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Kerbal Engineering Systems

2 years

Now presenting: The Kerbal Engineering Systems Catalog. "Because a fake aerospace company should probably be selling fake products, right?™"

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@JJKVox @DrLoupis that is literally EXACTLY what the boy in this picture wants to do but has been kept from because of the laws that you people support

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@POTUS I don't think people are appreciating how amazing it is that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is congratulating LGBT+ people on coming out. This would be unheard of twenty years ago, or hell, last year during the Trump administration. Keep being awesome, @POTUS

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@Punished_Jess r/KSP is great because you scroll through the month’s top posts and half of them are “check out my Eve SSTO” and then the other half are turbo-noobs who just downloaded the game and built the Shitfuck 7 without glancing at a single tutorial and don’t know why it won’t fly

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@darth_hole @EndWokeness Mfw a straight man is not attracted to another man

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@Schmill4 @LizMaupin in fairness johnny english is basically a movie about them hiring Mr. Bean to be James Bond

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@AriDrennen @nikicaga Idk the one with soldiers marching towards him with the sonnenrad in the background was crazier

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@aquaimperium8 This is particularly hysterical because not doing literally exactly this is one of the very few direct commands Jesus ever gave

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And putting it in to practice. @MustardVideos you've done this to me

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@ShuttleAlmanac @NASAArtemis @NASA @SpaceX The competition is closed, and has been for months.

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The GOP says, moments before reducing NASA's budget by 20% and in doing so crippling our ability to beat the Chinese back to the moon

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Do you see any other countries with their flag on the Moon? Didn’t think so.

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@MatthewBorus @PratitiTiyas Killing fewer people is good actually

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yeah @SpaceX it may be time to revisit the Starship pages on the website...

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@vanillaopinions on today's episode of "it's politics, not mental illness I promise"

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The ISRO logo is garbage honestly and ISROcels are just coping

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We're down to the last four: here are the semi-finals for best aerospace logo!

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@alwaysfabian @SpaceX @NASA you...are aware that this mission was launched by spacex right

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@vanillaopinions I refuse to take this bait

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@Seamus_Malek Endlessly entertained by the presence of Israel, Iran, the Houthis, Hamas, and Hezbollah on here

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@danthemanred @Simplified_US why wouldn't the soviet union call us on it and win the propaganda victory of the century then

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How is random astronaut training video the best information the public has about one of starship HLS’ most critical subsystems

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Artemis astronauts seen training on a Starship HLS elevator mock-up in JSC’s NBL. The astronauts can be seen wheeling up equipment up and down the Starship elevator mock-up.

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while this TPS does look about a thousand times better can these images finally put to bed the thing about it being made of all the same tile and having very few unique tile shapes

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@vanillaopinions LA post olympics Inshallah

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@ContraPoints obviously hypothetically such an upstanding individual as stephen crowder would never even consider doing such a thing

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@paulisci for reference, this flight is about 11 hours on Lufthansa

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the technology finally exists to create the stupid fucking fake transparent phone

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Samsung debuts the world's first transparent MicroLED screen at CES 2024

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First Man and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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i'm sorry I have some questions about this

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@neurotiddies @NeonSprig because it's shittymoviedetails and it's funnier this way

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@TheBrianMcManus Every time I learn something new about this contraption the more it seems like it was put together by some dudes in their garage with some fiberglass sheets and a few tubes of JB Weld™️

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please don't harass public servants for doing their jobs

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I've done my part 🫡

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@IsotopesReactor @vanillaopinions Gurl it’s bait

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@salesforce tweeting this video under every salesforce tweet

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Salesforce CEO Marc @Benioff says that "that space is a huge category that we should invest in," noting that he is an investor in SpaceX, Astra, Swarm and Planet Labs:

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@BigImpactHumans @redditSpacePorn He used the Manned Maneuvering Unit, a small jetpack that allowed spacewalking astronauts to fly untethered. His mission was mostly to test it, but it was used a few times for various purposes, including capturing defunct satellites by hand and flying them back to the Shuttle.

