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Joe Bangles CBE MP

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World Cup of Cheese 2024 Round 1 - Group 5 Please vote, like & RT to help get as many votes as possible! #worldcupofcheese2024

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Joe Bangles CBE MP

@JoeBangles11

3 years

I have hated my body for a long time but couldn't be happier now the gyms are back open! 12 weeks of hard work but the hard work is paying off (long way still to go!) Feb 2nd 241lbs May 2nd 194lbs

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Exactly 3 years ago today (my phone likes to remind me of these things). Back when I was single, a massive binge drinker and 240lbs. If I was told that 36 months later I would find the love of my life, get married, have a beautiful daughter, lose 50lbs, be tee-total and be…

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2 years

Say hello to Orla - the most precious little girl in my world. Born at 3:57am - 6lbs 1oz x

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2 years

I've hated by body and struggled with my weight for over a decade, fluctuating by 4st (56lbs/25kg) every year. Since meeting Kirsty, I'm alcohol free, happier than I've ever been & 60lbs lighter. Feb 2nd 21 241lbs Feb 13th 181lbs

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

You can't please everyone.

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

I just married the love of my life.

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@JoeBangles11

4 years

If you want to know the favourite cheeses of Lords, Ladies, Comedians, Writers, Chefs, Cosmologists, Actors and more, you've come to the right place! @Lord_Sugar @JohnCleese @afneil @ProfBrianCox

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

My step-daughter, Savanna, just came home from her Dad's and gave me a card. I'm a very lucky man.

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@JoeBangles11

9 months

I've had the pleasure of seeing hundreds of comedians live over the years from Ricky Gervais, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle, Jim Jefferies, Frankie Boyle, Bill Burr, and many others whose comedy can sometimes be seen as offensive, crude or unfunny. If I don't like their comedy, I will…

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@JoeBangles11

10 months

@labourlewis Of all of the things you could tweet in support of in the trans community, you choose to openly support child abuse. Shame on you.

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@JoeBangles11

3 months

I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!

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@JoeBangles11

11 months

@OliLondonTV @Howlark1 I never understand tweets like this. Cheery picking photos to somehow suggest you're aware of an individual's feelings or 'levels of joy' to make a non-point about people who transition is just lazy. If they say they're happy, I have no reason to disbelieve them.

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

4hrs 34mins. Marathon Done! The best thing I've ever done other than meeting Kirsty, Savanna & Orla. Thank you everyone for your support!

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@JoeBangles11

3 months

I've asked THOUSANDS of people for their favourite cheese. I've asked Netanyahu, the Kremlin's offical account, Trump, Biden, every MP from every party (pretty much). The only rule I have for my cheese question is that I don't discriminate on who I ask. I don't care about…

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@JoeBangles11

3 years

So......I'm going to be a Dad & I can't wait! xxx

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

Kirsty said YES! 💍

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@JoeBangles11

3 months

Some strange folk on here.

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@JoeBangles11

17 days

There are some extremely unpleasant people on here, however there is nothing a single one of them could say that would be able to break my spirit.

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@JoeBangles11

10 months

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Trophy hunters are cunts.

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@JoeBangles11

4 years

A HUGE thank you to @piersmorgan who has kindly invited me onto the show via a video call at 8:40am tomorrow to discuss "what is your favourite cheese?", "celeb replies" and maybe a plug for my World Cup Of Cheese! ❤️🧀 Who would have thought it! 😂🧀

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

Never known a love like it ❤️

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

I'm feeling the love tonight.

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@JoeBangles11

9 months

@JebraFaushay The upper body and core strength required to do this is super impressive! I go to the gym 5 times per week and ran this years London marathon and I have no doubt that I wouldn't be able to do this. Rather than mocking someone who is trying, retweet something positive.

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

I've been a West Ham fan for 35 years and I hope I never see Kurt Zouma wear the shirt again. Some may say that's overkill but hurting harmless animals is unforgivable and at 27 it can't be chalked up to age/maturity.

