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@writerbxtch
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This book was about machine learning but it was also about behavioral psychology, parenting/child development, ethics, problem-solving, and more. It surprised me, kept my attention, and made me feel more equipped to understand a headline or a press release about AI.
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Taylor deserves an athlete era. Stop dating skinny, literate men and have some fun!
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NFL star Travis Kelce reveals he made a friendship bracelet with his number on it when he attended Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour, but left disappointed because he didn’t get to hand it to her.
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The most perfect meme in history strikes again
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HR is not your friend. HR is the police.
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Now why would she even play herself like this
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Can you imagine exposing your spouse’s workplace affair in the tabloids and the general public being like “well… you can’t deny the chemistry…”
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I know mask culture is the best thing that ever happened to Beyoncé
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Mugiwara no Yoncé🤴🏾🐝
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Beyoncé & JAY-Z at the #BrooklynNets game tonight 🤎
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These cheekbones look heterosexual to you?
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SWB 💫
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NOOO ICE SPICE HAS A MAN??
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I miss the era when everybody looked cheap
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Beyoncé, Ciara & Rihanna photographed by Anthony Cutajar (2005)
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I know those phones were hot enough to fry chicken
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Woman slammed for making boyfriend FaceTime her for his entire 12-hour work shift
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“ASAP Rocky… is cheating… on Rihanna… with… Amina Muaddi, yea, that’ll get the people going”
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Antibiotics. Bacterial infections used to kill EVERYBODY
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Historic Vids
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What’s the greatest medical advancement of all time?
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Ok....
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I’m NGL, I woulda let it in the house
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The dog brought a cow home like it was about to come inside LMFAOOOO
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I don’t want to get called dirty but y’all do a lot of performance around cleanliness
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showering the night before is not an excuse for not showering in the morning
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With the lightning and rain? THEY DO NOT MAKE TV LIKE THIS ANYMORE
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I love talking to myself. It’s like “finally someone in this bitch knows what’s going on”
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Make sure that pan dry than a mf because if any grease touch that flame…
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Today Years Old
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Life was never meant to be hard. We just made it that way
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Margot Robbie keep a job, I know every blonde in Hollywood want that visa revoked
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“Dicks up when I step in the party” is a truly iconic line.
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She never throw her ass the same way twice
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A Worldwide Day of Play is needed
@irlblkgrl
(n) 开 🇭🇹
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This app needs to shut down for 48 hours.
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if you grew up with this pattern in your home, you may be entitled to compensation
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Did the croissant need parsley......
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Desperately trying not to say anything
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Pop Base
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Amy Schumer, who was originally set to play Barbie in the upcoming live-action, says she left the role because ‘they didn’t want to do it’ the way she wanted to. The character will now be played by Margot Robbie.
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This queen got the keys to the kingdom
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Refusing to go quietly >>>>>
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New York Post
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Chris Cuomo claims CNN boss Jeff Zucker knew about involvement in gov scandal
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Idk how to dance to Pusha T music either
@didjesusdrop
DID KDOT DROP ANOTHER DISS TODAY?
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Julia Fox out here dancing like an NPC
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Britney about to put her daddy in the chokey!
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Ivie Ani
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Janet Jackson fired her father Beyoncé fired her father
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The girls these days don’t want to be the lady in red, they wanna be the everybody else wearing tan
@MELlSSAMICHELLE
Melissa Michelle ꨄ︎
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Okay hear me out. I just feel like a long red dress should be just as much of a staple as the little black dress.
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IT DO NOT MAKE NO DAMN SENSE
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When you’ve been stupid but you didn’t post it on the internet so nobody knows >>>>
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No partnership is more perfectly aligned than the one between an unhinged shrew and a sociopathic gay
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2 girls having a ki
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The hilarious thing about this is that Jimmy Pesto would be there too
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Bob's Burgers has apparently banned Jay Johnston, the voice actor for Jimmy Pesto Sr., from the show after allegedly participating in the Capitol riot back in January.
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People will also withhold praise if they think you get enough of it as it is, whatever that means to them.
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She is begging the audience not to follow her example wow
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Brande Victorian
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Gabrielle Union On Why She Said The Woman She Is Today Wouldn't Have Stayed With Dwyane Wade: "It's the truth."
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I love how attainable he is. Just a complete pass around
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Drake shares photo with Sexyy Red backstage at his show: “If my girl see y’all backstage being thirsty it’s gonna get smokey… Just met my rightful wife”
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White people act like shading their racist family is doing the work 😂
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American gas stations:
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yesterdays price ain't todays price
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The CDC:
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“Parable of the Sower” was a book that could read the room and explain how to navigate it, too. Forget “Handmaid’s Tale,” that’s for people who plan to give up.
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Secondhand Shein? Yeah we in a depression
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His grandmother had to DIE before his wife could have some jewelry to wear 😂
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It’s like when I see y’all clean a sink with half the bottle of 9 different products. Are you trying to prove something to someone?
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Age is scary. You mind your business thinking you’re young and fun and then one day you start liking gin
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Iconic.
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It’s a lot of podcasters and streamers talking about the OF girls needing to get real jobs and it’s like…? Internet censorship is coming for you too lol
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DJ Envy is so fucking stupid. He was (lying about) wanting to send his daughter to a HBCU but they didn’t have “real estate” as a major... like any real school does...?
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This plastic olive vest is arguably more heinous than the factory conditions
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Ice Spice be working the hell out the 48 words that she knows
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Doja will create a cinematic universe for a song about getting drunk and sitting on some dick
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Jack Harlow drop an album and suddenly everybody in rap is going to jail? Very suspicious
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I don’t know why British people bother to lie about class position because you can almost always hear it in the accent
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David Beckham calls out wife Victoria for saying she grew up ‘working class’ in new Netflix docuseries: “Be honest! What car did your dad drive you to school in?”
