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Felon Degeneres

@_alyssssssac

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A New Decade: 30s 🖤

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Felon Degeneres

@_alyssssssac

3 years

I wore these in county

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3 years

COMING SOON: adidas Yeezy Slides “Enflame Orange” 🍊

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2 years

You guys are getting sex??

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2 years

Adulthood is just depression, sex & bills

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3 years

People that love you, care about how they make you feel. The end.

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@_alyssssssac

3 years

I ain’t having sex with a damn bra on. Bitch you knew my titties was long when you met me. Tf

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2 years

lil diablito

@JessLiLucifer

2 years

What’d the cdc say again?

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@_alyssssssac

2 years

That money you just put aside

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2 years

Money aside, what do you need right now ?

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@_alyssssssac

4 months

Khan 🧢 🌟

@Khanstillday

5 months

EVERYONE INCLUDED; Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2023 that you’re proud of?

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@_alyssssssac

2 years

Losing your job and nursing contract because you got caught fucking in the parking lot while on the clock is wild. Make better choices

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@_alyssssssac

5 months

Fun fact: went to middle school with him (he’d already been on That’s So Raven so we all knew who he was) and he was an asshole. I remember the day he got jumped cause he said some shit and ol boy never came back

the guy with the green hair

@AlexJayeSINGER

5 months

Ima tell my son he was Kevin Hart

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9 months

Money absolutely does buy happiness. It buys peace of mind. Less to stress about when money isn’t an issue.

Number One🥇

@numberonetweep

9 months

What opinion about money will have you like this?

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1 year

Like

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@JuniorByName

1 year

How can I stress if I’m already strose?

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@_alyssssssac

7 months

This the lamp from Aladdin

Cayman Juue🐊👽

@DesignatdSmoker

7 months

Ladies, since y’all know every dam thing, what’s this?

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@_alyssssssac

3 months

This is sad to see happening in real time.

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@_alyssssssac

3 years

“You gon look so pretty with my dick in your mouth” Me:

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3 years

Telling people “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” <<<<<<<< I don't want to be “stronger” anymore. I need rest. What doesn't kill you tried to kill you.

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9 months

This is a disgusting thing to say. Gtfoh

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@_alyssssssac

2 years

I miss missionary sex. Just laying there like this while he does all the work

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@_alyssssssac

9 months

I’m “sick” of going to work. How bout that

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@jayjaybrown97

9 months

Taking "sick leave" when you are not unwell is fraud

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@_alyssssssac

9 months

To the mf who just tried to book an airbnb for $513 using my card info: haha, I don’t even have that much in my account BITCH

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25 days

What imma eat?

II HANDS II HEAVEN 🙌🏽

@HesooGroovy

27 days

Black People in the US .. yall ever thought about moving to the UK ??

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1 year

This thread is so cute, it’s making me SICK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Inari NOT Briana .

@inaribriana

1 year

Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!

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8 months

Went into a patient’s room this morning to take vitals and give medication: Me: good morning [redacted]! Wow, your eyes are so blue today, they’re so beautiful! Patient: KNIGGER! 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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7 months

My oldest was upset with me because I said I was too tired to do more things (we were at a school event) and she let it be known our whole way home. It seemed like her issue with me was deeper than that so I asked her “what can I do that you think would make me a better mommy to…

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4 months

Midwest Madness 𝕏

@MidwestMadDog

4 months

What is your first thought, when you see Scottie Pippen?

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9 months

Someone on tiktok asked why there isn’t a national registry for domestic abusers like there’s one for sex offenders. The answer is quite simple. Because cops would more than likely make up 80+ percent of the registry and would no longer be considered employable under that…

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3 months

That generation of parents are so inept of emotional intelligence and it’s disheartening. The gaslighting, manipulation, deflection and denial is ridiculous. And it makes me sad that it’s a generational thing that many of us related to and not a couple of isolated incidents.

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@_alyssssssac

3 years

When Wale said “the better my effort, the wetter her treasure” it’s a lot of you that ignored that wisdom

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7 months

Does THE PROCESS know I’m trusting it???????

