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New account. indifferent to cats.

Joined August 2017
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Nick is sleeping on the couch tonight
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@KakarWithOneK
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Mahira Khan really said she’s spent days ‘listening to both sides’ and she condemns Hamas. Whoever here said maybe it’s better for stupid celebrities to stay quiet I just wanna say you’re right my dude
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Helping my cousin marry the guy she loves by making it look like an arranged marriage ah I live for this fraud
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@KakarWithOneK
Nur
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Kiun tooba? Tum kya gamlay main ugi theen?
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@KakarWithOneK
Nur
5 months
Lag raha hai abhi bhumro bhumro bajega iss main
@CristianoXtra_
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Cristiano Ronaldo gifts Georgina a watch from Jacob & Co worth more than 100,000 dollars on the occasion of her birthday ❤️
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I can smell this picture
@razonater
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Fav if you still find them cute
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My friend was in that plane. Don’t know if I’m at loss of words or tears. There’s neither.
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Hi. This might not be big newz for everyone but it's big enough for me and amazing too. I got Amma a smol car with my own money today. She's over the moon. Thanks for reading. Bye.
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I hate rishta culture with a passion. ‘Jis ghar main larkiyan hoti hain wahan rishtay atay hain’ means shit. Women in your house are not meant to be presented like a fucking showpiece for people to judge them on their beauty/personality standards.
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Ufff today a woman called out some boys who were catcalling her in Giga mall and yelled and yelled at them until they were thrown out by security but mera dil khush hogaya
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Itna masla hai mujhe male privilege se.
@LowkeyEdiot
PREM.
3 years
3 am *** karachi
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Gold hai kidhar bhai tum logon ke paas jo hum dig karain
@ReaiAbdulSubhan
Subhan Abbasi
4 years
MOST OF THE PAKISTANI GIRLS ARE GOLD DIGGERS, THEY ALWAYS LOOKS FOR A BETTER OPPORTUNITY AND WILL ALWAYS DITCH YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU DID FOR THEM.
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Convinced my bhabhi to go for therapy. Hate our culture for not telling women more about postpartum depression or associating it with not being religious enough.
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@KakarWithOneK
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Stitching my own clothes is my newfound hobby and safe to say I’m LOVING it
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Apologise. It's also free.
@AliZafarsays
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Warner didn’t even review and went like
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@KakarWithOneK
Nur
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Save yourselves the embarrassment. ‘Israeli-Palestinian conflict’ was enough
@McDonaldsPK
McDonald's Pakistan
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McDonald's Pakistan Answering Your Concerns!
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That one time when I was supposed to get my appendix removed and it was a last minute surgery, my brother had to run between the gates to get me an appointment and then CMH surgeons refused to operate because they had some protocols for civilian patients. Filmain banwa lo bas.
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Aqal
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The energy shehroz sabzwari spent in denying the allegations about cheating was insane. Dude went and got married to the same woman pfft
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A woman I know personally, who’s also a careem captain, is looking for people to pick and drop. Very hard working, cooperative and trustworthy. Please RT to help somebody out.
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I don’t blame them. Gas poori arahi hai. Very rare.
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At this point I’m so fucking proud of this team regardless the result.
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Yup
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‘Fitness food is boring’ you should see the bowls I make for my husband huh
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Hum bhi tang hain
@MawraHocane
MAWRA HUSSAIN
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Ik ajeeb si jung hai mujh mien.. Koi mujhse hee tung hai mujh mien.. #Aangan #Aaliya
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@KakarWithOneK
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Cute stuff but how y’all be sending stuff like this and not lose your shit thinking if his amma abba saw these
@teddytiddygf
666 | ceasefire now
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it’s my boyfi’s birthday, y’all.
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I am a very happy bride Alhamdulillah and my distant family hates to see me laughing and dancing and not giving them rona dhona. Love to see it.
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Locusts at the gate: sir plz jaane dain entry karwani hai wapsi pe card utha loon ga
@SeharShinwari
Sehar Shinwari
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WTF yar !!!! Locusts are now attacking DHA like areas too. I was sleeping and a big brown locust just came inside room through roshandan and scared the shit out me when it jumped over me 😱
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@thePSLt20
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Boys if she asks ‘kya chahte ho’ say ‘aap ko’ wtf is 10 crore ffs
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Why is nobody talking about how Sheikh Danish and his daughter abducted, harassed and tortured a fellow medical student who refused to marry her father. The sheer brutality which will go unaddressed as usual.
