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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

On year 34 of my 50 year set at Club Space. Way too lit @johnsummit

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Booked a trip to Tulum in January just so I can try to find this legend

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2 years

Drake has reached full techno slut mode lmao

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8 months

Steve Aoki has a hose of an arm.. absolutely painting ppl with 100mph fastballs

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4 months

my guy @johnsummit got caught rizzing up the latinas in 4K 😭

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

9 months

yo espn let my boi run game in peace 😭😭😭

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Woww finally got my brand new coke spoon

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@johnsummif

1 year

Wow the 2023 Tomorrowland lineup looks insane

President Biden

@POTUS

1 year

We’re delivering historic results for the American people.

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Now that guestlist groupies are canceled, the real John Summit fans get their chance to shake ass backstage

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

“And he popped a Tesla now he goin’ electric”

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Say what you want about his music but Aoki has an absolute cannon of an arm. Bullseye every time as well

Steve Aoki

@steveaoki

2 years

this is ur sign to make a sign 🪧

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Too bad space is 21+

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Sick coke spoon bro

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

My preferred pronouns are drunk/high/chicago

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

I thought his life was a bender smh

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 month

DnBIBI what the fuckkkkkkk

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

@CRABRANG00NSLUT tell me ur salty abt getting rejected without telling me ur salty abt getting rejected 😭😭😭

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Last night was the first night I shed actual tears while listening to a song 😭😭 Thank you @johnsummit and @haylasings for making the most incredible song ever

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Lmao look at this guy rolling absolute sack at daft punks coachella set

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Sorry bae, but the Fred again boiler room set stays on max volume during sex

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Nora En Pure just ripped Where You Are in the Yuma tent and I think I saw God

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

I’m sorry but this boiler room stage set up is getting so overplayed.. also makes zero sense to do it on a slanted platform where half the ppl can’t see shit lmfao

Dancing Astronaut

@dancingastro

1 year

. @Skrillex ’s five-hour Red Rocks set has started and of course it’s Boiler Room style 🐐 (🎥: @TeamBandL )

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

4 months

is the rizz in the room with us rn

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

New pro pic???

John Summit

@johnsummit

1 year

i wanna be where you are 😏

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Me at 6:917am pushing 16 straight hrs at mirage and john summit plays party diva for the 8th time

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Update — shades are off but that fan is going full turbo

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

When you and your coworker are both “out sick” from work but spot each other at Chili’s ripping 3 for $10 margaritas at 11am

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

9 months

find them somewhere in between gekko and club space

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Listens to In Chicago by John summit once:

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

26 days

they should just do Coachella every weekend

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@johnsummif

2 years

Edm Twitter bullied this guy to wear boxers and a Rolex to the gym now

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@johnsummif

1 year

I was at an afters with Charlotte de Witte and offered her a shot and couldn’t have got rejected harder 😭😭😭

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

The MMW Afterlife set leaked and oh my god I’m gonna cum

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NBC Sports

@NBCSports

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What's the most iconic venue in all of sports?

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

6 months

i fkn love prydz holo 😫 and who knew @TheAftersGuy was an absolute weapon with the camera

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@johnsummif

11 months

prydz straight up poppin my opussy 😫😫

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@johnsummif

11 months

going live on insta at prydz holo fuck it

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

10 months

acid trip is by far john summit’s best song u can’t prove me wrong otherwise

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Bro the finger gun 💀 💀 I need this 128bpm version of Drake to stick around forever

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Fisher b2b Chris Lake HOLY FUCKKKK

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@johnsummif

1 year

Fred again picking literal hell on earth (Friday rush hr in Times Square) to play a pop up show lmao

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@johnsummif

1 year

Brehhhhh if this is real 🥵🥵

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@johnsummif

1 year

I think I need therapy

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 month

ONE LIFE LIVE IT 🦋

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@johnsummif

1 year

If a techno venue doesn’t look like a place where I could get eaten alive by zombies then I don’t wanna be there

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

11 months

SLOW STEADY UNDRESS ON FRI OH BABYYYYY

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Ur not the only one still crying Ike

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

TSA guy checked my passport at security and when he gave it back to me I stuck my arm out expecting him to put a wristband/stamp on me lmao

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Harry Potter racked tf out in the Uber back to hogwarts at 10:98am after going to his first John summit show

John Summit

@johnsummit

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john summit cercle set @ harry potter world

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Drake listens to edm once and puts a daft punk sample on his album how cute

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Drake rly raging face with black coffee and Martinez bros lmao what the f

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Why do all Miami girls say Dale who tf is this Dale guy

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

When bae says it’s my turn to cook dinner 😋

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Anyone else rolling for this Rihanna concert rn or just me?