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7 months

@Notdojaaa Looney tunes ass injury 😭😭😭😭😭

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@_alyssssssac

4 years

Ummmmm I won’t tell the story, but here’s the before and after pic 🥴

tall spice

@bigbodybae

4 years

What is your worst drunk story? 🧐👇🏽

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6 months

1) A fucking break 2) The will to live 3) A second to breathe 4) Mental Stability 5) Financial Stability 6) A fuck to give 7) Coffee money

Mr. Da Silva

@_Rizzer

6 months

Wa y'all want for Christmas?

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@_alyssssssac

1 year

I can’t believe only 26% of people have a “narrator” in their head… and I’m one of them 🥴 I thought everybody had that

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2 years

This might be one of my favorite blues

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3 years

If you don’t think Black people are the funniest people on the planet (no pun intended), YOU’RE WRONG I lost it at the sun screaming and I’ve been dying ever since 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Sunflowers are my favorite 🥹🌻

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@_alyssssssac

2 years

Idk man. I’ve been DANGEROUSLY horny at times but not enough to risk my job or my license. Geezus

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@_alyssssssac

3 years

I suck at flirting. Can we just fuck?

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8 months

The only wagon you’ll ever see me post on here again

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@_alyssssssac

5 months

But Tamir Rice, a TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY, was shot within seconds of police showing up because he was deemed a “threat”. Okay.

Wild content

@NoCapFights

5 months

At what point does the cop start to "feel threatened" I wonder

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3 years

Black people really are everything. If you don’t like us, you a raggedy bitch and you missin out

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@callmehuie

3 years

just cuz it’s Black History Month: CUE THE MUSIC 🔥

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3 years

It’s been too long 😭

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8 months

To this DAY, this shit has me in tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

demotivational speaker.

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8 months

What’s the wildest insult you’ve read on here?

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7 months

Definitely my favorite 🧡

dash is watching satc (s4) • they/them

@thedigitaldash_

3 years

show me your favorite hotel picture

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2 years

Video stills might be my favorite 🧡

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7 months

Thank you for the kind words and the ideas. I really do appreciate it. I just want to add if you’re new here: I work 2 jobs, 6-7 days a week. I work night shifts, some as long as 16 hrs. I’m also a full time nursing student. My time is limited and virtually non existent.

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2 years

Good pussy doesn’t come with strife…

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@_alyssssssac

8 months

This one 😭😭😭

xanax in cinnabon (ali)

@xanabon

1 year

tell me a Vine you’ve never been able to get out of your head

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@_alyssssssac

7 months

If I say the latter, some will comment saying they want me or I’m phishing & I’m gonna get texts with the same shit. But I stand on it; you don’t want me, you want to fuck me. And if you want more than to just fuck me, you only want what your idea of me is.

𝒜𝓁𝓁𝓎 ᥫ᭡

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7 months

Are you single by choice or nobody wants you?

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3 years

At least it’s Friday

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3 years

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9 months

@spicebae_ She was sooooo nasty about the whole thing. Ain’t fw her since lol

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4 years

Look ma, no hands

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4 years

ALL THE CANCER IS GONE. THEY GOT ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve never felt so relieved 😭😭😭😭😭😭 thank you to everyone that’s prayed for me and/or wished me well/sent positive vibes. Man, I’m so thankful. The best Tuesday of my life fr.

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3 years

Hi 🤍

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2 years

Who let me and @bigbodybae cut up like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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7 months

Lmfaoooooo it won’t leave 😭😭😭😭

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@_alyssssssac

7 months

Minding my own business and here they come, just nosey af 😭

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3 years

Bout to burn this motherfucka down like I'm Left Eye

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@_alyssssssac

3 months

@LikeSayFacade my mom literally says the SAME. EXACT. THING. My response: and will 💅🏽

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@_alyssssssac

3 years

Khloe Kardashian has so much nerve talking about people who are overweight and unhappy as if she didn’t have the luxury to get her stomach fat suctioned and filtered to be injected into her ass. The gull.

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2 years

If you can’t be genuine with me, leave me alone. I have no ulterior motive. I just wanna love and be loved.

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8 months

3) she’s a stroke victim in her 80s and it is absolutely insane to me that she’s hemiplegic and can barely talk but she made sure she could call me out my name. It’s not the first time (by others, not her) this has happened, I’m sure it won’t be the last.

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2 months

If the steak is good, no sauce is needed

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What's the best sauce to put on steak?