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@JoeBangles11

5 months

@guideforlovers What a vacuous question. You have a platform of over 300k follows and you could use it to elevate and celebrate people. Instead you stoop to this? To me, this woman in beautiful, and I'm sure she's also a nice person and doesn't deserve to be subjected to this. Do better.

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

Day 1 at home..... A quick pic as a reminder to myself in a few weeks, when I'm sleep deprived, that Orla was a sleeping angel.

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

I am one lucky man. ❤️

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@JoeBangles11

2 months

Could you all please join me on wishing Orla a Happy 2nd Birthday!

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@JoeBangles11

12 days

Kirsty is at work so I'm babysitting tonight. I know many fathers see babysitting as a chore but I genuinely love my time with Orla.

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@JoeBangles11

6 months

3 YEARS* SOBER! On the 18th November 2020 I decided to give up drinking and it was the best decision of my life. I met Kirsty on tinder during lockdown and we had our first date on 18th September 2020. Exactly 2 months and 20 dates later, walking home drunk from a friend's…

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

12hrs old and all cosy. Kirsty & Orla both doing well but c-section recovery will be a long process (as many of you know!). Thank you all for your well wishes and kind words, I'll reply to you all very soon!❤️

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@JoeBangles11

3 years

Can't wait to welcome Baby Bangles into the world. March 28th can't come soon enough.❤️

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@JoeBangles11

4 years

Since joining twitter nearly 6 months ago I have always advocated politeness, kindness and tolerance. HOWEVER..... If you find yourself doing this⤵️ please remember, you don't have to be a C*NT. That is all. #panicbuying #covidbriefing #COVID19

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@JoeBangles11

19 days

Today is my 4 year anniversary of using Twitter/X. On day 1, I was single, drunk and asked Lord Alan "Sugartits" if he had a favourite cheese. 4 years later, 3.5 years sober, married with a beautiful daughter and wonderful step-daughter and many close twitter friends. Blessed.

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

@BBCBreaking Now we wait for the mass-shooting 5 step plan: 1) Thoughts and Prayers 2) it's too soon to talk about gun control 3) NRA claim MORE guns are needed 4) NO laws change 5) wait for next mass-shooting and repeat steps 1-4

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@JoeBangles11

6 months

It is an honour to be appointed as Secretary for Cheese. The goal is clear. My job is to keep people in this country eating cheese.

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@JoeBangles11

3 years

HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THIS AMAZING WOMAN If you had told me a year ago that a year later I'd be living with an amazing woman and her daughter, that I'd stop drinking, lose weight, be blissfully happy and having a baby together, I'd have said you were mad Feeling blessed x

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

Never fails to make me smile.

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2 years

IT'S OFFICIAL - KIRSTY AND I ARE HAVING A BABY GIRL ❤️

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

I'm 9 months old today! If you see me, please say Hi 👋

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

Hi @westham , I'm sorry you don't like my comments about the disgusting cruelty from your player towards a defenceless animal but if you're happy to block a life long supporter of your club because of a tweet then shame on you.

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

I've been a West Ham fan for 35 years and I hope I never see Kurt Zouma wear the shirt again. Some may say that's overkill but hurting harmless animals is unforgivable and at 27 it can't be chalked up to age/maturity.

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5 months

Dont DM people stuff like this.

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@JoeBangles11

17 days

Just had a follow from the rather marvellous @jk_rowling . Stilton is her favourite cheese (some of you will ask lol). Who is your most famous follow and which person would you most like to interact with (on or off twitter/X).

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@JoeBangles11

10 months

Hey Ryan! When I'm not tweeting about my daughter Orla, my twitter account is dedicated to finding out the favourite cheeses of celebrities and interesting people. I would love to add you to my Celebrity Wall and find out your favourite cheese! In the years of tweeting about…

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Ryan used to only eat lunchables, to encourage him to try different foods I would put different foods out and let it it be his choice wether her ate them or not eventually he would try different foods, then we started going to food markets where Ryan could taste more of a variety…

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

I know I post about my daughter Orla as if she was the first baby to have ever been born, however I have never been more in love and more proud of anything in my life and can't help but want to shout it from the rooftops.

