The awful truth has just struck me… three years at the National Theatre- a season at the RSC.. film credits including Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean.. my own sitcom.. and yet, on here…i’m the bloke who posts letters in a bin of dog shit.. thanks
@rickygervais
🤨
Morning. Wife not happy. I must be careful of what I say from now on. Donald Trump just pops up on telly and my five year old shouts over her weetabix ..” Look dad, that stupid prick’s on again”......... I’ll be whispering at the news in future.....
In my life, The only thing i’ve ever been awarded are points on my driving licence… so to receive an Honorary Fellowship from The University Of South Wales for my contribution to Film and TV has made me soar with pride today..SO PROUD. Thank you 🙏🏻
‘I promise I’ll make you look good this time’ said
@rickygervais
.. I turned up and he said to makeup ‘ stick broken veins, shit glasses and a cold sore on him’.......🤨 ( but for AFTERLIFE... I dun mind... what a show!👍👏)
Every now and again, I like to ( even though I totally expect to lose 500 of you now) remind my followers that Jacob Rees Mog is a TOTAL. Cunt ..
( see you Monday)
Woman in ASDA-“ look forward to seeing you in Gavin and Stacy”
Me- “I never did it”
Woman “yes you did, I watched all of them”.
Me- “ no, I never did that one”
Woman storms off
Me- “Merry Christmas anyway”
Woman, over her shoulder “bloody liar”. I’m full of Xmas cheer now!😉😂🌲
Morning. I woke up in Tenby with this view from my window and the smell of B&B bacon wafting up, and just one thought in my mind.....”How did I get here, I live in Cardiff!”
#MustStopDrinkingGin
THRILLED to announce the TUCKERS will be coming back for a second series. I’ve been writing away and can’t wait share with you what happens next to Glyn, Peggy, Billy, Bobby, Nats,Shaks ( and of course Murphy in the bog !) Thanks to all the fans for the AMAZING support 👍❤️
WHY is Saturday morning full of bloody cooking shows? Where’s Tizwaz? The Bannana Splits? Swap shop? My two are going ape yuh.. they dun want effin tips on sauce reductions.. Whats happened?
A massive THANK YOU to all The Tuckers fans out there, due to you Iot ( loud and many!) and
@BBCWales
,I am chuffed to say I’ve been commissioned to write TWO more series of the show. We’ll film them back to back next year. Our family will see you again soon ! 👍❤️
Well- leg broken but spirit intact. A different sort of New years eve for me… off my tits on tea and Morphine. Rehab in Jan- so see you on the dance floors again soon. From me to you- Have a Cracker- play nice and I’ll see you the other end 😉♥️👍
Okay- Here’s two tomatoes. The one on the left I grew- I watered it, fed it, pruned it, talked to it, nurtured it. The one on the right I just bought in the shop. Green fingers? No.... SHIT Fingers!
Cardiff in lockdown. My little girl devastated that she may not be able to have a few friends to the garden for her 6th birthday. Its heartbreaking to watch. I told her its okay, i’ll just book a table of six for them in the pub- as long as they’re out by ten!! 🤨
Left- me last summer filming with
@rickygervais
. Right- me at weekend drinking beer. Gotta say.... I’m looking better with age! 😉... MASSIVE THANKS FOR ALL YOUR KIND MESSAGES ABOUT MY BIT IN AFTERLIFE 2. 👍
Rare to have all my kids together- Sunday morning walk, Pub Roast booked, A Welsh win yesterday…..God’s in his heaven and all’s well with tbe world… Have a lovely Sunday people…
Kids showered. Towels drying on the balcony. . Pelican inflatable tied down..Sun’s gone softer… the Tapas bar booked..here’s a smug dad about to head out on the lash…happy holidays gang 🕺😘
seen I’ve leaked followers by supporting starving kids being fed in school holidays. let me do a favour to anyone wavering on my opinions on this and tell you to FUCK off now. This is NOT about party politics. its about human decency. (pics of cute animals available elsewhere)
Filming has begun for series 2 and 3 of The Tuckers and we can’t wait to see what Glyn and the rest of the family get up to!
The loveable rogues will be back on screens in 2022!
@SteveSpeirs4
#TheTuckers
@LouisReesZammit
@WelshRugbyUnion
Mate... you must sleep well. You are a star... and please enjoy it... and quite frankly, if you’ve had a girlfriend/boyfriend.. whoever... since teenage years...dump em now... you have SO MUCH shagging to get on with...
Are these fucking idiots the same ones who bought cupboards of bog roll they never wiped their arses on, or shelves of pasta they never boiled and bags of flour they never opened.......? WHAT IS WRONG WITH US!!!?? I’m sad to say I’m ashamed to be a human right now.
