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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

6 months

🚨 Get yourself some tickets to our live podcast at The Clapham Grand every month 🎫

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

Bollocks. Complete bollocks.

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

Felt cute...... might delete later ❤️

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@JoeMarler

5 years

❤️ @IzzyFolau

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 months

Zero points in 92 tests. It’s bollocks from you @dannycare and @MarcuSmith10 - I was walking it in……… if I managed to catch it 😬

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

7 months

We blew it 🌹 x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

It’s finally here, my @skytv documentary #BigBoysDontCry . Frustration, loads of laughs and bucket loads of crying, all of which have made it an incredible experience for me. Hope you enjoy it. And if you don’t, that’s ok, just be kind x Wed 12 May Sky Sports Arena & Download

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2 years

Helmet - you ruined my 100% throwing in record!!! ❤️

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2 years

Just want to apologise to all you supporters for today. I let myself and you guys down. Every time I play for my country I want nothing more than to make you guys proud. Thanks for all the support. Looking forward to bouncing back next week! 🌹❤️

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

🍻 @bvunipola

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

Now that the dust has settled and I’ve finally managed more than 3 hours kip, I just wanted to say thank you. We came up short of our goal, but I am no less proud of what we achieved on and off the field with this…

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

1 year

Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous. In fact it’s complete and utter bollocks.

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

A bet is a bet. Congratulations to @SteveSpeirs4 and your fellow countrymen x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

Always grateful for the opportunity so not an easy decision, but want to do right by my family in these crazy times and won’t be meeting up with the squad for this tournament. Look forward to watching the team rip in. Go well 🌹 x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

The best way to take down the king of social media...... cheat! @jameshaskell

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

Looking forward to getting stuck into the camp and giving it another crack. Thanks for the support. 🌹

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

F**k sake, they must have practiced it loads, it’s not as easy as it looks!!!!!

Barbarian FC

@Barbarian_FC

4 years

Didn't fancy the fine 😆😉 #Baabaas #rugby #rugbyunited #KillikCup 🏆

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

8 months

What an atmosphere that was - not pretty but I guess the warm up games prepared us well 😉……. Fordy masterclass 👏🏻- thank you to all the fans that travelled and all the support back home. Onto the the next x🌹x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

“O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done.” @ChrisRobshaw @Harlequins

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

Nothing new here, happens all over the world.

Paul Eddison

@pauleddison

4 years

Really lovely anecdote about Joe Marler after Le Crunch. Following the game, Marler went to speak to the French coaches to ask about opposing tighthead Mohamed Haouas who was on debut. He then went to the changing room to have a beer with Haouas and give him his jersey. 1/2

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

1 month

This bloke is a fucking HERO x

Russ Cook

@hardestgeezer

1 month

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Stuck in the dark ages still. Apparently they would rather not grow the game………

Championship Rugby

@Champrugby

2 years

BREAKING | @DoncasterKnight and @ealingtfrugby have not met the minimum standards criteria for promotion to the Gallagher Premiership. You can read the full press release from the RFU here: #ChampRugby

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

Helmet

RugbyPass

@RugbyPass

4 years

Maybe his most shocking comments to date

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

Ban 4G pitches

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

And then there were 3! Felix Blue Marler 💙

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

7 months

Eat shit, wank bucket. Let’s catch up soon x 🍋

Andy Goode

@AndyGoode10

7 months

Joe Marler showing a lack of respect for Bill Beaumont and walking straight past without shaking his hand, sums him up really

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

🍼💦💦💦💦 @jameshaskell #Loosehead

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

8 months

I wasn’t joking! @OfficialBHAFC

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

8 months

"I take huge inspiration from Roberto De Zerbi and his mighty Seagulls who did a demolition job on United yesterday" 😂 Joe Marler joked he took inspiration from Brighton for his bizarre headed assist in England's victory over Japan at the Rugby World Cup 🏉

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Decent game that. Decent crowd too. We go again. @EllisGenge

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 months

This is bollocks. Proper bollocks.

Tight Five Rugby

@TightFive_Rugby

4 months

What a stupid passage of play. #BATvGLO

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

Northbound M25 Clacket Lane Services. Gents toilets. Avoid trap 4. BAD.

