This... without using any hyperbole or sensationalism, or consideration of what player this is about..... is the worst video of any kind/content ever made or produced in the history of the medium.
GAMECOCKS in the
@taxslayerbowl
!! It took me the whole 5:00am hour, and multiple weather segments, but I got the daggum
@UofSC
Alma Mater in and my co-anchors loved it.
@GamecockFB
see you at the bank. Can't wait.
#GMJ
Ruby and I in line at Dunkin…
“Daddy, guess what animal im thinking of, it lives in the water.”
18 guesses… 18 “NOs!!!!!!!”
“Ok, Ruby, dang it I give up. What is it?”
“It’s a mermaid unicorn cat.”
July 13... I got guys blasting fireworks at 9:30... couple streets over. I drove over, asked em to stop because my 3 year old is freaking out. They did not. Tomorrow morning, 5am, I’m setting up my drum set in their cul-de-sac. Time for the “Hot For Teacher” intro.
ZZ Top: Every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.
My son (6): dad, what does that mean?
Me: well, it means that some women enjoy a man who dresses nicely sometimes.
My son: is that why you wear shorts made of jeans?
(near car wreck)
Hey
@NatGeo
, I took pictures of these ducks. You can use them for $20,000. Be sure to credit: Big Lew Turner. Yes, the “Big” is imperative and a deal breaker.
#LewDayOff
I took my kids to the beach for a “quick walk.” I told them we would not be swimming... so I kept my daughter in her dress, no bathing suits... just a walk. The moment we get on the sand tho...........
Eleven years with my wonderful wife. She’s maintained her youth… and I have become tired and haggard. Incredible her resilience. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO
#twitterlessAnnie
My dad sent me the fax number of the hotel he’s staying at while on vacation. “Here’s my contact info” he said, which included the hotel’s main number and fax machine. I’m going to fax him every single day he’s on vacation
Some career news…..
After decades and decades of seeing Tim Deegan at 11pm, he’s decided he’d like to sleep.
And he deserves it.
So now: Ya boy is the new 11pm meteorologist on
@FCN2go
!! ((Tim will still do all the afternoon shows and work a damn good bit))
My family lost a damn legend suddenly this week. My dad’s brother. This isn’t a call for sympathy or condolences, just wanted to put his smiling face out there. My guy had a huge life. And just like that, there’s only my dad, me and my son left as far as Turner dudes in the fam
A VERY niche forecast for
@NoLayingUp
crew... Let the folks coming to town for NIT activities that it's going to be so much better this year than last.
But moisture and wind will still be lingering both days.
cc:
@TronCarterNLU
@DJPie
@ngschuNLU
@BigRandyNLU
enjoy the times.
How was i coaxed out of slumber? Im glad you asked.
The smaller child came running into the bedroom screaming “happy father’s day” and then did a cannonball style jump into my *pelvis area, insuring that it’ll only be two children celebrating me as a dad from here on out.
I know the constant posting and coverage can get annoying at times... I get it, we talked Dorian for a LONG time. For those who hung with me, watching, posting, sharing, commenting... I can’t thank y’all enough.
#gmj
Simple minds: Discuss people
Great minds: Discuss ideas
Brilliant, galaxy brain minds: Discuss what they’re gonna have for dinner while currently eating lunch.
A pretty cool live shot crasher this morning. Head ball coach been going for a while already today. Strangely, he did not tell me who the
@jaguars
were drafting.
Incredible hair though.
#gmj
Some of the haters and losers out there are tired of the first day of preschool Pics, etc, sad. Go on and block if you need to, this is a daddy-daughter account today.
#PreSchool
#Rubysaurus
And with the wind… gonna be miserable out early Wednesday morning. Layer up.
Or wear shorts… whatever, you’re an adult, live your life. But dont say i didnt at least suggest you dress warmly. I aint your daddy.
In Target.
My 4-year-old daughter: I wanna go to the frozen section.
Me: Ok. That sounds awesome.
((After 10 minutes of checking out the frozen vegetables))
Daughter: No dad, Frozen like the movie. The dolls.
((Scene))
Azinger keeps referencing “downbursts” in winds out there… i get what he’s saying but that’s not technically it. Downbursts come from thunderstorms/rain shafts and can knock houses down. Balls getting knocked out of the air is the tailwind effect… air *pressure differential
i dont need that menu…. GO BRAVES BAAABAAYYYYYY….
#GMJ
starts soon, but im hanging with Donna and she takes her precious time with my waffles.
@WaffleHouse
#BattleATL
My girl always gets up with me early morning… hangs out while i get ready before
#GMJ
. She waits on me to boop her snoot every single morning before she goes back to bed. This is important routine.
On board Brightline from Orlando to Miami today…. Trying this out in an experiment for all my Jacksonville folks. A mobile tv studio in train for the down and back trip today. More coming this week on
#GMJ
Im the kinda meteorologist who will never tell you to “remember your umbrella.”
I never use an umbrella. Ever. I get wetter using them than if i just walked through the rain.
So, im just gonna tell you if it’s gonna rain… you handle your business how you want.
bunch of yall who are in my ball park age wise … mid/late 30s … probably got the same or similar story as me with the braves… tbs… grandparents… Avery, Lemke, Blauser, Glavin, Smoltz, a carton of Salems… 1990s… still got mall arcades. Damn. Memories. Let’s goooo
Ive been saying for years now… if the Braves win a World Series, Im celebrating by getting my ears pierced on TV and wearing these beautiful bastards to anchor the damn news. It’s time to reheat that promise. LET ME EXPRESS MYSELF BRAVES
Out of pure curiosity and legit interest, I’d love to talk to someone who took Urban Meyer’s Character and Leadership course at Ohio State. Any of y’all 22 billion Ohioans on here know anyone?
Former co-worker in SC ((shout out
@WLTX
)) emailed me, said he found my first ever headshot in a box they’re soon to incinerate.
All i can do is nod and laugh to myself.