Lauren Tara LaCapra @LaurenLaCapra Twitter profile

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

3 months

I’m thrilled to share the news that I’ll be joining Bloomberg soon as an editor on the markets team! I am so excited and happy to become part of the Bloomberg newsroom and can’t wait to start this next chapter of my career 🤩

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

RIP Captain LaCapra. He went peacefully to rest today around 3 pm at 122.5 years old in human years with me, Pops LaCapra and siblings by his side. I loved him more than anyone and will miss him more than anything, but it was his time. 💔

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@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

“Personal news,” as they say.

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@LaurenLaCapra

3 years

I got a new job (details TK!) and needed to send a headshot. I did the best I could with iPhone portrait mode.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

As always, TBN beat me to it. Excited to jump into the news again!!

Talking Biz News

@talkingbiznews

1 year

. @LaurenLaCapra returning to biz journalism to cover Wall Street for @theinformation :

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

Hey guys, I have some personal news: I'm joining Fusion later this month to oversee its money/finance vertical! (This tweet is not a joke.)

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

In less than a year, I’ve changed careers, started a relationship with the love of my life, moved back to civilization with him and lost Captain. In Sept. 2021 I could not have imagined this would be my life, but apart from Captain I’m extremely happy and it feels very weird.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

How can you not love the MTA? http://t.co/MLbfKi1IuM http://t.co/pkIFu8u3ks

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

Thomas Piketty argues the Syrian crisis is an opportunity for Europe to jump-start its economy http://t.co/Hx2unIl2U4 via @ThisIsFusion

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

First Republic CEO Told Regulators Earlier This Year His Bank Didn’t Need More Rules @MichaelRoddan

First Republic CEO Told Regulators Earlier This Year His Bank Didn’t Need More Rules

On Thursday, First Republic Bank CEO Mike Roffler hashed out a $30 billion rescue plan for his bank with the biggest institutions on Wall Street at the urging of the federal government. But less than...

www.theinformation.com

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 month

Cathy Panagoulias told me to leave WSJ because they’d never have an infographics / data person become a “real journalist,” even though I had plenty of bylines. I left & accomplished more than I probably ever would have if I’d stayed. Great career advice. RIP.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

Hope more startups follow this @pmarca guide rather than putting fingers to the wind. http://t.co/UVk4I5R44o

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

8 years

I'm not sure the Internet has a meme for this yet, but I'm returning to @Reuters Feb. 8 to help oversee financial coverage. And I'm psyched!

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Tell me your dogs miss their brother without telling me your dogs miss their brother 😢

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

First byline for me at @theinformation ! Wall Street’s War For Tech Talent Is Cooling Off

Wall Street’s War for Tech Talent Is Cooling Off

Financial firms have spent years beefing up their rosters of tech workers, getting into bidding wars with the likes of Apple and Google for top coders, engineers and product developers. But with deal...

www.theinformation.com

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

I love these dudes.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

Computers are the new Dumb Money http://t.co/G5CUPqQflw smart piece by @ReformedBroker

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Guys, I saw Jeff Goldblum tonight. He signed my CVS receipt, engaged in goofy jokes with us and oversaw a great musical performance. 17/10, would absolutely do again.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Still surprised this hasn’t happened.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

I was so close to felony pupnapping with this guy.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Live shot of me before I actually cried pure tears of joy and danced in the street lol

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 month

I did a crazy thing during Lent where I worked out 5 days a week & stopped eating pizza. I walked almost 100 miles during that time, went to the gym >3 days a week and didn’t even go into a pizza place. I’m not sure what any of that means except I’m proud of myself 💪🏼

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

A reminder that we are cute & I love my dogs 💞

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

I’m one year into bank earnings sobriety and it’s been the happiest year of my life. Congratulations!!!!