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@JoeBangles11

3 years

Laura seems nice...........

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

Nearly 100 followers lost because of a few tweets wearing makeup lol. Come on guys, it's 2023!

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

NEW YEARS EVE CHEESEBOARD.

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6 months

After 2 dreadful days at work, Savanna just put this on my bed. I'm a very lucky (step) dad .

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

Orla doesn't have a favourite cheese (yet), but she certainly has a favourite milk!

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@JoeBangles11

5 months

I know I celebrate my marriage, Kirsty, Orla, Savanna and sobriety as if I'm the first person to ever find love, become a father, or give up alcohol, but as I spent a lot of my adult life ruining anything that was good, now I've found true happiness, I want to tell the world!

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

LET'S DO THIS! #LondonMarathon

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

Lunch time ❤️

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@JoeBangles11

3 years

18 months ago I was 17 stone, drank more whisky than my liver could cope with, wasn't fussed for cheese, didn't have twitter and was called Alan. Today's I'm 13 stone, 10 months sober, a cheese whore, happy as a pig in the good stuff and known to most as Joe. Funny old World.

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

You can't please all of the people all of the time.

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@JoeBangles11

9 months

@georgie_grier That one person will remember the show for the rest of their lives, and when you're a household name, they'll be telling their friends "I saw her one woman show at #edfringe on my own"! I'm sure your show is amazing. Unrelated question but do you have a favourite cheese?

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

I never post for likes, but on this occasion I'll make an exception. Kirsty hates how she looks at the moment and feels really low, but to me, she's the most gorgeous woman in the World.

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

New baby cuddles are the best.

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

It's Official. Kirsty and I are getting Married on Monday 28th November!

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@JoeBangles11

11 months

Just in Letchworth about to get Orla her first Tattoo. Just a little finger tattoo of her pronoun. She's going to look suer cute to go with her new eyebrow piercing.

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@JoeBangles11

6 months

CHRISTMAS CHEESE HAMPER GIVEAWAY! 🧀 How To Enter: ➖Follow @1CheshireCheese & @JoeBangles11 ➖Retweet & Like This Post ➖Bonus Entry: Tag 3 friends who would love to win this too! Competition closes 03/12/23 #Competition #winthis #win #giveaway #WINWIN #GiveawayAlert

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

I will not be broken.

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

I tweet a lot about Kirsty and Orla and many have loving partners and wonderful children, however as a man who spent 33 years living for himself, drinking too much, anger issues and not being a particularly nice person, to have met this woman feels like winning the lottery.

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@JoeBangles11

1 month

This DM from the amazing evolutionary biologist, zoologist, and author, Richard Dawkins, is still one of my best ever replies.

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@JoeBangles11

5 months

@Joey7Barton Bit early to be on the sauce, Joey. Just tell me your favourite cheese so I don't have to read your misogynistic piffle.

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@JoeBangles11

3 months

Until I met Kirsty I never wanted children. 693 days ago Orla was born. They've been the best 693 days of my life.

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

How many people are in the "Blocked by H From Steps" club?

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@JoeBangles11

4 years

I've had an overwhelming 4k new followers since Tuesday. If I don't follow you and you would like me to, like this tweet and I will follow everyone who likes it I really appreciate the massive support of everyone spreading some fun and cheese joy on twitter Thank you ALL! ❤️🧀

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

Quite simply the most amazing day of my life.

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@JoeBangles11

4 months

Just a thought, if you don't like a comedian (Ricky Gervais, Rosie Jones etc), don't watch them. Turn off. Grab some cheese and watch a comedian you do like. Simple.

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@JoeBangles11

12 days

My beautiful wife, Kirsty. Make-up artist, full time mum/babysitter and is as kind as she is stunning, funny as she is smart, and I'm genuinely luckier than any man deserves to be.

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@JoeBangles11

27 days

My little best mate wants to wish you all a splendiferous Friday.