Wembley stormed- Leicester Square trashed… and it hasn’t even kicked off! I Was really trying to get behind it and watch tonight… but f**k it…I’m gonna stick a film on instead- The scenes of carnage after it, win or lose, will just upset me. 😔
For all those asking about the next series of TUCKERS…Sadly, Its not been recommissioned. To everyone who followed the lives of Peggy, Billy,Bobby, Nats, Shaks, Lush, Clock , Dawn and Melvyn… THANK YOU 🙏🏻 ( I’m sure Glyn and Murphy are still arguing down that bog as I type)xx
SORRY. Seemed to have caused a bit of a storm here. So, cos I aint got time to respond individually to ANY of you that think The government is “coughing up enough” for the NHS ( that’s an actual quote😂) and that it’s well financed....l’ll say it VERY clearly again- FUCK OFF.😘
Last night our UPSTART CROWE show moved into the Geilgud Theatre on Shaftesbury Avenue. I’ve been in this game a long time- but NEVER appeared in the West End... as I think the excitement on my face outside my dressing room shows! I tried- but couldn’t play it cool 😉😂😂👍👍
Apart from our fantastic win, one of the best things about yesterday was the interview between
@JiffyRugby
and
@Nigelrefowens
... really made my heart happy. Well done fellas 👍
Just realised that I’ve been Boris Bashing recently…( by ‘Boris I mean the lying blondy bloke that runs the country btw… ) . And some followers dun like it. So- to be clear.. if you love him and his little cotton socks… do NOT expect that love here.. the bloke is a total…CU
ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO BE VACCINATED-
I’m helping Cardiff University with a survey- Please answer and help build up the data. Thanks in advance. Appreciated-
1. Do you believe there is a pandemic?
2. Did you refuse to wear a mask?
3. When did you get shit for brains?
This week has been the hardest yet of lockdown. Home schooling/social distancing/same routine -it all really got to me. I felt like a dreadful father, dreadful husband and dreadful friend. It’s only the knowledge I am an AMAZING lover that got me through it.💪. Keep safe all 👍❤️
Some people have pointed out the likeness between me and the great Bill Maynard in my dog shit bin scene in
@rickygervais
‘Afterlife’.. the man is a legend to me… but , SERIOUSLY, a crew member came up to me and said ‘great to see you still working Bill’…. 😬🤣
Now, as is well recorded, I’m a lover not a fighter, a piano shifter not a piano player, and most certainly not a religious man... but if there is a God, he’s definitely outside my garden in North Cardiff tonight practicing with his new paints...( i’ve had three large gins btw)..
Bloody hell- this Twitter forum is getting nastier and more divisive people… can we please get a grip and start to be kind to each other? be empathetic..understanding..and tolerant..( and if you can’t …FUCK OFF..)
Just introduced the kids to hot water bottles in their beds. THEY LOVE IT. And the smell of hot rubber takes me back to Sunday nights at my nan’s…….She used to love burning tyres in the street.
Pissed off tonight-
Took my car to a car wash today..
“ in and out “ I said.
Bloke said “ fifty quid”
“FIFTY ?” I said. “ Twenty it says on the poster”
“ yeah.. but it’s dirty”
“ I wouldn’t have brought it to a car wash if it was fucking clean mate!!”
LUDICROUS..
Booked my first table inside for a pint in a pub in over six months... words like.....’nervous’ ‘ anxious’ ‘ insecure’ ‘trepidation’ ..... must be someone else’s- I can’t fucking wait.......
My first job was with Barbara Windsor. Panto in Hayes. It snowed heavily and I wasn’t sure I’d get back home to Wales for Xmas day. She immediately invited me to hers .. huge heart. A wonderful lady. RIP Babs x ( I did manage to get back btw...)
I shed a tear tonight at the documentary about Rob Burrow and his battle against MND. Such dignity and strength. A humbling watch. A great man. A cruel bastard of a disease.
DELIGHTED TO SAY that my sitcom THE TUCKERS airs network on BBC2 21st July. For those of you who know Glyn, Peggy and gang- please have a watch of them again from the start. And for those who haven’t seen it- please tune in and meet our chaotic, bickering but heartful family 😍🙏🏻
Well, before I go to bed I just want to thank everybody who has sent kind words cos I had a bit of a downer today... but please sleep easy- I’m fine- I always have the happy thought my neck is far bigger than
@rickygervais
... and he’s SO jealous about that.. every cloud eh?
Well, it’s the time of year to say the obvious… WHAT A FUCKING SHITSHOW 2022 HAS BEEN. Keep strong people.. see you the other side- have a good un .. 🎅🏻🎄🕺xx
A MASSIVE thanks to all the amazing staff on ward A6 at Cardiff UHW for sorting my leg and getting me out so quickly on the road to recovery. THANK GOD FOR OUR NHS.. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙- we cant let anyone take it away from us people. ANYONE…… xx
THANK YOU all for my birthday wishes. Made my day. ( And I just love it when the kids are in charge of cake decoration… so much naughty shit on it ♥️🕺🕺xx)
I BELIEVE we can win this tomorrow. I’ve got my alarm set cos I BELIEVE. I’ve even bought fresh coffee and am planning something fancy with bacon and eggs cos I BELIEVE. ( may even cook em like) My kids are being woken cos THEY BELIEVE. The boys in Japan BELIEVE.. you BELIEVE? X
TO ALL US DADS...old dads, young dads, new dads, knackered dads, big dads, small dads, hairy dads, bald dads, brave dads, broke dads, just jumped on and woke dads.....keep smiling fellas- HAPPY FATHERS DAY.
Just got my 5 year old daughter’s maths homework back to the school. ....SMASHED IT!! Results in tomorrow... gotta say I am a little nervous as last week I got 2 out of 5.... she looks at me with pity lately....
Well- never said it as it happened .. but the BBC had to stop my shoot for ten days cos I Got the covid. It wasn’t nice but It was manageable and i got back to work and we finished a job that was 18 months in the making.. thanks to double jabs, science, and our wonderful NHS… ❤️
One more sleep! The third and final series of Ricky Gervais' AFTER LIFE streams on Netflix from tomorrow. Starring this funny man, our very own
@SteveSpeirs4
.