Now would be a good time to say hi, it’s hockey season: which means I swear a whole fucking lot in between posting about
#NaNoWriMo
,
#TaylorSwift
, & fashion. Come for the sassy retweets, stay for the sweary
#Oilers
commentary ✌️🏻
@jordanbseltzer
My now almost 13-year-old did this to me and my mom a lot when she was small. She would tell us she had been my mom’s mom and tell us all sorts of things about when we were both children. 😬
Today is my university graduation.
I wasn't going to say anything because COVID made it feel less important.
A friend made me realize that what I accomplished is a big deal. I earned my BA while parenting 4 kids & healing from an injury & that's worth celebrating.
Cheers! 🍾
At 32, recently divorced with four kids, I went back to school.
I finished my BA this year at 36, and I'm most of the way through another program. I'm considering doing my Masters, which I would finish around 40.
You're never too old to make a change or follow a dream.
Hey,
#writingcommunity
!
We always talk up our talents.
What's something inconsequential that you're absolutely terrible at?
I can't fold a fitted sheet (because really, unless you're a wizard you can't either) & I can’t for the life of me make cling wrap stick 🤷🏼♀️
#amwriting
Hi, when a woman is going through a great big awful thing, it is NOT THE FUCKING TIME to suggest she send you boob pics (to make her feel better) or a threesome with you (to take her mind off of it).
What the actual fuck.
YOU GUYS!!!
I wrote 1060 not garbage words today after two months of being unable to write because I was busy with ~life~ things and the words wouldn't flow.
I feel like I deserve a cannoli or something.
🤞🏻 I can do it again tomorrow!
#amwriting
#WritingCommunity
Hello! Thanks for the follow! A bit about me:
I’m a freelance editor. I help fiction
#writers
polish their manuscripts for self-publication or submission to agents by offering services such as query & manuscript critiques, researching & fact-checking, & developmental editing.
Follow count dropping like flies again today.
Know this:
If you think it's okay to take away my rights or ANYONE’S RIGHTS for that matter, I don't want you on my timeline.
What's happening is terrifying & traumatizing & it will not stop if we are silent.
My body, my choice.
Unexpected shitty breakup realization of the day: I have a ton of events planned (and tickets bought for) that we will no longer attend together 💔🥺
Send music please. I’ve moved into the fuckkkk this stage. Angry or upbeat.
Sup, hi, hello, it’s me 👀
Can we do that thing where everyone shows me their gorgeous faces & we hype one another up?
I LOVE it when we do that thing. It makes me happy. You want me to be happy, right? 😏❤️
So, show us your beautiful, goofy, sassy, unique faces!
It's our first date. You ask me what book I want. I tell you to pick one of your favourites for me, something that will show me who you are. What book do I get?
Hi friends.
Small ask? If we have literally never (or rarely) interacted on Twitter can you please not randomly DM me to ask personal questions about my health or kids or dating life? Thanks.
Plenty of back & forth? Come say hi!
Writing/editing related? Always welcome to DM!
@MaximumJill
@SweetGeorgia_77
I 100% regret not having the confidence to post (and take) more photos of myself throughout my life. Now I do, BECAUSE I am healthier, psychologically.
YOU GUYS!
My prof just finished marking the first assignments of this course and sent us all the range that our marks spanned and I got the highest mark in the class — “mastery” 😭🤯
I got a B+ on my final paper for this class. It took A LOT to get through it all during this breakup. I almost dropped it. I nearly put off my Masters. I'm proud of myself for sticking it out. I'm thankful for my support team. They're amazing friends, and I love them to pieces❤️
I miss watching hockey with someone who loves me & calls me sweetheart & rubs my feet during the game 😔
Some days, the grief hammers me out of nowhere. I hate it. I know you just have to push through & only time blah blah blah but I’m tired of being sad and grieving this 💔
6 just lost her first tooth 🥳 It became loose only last night, so the little machine wrenched it out herself WITH THE HELP OF A SPOON 😳
Anyways. What is the tooth fairy shelling out for first teeth nowadays? It’s been a while.
Happy whatever-the-heck day it is!
I hope the
@EdmontonOilers
get their crap together tonight and win one! 💙🧡💙🧡
My goal today, after work, school, momming, etc, is to bang out the last 4k of that short story I was writing!
Show us all your lovely faces please!
Hey
#Alberta
, what’s your favourite splurge restaurant?
The place you go to for a special occasion, or when you deserve to treat yourself?
This isn’t about high/low BS. It’s about how YOU celebrate & enjoy life.
Where do you go that never disappoints & what do you order?
@dmsykes22
@GiveManNuffBun
4 for me during my last labour and I was ready to do time. During my first labour, the anesthesiologist sucked too and couldn’t hit it, and told me I wasn't actually in pain and to shut up and suck it up. So traumatic. I feel your pain ❤️
Brb opening a book store cafe where teenagers can do homework & read & feel safe because maybe their home life is turbulent or they're lonely or local parks are dangerous or maybe it's none of my fucking business why & it won't kill me to let them take up some space and be safe
It’s my balloon day! 🎉
All I want for my birthday is for you to do something nice for someone. A kind word, a small favour, a coffee for the person in front of you, an honest compliment, just something that brings joy to someone’s day. I promise it will bring joy to yours too!
Yay! It’s my balloon day!
🥳🤗🥳🤗
For my birthday can you please tell me your absolute favourite places & things?
Best restaurants, recipes & jokes or fave books, shoes, lipsticks & travel tips, etc.
Whatever makes you happy, I want to hear about it!
My takeaways from Twitter today are:
1. I want everyone who has a problem with Trudeau singing this weekend to unfollow me
2. I want everyone who has ✨anything✨ shitty to say about Meghan to unfollow me
3. I could not possibly care any less about Adam & his personal life
ARE THERE ANY PRINTERS THAT WORK 100% OF THE TIME AND AREN’T MASSIVE PAINS IN THE ASS BECAUSE I AM thisclose TO SMASHING THIS SONOVABITCH ON THE SIDEWALK
It is with a sad heart that I want to tell you all that
@kiwi_pfitz
and I have ended our relationship and he will be moving back to NZ at the end of the month.
We had the best time of our lives together and love each other fiercely ❤️