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Be whatever you want to be x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

Now my liver has recovered, I want to thank @Barbarian_FC for allowing me the honour and privilege to represent a wonderful club. The Barbarian spirit should be treasured more in the professional era. It was a dream come true and it exceeded all expectations. 🐑🐑⚪️⚫️ #paaaaak

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

A man of honour and valour - til next time butt @SteveSpeirs4 ❤️🌹

Steve Speirs

@SteveSpeirs4

2 years

Congratulations England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿… ⁦ @JoeMarler ⁩ - a bet’s a bet big boy 😘

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

Loved being back out there with the boys and amazing to have a full house back……. But god help the person who “superimposed” a belly on this photo of me….. I will find you. #COP26

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

I need that doing ASAP

RugbyPass

@RugbyPass

5 years

Ooooo suits you @JoeMarler

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

“It’s coming home.........” @EnglandRugby 🌹

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

Big Daddy ❤️ @KyleSinckler

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

27 days

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee motherfucking donkey! What a win! 🃏

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 months

What a day to serve up that shit show. Sorry to the travelling Quins faithful - we were a disgrace. Well done @Saracens and @owen_faz on 250 you geriatric bastard!

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

6 years

Celebrating since 9am was it @jameshaskell ?

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

7 months

Brilliant. Ridiculous. Expected. “I didn’t call you Baldy, Baldy.”

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

8 months

Proper test match last night and we are happy to be 2/2. 厳しいテストをしてくれた @japanrugby_jrfu に感謝します 👏🏻🇯🇵 - Thank you to the @englandrugby fans back home as well as the ones that travelled and made it another amazing atmosphere in the stadium. We go again x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Covid can eat shit…… 😤 but it does mean I can go back to my diet of chillis 🌶 and onions 🧅 x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 months

🐻‍❄️ & 🦛

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

They came. We saw. They conquered. Well played @MHR_officiel - Lovely little run in the big boys comp this year, blown away by the away support last week and backed it up today at our gaff. Hope you enjoyed some joué. Happy Easter 🥚 x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

Loving my second chance. It’s all in the facials 🌹 @EnglandRugby

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

A Mitchell always pays his debts 👏🏻- any wagers from anyone else for the decider?

Drew Mitchell

@drew_mitchell

2 years

Ok!! It’s time to pay my debts!! Congratulations @JoeMarler on your winning bet & the @EnglandRugby for squaring up the series. “No half hearted shit!” Well I trust this means we are all square??

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

7 years

Great win with the lads tonight #stayhumble

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

This is bloody exciting! TV gold coming up @jameshaskell ✌🏻

I'm A Celebrity...

@imacelebrity

4 years

4 hours until @jameshaskell tackles the Jungle! 💪 How do you think he'll cope on the rice and beans diet? #ImACeleb

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

1 month

Lift the bloody oversees ban! Get a “minimum cap rule” in place and let the boys play! 🤪

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Keep on counting @amycokayne Love it

Premiership Women's Rugby

@ThePWR

2 years

"AMY STOP COUNTING!" 😂 @amycokayne @HarlequinsWomen @nickheathsport #Premier15s

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

Christ, no one died x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

Change the record Sir Clive - you should be grateful you can “milk the cow” for another 3 years 💤 @CliveWoodward

RugbyPass

@RugbyPass

4 years

"It was like Laurel and Hardy. I know they [Cole and Marler] are on the bench but this is 48 hours from the World Cup final... it wasn't larking around - it was embarrassing" - Clive Woodward pulled no punches in a recent webinar 🥊

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

A bit surreal My book #Loosehead is published today Thank you to everyone who has already ordered it. I hope you enjoy it 🙏🏻

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

🦁 🦁 🦁 Heroes x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Thank you x @Harlequins

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

1 year

Who the hell did they get to advise on this?

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

He’s not 🐐......... but he should definitely be a 🦁...........

Harlequins 🃏

@Harlequins

3 years

🐐 @MarcuSmith10 🐐 #COYQ #LIRvHAR

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

9 games in 7 weeks......... what a bloody fantastic idea that was 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

Jesus Christ - Clattenburg’s response to my question about female referees in football on @talkSPORT this morning was disrespectful and archaic - @SaraCoxRef leading the way with the way the world should be.

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

🦔 🦉 🇯🇵 Dr Doolittle 🦔 🦉 🇯🇵

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Come on then @SteveSpeirs4 - where you at?!

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

❤️ @KyleSinckler #GTP

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

🏉 *Nause alert* Pushing after the scrum collapses to try and convince the ref you’re dominating is cowardly and needs outlawing. *nause over*

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

. @WayneBarnesRef Disappointed you didn’t brandish a yellow card…….. to @dannycare at the weekend, 1st ref not to this season…..

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

Helmet. Proper helmet.

