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@JediCounselor

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I mostly post about politics (pro-democracy, anti-fascist), science, and cute little animals.

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@realDonaldTrump Nice camera angles. Here's the truth:
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@LindseyGrahamSC We didn't expect co-conspirators such as yourself to vote guilty; you'd be incriminating yourself, after all.
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@JennaEllisEsq "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others." โ€” Matthew 6:5
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@realDonaldTrump Hey @TwitterSafety , He's lying about the election again. Our elections have NEVER ended on Election Day, and it always takes WEEKS before all the votes are finally counted. The Secretaries of State don't even certify the election votes until after that.
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@realDonaldTrump Hi @TwitterSafety , This is disinformation about an election. There is no such thing as an "abortion" beyond birth.
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@realDonaldTrump "Invisible Enemy" Dude, we can totally see you.
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@scott_castaneda @tmorello From RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE'S "Killing in the Name": * "Some of those who work [police] forces are the same that burn crosses." * "Those who die are justified. By wearing the badge, they're the Chosen Whites." His political views have been pretty damned transparent, man.
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@gregkellyusa "I โ€œtoked upโ€ with some buddies in Kentucky and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya." You were smoking PCP, hoss. Weed gives you couchlock and makes you spend hours watching cartoons on Adult Swim. Completely different thing.
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@GregAbbott_TX So you're going to start telling everyone that Texas seceded from Mexico in 1836 SO THEY COULD KEEP THEIR SLAVES, just like they seceded from the United States in 1861 ALSO TO KEEP THEIR SLAVES? We're the only state to secede TWICE to protect the institution of slavery! Fun!!!!
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@realDonaldTrump You just now thought to say something about your brother? Jesus F**king Christ, man.
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@Harlan BREAKING: Area white man uncomfortable around strong Black women.
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@realDonaldTrump FAKE PRESIDENT!
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@realDonaldTrump That's cute. The best thing you have is a f**king unscientific Twitter poll. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@GovMikeHuckabee Hi @TwitterSafety , This is misleading information about how to vote and/or a confession to a federal felony & encouragement to followers to do the same.
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@LilTunechi @realDonaldTrump @POTUS You'd think you'd see the way Kanye, Ice Cube, and 50 Cent are getting dragged for this and say, "Gee, I should stay out of this bullshit," but here you are.
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@HomelandKen These seem like reasonable defenses to protect oneself from overzealous jackboots, such as those at DHS. Last I checked, neither shields nor gas masks are considered offensive weaponry, so the victim you stole this from was indeed a peaceful protester.
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@Jim_Jordan Ronald Reagan single-handedly destroyed the American dream, Jim.
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My brother just died.
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@realDonaldTrump Weird how you never mentioned the two people murdered by that 17-year-old psychopath. ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
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@atrupar Hi @SecretService , Pretty sure Jeanine Pirro just said something threatening about a presidential candidate. Go give her a call before she gets into a box of wine.
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@JoshuaHol Wait, his wife actually convinced him it's normal that he doesn't get her wet, and he believed her? JFC i can't even ๐Ÿคฃ
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@realDonaldTrump 18 U.S. Code ยงโ€ฏ594: Intimidation of voters Whoever intimidates, threatens, coerces โ€ฆ any other person for the purpose of interfering with the right of such other person to vote โ€ฆ shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both.
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@DOIPressSec @Interior "to remove the rotten stench from the blatant failure of the prior administration" Yes, this is exactly how ethical staff sound on Twitter. You definitely understand your job. cc: @OfficeGovEthics
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@realDonaldTrump "TOTAL FAILURE" You're projecting again, dear.
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@realDonaldTrump You should have said this yesterday, Donald. It's weird that it took you so long.
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@realDonaldTrump BREAKING: Alleged president decries 'racism' as fake news.
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@KDKA Cult leaders are always "sent by God." That's the whole shtick.
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@TulsiGabbard LOL you just realized you picked the wrong side to back, huh? You pissed the bed, now you have to sleep in it.
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@realDonaldTrump Then why didn't they show up? ๐Ÿค”
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@atrupar NEW RULE: If you didn't have the balls to say it to Trump's press secretary, you don't get to say it to Biden's.
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@toddstarnes @FoxNews Of course it's true. You didn't know that? Here are screen shots of the internal memos, first published in June. They even have their own "vaccine passport" system.
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@parscale "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." โ€” Napoleon Bonaparte Joe Biden is just sitting back and watching Donald Trump defeat himself.
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@NICKIMINAJ So your cousin's friend's girl left him because of swollen testicles, and he bravely decided to blame the vaccine instead of, say, testicular cancer. Got it.
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@realDonaldTrump "when the looting starts, the shooting starts." @TwitterSupport literally a threat of violence.
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@realDonaldTrump To all the obvious trolls repeating "The funeral was today!" I'd like to remind you that Robert Trump died a week ago and Trump hasn't said a word about it.
