His name is Kobe but I call him Kunle. Whenever I arrive in the UK and he sees me, he stretches out and lays flat on his tummy to greet me. I find that very respectful so I named him Kunle.
He follows instructions and asks for permissions, sometimes.
He's her pride and joy. She's his hero. She's a pretty trader. With the proceeds of her trade, she has produced a graduate.
So when he was handed his NYSC certificate, he went straight to his mother's office. Proudly.
CONGRATULATIONS to both of you. It's the
#NaijaCanDoSpirit
NO NIGERIAN LIFE HAS BEEN LOST IN SOUTH AFRICA IN THE LAST FEW DAYS.
The videos being paraded on the Social Media are old videos that are unrelated to Nigerians in South Africa - Nigeria's External Affairs Minister
I never thought that we would hear this on the floor of our National Assembly. In Nigeria. Wow!
I must applaud Sen. Okorocha for his bravery. I hope he spoke the mind of the majority of our Assembly men and women because he spoke the mind of most Nigerians.
God bless Nigeria.
His name is Abdullahi Abubakar (Imam)
He is a typical Nigerian. Nigerians are known to support each other irrespective of tribe & religion.
He hid 300 christians, men, women & children in a mosque in the outskirts of Jos during the 2018 crises in Plateau State, saving their lives
Its not disrespectful to call anyone old. Its the way and manner Ayo Balogun addressed the President that leaves a sour taste in the mouth.
He exhibited crass ignorance, insensitivity and childishness. But hey, he's a
#DumbkidNotWhizKid
When he grows up, he might learn respect
WHAT A BATTLE, I RECOVERED MY HOME!!!
My Cousin, Victor Ashiedu Fejokwu and his wife, Ruth Emereze were stranded, infact homeless at the time. I took pity on them, took them in, to house them in my home.
A year ago, when I started making plans to return to continue housing…
I hail you, great Nigerian.
You fought to keep Nigeria one.
You have always supported the Nigerian people and their leaders.
You stood with PDP govts. Now you stand with APC govt.
You understand that it's not about political parties but about d people of Nigeria.
Thank you Sir.
"The Border Closure Is A Win-Win Situation For Nigeria...",
-Col. Hameed Ali (Rtd.) Comptroller General Of Nigeria Customs
He Directs Wailers And Moaners To Abakiliki And Kebbi For Just A Bit Of The Evidence Of The Nigerian Win-Win Situation.
Hear Him...
#NigeriaIsNotADumpster
A University Lecturer should be committed to one Institution that pays him monthly. He can support another university on a small scale as a consultant. Working full time in many universities at a time, is the reason they churn out graduates with no skills. There's no commitment
Dear
@DavidHundeyin
, Pres
@officialABAT
is in America.
1. He will be very visible, delivering a speech at UNGA.
2. Infact, he will be making a bit of noise, also known as ringing the bell at NASDAQ closing Ceremony.
3. He'll be meeting with Nigerians, in case you want to join.…
Dear Peter Obi,
You have shamelessly just gone on national TV to call on the President of Nigeria, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, to reveal his identity to Nigerians and the world.
This is the most idiotic request, Nigerians have had the misfortune of hearing from one, whose advisers are…
Am a Christian
Am confident in d way I have chosen to serve God
I am not jittery that I will be Islamised
In christianity, 4 is d number of judgement 4+4= double judgement for looters
4+4=8. In christianity, 8 is the number of new beginning
After judgement, comes new beginning
So Bakare called our President, "General Buhari" a few days ago. Today,
@MobilePunch
announces they will refer to our President as General Buhari. But of course, he's a General. It's just like those who think they are abusing me by calling me an old woman. I'm an old woman.
🤣🤣
You said it and you did it.
In spite of the challenges, Nigerians are truly blessed to have you in the driving seat. Thank you Mr. President
@MBuhari
.
Bruhaaaaaa!
💥Buhari defeated your boss!