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@ContraPoints Can’t wait for another ‘’’’’low effort’’’’’ video that’s higher effort than 95% of YouTube content

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@LuddySteve @david_r_morgan indeed it will be

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@SimerlyDarion @Beechwood_Ben @kan_immanuel @5coEn1 @culturaltutor you must be living in some alternate reality because here on Earth it's quite the opposite. People are moving *to* cities like San Francisco, LA, and New York in droves.

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@BadMedicalTakes there's a lot to make fun of here, but I'm choosing to focus on the fact that apparently she immediately thinks of toilets when she hears the word "cistern?" like, isn't that just a general water storage space?

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pros of putting gwynne shotwell in charge of spacex:

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@FoldableHuman GME *becoming* the hedgies is exactly the twist I’m here for

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@darth_hole @EndWokeness I do realize that actually that doesn’t make him any less male

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@DANNYonPC @LilithLovett @popov_damian Being an underdog in the War Crimes World Series isn’t something we should root for

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@PeterWelch i doubt that anyone in the history of the human race has ever been successfully misled into believing that nut milk is actual milk from cows

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I feel like Mark Rober has gone from making genuinely educational videos about big, impressive projects to videos about vaguely interesting gizmos that just have the *vibe* of being educational

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MIT commencement speech tomorrow 😬. I’m not promising my graduation hat isn’t gonna fly away 400ft into the air at the end :)

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@Daniel80535638 @NASA do you have this in your living room

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@xprize @spinlaunch FACT you're wrong, SpinLaunch plans to use a normal rocket engine, the accelerator is just a wacky replacement first stage

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@sock_dem There is no way that they used the pedocon explaination meme image

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@DeborahAnn___ @NASA @Astro_Christina @Space_Station @NASAGoddard When you transphobe so hard you end up attacking cis women

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GUYS MY PHONE CAN RESOLVE SATURNS RINGS

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BREAKING An emergency Clavius shuttle flight to the Mun has revealed that the well-known Mun arches are not, in fact, natural phenomena, but artificial structures of what can only be assumed to be alien origin.

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This is a Shuttle-Mir appreciation post because this program does not get enough love on here It’s like Apollo-Soyuz but way more badass

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@Bonesdrawstuff my theory of warfare is that, with the possible exception of Hannibal, nobody has ever had any idea of what the fuck was actually going on during a conflict until WWII

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@AnarchoBlahaj @g_abeo @acab_enjoyer how do you expect to sustain this without the production of synthetic nitrogen

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@NASAWebbNFT @celestelabedz @NASA @esa @csa_asc @opensea Alright then, can you prove that you have official approval from ESA?

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Football field for scale for something that's NOT the ISS!?

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When you're watching the #SuperBowl today, imagine... the whole field would fit inside some of NASA's scientific balloons! These enormous balloons carry scientific experiments up to Earth's upper atmosphere, floating at the edge of space. Learn more:

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@joebarnard I'd like to present the newest addition to the SpaceX fleet: the GO Away

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new arca just dropped

Home | Sidereus Space Dynamics

Developing EOS, the Personal Launch Vehicle to quickly deliver and recover orbital payloads

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@TrebleCreek @Shelley_Wilmoth @paulburrer @POTUS They are free not to get vaccinated. And the rest of us are free to deride them for their selfishness and stupidity.

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Every once in a while, I return to the "propulsive landing in lunar regolith" thread because it's just absolutely incredible content

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@ToniF303 @tobyliiiiiiiiii @Model3Owners but what exactly is the harm in it? Mars is a toxic, radioactive, lifeless wasteland. Scattering some aluminum on it won't make it worse.

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am I the only one who finds this sign extremely cringe

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G A T E W A Y T O M A R S

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@Grey_Athena @merovingians An excellent demonstration of how the battlefield stuff is just not that important compared to managing logistics and the home front

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@PigLazer it's not just CPK either lol

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science videos that look like shitposts

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We have successfully performed a month-long Creep test on LIFE, demonstrating the design has a predicted life far greater than 60 years. Thanks to a Space Act Agreement with #NASA , we will expand our collaborative environment with @NASA_Marshall .