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@kayleighmcenany Or ... Occam's Razor would suggest that the simplest explanation is that it's just you.
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@realDonaldTrump @TwitterSafety "LATE TERM ABORTION" doesn't exist except in the fever dreams of the anti-choice movement. During the 3rd trimester, almost all abortions are performed on stillborn fetuses or those with fatal birth defects. If there is any chance to save the fetus in the 3rd trimester, they do.
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@realDonaldTrump Sure, let's go there, Donald.
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@mtgreenee Your underwear isn't designed to filter the air, chief. FUN FACT: a molecule of methane (3.8 x 10โปยนโฐ m) is infinitesimally smaller than a coronavirus (1.25 x 10โปโท m). Methane is a single carbon atom with four hydrogen atoms attached (CHโ‚„). It's tiny.
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@realDonaldTrump Must really get under your skin seeing a REAL president on TV, huh?
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@FrankLuntz So how did it go?
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@CheriJacobus @nicolejames Melania Trump is an ex-hooker and/or former escort. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is work, and it should be legalized. Sex workers deserve all the protections of any other worker. But she should sue me if she wants. The discovery process will be LIT. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@JDVance1 So, to be clear, you think "woke" means "educated." And you want less of that.
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@realDonaldTrump Hi @TwitterSafety , This is disinformation about how to vote in an upcoming election. Please flag.
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@realDonaldTrump FTR, anyone in Texas can claim to be disabled in requesting an absentee ballot, and the state is NOT allowed to challenge your claim or even ask what your disability is. If you feel your lack of COVID-19 immunity is a disability, that counts and they can't say shit.
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@jackshafer Aww, that's so cute, she thinks she's people.
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@RealCandaceO This aged like a fine wine in a hot car in the Texas summer.
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@realDonaldTrump @TwitterSafety , This is targeted harassment by the most powerful person in the world.
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@GregAbbott_TX You don't get to use the phrase "right to choose" when you make a law allowing bounty hunters to track rogue uteruses.
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@realDonaldTrump You're a vicious animal and you should resign immediately.
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@RepBoebert Cool. We're looking forward to your expulsion from the House for supporting an insurrection.
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@stltoday GOP: "money is free speech and corporations are people" CEOs: "we support voting rights" GOP: "no not like that"
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@KeithOlbermann Dude, not cool. We're living under one-party autocratic rule. They've prevented any Dem from being elected statewide since 1994, FFS. They do everything possible to keep us from voting, even letting us die from neglect & maladministration.
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@sladesr The other side literally stole over a hundred seats from Barack Obama, including one SCOTUS seat using a never-before-used precedent that they violated literally the very next time it came up (i.e. SCOTUS seat during election year). But that's some cute pearl-clutching, though.
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@NYPDShea @NYPDFIRSTDEP @NYPDTransit @NYPDTransport @NYPDHousing @NYPDChiefofDept @NYPDChiefPatrol @NYPDnews @NYPDDetectives @NYPDDCA And what a convenient way to cover your badge numbers while violating the constitutional rights of peaceful protesters! Win-win!
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@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump President Obama signed the Affordable Care Act 10 years ago, and it already does this. Want to try to take credit for the Bill of Rights, too?
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@realDonaldTrump "I didnโ€™t like his โ€œleadershipโ€ style" I can think of over 7 billion people who think the same thing about you.
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@realDonaldTrump So, here's the official word from the Fire Marshall about how many people attended: "Turnout At Trumpโ€™s Tulsa Rally Was Just Under 6,200โ€“A Fraction Of The Venueโ€™s 19,200 Capacity" ๐Ÿคฃ
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@realDonaldTrump @MariaBartiromo @FoxNews Hey, did you see Obama throw you some shade during his graduation address? It was great. We all loved seeing a real president talk โ€” and in complete sentences and everything!
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@MaraGay "the demographics" Gee, I hope Jeff didn't get beer all over his clean white hood.
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@DrJohnEastman Hi @TwitterSafety , This is spreading disinformation about an upcoming election, and it's pretty obviously hateful conduct toward a group of people.
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@SecretSvcSpox Remember when Secret Service agents claimed they'd testify under oath that Cassidy Hutchinson was wrong about Trump in the SUV on January 6, and then they admitted later that yeah she's actually right? We do.
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump @MarkMeadows @senatemajldr @kevinomccarthy @SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer LOL you saw how the markets reacted to your earlier tweet, huh? The HEROES Act has been on Mitch's desk since May 15th. Tell him to pass it, and then sign it.
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@ThomasJTobin1 (1) "a while" is two words (2) Joe Biden is Catholic (3) Saying otherwise because you think women are state-owned wombs is an example of the No True Scotsman fallacy
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@SecPompeo @nytimes 1) It was. 2) Dark but true. 3) It's disturbing to read our real history, yes. 4) That you would pretend slavery wasn't a major part of our colonial & early American economy is indeed slander on all those who fought and died to abolish slavery.