💥Cut off your looting lifeline, bunkering business
💥Fear of Buhari sent you on self-exile
💥You're now a FUGITIVE when no one is pursuing you
💥Your Bank Account is running low on illicit funds
💥Joker, you're a Self-tormented vagabond
Dear
@davido
and Chioma,
Losing a child is the most painful experience in life. Only God can beam his comforting light at the pains you & your families are enduring at this difficult time
I can't say I understand it all. But my thoughts and prayers are with you and your families
SUPREME COURT has held that ANYONE WHO IS RICHER THAN HIS KNOWN MEANS OF LIVELIHOOD OWES US SOME EXPLANATIONS
The burden now lies on an accused person to explain properties he acquired which are disproportionate to his KNOWN legitimate earnings.
Guilty till you justify ur wealth
🔥Nigeria is in good hands. We have a leader who let's the professionals do their jobs. Pres.
@MBuhari
will not take a mat and a pillow to the TV and radio stations and constantly heighten our fears. He is concerned, just as we all are.
🔥Change is difficult. We will all learn.
Rice addicts like me, should expect a crash in the commodity’s price to about ₦9,000 per 50kg bag in 3 weeks, as rice farmers record a bumper harvest. -
@MobilePunch
Instead of paying 25,000 for "Foreign" Nigerian Rice, you will now have extra ₦16,000 towards other needs
🆙️🇳🇬
$1.3 Trillion of Nigeria's money is in European banks.
@MBuhari
is doing his best to get that money back for Nigerians.
But every time there's light, there are those who conspire to put it out.
They are at it again.
We won't let them come back to sink our nation.
#NextLevel
When Atiku was VP, ASUU, was on strike for 2 yrs. In that period, Atiku built a university and employed more foreigners to run it. His radio station employed more foreigners than the people of Adamawa.
Nigerians are not stupid. They will vote massively for
@MBuhari
➖
@ogundamisi
1. THE REVOLUTION THEY REFUSED TO DO WHEN IT WAS NEEDED MOST.
When militants were busy bombing and destroying oil installations and then polluting the entire Niger Delta environment between the year 1997 to 2016, where was your revolution?
Lifestyle Audit is now legal in Nigeria. Those who flaunt lifestyles they cannot afford, can now be investigated by any of the graft agencies to produce evidence of the sources of their wealth
You can now be called upon to explain how you acquired certain properties.
-
@ICPC_PE
Pres Buhari is our General in whom we are well pleased.
He's the jailer of the corrupt.
Lover of the poor.
Despised by the looting elite.
Builder of roads and rails.
Strength of Farmers.
Completer-General of abandoned projects.
Always acts in the interest of Nigerians
#SaiGeneral
This cant be true!
I know Atiku & Saraki are low lives but this low?
👇🏾👇🏾
"We cannot apprehend Atiku NOW because of our diplomatic ties with Nigeria, He's booked as an Office Aide to Nigeria's Senate President"
- US Department of African Affairs
Atiku has let his followers down
BREAKING: Dubai Police Hands Over notorious Ramoni Igbalode ‘Hushpuppi’ To FBI In The US.
He will be gone for a loooong time, dressed only in the orange jumpsuit of American prison.
Crime pays, only for a split moment. Nothing is worth losing ones freedom.
Stay away from Crime
Saraki to APC - Your Victory Will Be Short-Lived
Me: I don't blame you. Your gang confessed to the crime of hacking into INEC's Server and you all are still walking free
In my world, you would have completed 15 of the 100 years jail sentence you deserve.
Dream on. It's free.
How did I miss this?
Ms. Hadiza Bala Usman,
@hadizabalausman
, Managing Director of the Nigerian Ports Authority, says under her watch, the Consolidated Revenue Funds (CRF) of the Agency improved from ₦18b to ₦30b.
Gone are the days when thieves stole from NPA.
Thank You Ms.
A police dog (K-9), is a Police Officer. It goes through vigorous training towards the discharge of its duties
Lack of proper & relevant Training is a factor in d insecurities our nation has been passing through for yrs
Our Policemen need to learn modern ways of tackling crimes
Ask President
@MBuhari
what Presidential harassment is.