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Two shots of espresso, add oat milk until it can play for the Warriors
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Mind you they are even more trapped than the romantic partners
@2s3xy4yew
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people are in diddy’s children’s comments asking them why their dad did that and i genuinely think social media has fried some of y’all’s brain
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This line is his entire rap career
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Ok 1 more LMAO. That boy Drake was in his bag during this take
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A sex slave… you think she was singing about picking cotton?
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𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖎.
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We let Britney Spears sing a song about being a slave. 😖
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Canada tonight:
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She’s not wrong. What was the last slice of life movie you saw getting a big promotional push? A rom-com that went #1 ?
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Sleeping with men who know what Tabis are… ok….
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garçon
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Beware the tabi swiper
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When we discuss a modest serve, we MUST bring up Sheikha Moza
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This reminds me, where Saweetie been at?
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Stallion Stats
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Megan Thee Stallion via Tik Tok
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He and Ice Spice have many things in common
@yunghermoso
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edgar allen poe lived in the bronx????
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It’s not like I judge people for having $2 in their checking but if you’re a miserable fuck and I find that out…
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She really running an international panty plantation
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this was shocking to me
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@upthetwerx He looks cuntier than her like…?
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The gray highlighter has me incandescent with rage
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Not me getting vaccinated before the future King of England? The UK is down BAD
@KensingtonRoyal
The Prince and Princess of Wales
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On Tuesday I received my first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine. To all those working on the vaccine rollout - thank you for everything you’ve done and continue to do.
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@janee_ If you’re having sex, okay. But just sleeping? What’s going on?
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I have got to read this book. Rarely do people’s descriptions of jealousy resonate with me like this one
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Jennette McCurdy details in her new memoir, ‘I'm Glad My Mom Died,’ why she was “jealous” of Ariana Grande during their time on ‘Sam & Cat’: “So I have to turn down movies while Ariana's off whistle-toning at the Billboard Music Awards? F---. This.” 🔗:
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You need to make “it’s queen naija’s fault” merch and keep it moving mama
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I can’t with how bad Drake subs women in his music 😂 he really think he in charge of the girls
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The pandemic has been ending all the marriages that required everybody to be out of town most of the time
@ceciATL
ceciATL
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ppl splitting up after decades of marriage is so interesting to me. i always wonder what the last straw was lol
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@2Taurean2U you have to be a rocket scientist in the body of an athlete to be an astronaut, and that's assuming NASA will have any funding in 30 years
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Not sure why everyone reads Boosie’s homophobic bullying as a crush
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Time hasn’t felt real since 2020 so it really doesn’t matter.
@ShwrThght
Shower Thoughts
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did it hurt? when you realized 2023 is just 36 days away and you're still processing 2019 which is about to be four years ago...
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They don’t understand the deep nuances of racism at all LMFAO they think they can get some money and move away from it half the time
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Tony Rock didn’t even get to exist as Chris Rock’s brother in Chris Rock’s show which I find hilarious. Made up a brother named Drew to avoid giving him some name recognition
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Men will write smash hits about date rape but Taylor talking about a toxic situationship from 10 years ago warrants all these threads. Ok
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The homework is late AND incomplete?
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“Y’all always tearing down a black woman and her ideas” and the idea be colorful mayonnaise and botulism
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The earth could split open and the country could be sliding into its gaping maw, but one thing is for certain: Kamala’s hair will be done
@VP
Vice President Kamala Harris
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I know there are women out there who are afraid. To those of you who feel alone and scared: I want you to know the President and I are fighting for you and your rights. We are in this fight together.
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I genuinely thought this was a K pop girlie
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The way he gushes about her but she hasn’t acknowledged him at all. Rihanna is setting the standard
@FentyHeadlines
Fenty Headlines
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A$AP Rocky confirms dating Rihanna, calling her "the love of my life" and "my lady" in a new interview with GQ magazine. "I think when you know, you know. She's the One." Full interview:
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Is the Royal death giving flop to anyone but me? I feel like we gave her an afternoon and kept it pushing
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I need perfume reviewers who are sluts. Tired of the “wife-in-training” taste levels I’m being delivered
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Thee Gisele Bundchen getting referred to as “Tom Brady’s wife.” Don’t get married, ladies LMFAO
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LMFAO
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It’s been so weird the way people bring up Gabby Petito like (a) she isn’t dead and (b) her killer isn’t still at large. Like, what part of that story is giving “privilege” to y’all
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If lots of people at the bottom are incentivized to pay $12 a month because a few people at the top are making $12,000 a month… that shape is very familiar… something like a pyramid…
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Is it common to cast adults as elementary schoolers?
@psychonegraut
The Internet Explorer.
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I like that Abbott Elementary has actual kids as the actors and not adults acting like kids.
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It’s so funny because Rih is nobody’s vocal Bible but Jennifer’s voice sounds like if Alexa was reading you the song lyrics
JLO covering Diamonds
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She need to write a book or teach a class or sumn
@shaylaluxe
shayla ♡
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just found out that brooklyn beckham has over 70 tattoos dedicated to his wife nicola
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@goldassring If the sandwich is hard to flip, it’s not ready lol or just use tongs? Idk but these hacks are wild LMFAO
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@mostcallmecoach Ear infections used to just kill you
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The better question is why “casual” equates to a lack of consideration or care for some people
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Dinner with this man > dinner with Jay-Z
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
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Georgia inmate pulls off one of the biggest heists EVER from inside prison as he steals $11 Million from Billionaire and buys $4.4 Million Atlanta mansion using smuggled-in cell phone 😳
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Do men on dating apps know that saying you’re “President at My Own Shit” reads as unemployed to everyone else or
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