler

9 months

Tom Holland is just happy to be there. As all men should be.

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@MadameFowler

2 years

obsessed with our engagement pictures ❤️

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@MadameFowler

2 years

I can’t explain it but this every man on twitter.

Franchesca Ramsey

@chescaleigh

2 years

The Darrell Brooks trial has overtaken my fyp and I can’t look away. He’s charged with six counts of first-degree intentional homicide after *allegedly* driving his SUV into a parade & killing 6 people. Darrell has chosen to represent himself & constantly fighting w the judge

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@MadameFowler

2 years

Just found out I won my first oral argument in federal court!!!!! AND just moderated the hell out of a panel and was called a rock star. I LOVE today! 🥳🥳

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@MadameFowler

9 months

My girls!!!!!

BEYTHOVEN

@beyonceparkwood

9 months

Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, attended Beyoncé’s birthday show. It’s the second show in Los Angeles she attended. Kevin Mazur, in courtesy of Parkwood, got a picture of Meghan with Kelly Rowland and Kerry Washington.

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@MadameFowler

2 years

drake evolving into a bad bitch is the most entertaining storyline

John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Drake has reached full techno slut mode lmao

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@MadameFowler

3 years

Not me being 3500 feet in the air this morning 🌵🔥🎈

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@MadameFowler

4 years

me before ordering lobster mac and cheese for dinner for myself for the third time in one week:

Your Grace ✨

@Sancityx

4 years

I don't blame a single soul for doing what they have & need to do. It's a stressful year for everyone.

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@MadameFowler

3 years

Doing my first oral argument before a federal judge tomorrow and I’m nervous as fuck lmao. And I don’t usually get nervous. Fingers crossed for ya girl!

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@MadameFowler

1 year

Is basketball finally over???

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@MadameFowler

1 year

I feel like y’all aren’t as excited as me about Trump getting arrested lol what fun this will be! I purchased a new bottle of wine and everything.

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@MadameFowler

5 years

@robbb_d_ @curatedbymike @A_Dilettante_ all the more reason they could’ve easily pulled the cover

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@MadameFowler

4 years

Lord if I missed the rapture just SAY THAT.

ScreenTime

@screentime

4 years

Daniel Kaluuya confirms his live-action 'Barney' movie is happening and it will be darker than the OG TV show "Barney taught us, ‘I love you, you love me. Won’t you say you love me too?’ That’s one of the first songs I remember, and what happens when that isn’t true?" (via @EW )

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@MadameFowler

5 years

No cap. And I don’t think I’ve said this yet. Kamala Harris won tonight. Clear winner. Fuck what anyone else says. Kamala Harris won.

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@MadameFowler

10 months

Bey constantly surprised by the things blue does on stage is so cute to me

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@MadameFowler

5 months

Obama may fuck around and become an EGOT

Television Academy

@TelevisionAcad

5 months

The #Emmy for Outstanding Narrator goes to @BarackObama takes home for Working: What We Do All Day ( @Netflix )! #Emmys #75thEmmys

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@MadameFowler

5 years

I loatheeee being micromanaged. Leave me alone. I got this.

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@MadameFowler

5 years

I ate mein bowl.

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@ttrxntt

5 years

welcome to george mason university, how tough are ya?

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@MadameFowler

4 years

There’s no good reason people currently incarcerated shouldn’t vote. I don’t care what you did. Your life is still effected by whoever is legislating. Arguably more than most.

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@MadameFowler

5 years

This Bernie Sanders town hall on CNN is a disaster.

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@MadameFowler

4 years

So are we all ready to admit that Disney Plus was a flop for millennials without kids and y’all didn’t really want to watch old episodes of Disney shows as much as you thought? Or where are we with that one.

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@MadameFowler

1 year

People are meaner. Very unhinged.

Jannifer Gao 🌶

@Jani__Gee

1 year

I can’t tell if I’m too soft or if people are just meaner than they were before bc how come my feelings keep getting hurt!?

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