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JOSE

5 months

Comunicado oficial: JoseLUHG New year. New club. Good luck to those of sticking around to watch Jim Ratcliffe and the Glazers fuck Manchester Uniteds rotting corpse. I will not be joining you at the funeral. Hala Madrid

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2 years

Since Cristiano Ronaldo said he’ll expose the truth in 2 weeks, the club bought a 5x UCL winner and is actively bidding for players.

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@slvppy “She said she’s a virgin, it’s hurtin…”

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@StokeyyG2 @Tyr3seEra_ Bro ratioed a suicidal man 💀

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@PRLstepper Earnest the Electrician reading that

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2 years

Ronaldo and Casemiro should’ve started this but I’m happy they didn’t. Let Rashford Bruno and McTumor be exposed to the Top Reds.

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2 years

RVPs first season at Man United >>> Rashford + Maguire + Fred + McTominay + Martial + Elanga’s entire careers.

𝔭𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔬𝔪

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2 years

“How many years will Casemiro give you?” RVP’s one season >>>>> Martial’s 7 years at United.

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2 years

How to end Manchester United’s 6 year trophy drought in a single transfer window - A Thread:

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1 year

@bbcweather @carolkirkwood

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2 years

With every passing day, Man United, the staff, players and it’s fans should be growing more and more frustrated with the lack of trophies. Instead they celebrate wins against Southampton and whether or not their favourite player posted training pictures. Absolutely pathetic.

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@StokeyyG2 @elonmusk Everyone that said he couldn’t do it

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2 years

@IifestyIebrazy @luhblix @morenitofeito “ong corn you’re the goat 😭😭😂😂” 🫃🏽

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@lanrrrre I swear they’re playing against him

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@4PF_Rami @Noorthevirgo

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Man United can sign Neymar Mbappe and Messi right now and the club will still fail to win a trophy. We need FOURTEEN players. 2-3 won’t do anything.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

This is our best line up atm. We need to sign at least 8 more players to rotate the squad and deal with injuries so the that the English Mafia never play.

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@JoseM_RMCF

1 year

@Zvbear LOG OFF

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@BadFutbolTakes That Havertz winner in the UCL final is worth more than Kane’s entire career.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Get rid of the following players (demote to u18s if needed): Maguire Rashford McTominay Fred Garner Tuanzebe Williams Shaw Henderson Heaton

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@thaboyjozu The Alphabet mafia are literally less than 1% of world’s population with most being fatherless gen z in the US. Multi billion dollar corporations let them control and rule everything. Why? Rainbow merchants 🤢

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@TheCinesthetic

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Here's a list of 15 world class and Manchester United worthy players who are also major trophy winners: CF - Immobile RW - Gnarby & Asensio CM - FDJ, Kante, Barella, Neves & Milinkovic LB - Marcelo & Alex Sandro RB - De Sciglio & Pavard CB - Kounde & Skriniar GK - Romero

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@ManUnitedZone_ @ChrisWheelerDM Chelsea bought lukaku for 90m last year. Didnt work out for whatever reason. Cut their losses short and loaned to inter. Moved on. However this disaster of a club is holding on to maguire luke shawarma etc just becyz they paid a bit of money for them.

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@JoseM_RMCF

1 year

@_alyssssssac Doing OF and failing is embarrassing

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Furthermore, all staff that were previously under Ole, and anyone with history as a player for the club or of English Bias MUST be replaced immediately: Mike Phelan Fletcher Steve McLaren Craig Mawson John Murtough Etc.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Finally, all the top reds need to get a job and leave all their toxic positivity and weird attraction to kids alone. If the club loses or plays terribly, they must know that through booing and attacking their performances online. No more excuses. The End.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Nottingham Forest signed their 16th player of the summer so far. Man United have signed 3 💀

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

To all those who say it’s impossible to sign 15 players in a single window, look at newly promoted Nottingham Forest; over 11 signings so far.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@90sfootball Celebrating failure. Classic English behaviour 👍🏽

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Casemiro is a world class player, one of the best in his position. However, this is just a PR signing by the Glazers to calm things down. Also, Casemiro alone won’t change anything. McFruno will stay play. Eriksen is average and should be on the bench. We need 4+ new CMs

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@JoseM_RMCF

1 year

@4PF_Rami @whateveramara This is literally you

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

If we sign Casemiro, we’ve got to go back for Rabiot & also FDJ. McFruno can never play again.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

For all the Glazer accountants: Man Utd generate more than £600 million per year. That, in addition to owner investments and the players sales mentioned, we can afford all these players - they’re bought with multi year instalments.

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2 years

@raptalksk “1. Tyler the Cre”

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2 years

@CallMeCircle @royxIti @shannonsharpeee “Prime kd is better than prime Lebron all I’m saying🤷‍♂️”

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Man United NEED to win trophies this season. Our best chances are the UEL FA & Carabao Cups. We should play our strongest XI in every single one of those games because this squad isn’t capable of competing in the EPL. To do that we should’ve signed at least 14 players this summer

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1 year

@Zazamyodor The black women aren’t gonna like this

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1 year

@LilTravi2 Us at 3am

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1 year

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

We have 7 player departures this summer. Those 7 must be replaced whilst also replacing the players listed in the previous tweet.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Ronaldo said he knows how to fix Man United but he won’t say it publicly. I think we’re seeing it unfold right now: - Huge Pressure of Glazers to sell - Potentially signing his ex-teammates Let’s see what happens next…

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Also, the manager, whoever it is, must be ruthless and unforgiving to all players, staff, media and board members.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Starting the game with Bruno is like starting with 10 players

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@MUFC_DUCK @Retro_Utd 💀💀💀

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2 years

@IifestyIebrazy @luhblix @morenitofeito “Without corn my life is meaningless” 🫃

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@AIphaNation Invade the pitch. Get it cancelled.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

+ look up the values of all listed players. More than £200 million worth of rubbish to get rid of. I forgot to include Elanga in the list of players.