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I mean you could’ve literally done this for paedophiles/rapists/murderers but aap koi naik Kaam karne ki ghalti kaise karain ge.
@OfficialDPRPP
Punjab Police Official
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اگر آپ ان میں سے کسی شرپسند عناصر کے بارے میں جانتے ہیں تو فوراََ اس کی اطلاع دیے گئے فون نمبر پر دیں اطلاع دینے والے کا نام صیغہ راز میں رکھا جائے گا۔ یاد رکھیں قانون نافذ کرنے والے اداروں کو مطلوب افراد کو پناہ دینا قابل سزا جرم ہے
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Why is everyone going ‘if the roles were reversed’? Men literally kill their wives over even the slightest hint of them cheating let alone cheating itself
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Nobody: Robert Pattinson for Dior:
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Woke up to my dad sending me these pictures man I miss home so much
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Visual representation of my patience
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Abba always told the girls of the family to be happy on their wedding day as it means more than anything. My sister was the first girl of the family to do attan on her wedding day and everyone followed up after that. It's amazing and holds nothing but good memories. Shut up.
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A close relative, now aging 65, was in love with a poet when they were in their twenties. Back then they couldn't marry due to familial responsibilities on her. They bumped into each other again last year and got married 2 months ago. Life works in mysterious ways my dudes
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Amma is making duas for her non-existent son in law's patience again.
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Good riddance for the girl again. It’s Telefun you uncultured swine
@cocomomjybdo
Humna (Imran khan's Stan acc)
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I made one
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I remember this one time when amma was really pissed and was stomping out of the room when my three year old sister asked her where she's going and Amma said 'Jahannum main' so she took her slippers and ran after Amma and kept yelling 'main ne bhi jahannum main Jana hai'
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Actors of this industry need to learn to take criticism well. This is an awful comeback
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If it wasn’t for Noor’s family having some influence, Zahir Jafar would be out in three months
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Monisha beta, "I'm tired of this shit" bolo, "main tou thakk gayi bhaisaab" is so middle class.
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@KakarWithOneK
Nur
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Don’t come at me with ‘she’s been posting pro-Palestine stuff’ meri koi khandaani dushmani nahi hai. But I’ll call a spade a spade. There’s no listening to BOTH sides and then condemning Hamas. If u’r afraid of scaring away your indian/western fandom then you should stay quiet.
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Please refrain from tweeting ‘please be kind to people and check up on them and talk to them and talk to me whenever you feel like it’ when you literally ghost people when they talk to you about things bothering them. Ajeeb fucked up hypocrites
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Ex texted me saying he's back in town and 'how would you react if your husband was back after all these years' so i said first of all you're not my husband and my husband won't be a coward and tell me 'ammi nahi maan raheen' so you can get tf out of my life bro followed by block
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‘Oh but you could’ve gone for a divorce instead of dragging his name through the dirt’, yea she could’ve, but then that’s not enough. Death is.
@DailyScoopTV1
Daily Scoop TV
1 year
Man shoots wife to death during divorce hearing at Karachi sessions court. The incident occurred during the pre-trial hearing of the divorce proceedings. The perpetrator, identified as Sikandar, managed to escape from the scene. #Karachi #Court #Divorce #ViolenceAgainstWomen
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Also dont want random relatives telling me 'shadi kar lo itne arsay se koi function nahi hua' aise hi naach lo mujhe chutiya banane ki kia zarurat hai
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Bro they’ll marry you and have kids with you and still cheat on you what is this logic stfu
@omgkhaak
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SCAM
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So like do I call my husband bro now or what
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Going ahead with a smol business idea my little sister and I had ages ago. Feels surreal af. Wish me luck.
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Including our khandaan’s izzat and sharam and lehaaz it’s all a bit too much
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'Bas chhor do main khud kar loon gi'
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Yash Raichand is the reason we need Aurat March
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Do you feel this strange sense of guilt when you get gifts or are you normal
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Just wanna post my PDA pictures for the sake of ghairat brigade.
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We’re married.
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@KakarWithOneK
Nur
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Look at my stunning mango ice cream 🥺😭🤤
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'He knows. And He's enough'.
