United fans when Ronaldo misses pre season because his daughter is sick in hospital:
United fans when Rashford missed pre season to party with sluts and rappers in America:
Let me get this straight
De Gea and Ronaldo were the problems. He's "sorted it"
Shaw is the best LB in the world
Rashford should get the Ballon d'Or
Bruno is the best 10
Our CBs are world class
We have the best midfield
... So why can't Ten Hag win the League this season?
🚨🗣️ Ole Gunnar Solskjær says he was limited to three new main signings every season. He signed off on it before he became manager.
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Everyone wants De Gea gone when he makes a mistake.
But nobody wants Luke Shaw gone when he makes one.
Funny that.
I didn't see any tweets begging for Shaw to be sold after he cost us against Brighton.
*Ronaldo's baby dies and he plays for us 3 days later*
"What a fucking parasite. He's the problem. Fuck him off immediately."
*Rashford goes to another country to get drunk and fuck some whores and then misses training*
"He needs counselling 💔"
You lot make me fucking sick.
Ratcliffe SAVED The Glazers by the way.
Sheikh Jassim was ready to fuck them out. But our doormat fans didn't put enough pressure on them.
This is on the fans.
Now they're celebrating Ratcliffe 🤡
It's time we all admit that we done him dirty.
The only thing Erik Ten Hag has on him is an easy Carabao Cup run.
Ole had the misfortune of playing Man City in the semi's.
If it wasn't for that, he would've won the exact same. And he wouldn't have spent 400m to do it.
Rashford is an absolute embarrassment
So is Sancho, so is Shaw, so is anyone who's on holiday, flashing their money on Instagram after City won a Treble
These lot should have their contracts terminated.
Giggs, Keane, Scholes would never act like this. THATS the difference 🫵
Football is actually dead.
If you truly believe that Coventry had an advantage from THIS, I don't know what to fucking tell you.
You're beyond help.
Get rid of VAR. Football was more fun before.
"BuT wHO dO wE HiRE?!?!??!"
Let's see.
Premier League/5x Serie A/FA Cup winner Conte
3x CL winner Zinedine Zidane
Treble winner Hansi Flick
World Cup winner Joachim Low
4x Ligue 1 winner Laurent Blanc
Premier League/FA Cup/Euros winner Roberto Mancini
Want me to continue?
Martial is the scapegoat now that they can't blame Pogba, Ronaldo, De Gea, Sancho, Casemiro or Varane I see.
Anything that lets Dr. Marcus Rashford MBE off the hook.
Brozovic, Ronaldo, Telles and Mane are all better than what we have in those positions.
Ronaldo is better than all of our strikers.
Mane is better than all of our wingers.
Brozovic is better than Mount/Eriksen
Telles is better than Shaw.
Before Ten Hag came here, they said he was the next Pep
They said he would play the football Pep plays. Tiki Taka, possession dominant. We've seen absolutely none of that.
The football is no different to Ole's. Counter attacking, get the ball to Rashford and hope for the best.
I need a Kobbie Mainoo disasterclass of a debut.
I don't even care.
The way this fanbase is hyping him up is laughable.
Give me a red card and an own goal to bring them back to reality.
I'll be there no matter what.
Ronaldo loses a child and misses pre season because his other child was sick in hospital.
But Sancho can get fat as fuck and get a three month vacation during the season
Greenwood can beat up his missus and get paid millions for it
Both are welcomed back with open arms.
🎙️Journalist: "It’s not just three points today, but it’s three points that put you within a point of the top four."
🎙️Ange Postecoglou: "If I’m not mistaken, we are three points off the top.” 🇦🇺👀
Hojlund celebrated harder than Macheda who literally won us the League 💀
The fans celebrated harder going 6th too.
Joke of a club. Joke of a fanbase. We are finished.
Only when De Gea leaves, will people remember how much we fucked up.
I watched us struggle to replace Schmeichel for years. Even World Cup winner Barthez struggled.
Schmeichel, VDS and De Gea are the only ones who could hold that GK position down.
Ten Hag is a good enough manager to win a Cup
But he'll never be good enough to challenge for Premier League's and Champions League's.
Or install a culture.
He can leave United with his head up high after winning 2 trophies in 2 seasons.
Ole can't say that.
Every penny.
He raised the standards. Then Ten Hag came in and lowered them again.
Ole was expected to win the League when Ronaldo was here.
Now he's gone? They're happy with Top 4. AGAIN.
My barber is a United fan and he was talking to me about how letting Varane leave was the right call and how we should build the squad around Mainoo, Hojlund and Garnacho
Oh, and he said he would keep Ten Hag.
That's the last €20 that doormat is getting from me.
Imagine Sancho apologized
He'd be sitting 8th in the table, coming off the bench in the 85th minute with Amad in a 4-0 loss to Crystal Palace
Luckily, he's in a Champions League final instead
Moral of the story: Always stand up for yourself and take no shit from anybody.
Just incase you need reminding...