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

A year ago today this bloke royally took the piss out of me - I doff my cap to you geeza @Cheslin_Kolbe11 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 😡

Cheslin Kolbe

@CheslinKolbe

4 years

A year ago today my childhood dream became a reality. Defied the myth.🙏🇿🇦

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

Loved being back at Twickenham. Always an honour. Muchos Gracias. @EnglandRugby 🌹

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

🃏 vs 🐻

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

👏🏻

Drew Mitchell

@drew_mitchell

5 years

YOU are in a fight that YOU chose to be in after YOU broke the terms of YOUR contract, the kids below are in a fight they NEVER wanted to be in & yet YOU think YOU deserve donations more than they do??!! It’s no longer about religion, it’s about YOU and YOUR greed. @IzzyFolau 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 months

🦕 😴

Planet Rugby

@PlanetRugby

2 months

🗣️ "I honestly believe that Borthwick's players had read my pre-match column because they were so quickly out of the blocks." 🤔 Hmmm, we're not so sure Clive... #GuinnessM6N #ENGvIRE

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

@paulafr68963440 Helmet

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

All hail the “Gypsy King” @Tyson_Fury 👑

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

Hero ❤️

C4 Paralympics

@C4Paralympics

3 years

🗣 “This is a story of triumph, this is NOT a story of defeat!” If you watch one thing today, make sure it’s this @EllieRobinsonGB interview. #Tokyo2020

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Arseholes

Paul Williams

@thepaulwilliams

2 years

Look at this from the Worcester owners. As my late grandmother would have said. What a bunch of absolute shit houses. (images via @andymcgeady )

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

Well this should be fun....... 🐑 🐑 @Barbarian_FC

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Trixie Turnover 💄👗👄🌟 @ITV @BluHydrangea_ ❤️ #QueensForTheNight

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

Good luck old maaate @jameshaskell - If you ever need a sparring partner before the big debut I’ll be happy to help ❤️ @BellatorMMA

England teammates James Haskell and Joe Marler scrap on the field...

England teammates but Premiership rivals James Haskell and Joe Marler scrap on the field before making up after the game.Subscribe: http://bit.ly/17YTeL5Twit...

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

Yeh you should really read your invites properly Christopher.

Chris Robshaw

@ChrisRobshaw

5 years

When one of you misread the dress code ....

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

8 years

Ban tackling in school rugby? What a load of bollocks!

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Irish were good. We were bad. Thanks for coming to watch. The sun will come out tomorrow. #marktwain

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

📚 Competition Time! 📚 I’ve got 5 copies of my new book #Loosehead to give away to you lovely people Happy to sign & personalise them for the winners should you so desire! 📚 Follow & Retweet to enter 📚 Ends 29.9.20 at 23:59

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

Can’t wait to have another bash at this! 🌹

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

4 years

Fun. Proper fun 🃏 x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

#RIPCaptainTom

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

Go well men 🌹 @EnglandRugby

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

The 11th best day of my life x

Rugby on TNT Sports

@rugbyontnt

2 years

There can be only one, @JoeMarler ! 😆 This time last year, @Harlequins won the #GallagherPrem and Marler delivered one of the best interviews we've ever seen in any sport! 😂

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

7 years

A very good week. Topped off by beating @TomYoungs87 into @FarmersWeekly #lifegoals

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

9 months

Congratulations @fijirugby “paaak” - gutted we couldn’t get the result for @Courtney_Lawes 💯- huge milestone for a top player. Thanks to the fans for your support, we will try and do better in France x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

8 years

Great to see @ChrisRobshaw is finally getting the public credit he has always deserved 👊

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

You are a wonderful human @LawsEwan - thank you for everything you do for me and the squad xxx

ewan_laws

@LawsEwan

2 years

What a brilliant night. What a club. Thank you @Harlequins . Thank you @JoeMarler x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Rugby is bloody brilliant when it’s played that way! 👏🏻 @Harlequins @ExeterChiefs

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Another reason why Prem Rugby should have relegation…….

Gloucester Rugby 🍒

@gloucesterrugby

2 years

⚠️ Club Statement Gloucester Rugby is extremely disappointed to announce that tonight’s fixture against Worcester Warriors has been cancelled, following a forfeit by the opposition. Full statement 👇

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

3 years

Line Of Duty Finale vibe???

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

Trap update: M25 Cobham services. Male ablutions. Trap 7. BAD. Avoid (unless you’re a scat lover).

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

5 years

Horse shit comment. Why can’t you smile and joke in professional sport?

Russ Petty

@rpetty80

5 years

"..Conor, great guy and all that stuff but he is smiling and joking before the game and I think that's not professional sport.." 😶

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

2 years

@Puggster Alfie…… big love mate ❤️ keep on trucking x

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Joe Marler

@JoeMarler

7 months

@AndyGoode10 And give me a shout if you need a ticket for next week mate - my shout x

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