He is harassed:
For having one wife
For Being A Fulani
For being a Muslim
For providing infrastructures
For paying pensioners
For fighting corruption
For watching TV in Daura
For shaking hands with women
Even for being alive
Sokoto, Adamawa,, Kaduna, Nasarawa Katsina, Taraba, Kogi, Plateau, Kebbi, Niger & Zamfara have volunteered their land not yours, for d implementation of Ruga.
If RUGA is offensive to you, call it Ranching or translate it to your own dialect.
If your state is not RUGAing, just 🤐
1. We insist that President
@MBuhari
tested Negative to the Corona Virus.
He's not on life support.
The war on corruption continues
2. VP.
@ProfOsinbajo
has tested negative too. He is in self isolation only as a precaution
The world is facing a difficult time, not just Nigeria
Breaking News.
Medical tests carried out on Dino Melaye, confirms he is in SOUND HEALTH.
Me: I'll still wait for the result of his psychiatric evaluation.
Thank you.
Every Lie Has An Expiration Date.
One lie will expire TODAY!
Then they'll concoct another
And another.
And another.
Their lies will always expire.
But the man
@MBuhari
, CANNOT and WILL never be distracted. He has a DESTINY to fix Nigeria and he's doing a great job of it. Oh Yes
Governor Kashim Shettima's Borno State is unveiling Africa’s biggest Automated Solar Panel manufacturing Plant aimed at setting the stage for d industrialisation of Borno State.
Me: Industrialisation should not be the sole responsibility of the Federal Govt.
Kudos to Borno State
A woman, Zainab Bulkachuwa, who suffered targeted bullying in d hands of Alhaji
@atiku
, has withdrawn from d Election Tribunal in spite of Court ruling
Same bullying was applied on Amina Zakari of INEC
Bullying women is a sign of weakness
I'll be the last woman he'll ever bully
"President Buhari is not an orator. My business (Law) is oratory."
➖
@ProfOsinbajo
Me: We all have different skills attributes, endowments and yes, weaknesses too, given to us by God. No one has it all.
But
@MBuhari
's God given integrity, makes up for what God didnt give him
This is why you'll never hear Muslims say that someone wants to "christianise" them. They believe strongly in their religion.
When people claim that they are facing threats of islamisation, they are suffering from religious inferiority complex. Their belief is weak
Kudos, Sir!
Its a miracle! Peter is healed! Praise The Lord!
Doctors can work wonders sha. Ayodele Fayose On Medical Dancing therapy.
This means he's no longer in severe pain and we won't be seeing him on stretchers during his next court appearance or on his way to jail.
Thank you Doctors
Friend of the poor.
Loathed by the corrupt elite.
Loved by the upright and haters of corruption.
Fair in his dealings with everyone.
God fearing in all aspects of life.
Never been found wanting in his public service.
Gods gift to Nigeria, Africa and the world.
#WeNeedGMB
oops PMB
Here is the Lagos 🔵BLUE🔵 Rail line. If all state governments do this in their various domains, our people will be much better off. Attention on the Centre, [Federal Government], would be less.
Congratulations to all Lagosians. Look after the facilities. Do not Vandalise it…
Another Nigerian Governor, has appointed a Nigerian from another state, to serve in his government.
This time, it's Katsina state where Gov. Masari has approved the appointment of Mazi Uche Okonkwo Modestus.
We are definitely moving in the right direction as a nation.
I asked my dad this question. Why are we like this 63 yrs after?
His answer..
You need to be here 63 yrs ago! This place was a bush!
1. After 63 years, we have at least a fairly looking city of Abuja. Note, Abuja was a thick forest 63 years ago.
2. 63 yrs ago, we had only one…
The Pharmaceutical Society of Nigeria (PSN) got it wrong.
