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4-7pm on Radio X. Don't worry... I'll take it from here. Contact: presenters @independenttalent .com

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@Johnnyvaughan
Johnny Vaughan
1 year
State of the art clown.
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1 year
Things I miss from action films: 1) Quicksand 2)Baddies throwing sand in the good guys eyes during fight. 3) Ropes fraying 4) Injured men saying “leave me” 5) river fights. What do you miss?
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1 year
So Putin will target our infrastructure, eh. How will we know?
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4 months
When did quiz show contestants start "locking in" answers? What happened to just answering a sodding question? Jim Bowen would be disgusted.
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6 years
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember Them. (This photo appears by kind permission of Peter Macdiarmid. It was on the front of the Independent about 20 years…
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1 year
The Men Of The Kickabout return for the 2023 season. 11am-1pm @RadioX Saturday. A mazy drivel around the cones of sport. Don’t mess with the baldies. #RollTide @arnettwill @JeremyClarkson @_bryce_young @MichelleObama
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1 year
In my younger days I used to wonder who the hell was buying all that wine down at the off-license. Having emptied my bin on a Monday I’m wonder how there’s any left.
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6 years
Happy Christmas!
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Oh yes! Merry Christmas from the whole @johnnyvaughan gang!
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1 year
Despite the best efforts of the extra-terrestrial community over the weekend my new podcast launches today. Alien Kidnap Club is out there on @GlobalPlayer or wherever you get your podcasts.
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@Johnnyvaughan
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7 years
I need your help guys - let's put Holmes under the hammer! @RadioTimes
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Radio Times
7 years
Is your favourite ever breakfast TV presenter @AntheaTurner1 ? Cast your vote in our poll!
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1 year
Saw these at Heathrow before security. Really tough on anyone travelling from the 1980’s.
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1 year
@Vik_lloyd67 Things not to wear if you’re sensitive: Number 1….
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9 months
@tobytarrant Sure. Sure. Sure. And if you take every Premiership won by Liverpool it would still have an asterisk by it.
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7 years
#PretendItLikeBeckham I call this face ARRRRRR Join our search for a 2nd facial expression for David Beckham with @RadioX
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1 year
@tobytarrant Punctuate Toby’s tweet to win a car.
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1 year
Politics aside - The new MOTD format really works on a Sunday morning. So chilled to watch in bed.
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6 years
Totally dreadful x-mas decorations spotted in the office - can you beat these? #baddecs
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4 years
Good luck Harry. Enjoy your freedom.
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1 year
When did @petercrouch join Westlife?
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4 years
Happy Birthday tabithavaughan_ I cannot believe you are 20 today. Where has the time gone? gucci So so so so proud of you. All my love. Dad. Xxxx
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1 year
Winner of our gender neutral Lords Prayer competition is listener Tim for “To Whom it may concern, who art in heaven…” Thanks Tim.
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1 year
“The Old Paisley Paradox: When you buy a new pair of scissors and realise the only way you can get into the packaging is with the pair of scissors you have just purchased”. Cheshire Ian took Saturdays freestyle “Ol’ Mexican Handbag”.Find out today’s MH #4til7thang @RadioX
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6 years
Today's #MexicanHandbag "The Ol' Glaswegian Sneaker" but what is it? I reckon a hangover that sneaks up on you late morning but what do you think? @RadioX
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1 year
Cuban airport security a bit more route 1. Yet still, I feel sorry for martial artists.
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1 year
@Baddiel What do you mean “what if?”
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7 years
Sometimes I fantasise.. Another great night with the legendary 'Roses @ClubWembley @wembleystadium
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1 year
Just laying down the laws to start the new year @RadioX #4til7Thang . In James’ house whoever gets the bay leaf in their bolognese does the dishes. In Tom’s house whoever buys cheap cat food empties the litter tray. And @WoodmanGav ’s house “Shoes on” #themstherules what r yours?
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1 year
I can’t stop thinking about all the things that would have to go wrong before Sir Cliff is asked to “fill”.