Beating Pep in a Champions League final isn't enough for these doormat fans to want Tuchel.
But beating Pep in an FA Cup final is enough for them to want Ten Hag.
Most braindead fanbase on the planet.
They blamed Pogba
They blamed Lukaku
They blamed Ronaldo
Now they're blaming De Gea
You lot deserve this. Every last bit of it.
Enjoy your Harry Maguire, Luke Shaw, Marcus Rashford and Scott McTominay.
Let's see if they win the Treble without these "problems" shall we?
Same Michael Owen 3 years ago, said Ole Gunner Solskjaer is unfit to manage Manchester United.
Now he is saying the same for Erik Ten Hag.
He will do the same to the next manager in 2 years' time.
I hope ineos this time won't fall for it.
Bruno Fernandes & Rashford were involved in 70/109 of
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goals last season. I don’t understand why some Man Utd fans think they are one of our biggest problems right now.
•Rashford is the only Man Utd attacker that has goals in him (goals win you games). While his defensive
Why not?
Juventus sacked Allegri after winning the Coppa Italia last week
Chelsea sacked Conte after winning the FA Cup
We sacked Van Gaal after winning the FA Cup
So why can't we?
Cry me a river.
He's getting paid by the club to pretend to support us.
Jose was right.
None of you lot give a fuck about Schweinsteiger. You just wanna dig in on Mourinho.
Want proof? You are bashing Casemiro every day and he is miles better.
Was disrespected and treated so badly by the club, kept it away from the media and still loves United so much to date.
My respect and love for Basti just went up. 🫡❤️
Dear INEOS,
Don't listen to these twats. They just get emotionally attached to every manager because they have no father figure in their lives.
Kind regards,
Your resident Alpha
Dear INEOS,
We, the vast majority of fans, would like to express our heartfelt desire for Erik ten Hag to remain at the helm of our beloved club next season. We understand that this season has been challenging, with more than 60 separate cases of injury and illness throughout
You lot backed these owners and these players over the greatest player to ever wear the Red shirt
Shame on all of you. I don't know how you can look at yourselves in the mirror
"It’s like they listen to one thing and in two minutes they have already forgotten it, and they do whatever they think it’s better. This is why I say, I like to lead by example. And some, they follow me… but most of them, no. They don’t care." Ronaldo on teammates November 2022
Ten Hag will get sacked by Christmas
And rightfully so
His vision stinks. His football stinks. Everything about this guy STINKS.
Until we hire a strong manager like Conte, Simeone, Zidane or Allegri, we will NEVER EVER EVER EVER be back. I promise you that.
If De Gea is the problem, I expect us to win a League title next season.
Or at least a Champions League.
I mean, he's the problem right? So if Onana wins the Carabao Cup, it's nothing special. De Gea won that. He won the FA Cup too.
So I'm expecting big things ☺️☺️☺️
Just to be clear.
6th-8th place is good enough for the Muppets in our fanbase to want Ten Hag to stay
But a Champions League title and 3 League titles isn't good enough to want Thomas Tuchel appointed.
A Premier League, FA Cup and 4 Serie A's isn't enough to want Conte either.
Imagine Casemiro made that mistake
The timeline would be flooded with tweets about how he's "finished" and "past it" and how we need to sell him
Because a 19 year old did it, it's "poor him. Mistakes happen. Chin up buddy"
Disgusting hypocrites.
Proud to say I've never turned my back on Cristiano Ronaldo
After the year he's had, it was never a possibility.
I wish every United fan could say the same... but sadly they're too busy sucking off the leeches at our club who have been stealing a living for years.
Manchester United is the only club that would say Ronaldo, Pogba, Casemiro and Varane aren't good enough in a team that has Marcus Rashford, Scott McTominay, Harry Maguire and Luke Shaw.
Most braindead fanbase on the planet. And it isn't even close.
It should've been a red flag when Ronaldo said he didn't rate him
This is the greatest of all time we are talking about here.
He would've never said this about Conte, Allegri, Zidane, Simeone, Ancelotti, Mourinho etc
That's the standard of manager we SHOULD have.
Real Madrid are busy winning Champions League's and signing Kylian Mbappe and we can't even decide if we want to keep a manager who finished 8th
Absolutely embarrassing.
“The stuff that gets written about me — 90% of it is false. The problem is when people start to believe them.”
Marcus Rashford opens up on his journey, the media and his hopes for the rest of the season.
"We can't keep sacking managers"
Real Madrid in the last 10 years:
Jose, Ancelotti, Benitez, Zidane, Lopetegui, Solari, Zidane, Ancelotti
Bayern in the last 10 years:
Heynckes, Pep, Ancelotti, Heynckes, Kovac, Flick, Nagelsmann, Tuchel
All these Alpha managers available and I'm hearing names like McKenna, Potter, Southgate, Frank and De Zerbi
Our fans are absolutely disgusting.
They want the club to suffer. They don't want trophies. They just want a Glazer puppet.
They're worse than The Glazers.