I'm on my way to the studio for
#Headliners
. Hosted by Big Dog
@nickdixoncomic
with Chief Scientist
@mrstevenallen
The Dream Team!
Wednesday 1st May 2024, 11 pm UK (6pm NYC)
@GBNEWS
.
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB,…
GB News block-happy galoot Andrew Doyle throwing a conniption fit, his script, and his producer under the bus is the perfect way to round up an otherwise relatively drab Christmas Day…
Absolute skip-fire of a Channel… oh I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
How do I let people know in a tweet (in a funny, not angry way, cause I'm supposed to be a comedian) that
@Ofcom
is just the censorship arm of the 'State' and that 'balance' is just an excuse they give for suppressing views the State doesn't like?
This thought is blowing my mind.
Does the "green" movement care about plants, nature or anything actually green?
Or are they just a tool of the forces of global industrial development?
Expect multiple Baftas (British Oscars) for
@GBNEWS
Christmas Day performance of "Rebellion of the Headliners Panel Guests". Especially
@PaulCoxComedy
, as the 'Reluctant Host.
It is with great sadness I report that Lewis Schaffer is not on the list of people on
@gbnews
currently being investigated by
@ofcom
.
Where do I complain?
I've been off Twitter because of the horribleness.
I'm scheduled to be back on Headliners on
@gbnews
with
@LeoKearse
@PaulCoxComedy
Wednesday.
I'm going to start praying for peace so my career can continue.
I was slurred by
@mrmarkdolan
on
@GBNEWS
tonight.
I am not short at 5'10" which is one inch above British men's average height. I am not "porky" at 81.3kgs or 12 stone 6.
I will be speaking to my solicitors.
I just did an interview with Neil Oliver
@thecoastguy
on
@gbnews
about my meat diet, to be broadcast this Sunday.
Five years of being plant-free, pain-free, and symptom-free.
Ladies, any takers?
Apparently I’ve been trending this evening!
The reason is that I was in a Christmas Day comedy sketch on the dreaded GB News (😱) with
@LewisSchaffer
and
@PaulCoxComedy
, and woke activists believed it was real.
Now they’re embarrassed that they fell for it.
But here are some…
I apologise unreservedly for my comments last night denigrating gravity, calling it a "weak force" and saying it's time to move on from Sir Isaac Newton. Gravity and anti-gravity are indeed "things", and very strong "things" indeed. Again, my apologies to gravity.
Never meet your heroes - you go all gushy and weak in the knees. I fanboyed Shawn
@SBakerMD
and met
@DrAseemMalhotra
, too. British and American fighters for truth and good health. On the best TV in the world
@GBNEWS
.
@andrewdoyle_com
@PaulCoxComedy
That's insane. You went lala and then you tried to punish me by having me host. I'm not a host, but the star! And even then I was brilliant. You need a week off at the beach!
Been a change!
I'm not going to be on tonight's
#headliners
because of personal thing that I can't talk about right now.
Sorry I can be there. I'm sending my love to all.
On now with
@CressidaWetton
and
@nickdixoncomic
.
The Dream Team!
11pm UK / 6pm NYC. Friday 27th October 2023.
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App, YouTube &
Tune in to The Dinosaur Hour with
@JohnCleese
. Starting Sunday 29th October from 9pm, only on GB News.
📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604
🖥 GB News on YouTube
I just heard I'm not working with
@andrewdoyle_com
tonight on
#headliners
. I won't have to have police protection now.
Instead I'm with
@PaulCoxComedy
who carries very angry English common-man blood and
@nickdixoncomic
who is just mad! I'm on on tenterhooks!
The Dream Team!…
I've not eaten vegetables or greens for four years. I eat high fat, high protein animal foods. Now mostly raw beef and eggs.
I was fat, used a cpap for sleep apnea, had gout, full body psoriasis, arthritis, bleeding gums, athletes feet, and was t2 diabetic.
Eat meat and live.
I'm back on the telly tonight!
With brassy
@CressidaWetton
And the Big Man
@LeoKearse
.
The Dream Team!
Friday 1st March 2024, 11pm UK (6pm NYC)
@GBNEWS
#Headliners
.
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App,…
I'm on TV tonight with my secret boyfriend
@andrewdoyle_com
(look at how close he's leaning towards me!) and my son (I'm his narcissistic mother)
@joshxhowie
.
The Dream Team!
Wednesday 28th February 2024, 11pm UK (6pm NYC)
@GBNEWS
#Headliners
.
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604,…
I'm on Headliners tonight with
@CressidaWetton
making her hosting debut!
With excitable
@joshxhowie
on the panel with me. Pray for Cressida!
The Dream Team!
Saturday 17th February 2024, 11pm UK (6pm NYC)
@GBNEWS
.