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@JudiciaryGOP @HillaryClinton Governance via trolling is an interesting way to do things. Wait until you see what we have in store for you next year, chuckles.
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@bennyjohnson "No one is actually competent! Everyone is actually a mediocre fraud like me!" โ€” @bennyjohnson
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Can Trump avoid violating the terms of his release for longer than this head of lettuce?
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@adamcarolla Hi @TwitterSafety , This is COVID-19 disinformation, per your policy. Do your thing.
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@tedcruz "This year, alas, our wagers missed...." You ain't just whistlin' Dixie, Ted.
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@atrupar Also TRUMP: "When I close my eyes, I am invisible."
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@peterbakernyt @farhip Just for the sake of accuracy, did any of those other presidents enjoy the benefits of a peaceful transfer of power?
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@LindseyGrahamSC Did you see John McCain? Did it make you feel even a moment of regret deep in your quisling soul that you betrayed everything he stood for? Just wondering.
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@jacknicklaus It seems clear to me that too much exposure to golf causes irreparable brain damage.
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@realDonaldTrump Here you go, you big baby.
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@realDonaldTrump I can do this all day, Donald.
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@LindseyGrahamSC @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump This is true. Barack Obama is Black, and Republican voters brought up all the racism in their angry little hearts and fixated on being jealous of the calm, inspiring, effective leader that he was during his entire administration.
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@paulsperry_ LOL please provide a clip of even ONE TIME Donald Trump fleshed out his proposed policies "IN DETAIL" ๐Ÿคฃ
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@parscale @realDonaldTrump You could have put the whole rally outdoors to help protect Trump's supporters from their own idiocy, but I guess then you wouldn't be able to own the libs. ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
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@AndrewSolender @JoeBiden @TimMurtaugh This is why you don't pull punches vs. Nazis, @JoeBiden . They will never, ever return the basic human decency.
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@GillianMcKeith Aww, now she'll have to go sit at home and complain on social media instead of putting patients at risk in the hospital. A tragedy.
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@realDonaldTrump 18 U.S. Code ยงโ€ฏ594: Intimidation of voters Whoever intimidates, threatens, coerces โ€ฆ any other person for the purpose of interfering with the right of such other person to vote โ€ฆ shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both.
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@TomCottonAR Hi @TwitterSupport , This is a threat to violate the Constitution and deploy active-duty US military in a law enforcement role to murder American citizens. (US law does not allow the designation of "Antifa" โ€” not an organized group โ€” as a terrorist organization.)
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@realDonaldTrump You never met a terrorist you didn't want on your side.
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@realDonaldTrump "immediately after I win, we will pass a major Stimulus Bill that focuses on hardworking Americans and Small Business" TRANSLATION: "I refuse to give you any money unless you re-elect me, because I am a genuine psychopath."
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@ddale8 It makes me think that mysterious run to Walter Reed last fall was actually for a stroke. His shirt was open when he got in the limo, so it suggested some sort of cardiac event. A stroke would fit, and that would prompt a cognitive test as well.
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@ABC "DEVELOPING: Maryland State Police are investigating after a trooper fatally shoots a 16-year-old in Leonardtown." Fixed. Really, how f**king hard is this?
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@realDonaldTrump "Accuse the other side of that which are you guilty." โ€” Joseph Goebbels
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@parscale @realDonaldTrump LOL Brad you are so going to be fired. ๐Ÿคฃ
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@realDonaldTrump "80% of the RIOTERS in Minneapolis last night were WHITE PEOPLE from OUT OF STATE." Fixed.
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@RepBoebert The gun-cocking sound at the end of this video is clearly a threat to the 2nd in line to the Presidency. We still taking such threats seriously, @TwitterSafety @FBI ?
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@tedcruz Right, the Democrats were the conservative party during the Civil War. Conservatives are the bad guys. Conservatives opposed abolition, opposed civil rights, opposed women's suffrage, opposed marriage equality, etc. etc. etc. GOP was liberal during the Civil War. ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
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@divinedre11 When I see 28 + 47: 30 + 50 = 80 those are +2 and +3 more than the originals, so I subtract -5 from the total: 80 - 5 = 75 And there's the answer.
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@realDonaldTrump I, for one, miss having a real President.
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@tedcruz Their alignments switched during the Civil Rights Movement. When LBJ signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964, he said he was handing the South to the GOP "for a generation." He underestimated how eagerly y'all would embrace racists in your quest to cut taxes. And here we are.
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@CoriBush $600 + $1,400 = $2,000
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@realDonaldTrump RESIGN & LEAVE!
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@KeithOlbermann I've been showing up to vote for Democrats my entire adult life. Lots of us have. The Texas GOP have turned voter suppression into an art form, so all of it has been for naught. BUT WE KEEP SHOWING UP ANYWAY. That makes us better people than you, Keith.
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@realDonaldTrump "Really ridiculous, illegal, and, of course, very unfair!" So now it's ILLEGAL for people to talk shit about you on Twitter? The First Amendment would like to have a word, "sir."
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