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@JoeBangles11

3 years

I've been sober for nearly 6 months. I didn't give up for my weight loss or for my health, but because I was occasionally a horrible person when drunk We all have our flaws but it's worth remembering that we all have the ability to change them. Have a great evening everyone❤️

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

I'VE MISSED YOU

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

IT'S ONLY DWAYNE *THE ROCK* JOHNSON!!!!!

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1 year

@JoeBangles11 @ZOAenergy I sure do. Framunda cheese 🧀 Goes great tequila or wine

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

I only met her 11 days ago but Orla has made my world infinitely better. ❤️

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

Good morning world.

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@JoeBangles11

16 days

OMG @RealHughJackman DM'D ME AND HIS FAVOURITE CHEESE IS BLUE CHEESE!

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

I can't believe that this time tomorrow, I will be a married man! I can't wait to share lots of photos with you all and @KBangBangles and I are both so grateful of the support you've all given us.

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@JoeBangles11

4 years

@piersmorgan Piers, you used to tweet saying Donald Trump was the best PM for a generation, so I don't think your opinion counts. I don't even care if you have a favourite cheese.

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

This is like Christmas Eve night for me but instead of unwrapping a present that will soon be forgotten, I meet the new love of my life. Nervous butterflies!

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

Sometimes I can't be bothered with the DMs.

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@JoeBangles11

27 days

My light on the darkest of days.

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

Happy 1st Birthday Orla! Thank you for everything. ❤️

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

Is anyone else seeing lots of tweets by people they don't follow or have never interacted with?

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

Orla and Kirsty are home today! 🏡❤️ Was gutted to not spend her first night in this world with her, but will make sure every (sleepless) moment is cherished! Have a great day everyone ❤️

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

1 WEEK OLD TODAY. Quite simply the best week of my life. I've never known a love like it.

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@JoeBangles11

8 months

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE BANGLES HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

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@JoeBangles11

1 year

2 months ago I married my best friend. For months, she had been doing bar work, evenings & weekends, to put herself on a MUA (make up artist) course. She is now a fully qualified MUA and I couldn't be more proud of her!

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@JoeBangles11

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@ThisisDavina @BuckAngel @TheFP @meganphelps @jk_rowling @bariweiss Fair play for tweeting this, Davina. You'll no doubt get a twitter backlash. There is a vocal minority who will post all manner of hate towards you, but stay strong, there are millions of people who are behind you. ❤️💪

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@JoeBangles11

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@Joey7Barton Tough being out of the limelight ay? Now just sitting on here spouting shite? Do you have a favourite cheese?

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

Big shoutout to the woman who has changed my life in the last 19 months in more ways than I ever thought possible.

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@JoeBangles11

4 years

WORLD CUP OF CHEESE! (Day 16) FINAL! CHEDDAR VS WENSLEYDALE! PLEASE VOTE✅, RE-TWEET🔃 AND LIKE❤️TO HELP GET AS MANY VOTES AS POSSIBLE. #worldcupofcheese

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@JoeBangles11

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A year ago I lost 100+ followers for posting a photo of me in make up (my wife @WildorchidMua had just qualified as a Makeup Artist and she wanted me to me her first 'model'). I'll never say no to helping my wife/babysitter do anything.

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1 year

Nearly 100 followers lost because of a few tweets wearing makeup lol. Come on guys, it's 2023!

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3 years

I'm one lucky man.

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@JoeBangles11

4 years

A massive thank you again to @piersmorgan for having me on @GMB and helping shine a little cheesy light into those darker corners of twitter. It isn't important, but it can be a bit of fun for 5 minutes of your day. I think we all need a bit of that right now 🧀❤️

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@JoeBangles11

2 years

Just heard the news that The Queen is unwell and hope she recovers. Regardless of your thoughts on the Monarchy or the Queen, if you are able to take joy in the ill health of a 96 year old woman, regardless of her wealth & status, unfollow me.

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@JoeBangles11

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So... I'm going to be on This Morning with Phil & Holly on Thursday at 10am (via Skype) to talk about my twitter cheese based randomness..... Bricking it 😂🧀❤️

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@_B___S how very sad. Humans are the worst animals in the world.

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