1. Madagascar gifted their Organic Cov drink to African countries.
2. Pres.
@MBuhari
was informed. He approved the acceptance of the gift
3. Plans are underway to bring them in.
Its unAfrican to reject gifts from a brother
INEC server shows Buhari lost presidential election with 1.6 million votes - Atiku, PDP
Me: You checked the server of the postponed 16th February stuffed ballot Box Presidential election.
Please Check the server where Nigerians voted on the 23rd of February
Ndok!
With what we know about Atiku, God will not forgive us if we do not stop him from gaining access to our national treasury.
Luckily, Nigerians are ready, willing and able in stop him. God bless Nigeria
"I would have been flabbergasted if Alhaji
@atiku
had won.
While he was constantly defending his integrity severely damaged by Ex-Pres. Obasanjo, Pres. Buhari was constantly flaunting his integrity"
➖Femi Falana(SAN) on
@channelstv
#HardCopy
We had many great experiences during the campaign. I remember a woman at a market we had gone for
#TraderMoni
. She approached me, took my hand and squeezed a N200 note in my hand. Someone we had come to empower, supporting us!
I thank Nigerians for supporting us
-
@ProfOsinbajo
Progress On the 2nd Niger Bridge.
Despite heavy rainfall across the nation, work continues on this project as well as other road projects across Nigeria.
The days when the constriction Industry fold up during rainy season? Gone
@MBuhari
will ride on it before he leaves office.
🔊FIRS generates ₦5 trillion, targets ₦5.3trn by year end
🔊Nigeria Customs Remits ₦1.1trn. More before end of d year.
🔊JAMB remits N7.8bn to FG from 2018 UTME
Safe in d Treasury Single Account where those battling unsuccessfully to return cannot dip their leprous fingers
The largest Urea Fertilizer Plant in the world has been completed and tested in Nigeria for operations this quarter. The $2bn Dangote Fertilizer Plant will cut our fertilizer imports of $500 million and generate $400 million annual foreign exchange, in export to Africa countries.
1. Pres
@MBuhari
has approved a special salary scale for teachers
2. He increased the years of service for teachers to 40yrs
3. Free tuition for children of teachers
4. Automatic employment for graduate teachers
5. Retirement age from 60 to 65
#SaiBaba
Our laws cannot go after:
*lawmakers without the approval of the NASS.
*judges without the approval of the NJC
But our laws can just go after Teachers, traders, etc
This means the laws of our land only apply when it comes to ORDINARY NIGERIANS, the Common Man
🇳🇬 is in trouble
The Eagle has landed.
Our President,
@MBuhari
, and father of our great nation has arrived back Nigeria after a 10 working day visit to the United Kingdom.
Welcome back home Mr. President.
FG Turns Universities To Errand Boys-ASUU
😱😱
The reason ASUU is fighting the Integrated Payroll and Personnel Information System (IPPIS) is that many Lecturers dash from one university to another as full time Lecturers. The IPPIS will expose those with multiple full time jobs.
Contrary to their wishes,
@MBuhari
is still very much alive.
He's still the leader of our great nation.
Dino Melaye on the other hand, is now an ExSenator going by d results coming from Kogi West.
He can now face his acting career & his pending criminal charges.
#SaiBabaBuhari
●New EFCC Chair Olukoyede makes a beautiful start.
●Orders All
@officialEFCC
Staff to declare assets.
Hear him:
“All of us are going to declare our assets, from Level 17 downward. I did mine, so there’s no reason for anyone to be afraid to do the same. Even the Commission…
Suddenly its all quiet.
What changed?
The sponsors of the "Fulani Herdsmen killings" are preoccupied with a serious issue.
They are jousting for the ticket for the candidacy of Nyesom Wike & Sons Ltd, oops, PDP
PREDICTION
Come Oct. 6, some will be begging to return to APC
Attn:
@OfficialDSSNG
,
@PoliceNG
I think it's high time you pulled in this clown.
• He did the right thing by seeking power through the ballot box. That's legal!
• He managed to win some and lost the most. Fair enough!