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2 years

This is my last bank earnings season 🥲

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Guys. I’m moving back to civilization and I don’t think I’ve ever had a happier day.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

3 years

Boost me up Scotty #VaxxedAF 💉🥳🍭

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

My heart will not go on.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

What a beautiful city I have the pleasure to be from and a part of 💞

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

11 months

Found a great place in our ideal neighborhood we can move into late-summer if everything goes right. It sounds too good to be true in that it’s centrally located, affordable, rent-stabilized and dog-friendly. Please cross your fingers for us! ✨✨✨

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

Lost my best bud a year ago. Miss him every day 💔

Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

RIP Captain LaCapra. He went peacefully to rest today around 3 pm at 122.5 years old in human years with me, Pops LaCapra and siblings by his side. I loved him more than anyone and will miss him more than anything, but it was his time. 💔

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

7 months

Beach days aren’t over til we say so 🏖️

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Major congrats to @talkingbiznews on his book launch tonight!! Chris has been a steward for many in the financial-journalism profession. Therefore, he is the only person who should be writing this book, which you should buy:

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

8 years

JPMorgan passes up chance to counter Sanders' criticism via @Reuters

JPMorgan passes up chance to counter Sanders' criticism

JPMorgan Chase & Co has been lambasted by Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, but Chief Executive Jamie Dimon opted not to fire back on Wednesday while reviewing quarterly results and...

www.reuters.com

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Happy howlidays 🥳

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Dogs >>>>>>

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

What would I do without these two?

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

3 years

I can’t even imagine being this cute after grooming 💅🏻

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Sunday vibes 💖

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3 years

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

3 years

🎶 You're simply the best 🎶 Better than all the rest 🎶 Better than anyone 🎶 Anyone I ever met

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Who photoshopped this and can I hire them for a family portrait

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

I wonder if….hmm I wonder. Just hear me out - probably stupid - but I wonder if maybe we need….more of this space to live in and less of this space to work in?

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

8 years

Ticketmaster Shoots Itself In The Foot By Releasing All Adele Tickets At Once

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Captain’s home 💔

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

3 years

Rainbow skies tonight near the ocean. I won’t miss living here but I will miss some of the charms.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

@Michael_MBA @Hezzah @novafrenchie i didn't need science to tell me that! ❤️ http://t.co/A54vSxHi6T

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Even without the true American hero of our little family 💔 #RIPCaptain

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Good morning & happy Monday to everyone except the medical-industrial complex, which requires me to prove once a quarter that I am, in fact, still diabetic; once a year that I do, in fact, need that particular insulin; and charges me hundreds of dollars per month for it anyway.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

New LinkedIn profile pic

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

What a fun summer we’ve had.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Happy birthday to this national treasure 🥳🥳🥳

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

back in my day, i had to walk 20 miles up a hill in the snow to call Warren Buffett a hypocrite

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

“It’s the little things that get you promoted” 😂😂😂

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@emily_murnane

1 year

LinkedIn really flies under the radar as the social media platform that’s absolutely the most unhinged

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Someone’s gotta find the guy who turns 22 at 2:22 on 2/22/22 and just be like, “yo. I found him.”

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

“I’m not here for a good time, I’m here for a long time.” — those of us who joined Twitter in 2006 and remain here

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

10 years

😂😂😂 College-Application Essay http://t.co/6G1vfj2zEv http://t.co/nGsdWj11zO

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 month

Finally found a Yankees hat that suits me. #LetsGoVolpe @jennablan

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

My guy is running for office at his local. Tomorrow is the election. After months of planning & prep, I’m so excited for him & optimistic about the outcome. Say a lil prayer or cast a lil spell or send a lil good vibes our way if you can ✨

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

FYI

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Can’t choose your family, nor your hair.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

🎶 reunited and it feels so good 🎶 So happy to see @ilkandcookies again! OG Fintwit 4Eva 🥳

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

8 months

Sorry guys, it’s dad joke Friday

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

It was Duney’s 4th birthday yesterday. We celebrated the way he deserves: a serenade from his parents, a festive biscuit and dog cannoli to share with his siblings.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

Get ready because this dog is my new reaction to everything dramatic

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

"I found this worldwide national debt record from 1890 in my great uncle's abandoned house!" http://t.co/SyBGrrudoB http://t.co/FaYZeCwp6v

