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Swoletariat of the world, lift! Shitposting, nudes, and mental illness. The Jglf Grindset.

Joined March 2021
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I'm not deleting it. Get fucked
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Track Spice 🌶️
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A female D1 track star Alahna Sabbakhan raced a man who insisted he could beat her. The result is going viral
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In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques thumpers and sandworms in 'DUNE: PART TWO'. "You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand [slams fist] nobody else is gonna hear it... they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl" Source: @colbertlateshow
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One of my favourite posts
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Happy St George's Day to all who celebrate
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British Gas profits leap from £72m to £751m in a year
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Happy Olly Murs Gunman in Selfridges Day to all who celebrate
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Happy anniversary to all who celebrate
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Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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All kicking off in Blackpool
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Who would you consider the athlete of the century so far? 🤔
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Roses are red Her job is actin'
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Not a fan of football but this is class 👏👏
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@ByDonkeys OK then
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I just sold this photo an eighth of oregano
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Young Conservatives terrify me.
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Happy 10th birthday to one of greatest stories of our time
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These anonymous accounts man
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Just remembering when Giles Coren forgot to login to his alt
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Just setting up for the Queen's Speech a bit later
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Alan Sugar posted this once, and literally nothing happened
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For those of you who are unable to catch Keir Starmer's address tonight, the Labour Party have released a handy summary.
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BBC pilots 'anti-woke' comedy show | Unsafe Space 'brings diversity of opinion to Radio 4'
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When you fuck the carbonara up again for the umpteenth time
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Clause 59 “intentionally or recklessly causing public nuisance”
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Anyway, Russ in Cheshire has just said that a sign of a "rough" pub is that its got Sky Sports on.
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When you buy Tom Usher on Wish
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Ricky Gervais
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Wow. Get me off this fucking island.
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The other 5%
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95% of french men are named this
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John Challis being online mates with Ice T will never leave me.
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Cheers lads
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That's it lads. Last pint ever. 23/10/22. Retired.
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Everyone be nice to me because today is one big struggle please
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Happy anniversary to all who celebrate
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Love this exchange
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@columnthirteen
Ryley is ready for ALL HELL!
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What’s a still from a movie or TV show that will completely devastate anyone who has seen it, but seem completely unremarkable to anyone who hasn’t?
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Get FUCKED
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Fuck. Shit.
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@Lord_Realist
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@talkRADIO So Santa cheats on his wife! Great Christmas message for kids.🤦‍♂️ The world is fucked, I want off.
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I get so angry when I remember this post. Someone needs to stick one on him
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Captain Tom died because he knew too much
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Someone made this once. Can't remember who. Sorry.
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Captain Sir Tom Moore was at the party
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Thelma Walker
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Can anyone explain this to me?
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Did anything ever come of this?
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A very serious person
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That's it lads. Last pint ever. 23/10/22. Retired.
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Remember when people went to prison for 6 months for stealing £3.50 WORTH OF WATER FROM LIDL in the 2011 riots? That's probably why we aren't doing what the French are doing.
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Dudes rock
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@LordWalney
Lord Walney
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If it were EDL-style thugs protesting against immigration, would you still be ok with them blocking roads and silencing newspapers? My iv on the progressive doublethink about protests in @telegraph today
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Being nice online
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Here's a secret about me, I'm 36 years old and I've never done blackface. Mad innit.
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@BBCNews A maverick, rule breaking doctor and a tragic end
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Milestone. 100 days alcohol free. Might get smug about it.
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@LozzaFox Say it then big man.
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A second 1922 Committee has hit Liz Truss
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It's been a week. A really fucking tough week. Managed it though.
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That's it lads. Last pint ever. 23/10/22. Retired.
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That's what I was thinking too mate. Cheers Eddie.
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@Femi_Sorry @glasco61 Wanking with the right?
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Anyway, 2 months free of it. It's rough.
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That's it lads. Last pint ever. 23/10/22. Retired.
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Fuck yes
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Just been thing about this a lot.
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@cymrurouge Individual urinals. Let me piss in a big trough please.
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@charlotte2153
Charlotte Nichols
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You can also make "erotic almond" with those letters. And, incidentally, "Dr Fart School" with your name. What's your point? 🤦‍♀️
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