• Then, his running mate and other unpatriotic Angry…
When did malaria become infectious that it ravaged Chief Raymond Dokpesi's family⁉️
This is why knowledge is more important than certificate
When you meet and engage some PhD holders, they leave you drained with ignorance & you wonder how much they paid for their certificates🙄
🎉🎉BREAKING NEWS🎉🎉
A United Kingdom Commercial and Arbitration Court today, granted Nigeria, leave to appeal the award and enforcement of the judgment that was granted and awarded to P&ID, to seize $9.6bn of Nigerian assets in the UK
Everything is Leadership.
#NigeriaSaiBaba
We join your proud parents, Pres.
@MBuhari
and First Lady,
@aishambuhari
To say Many Congratulations to you, Miss Aisha Muhammadu Buhari as you graduate from the University with a First class degree.
Blessings Always.
Doomsday Prophet, Uche Secondus is the Chairman of PDP & presides over the worst era of that ignoble Party
He wont pay PDP Staff Salaries.
PDP staffers at Wadata Plaza, use the toilet at Shoprite because there's no water in PDP headquarters.
Yet they want to run Nigeria
Never!
Thank you immensely, to the
@HQNigerianArmy
for sharing this side of the Nigerian Army.
Photos of killed enemies show the bravery of the Army but photos like these, say that the Army is not just about themselves, but about innocent Nigerians they meet in their line of duty.
👍👍
😂😂First, it was Peter Obi. Now it's another Peter, Fayose.
Hear him: "President Obasanjo will come to you and talk small small small...."
More corruption in PDP, as exposed by one of their own. Who can know PDP more than PDP?
Atiku's emergence means our job is made easy. 🙏🙏
News Flash
Rice Growers Association has endorsed
@MBuhari
Donates N100 each towards his reelection bid.
There are 12.2 of them
You dont need to do d maths. Its N1.2billion
This is 12.2 million votes according to d chairman of d RGA
Pls dont argue with me. Argue with d farmers
Fed Govt approved 0% equity contribution for housing loans below ₦5m for employed people from 18 years old. Its for a duration of 25yrs
FG has also approved d reduction in equity contribution for housing loans between ₦6m & ₦15m from 20% to 10%.
Young people can now own homes
"Late President Yar Adua said the election that brought him to power was flawed. Who conducted it?
Obasanjo.
Obasanjo is the greatest election rigger in the world.
Obasanjo is expired meat, he should be dumped."
➖Jagaban of the Universe
“I wish I can invite all the 15 million Nigerians who voted for Mr. President to this dinner, but no place can accommodate you all. So let me say, "Thank you", and assure you that you made the right choice.”
➖
@aishambuhari
Return to Sender.
I'm not sure why they are angry about this beautiful photo. They can't take as much as they give.
Do me, I do you, God no go vex. Let's go...
Borno State Governor Prof Zulum, Wednesday, swore in Chief Kester Ogualili and Alhaji Yusuf Alao from Oyo State, plus 24 others as special advisers. Chief Ogualili, an Igbo, hails from Dunukofia Local Govt Area Anambra, while Alao is Yoruba from Ogbomosho Local Govt Area.
#One
🇳🇬
JAMB generates ₦20b in three years – Registrar
Before the
@MBuhari
administration, who knew that JAMB could meet its financial needs let alone remit funds to d coffers of the Federal govt?
Even NIPOST has made ₦45.8b from Stamp Duties
This is part of the change we voted for.
Governor
@elrufai
enjoying his reggae music.
In fact he's singing one of Bob Marley’s Jah songs. Yes Jah
Tantrums to follow:
1. Who is he deceiving?
2. It's all politics
3. He has no right to say, Jah
4. It's an islamisation agenda of Pres Buhari
Me: Laughing at foolishness
I just returned to Abuja and saw
@atiku
's photos with some weird inscriptions
For one who is lucky to be walking free, whatever he is planning, he shouldnt forget that we have a President in place
Nigerians will insist that treason be treated as treason. He should counsel himself