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236,…
I will be on TV this Sunday with
@JohnCleese
. Produced by
@andrewdoyle_com
and Martin Gourlay and
@GBNEWS
. Maybe by this time next week I will be famous? Actually, dont think so, but we can dream!
Tune in to The Dinosaur Hour with
@JohnCleese
. Starting Sunday 29th October from 9pm, only on GB News.
📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604
🖥 GB News on YouTube
No more sleep apnea, psoriasis, gout, rheumatoid arthritis, bleeding gums, erectile dysfunction, athlete's feet, plantar fascitis, etc. And my stage 3A chronic kidney disease has stabilized.
180g raw beef brisket, 17g butter, four large eggs and 60g bacon. Iced mint green tea…
It's simple.
On one side is Team World and 'you will own nothing and be happy'.
On the other side is Team America and Team Britain where 'a man's home is his castle'.
The irony of calling this mass of metal, plastic or glass "green".
Solar panels in fields are anti-nature, anti-food supply, ugly and inefficient and is industrial.
Ofcom, the BBC, and Rupert Murdoch of the Deep State will be joining me,
@andrewdoyle_com
and
@PaulCoxComedy
tonight on
#headliners
.
The Dream Team!
Friday September 29th 2023. 11pm UK / 6pm NYC.
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326,…
The most important thing we can do to appear educated is to spell 'your' and 'you're' correctly, and 'there', 'their', and 'they're' correctly. Your welcome.
🚨 Join
@LeoKearse
every Saturday from 8pm for The Saturday Night Showdown
We’ll take a look at the week’s news with a panel of comedians, as well as experts and those at the centre of the story!
Only on GB News
I know the photo looks like the 60s comedy sketch!
TV tonight with
@LeoKearse
&
@nickdixoncomic
#headliners
@GBNEWS
The Dream Team!
11 pm UK / 6 pm NYC. Saturday 11th November 2023.
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB,…
I'm a late addition to tonight's show with the Headmaster
@andrewdoyle_com
and The Big Man
@LeoKearse
. I expect to have my hands smacked with a 12 inch ruler!
The Dream Team!
Thursday 8th February 2024, 11pm UK (6pm NYC)
@GBNEWS
.
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView…
Today is the anniversary of my birth in 1957. I go wild with a double sausage egg McMuffin, muffin included, a little bag of fruit and a cup of coffee. Thanks for being with me on this day!
My holiday is over. I return to fight the twin evils of reason and logic in
@TheSimonEvans
and
@mrstevenallen
. Tonight
#Headliners
Saturday 6th January 11pm UK (6pm NYC)
@Gbnews
.
The Dream Team!
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass…
I'm so pleased. 90 minutes after my breakfast/lunch my blood glucose is 4.5 UK (83 USA) which I consider perfect. My uric acid is 386, which is good, too.
Every time I post photos of my food or health markers I lose followers. Please don't leave me!
Nephrologist said he didn't think I'd "need dialysis in my lifetime." Not sure how he knows how long I'm gonna live.
And that my hypertension (high since at least my 20s) might be genetic but that I should still lower it, to be safe.
Me "If I lower my pressure what will I…
If a venue won't have Graham Lineham
@Glinner
they probably won't have me - so I can't go there. And they were mean to Andrew and
@UnleashedComedy
, and I can't accept that!
Last appearance on
#Headliners
for me this week. I'm with the Big Man
@LeoKearse
and tortured genius
@nickdixoncomic
.
The Dream Team!
Friday 9th February 2024, 11pm UK (6pm NYC)
@GBNEWS
.
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509,…
We're back.
#Headliners
. Hosted by my future boss
@LeoKearse
and with my son Jonathan Kogan
@Kogie11
The Dream Team!
11PM UK, 6PM NYC time
Thursday 3rd August 2023.
@GBNEWS
.
Freeview 236, Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, YouView 236, or YouTube.
Tonight,
@gbnews
is broadcasting an hour of me talking with
@andrewdoyle_com
- it's the thing we did for John Cleese's Dinosaur Hour.
After this hour-long special 8pm Sunday, Christmas Eve, I will be famous. Please act accordingly.
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView…
I'm back tonight after my post-holiday full-body breakdown. Join me with
@LeoKearse
and
@PaulCoxComedy
.
The Dream Team!
Tonight
#Headliners
Friday 19 January 11pm UK (6pm NYC)
@Gbnews
.
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB,…
I'm on telly tonight with the lovely
@CressidaWetton
and the irascible
@nickdixoncomic
.
The Dream Team!
11pm UK / 6pm NYC. Friday 27th October 2023.
Freesat 216, Sky 512, Virgin 604, FreeView or YouView 236, Samsung 4326, SkyGlass 509, DAB, Radio, GBNews App, YouTube &…
Will GB News ever stop objectifying women?
Here’s Lewis Schaffer labelling First Minister Michelle O’Neill “attractive to look at”
Nothing about her profession. Not even about her politics. Just a thing to look at.
Grim.