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You know, we're living in a society!
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To all those celebrating Festivus during Winter Storm Elliott, we salute you. Stay safe and Happy Festivus!
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Hello, Twitter.
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The Seinfeld family lost a legend today. Rest in peace, Jerry Stiller.
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The best mom in the business. Rest in peace, Estelle Harris.
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"How could anyone not like you?" Rest in peace, Liz Sheridan.
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You're welcome, DJ!
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Without George Constanza, who knows if Derek Jeter makes the Hall of Fame? via @SeinfeldTV
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The great Philip Baker Hall will forever be remembered by Seinfeld fans as the hard-nosed library detective, Mr. Bookman. Hall had a long and impressive career as one of Hollywood's top character actors. His talent will be cherished.
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No blue check for you!
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30 Years of Nothing ... In 30 Seconds. #Seinfeld30
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You graced us with your tremendous talent. We're honored to have been part of such a stellar career. Rest in peace.
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The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. If you got a problem with someone, tag them and let them hear about it! #HappyFestivus
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It's official! Here are the The Top 30 Seinfeld Episodes – as voted by the fans:
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How it started: How it ended:
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A post about nothing.
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This scene is an action-packed, toe de force! #ScriptGems
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Feels like an ad campaign for "The Beach", a cologne by Cosmo Kramer.
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Seth Rogen went absolutely nuclear for GQ’s latest cover issue.
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The man, the myth, the Assman.
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Wishing you a happy Mother’s Day, Estelle and Helen, as we raise a glass of this newly invented wine called “merlot.” We will forever cherish the laughs, the arguments, and your unending motherly spirit. Serenity now and forever. Love, Seinfeld
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nothing
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Get you a man who can do it all.
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George Costanza: Practicing social distancing before it was cool.
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Our winter color palette? Gore-tex. All day. Every day.
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Seinfeld fan test – can you name all the episodes from these scenes? Fantastic work by artist Kevyn Schmidt #FanArtFriday
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Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Either way, this clip will make it better. #ScriptGems
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Estelle Harris is an irreplaceable part of the Seinfeld family. Her iconic voice and on-screen presence helped make "The Show About Nothing" into something great. Here are just a few of our favorite moments. Rest in peace, Estelle Harris.
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Farewell to our dear friend, George Shapiro. As a manager and executive producer, your career was as legendary as it was long. Your guidance helped shape comedy as we know it today and we're forever grateful. Rest in peace.
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It's National Lazy Day and we're too lazy to post something clever. Here's a pic of George.
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⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️📺⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Not Wordle, just a show about nothing
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"I don't like Seinfeld." 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩 🚩
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When you control the mail, you control ... information.
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Renting a car shouldn't be this difficult.
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You know WE’RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!
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Mr. Wilhelm, you will be missed. #RIPRichardHerd
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As @Wale would say: Keep it on the need to know.
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Annnnd ... We're out! The top Seinfeld episode – as voted by the fans: 1. "The Contest" #TopSeinfeldEp
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Wow, Festivus is a lot older than we thought!
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Happy #Festivus to all those who celebrate.
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We felt like some of you needed this today...
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Wait a minute.
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Cam Newton says he is giving up sex for a month: “It makes my mind stronger” (via @latelateshow )
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Day 12: The Father of Festivus #12DaysOfFestivus #Festivus
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Or, if not happy, at least new.
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These pretzels...
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"I feel a draft."
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This is it. This is the best one.
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Getting dressed for work every morning like:
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Not so fast, pretty boy.
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We prefer resolutions we can stick to.
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1) Then 2) Now
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An errant golf ball brings George face-to-face with the biggest fish* in the sea! 3. "The Marine Biologist" #TopSeinfeldEp *mammal
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She’s everything He’s just Ken
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Let's revisit the scene that revolutionized party snack etiquette. Check your local listings.
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Being this lazy takes skill.
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Today marks the 34th anniversary of the premiere of Seinfeld. Who could've guessed what a cultural impact this show about buttons was about to make?
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Anyone: Do you make it a personal goal to slip in a Seinfeld reference at every single opportunity? Us: Giddy up!
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🎶 Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep! 📞
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It was all fake, Jerry!
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My dad is late thirties, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.
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Liz Sheridan played the role of Helen Seinfeld with a radiant energy that brought laughter and warmth to millions of fans all over the world. Here are a few of our favorite moments. Rest in peace, Liz Sheridan.
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We don't see enough of "bawdy" George.
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SERENITY NOW!
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"... This was supposed to be The Summer of George." – George Costanza 2020 has been way too crazy and we're pulling the plug. Instead, we've got 5 weeks of Costanza content – 1 week for every stage of grief.
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In honor of her majesty, queen of the castle, @officialjld .
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Just took a D N A T e s t. T u r n s o u t we're 1 0 0 % George Costanza
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Mr. Bookman is on the case! 📚🕵️‍♂️
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Happy #Thanksgiving . It's turkey time. 🍗⏰
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Don't mess with the Devil! @NJDevils
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It's ... beautiful. 🥲
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The pole is ready for tomorrow. #Festivus
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When a friend has the audacity to call without texting first. Check your local listings.
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Feel the ocean breeze on your face, wherever you are.
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Lots of factors to consider here: Snack selection, annoyance level, personal hygiene.
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“That’s all I got.” #MyBankAccountIn4Words
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Soup has never been so strict! 2. "The Soup Nazi" #TopSeinfeldEp
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Feeling stressed? Find your serenity.
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Let's be real, the relationship wasn't going to last anyway.
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Get in the mood, Jerry!
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Join us as we celebrate 30 years of Seinfeld! #Seinfeld30
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"Hey man I'm just trying to support the team"
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HAPPY FESTIVUS! Thank you to everyone who celebrated Festivus with the rest of us. We'll see you next year! #12DaysOfFestivus #Festivus
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Jerry seems ... different.
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About last night ... @JimmyButler @MiamiHEAT
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Today marks the anniversary of the first broadcast of The Contest, a monumental moment in Seinfeld history. Enjoy these fun facts about the iconic episode. Check your local listings.
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This one goes out to our first episode. #ThrowbackThursday
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Now THAT is a feat of strength! Happy Festivus!
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Let's rumble! Happy Festivus!
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Here's a recap of our #TopSeinfeldEp countdown. Thank you to all the fans who voted and helped us celebrate 30 amazing years of Seinfeld!
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I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: They're meaningless! #WednesdayWisdom
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If your instincts are telling you to not watch this episode, then we suggest you do the opposite. 4. "The Opposite" #TopSeinfeldEp
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Relevant:
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Claire: Jerry! Hi! Jerry’s brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it Jerry:
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The original Assman.
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George would never be able to handle the quarantine.
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The origin of the greatest celebration .GIF of all time:
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He pays for the meal – even on Father's Day. #HappyFathersDay
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Here's your Christmas card.
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Architect extraordinaire. 📈 #EntrepreneurDay Watch the best of Art Vandelay:
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[during sex] Her: I want you to hurt me George: *opens drawer and takes a bite of a pastrami on rye with mustard** Her: what George: *extends radio antenna and puts on headphones**
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