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@johnsummif

9 months

looks like john got his rizz back 😅 sorry haters

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

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Floyd Mayweather and Ken Griffey Jr. link up to watch Messi tonight 🙏 (via @MLS )

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1 month

My wife is absolutely slaying the Yuma rn 💚🦈 @djmissmonique

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

I’m your CEO’s favorite CEO

John Summit

@johnsummit

1 year

CEO of the afters

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2 years

Tttttttttthis is the sound of space boom pew 🚀🔥

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1 year

John Solummit bout to go off tn

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4 months

psa to all odezsa fans - this is war

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11 months

super smash bros got rly outta hand on the terrace

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@johnsummif

2 years

Celebs: it’s Election Day yippee go vote John summit:

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1 year

Spent 18 straight hrs at space and I haven’t eaten anything in the year 2023 besides gum

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1 year

Didn’t know Elon was a Moan P fan @realmaup @elonmusk @offthegridrecs

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@johnsummif

2 years

Me at my desk on Monday morning after 4 days of bonnaroo and 4 days of electric forest running on 3 different withdrawals and -16 hrs of sleep

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1 year

Just thought about how Charlotte de witte and enrico sangiuliano’s child is prob gonna be the best techno DJ of all time

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2 years

John summit getting canceled for partying for the 800th time this year

John Summit

@johnsummit

2 years

imagine getting triggered by john summit tweeting about partying

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@johnsummif

1 year

Yo this summit edc orlando set is so hype 🤯🤯

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@johnsummif

2 years

It’s funny when John summit steals my content and I get upset for a sec then realize I literally stole his identity and made him bald

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Now you can dress up as your favorite Baldie for halloween

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

1 year ago I posted possibly the dumbest video of all time (John Summit bald at space) hoping to get a few likes or retweets… a year later here we are lmfao No idea how it’s come to this point hahaha but thank you all for tagging along 🫡

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Think I might’ve did crack last night by accident

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@johnsummif

4 months

how many fkn finale tours is odesza gonna do lmao shits corny asf

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Remember that Subtronics & John Summit duo? This is them now

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@johnsummif

1 year

Hearing that John summit blacked out so hard that the stadium blacked out too ???

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

11 months

let the record show.. John Summif was the first baldie to play Take It Off on the terrace 😎

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

Has to be the best random duo of all time

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feel like we don’t talk about tinlicker enough.. everything they make is fkn gold AND they’re so fkn bald

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@johnsummif

2 months

Seth Troxler was my mood all closing party.. cooked beyond belief 😭

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

2 years

The new UK Prime Minister is a confirmed raver.. love to see it

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@johnsummif

1 year

Why watch Fred again skrillex four tet on mainstage when u can watch Cloonee Fisher and Chris Lake go B3B backstage on Bosse’s livestream

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u can’t tell me that a 4/20 style holiday for molly wouldn’t be the best day of the year

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@johnsummif

1 year

Did anyone else think country riddim was a whole ass genre or just me?

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@johnsummif

1 year

Me watching this Fisher B2B Chris Lake livestream

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1 year

I’m so fucked lmao

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@johnsummif

10 months

new afterlife visuals unlocked

CHASEWEST

@NotChasewest

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I don’t have a full body mirror so this is how I have to check my fits

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@johnsummif

1 year

Look at this guy tryna impersonate John Summit what a loser

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10 months

it’s funny how all john summit haters all of a sudden are trademark lawyers lmfao

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@johnsummif

2 months

not some random hoe taking @johnsummit phone and posting a story of herself with her @ 😭😭😭

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@johnsummif

2 years

Was suffering the worst comedown of all time until I saw heaven

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Finally made it to tulum - last time I was here I did 4g of m and got mugged twice in 1 week.. let’s see if we can top that

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

1 year

Can’t believe I started this account almost a year ago just hoping for a retweet from John and now here we fkn are I’m having sm fun with this shit and couldn’t be more grateful for what it’s turned into.. love you all 🫡

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1 year

I wonder when ppl will finally understand that we met baldie months after he started the summif account and now we’re just degenerate homies with him

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@johnsummif

1 year

Slow steady undress.. success.. shave it offffffff 😭😭😭

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@johnsummif

1 year

Still can’t believe I convinced 120K people that Eric Prydz played Where You Are at his Holo set lmfao It’s times like these where I’m so thankful I pursued a career in shitposting

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John SUMIF() (fan)

@johnsummif

9 months

i still get the chills from watching pawsa drop his pyramids remix while staring down that torch at sunset 😫

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I aspire to have the same amount of swag as Pawsa does in life…. Sheesh that man different

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8 months

Chasewest front and center in the crowd for Bibi.. that’s a real one right there

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@johnsummif

5 months

“from pivot tables to turn tables, john summit has found a new way to excel”

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The Dolab doesn’t shut down until @Clooneeuk says so

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that insta story of bibi dancing just made my day

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1 year

@twerkaloo I’m gonna hunt him down I’m staying right near that hotel

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@johnsummif

1 year

Feel like an idiot wearing my My Life Is a Bender tshirt around tulum compared to all the ketamine shaman garb but idgaf bc it’s John Summit Zamna day

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