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Johnny Vaughan
7 years
They used to make the sort of music people would buy. Now they make it for the sort of people who buy music.
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Johnny Vaughan
7 years
#FrankieDettori will be back at Newmarket tomorrow. Racing legend He has also has massive huggablity. @NewmarketRace
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7 years
Gambled on a Bloody Mary made with 2 year old tomato juice concentrate. Sell by dates:don't believe the hype. #newmarketraces
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8 years
Finished in time for the ol Mexican happy hour. (6pm - 7am) #mexico #sandcastles
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8 years
Print. Frame. Put on bedside table. Win hearts and minds.
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Johnny Vaughan
7 years
Where else did you get David Bowie in a shed?
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1 year
Fresh Orange Juice often isn’t.
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Johnny Vaughan
9 years
Anyone else in Twitter world think that divorce is a bit like being liberated by the red army? You're free but it's a bit shit.
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1 year
“Gen Z think that Donkey Jackets is just another charity”. Carl from Essex on 4-7Thang.
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1 year
Teachers: take action during half term by turning up at school.
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1 year
I think luxury cars makers need to freshen up there branding to reflect buyers. This would include: Bentley Tyrant @WoodmanGav Rolls Royce Plutocrat and Aston Martin Dilettante. Your suggestions please. Luxury marques only.
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Todays Ol’ Mexican Handbag on #4til7Thang @RadioX what is the Ol Dundee Valentine? So far: a bigamist, a horrid love bite, a court summons. Whaddya reckon @radiox )
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7 years
With one of the stars of @hearingdogsawards . ToughJohn isn't given to tears - but as a lover of…
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St George's day - the most low key patron saints day of the home nations day - and no wonder: what have the English ever done for us? @RadioX
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Johnny Vaughan
7 years
The exact spot where Bruce Lee clocks Chuckus Norrus in The Way Of The Dragon. I love the classics.
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Johnny Vaughan
5 years
Seth Rollins on RadioX Breakfast. He can handle Brock Lesnar. He beat Triple H, but TJ...? Yeah right. @wwerollins
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Johnny Vaughan
6 years
The show is live from the @OldBankFleetSt for @history today! #4 -7thang
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Lovely spot for a Friday radio show! #4 -7Thang @radiox @Johnnyvaughan @WoodmanGav
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1 year
Just watching Harry and Meghan on Netflix and suddenly I understand: it’s Regis envy.
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Johnny Vaughan
6 years
Beer can chicken Weber style. The convected heat goes round and round.
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Johnny Vaughan
7 years
Quick sartorial question: What t-shirt should you wear after assassinating Kim Jong-un's half-brother?
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1 year
@GaryLineker Puts a ceiling on unbridled joy. Only have it when it’s instant and perfect. Humans don’t need help fucking up decisions.
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Johnny Vaughan
7 years
I call this #PretendItLikeBeckhamface from @WoodyHarrelson 'Really' - our search for a 2nd face for David Beckham continues on @RadioX
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7 years
#game4grenfell The two sweetest, sugarest, doughnuts on earth. The Woodman and I talking like…
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Johnny Vaughan
8 years
England made up of players who can turn chances into goals. Sadly they lack players who can create those chances. All demand no supply.
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8 years
What happens when a Zika mosquito bites a Russian athlete? Who wins? Who gets the weirder offspring? ...
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Johnny Vaughan
8 years
Just some good ol' boys Backstage on Saturday..
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1 year
@dannywallace He’s like a state of the art clown.
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5 years
Me n the band rockin’ hard. Note: radical use of the shuffle-shimmied-shlide. Close your eyes, I am music. @ Le Marais -Paris 4 ème
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There's no such thing as a free App.
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1 year
Cameron Mackintosh has ordered a dear cull on his Scottish estate, claiming residents were being cornered by stags. I suspect he’s being theatrical.
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Johnny Vaughan
7 years
Great tips this week.