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

I wish there were a New Years party where I could meet everyone I only know from Twitter.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

The only autumnal meme I can get behind.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

This story can be framed so differently in that that people can use their money for things they actually want to do wherever they are instead of expensive commuter passes and overpriced food/drink spots in Midtown ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Remote Work Is Costing Manhattan More Than $12 Billion a Year

That translates into big savings for individuals, who are spending nearly $5,000 a year less on meals, shopping and entertainment near work as schedules shift to a new norm.

www.bloomberg.com

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

On what would’ve been my dad’s 66th birthday, I’d like to share what he thought about Twitter.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 months

Still can’t believe someone left this outside our office for the taking.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

10 months

The heat makes the slow walkers worse and the slow walkers make the heat worse, there is no winning today in Manhattan

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

It took 29 months, hoards of correspondence, 2 trips to Worth Street, several visits to USPS for mail they sent without tracking & about $300 in fees, but @nycHealthy finally agreed to remove a space they mistakenly entered into my last name on my birth certificate. Thanks guys!

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

Morgan Stanley analysts try GoPro, discover their lives are boring http://t.co/Ppo1r6kfTR

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Captain: proud and thrilled to be back near the park while looking majestic as always

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 months

Ms. Williamsburg 2023 👸🏻

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

Excuse me, but no one is in Long Island, they are on Long Island and if all of you who aren’t from here don’t stop saying it that way, we’re putting up a bridge where the toll is saying it the correct way and you won’t be invited to Thanksgiving anymore. Thank you.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

Just heard a guy complaining about Finra on the street in Williamsburg because this neighborhood sucks now.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

That last one tho. http://t.co/Ab89vQ9gtf

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

@darth 17.5. Named Captain. One of the real ones.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

8 years

"Yes, hello Ms. LaCapra. We're calling to revoke your license to be an adult."

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

10 years

People who breathe into the phone on conference calls be like http://t.co/zJGMEAbmrc

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

10 months

Ran, tan, hung out with my man. Terrible day for a half marathon but great day for the beach 🏖️

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

@AriDeAvellaneda @MonopolyPhonic Indestructible is less of a banger but I love that one too ✨

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

10 years

Your Guide To NYC Beaches, Opening This Saturday http://t.co/XqPkGcKqBV

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 months

I love when someone tries to lecture me about finance, Rockaway or dog caretaking. Sir.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

Happy Friday 💖

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

10 years

My new favorite hobby is endorsing uptight-looking people on LinkedIn for bizarre things like "Paranormal Romance."

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

“Who’s McKinsey?” 😂

David Perell

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2 years

An all-time exchange in Jerry Seinfeld’s interview with the Harvard Business Review

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11 years

Man accused of shoplifting from Finders Keepers says store name misleading http://t.co/ygOQTd8Gik

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

8 months

Goldman takes the worm out Apple Savings 🍎 🪱 💰

Goldman Sachs Makes Adjustments to Fix Apple Savings Account Problems

Goldman Sachs has made changes to how it handles Apple Savings transactions in an effort to resolve problems some customers had experienced when making withdrawals, according to people familiar with...

www.theinformation.com

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

“I’m sorry but your bank is going to have to fail another day, I am far too busy.”

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

1 year

Someone signed me up for a jobs alert that keeps sending me open positions for dockworkers and I’m both surprised and honored that anyone thinks I could be a dockworker.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

9 years

New living room poster.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

2 years

I started watching “Ghost” again last night, and can you imagine having 1990 Patrick Swayze’s ghost follow you around to protect you from evildoers? Sign me up, please.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

7 months

@NYCPlanning Reinstate the train that easily brought people from Rockaway in queens to midtown. Stop treating your beach communities like transportation deserts as a Moses legacy, and get people from the city to the beach in a reasonable amount of time.

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Lauren Tara LaCapra

@LaurenLaCapra

7 months

Periodic reminder of how cute our dogs are 💕