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@rec_pk @ioneqx7 @Iildaygo @chiefcfc @aaronmike03 @bruhbruhbat @friedbc_ @Dillan_Dsouza23 @tunesintern Never left.

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@Zvbear You got me

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+ all players I suggested we get are REALISTIC and AVAILABLE. Just need ambitious owners and chairman.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Man United fans are actually stupid. Someone was telling me we can’t buy more than 3-4 players because it’s too expensive and will ruin stability and morale. 💀

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Might as well get Asensio and Marcelo if Casemiro is coming

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@UnitedAl7 @MikeLUHG2 Leaks come from: The Fridge, Rashfood, McTumor and Big Shaw

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2 years

@blazedbunniee @kevinsamuelstv Ur selling urself online for 5-10$. Less than a netlfix subscription 💀

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@TheSNEAKO I said I was a Ferrari Spyder 360 at that age.

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1 year

@Gideoomatic What a Trophy in 122 years for Brighton 🏆

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Ronaldo has been unlucky today. He needs to start every game this month and watch how many goals he scores. For those who say why should we back a player lacking confidence, they’ve been backing Rashford, a terrible player, for years. Hoping he would regain confidence.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@DrEliDavid The antivaxxer and the russian both won at Wimbeldon 💀

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@IifestyIebrazy @luhblix @morenitofeito “Everytime corn gets suspended a part of my dies inside”

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@IifestyIebrazy @luhblix @morenitofeito “He’s my Big Bro” 🤨

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@Charlie_4PF She’s fat bro ofc she’s gona take all 4

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@JM10ii Worse thing about today is no pimp my ride/rasheed comp

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1 year

@Zvbear They’re black women, ofc they hate each other.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@TruthHurts_LUHG We need 3 more CMs and 1 world class CAM so we never have to see the likes of Fred McTominay and Bruno

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@IifestyIebrazy @luhblix @morenitofeito “With corn my life is complete”

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1 year

@LittleDickGame This is what it looks like

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@AyoDosWrld @slvppy

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Ronaldo, Varane and Casemiro (if he joins) will be the scapegoats of the English mafia’s failure. Rashfood, the Fridge, McToilet and Big Shaw etc will be exposed on the pitch but “sources” will blame them for their shxt performances.

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@JoseM_RMCF

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@BreakfastMbappe @MadridUniversal Child of 15?

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@JoseM_RMCF

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@ronaldowarrior Ronaldo did all that with Rasheed and Elanga upfront 💀

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@JoseM_RMCF

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@Re7ceRevivaI This has been Rashford for the past 5 years

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@IifestyIebrazy @luhblix @morenitofeito “Corn is my father.”

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@JoseM_RMCF

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@IifestyIebrazy @luhblix @morenitofeito “My life revolves around corns decisions” 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Eric Ten Weeks needs to be sacked. He fully backed these idiots and chose Maguire as captain over Ronaldo and Varane. Lost 2-1 to Brighton and 4-0 to Brentord. Embarrassing

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@eriktenshagger @totalcristiano What have we come to, celebrating goals and assists instead of trophies

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@JoseM_RMCF

1 year

@jeshvs Real shit 💯

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@Zvbear Dove Original stick 🤫

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9 months

@Marco_D Bro was scoring hattricks every week

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@JoseM_RMCF

1 year

@4PF_Rami Some rizz tips for you

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@Zvbear Not the jew nose

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@ebrahimatcha1 @MikeLUHG2 I never claimed to be a manager. I am simply getting rid of all those who caused these past 6 trophyless years. Common sense, and signing winners will change the club’s mentality

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@Shyllomoo

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho at Roma 🔜

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1 year

@jeshvs @ayeejuju

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@CoveyJason @starwars Exactly! A terrible actor will be a terrible actor regardless of what they look like. The script is shambolic and those Leah chase scenes are just horrific. Don’t get me started about those roof acrobatics 🤢

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1 year

@4PF_Rami Don’t quit right before you win

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

Man United lost for the first time ever against Brighton and Brentford. 2-1 & 4-0. 0 zero points. 1 goal against Liverpool and the toxic positivity is back 💀

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@JoseM_RMCF

1 year

@BrockObama2024 4PF Rami movie debut

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@mathenge_wahome @YussufMwinyi What? Please learn history. Gaddafi, Libya’s dictator for more than 40 years did more for the rest of africa than for his own country. Billions of dollars worth of investments and was known as the King of Kings of Africa was eventually assassinated becuz he wanted to build africa

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@JoseM_RMCF

1 year

@terry3best @SaycheeseDGTL Only one way to find out

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

This might be Ronaldo’s last game and I hope it is. Shouldn’t be wasting his time playing under that bald terrorist. Watching the game makes me sick.

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@JoseM_RMCF

2 years

@Mambeezyy @RouhaniBrouhani @mondohater @BSOLZ_ ?

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@JoseM_RMCF

1 year

drakes fall off is crazy. 7-8 year ago drake wouldve killed the j hus verse. none of this nonsense. he ruined the song. also all his albums since views have been progressively shit. end of an era fr.

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