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7 years
Royally chuffed! Owning in pastel. 👑
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7 years
Back at RadioX today after 2 days off. Big thanks to Anthony Bennett ,50, (no relation) and…
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7 years
Trick it is!!!! Little Si picks the right chair on 4-7 Thang @radiox . "You can't go wrong…
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Johnny Vaughan
8 years
If you're truly British you should hate fascism. For a start, it's far too foreign.
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2 months
Do not use podpoint. They seem to exist only so their dissatisfied ripped off customers will become adverts for petrol engines. #bppulse are bad enough but #podpoint are shockers. #EV
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8 years
Watched 20 minutes of Game of Thrones last night. First time ever. It's like The Only Way is Wessex. #gameofthrones
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6 years
No doubting the manliness of this little set up.…
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6 months
@implausibleblog Show us the torn card please. We demand proof.
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Johnny Vaughan
1 year
@louieruvolo What do you have for breakfast these days?
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Johnny Vaughan
7 years
Whatever you’re betting on, its a dead cert you can bet on me DJ’ing at 6.30pm at @NewmarketRace tomorrow.
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7 years
Had 'em locked down at the main pool Hard Rock Tenerife. Hold tight. Big love to Big Steve.…
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1 year
@WoodmanGav @richardajkeys They want flogging - all the way to the guillotine.
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1 year
They should be on stools miming.
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Johnny Vaughan
10 months
Why I worry about the High Street. @HamleysOfficial all tills on the @Barbie floor closed. Good thinking. Place was rammed. The escalator to the floor you could pay on was broken. They weren’t expecting a rush?
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8 years
A ruddy lovely evening last week with @JT26Official at the #LFA16 which raised £210,000 for @willow_fdn !
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6 months
@tobytarrant @Pipskin You spoil that Mrs of yours.
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7 years
Greggs give their sausage rolls the hard sell with these big impact product shots. Daniel Craig…
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7 years
Why does the collar of my jacket curl down like that? Like a Dodgy lower lip. Why won't it…
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6 months
Closing Crown PO's takes an absolute essential community asset from an already depleted high street and forces the more vulnerable to travel or who can’t to have big issues. Please sign the petition:
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8 years
Hope all the neutrals are going to get right behind Switzerland tonight..
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1 year
@mickquinn1089 And how money isn’t a problem anymore.
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9 months
@ChrisGPackham Did you have sniff?
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1 year
@_EmmaSnow @bbcemt Breakfast TV. I don’t know what’s duller: doing it or watching it.
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1 year
@DbroughtonDanny He skipped knee day.
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3 months
Discussing films you've watched many times one @radiox listener told us they can't watch Sean Of The Dead after they reach the Winchester. What's the #winchesterpoint of your fav multi view film?
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8 years
It's Time To Talk Day – get involved to help mental health discrimination and find out more at #timetotalk #spon
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8 years
Hard to stay neutral with a goal like that but I managed not to react. Outwardly I betrayed no emotion.
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1 year
@GaryLineker @JamesWardProws8 Beatrix Potter would do a better job.
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8 years
Perfect time to start talking about Hodgson's contract. That should motivate the lads. #sweetFA
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5 years
Like a display in East Europe’s starchiest department store.
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5 years
#tbt Hanging with Venus. No offence Leonardo, but it’s still the best bit of work in the Louvre. No queues either.
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Johnny Vaughan
8 years
EU was born on D-Day and it died on B-day. #EUreferendum
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8 years
At best, love is an answer without a question. At worst, a question without an answer. Lager should be served chilled.
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7 years
#throwbackthursday Yes I look like that angry Peperarmi man/creature - but running into a…
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6 years
weber what’s cooking under the famous kettle?
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Johnny Vaughan
7 years
Congratulations to Ryan on a classic Newmarket win. @NewmarketRace
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1 year
I see there’s a Railway Children sequel on Sky Movies. Apparently their old man has been nicked again.
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1 year
Maybe Regina envy…
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8 years
Discovered the meaning of "Mancho" - to just not give a f*** what they say or think and do your thing.
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7 years
We shall be celebrating this house on the 4-7 Thang today. #radioX #4 -7Thang
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