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Pankaj Tripathi is carrying Bollywood on his back.
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🥺🌸
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Two months and I’m still not over my wedding pictures
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I cleaned abba’s bikes yesterday and today he told me I must do it every two days because ‘chamak rahi thi’. Lesson: never show your family something you might be good at
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Good riddance for the girl ngl
@ezscnhai
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All men are braids
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Fuck Imran Khan main gari pani se chalaun ullu ke patthay?
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My Amma is so so passionate about cooking and man does she cook beautifully. Two years ago she shared an idea of utilising that skill into something she wasn't quite sure of. We planned a home delivery service for fresh homemade food because there aren't many of those in Quetta.
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@KakarWithOneK
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Oh indeed
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We’ll lodge an FIR against a 4 year old kid solely based on his sect but we will forget about arresting and hanging rapists
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'Koi pasand hai tou bata do'.
@Wajeehahj
Wajeeha وجیہہ
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What brown ammi do for fun?
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I don't think I can ever get over Amma saying 'agaya mera bacha?' Whenever I come back home from somewhere.
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My sister who can’t finish a sentence without abusing: Also my sister saying beghairat in front of my amreeki khala: I’m sorry main aap ke saamne ye word use kar rahi hoon Hypocrite ullu ki patthi
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Sometimed I want to be able to exist in the era of cotton ghararay and paraanday and kiran along the corners of my scarves. An era of children playing in the sehan and an elderly figure narrating stories of their youth with their paandaan beside them. A dream.
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@KakarWithOneK
Nur
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What were u researching on sis
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I mean
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Went through my mehndi details’ pictures and oh man 🥺
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Monisha beta ‘I need an escape’ bolo. ‘Mujhe bahar parhne jana hai’ is so middle class
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Went on a vaccination date. Love in the times of Corona.
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man the regret you feel after sending an excited text because the person on the other side is least bit bothered is insane
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Made mushroom and cheese omelette, crepes, strawberry cream and croissants for breakfast today. My brother: Parathay nahi banaye?
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The fear of ‘urging’ men and testing their ‘willpower’
@m_mani77
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Girls what stopping you from dressing like this.🥺
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Also it’s amazing how married cousins get involved in this and SUDDENLY the guy becomes their husband’s friend’s neighbours’ cousin’s son lmao. Kia connection hai zabr10
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Mad respect for people in long distance relationships tbh.
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Parathay made with ghee > parathay made with oil
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@KakarWithOneK
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Made the cutest shalwar kameez for this pyaaru I’m obsessed 🥺♥️🧿
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According to my family, augmentin is the cure to literally everything. Sore throat, fever, displaced joint, cardiac arrest, climate change you name it
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It’s my husband’s first Eid with a huge Pathan family and it’s pretty fun watching him all amused and confused at the same time 🤣
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Amma: Khala ne ek rishta bataya hai Me:
@BeingSalmanKhan
Salman Khan
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Aapna kya lena dena
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So my friend who was in a long distance relationship, got cheated on but the funnier part is the guy's explanation: I missed you so I recreated your memories with somebody with the same name as yours so I could feel your presence. Dude.......
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This girl in the group had a hickey on her neck and she said it’s an insect bite. She gave me her phone to look up something later and the first page was ‘excuses for hickeys’ girrrrrllll
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My time to shine
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@grumpydesimil
grumpy desi millenial 🔴⚫🟢⚪
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No Pakistani woman has ever looked good in a sari
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Imagine having a heart to heart conversation with somebody without being judged or made fun of later. Crazy concept.
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God bless happy couples. Makes me so happy to see people having their relationship work out for them fine and their patience and commitment pay off.
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Madhuri in Dil To Pagal Hai:
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Amma once asked my brother to get 'hath ka qeema'. Dumbass bought normal qeema and said 'main ne usay kaha tha qeemay wali machine hath se chalana'. I was like man u dumb af
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If King Babar Azam says relax, we relax.
@babarazam258
Babar Azam
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Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. 🧘
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Fair and lovely’s new song goes like ‘mitti ke sau rang hain’ wow bro itne jaldi realise kar lia ussi mitti ko itne saal se choona lagaya hai tum ne lol
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Good riddance for the girl ngl
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Tamasha is an Imtiaz Ali masterpiece
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