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@vanillaopinions it's entirely their own fault it just so happened that the earliest adopters were all of the most insufferable people on earth and that that trend just continued

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@joebarnard proud to let you know that you've received the mark of a true rocket engineer, having your work called fake by flerfs

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@ga_stello @HeinzDieterDetl @sahouraxo he's a criminal because his troops are massacring and raping civilians for no reason other than his own delusional macho posturing. He's EXPANDING NATO by freaking out his neighbors who worry they might be next. The hole he's in right now is one he dug entirely on his own.

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IVO watching their satellite's orbit decay as their reactionless drive fails to produce any thrust:

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So in the new @Explosions_Fire video he references this study which has a name that caught my eye, that of Kepler Aerospace Ltd.

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@MrDarthhenry @rice_rust_belt He is quite literally the most Catholic it is possible to be He is Catholicism his word is basically literally the Word of God

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@Chxrbo @Trey_Explainer This is legit one of the freakiest bird mimicry videos I've seen because this is the only one that indicates that the animal has some understanding of the connection between the word and its meaning

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Wake up babes, EcoRocket Heavy just dropped and uh, you might want to strap in, gorg, because this is coconuts. Please keep all hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the bird app at all times, and enjoy the thread:

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@joebarnard @SenSanders I love how all of space twitter is coming together to call out this BS

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i have a proposal

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Rocket Lab reconsidering mid-air recovery of Electron boosters

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@AstroTraviesa Sorry but if someone dismissed two of the most accomplished astronauts currently serving as “tokens” their opinion immediately becomes worthless

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@nikicaga Chowdah is reading this thread like “oh god what have I done”

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@torybruno @alexanderrogge @thesheetztweetz So sorry to hear that. Mandating vaccines is absolutely the right move.

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@KyivIndependent what, is alaska in need of '''''''''''''denazification?'''''''''''''' can't wait to see how that goes

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@MariGO2thepolls Literally yes Ending sentence is “there is no ethical computation under capitalism” just kill me

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@ThomasSzymon @W7VOA man discovers that all ICBMs ever are by definition hypersonic man also discovers that ICBMs travel through space making mach numbers and terms like "hypersonic" irrelevant.

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@ShitpostGate incomprehensible wojacks are probably my new favorite genre of meme

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@Jenpocalypse17 @UberFacts Axiom is giving week and a half long tours for the low low price of $55,000,000

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@wavykino_x "there's something basically soviet about the way the internet names things. Stalin had portmanteaus like agitprop, politburo, and kompromat, and we have webinar, podcast, and incel" - @ContraPoints

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@spacebrandonb it's said that the repulsion from the two philips screws keep them from colliding during close maneuvers. if it's ever replaced with a flathead by mistake, the opposite charges will attract and the planes will crash

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@Awildschild @SciGuySpace The most terrifying thing here is that it's presumably fueled in this image given the lack of refueling equipment in the video

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what did pixar mean by this?

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@Mac_D_Dad @RedCross @halomancer1 They don't make the rules, the FDA does.

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BREAKING: Soyuz.

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@Jafpro_16 @vanillaopinions yeah the world being built like that is the scam

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It’s absolutely incredible how dumb the average Apollo denier is

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@INiallAnderson @PoisonOrRemedy it's called controlled burning and it's a mechanism to stop the fire from getting out of control that burning would not have been required without the fire in the first place

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what. the. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Elon Musk Spoke to Putin Before Tweeting Ukraine Peace Plan: Report

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@0x_cookie @SpaceX @SawyerMerritt 1) Starship will not be ready for a test flight by 27 september 2) NASA is not obstructing Starship progress and in fact has a vested interest in expediting it since it is now an essential component of the Artemis program.

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@DKiSAerospace Best part is he got his graduate degree from USC AFTER flying to the moon. Imagine being a professor of aerospace engineering at USC, getting your roster for Spacecraft Trajectory Design 513 or whatever and the first name on the list is ARMSTRONG, NIEL A.

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@DJSnM that stop at the end looks somewhat uncomfortable...

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@charliekirk11 i just downloaded this reaction image and already a chance to use it

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@yungwookjesus @souljagoytellem They for the most part don’t feed me - they either grow ungodly amounts of not-for-human-consumption corn and soy or get paid by our bizarro system to literally grow nothing

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virgin galactic cope has reached the point of saying that they're well-positioned for contracts when the aliens pull up lmao