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8 months

How it started. How it ended.

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2 years

Sweetheart 💕

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27 days

Somebody said thick?

Wavynomics

@bruhjaa405

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It’s Thick Thursday tho…..

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3 years

I jumped on the cross wrap bandwagon 🍑

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8 months

2) people saying why am I complimenting yts in the first place - I have to start my med pass at 5 am and NOBODY is happy when I go in there that early and wake them up, so it helps to be a just litttttttle more nice than usual. For her, will I do that again? Absolutely not.

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7 months

“What you built like?” Me:

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@_alyssssssac

2 years

Pierced nipples thread? 👀

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@_alyssssssac

2 years

Titty men >>>>>

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3 months

@Miss_Mielle I agree. I think he wants so badly for her to take some accountability so they can repair their relationship instead of it always being this sort of content, but she’s not interested at all. I think this being his content is him seeking validation in his own right

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3 months

@gypsssyyyy I would’ve cried so hard cause HUH????? I’m so sorry 😭

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@_alyssssssac

9 months

1.) Vision and Dental insurance not being covered under health insurance. 2.) Nothing should be sold for profit if it’s absence can kill you: food, water, healthcare. A system where people can die because they’re unable to access these resources, needs to be dismantled.

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8 months

I’ve said it before and I’ll stand on it til I die: Florida.

Murphy⚜️

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8 months

15. What state would you NEVER want to live in? 😭

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8 months

@IceQuebe_ At 5:18 am lmaooo

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8 months

I just woke up and saw this is making its rounds 🥴 a couple things to address: 1) I said “wow, what a disgusting thing to say to someone who is here to help you,” walked out and charted the interaction. When morning shift came in, I made them aware that I had locked up their…

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Still really proud of myself. Did it while working full time, a single mom of two. Working 70+ hours a week, including my externship. And got Honors. I fucking did that. Can’t wait til I get my RN ❤️🩺

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@_alyssssssac

6 months

Always a maid of honor, never a bride 🧡

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3 years

Ginger Bae 🧡

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3 years

I was dry heaving just opening this but…. I passed my test!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 years

Birthday behavior ✨

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2 years

Men talk themselves out of pussy everyday, b.

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1 month

This is 30 🖤🥂 Accepting birthday drinks all month long $alyssachanter 🥳

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@_alyssssssac

3 years

You gon wear them titty tops every time you go out? Abso-fucking-lutely.

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@_alyssssssac

8 months

It’s all gonna pay off. It’s all gonna pay off. It’s all gonna pay off. It won’t always be like this. It won’t always be like this. It won’t always be like this.

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2 years

Happy Thursday from @_anniyya and I 🤪

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@_alyssssssac

3 years

One year ago today, Ahmaud Arbery was murdered by two wh*te men as he jogged through a neighborhood. He was only 25 years old. One year later and justice has yet to be served, despite some policy changes (too little too late). You should still be here.

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2 months

I just got my first full paycheck from my new hospital. Maybe the exhaustion is worth it cause I’ve never been paid like this before

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1 year

Today is my first day towards obtaining my Bachelor’s of Science in Nursing. I can’t wait until my next graduation photos are of me with my BSN sash 🤍

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1 year

Two years ago 🖤

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@_alyssssssac

8 months

I GOT THE SCHOLARSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ITS MORE THAN WHAT I THOUGHT IT’D BE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so thankful for this, and to be seen, heard and recognized for everything I’m working hard towards and for. It’s gonna be a good day, man. Happy Friday 🥲🧡

Felon Degeneres

@_alyssssssac

8 months

You guys… I finished my interview and as I was walking out and about to turn the corner, I heard the head of the committee say “I don’t think I’ve ever met a more perfect candidate. She’s admirable”. I’m now sobbing in my car.

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2 years

Media update that isn’t me at work ✨

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3 years

These new scrubs are tighter than I expected. I think I’m close to 200 now 😭

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8 months

An angel, if I do say so myself

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3 years

Rihanna did something with this #SavageXFenty

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3 years

Last one of the night ⚜️

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7 months

I’m gonna be muting this since it’s taking off and I’m over it and all the notifications. A couple things: I work as much as I do because I HAVE to. My paychecks to do not do anything but pay my bills; I have consolidated my bills, including taking them out of a daycare that…

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