when I beg him to play scary games and watch horror movies with me and he wakes up in the middle of the night to me fighting off the sleep paralysis demon
My cats have been LOVING the new place and it makes me so happy 🥹 I was really worried they wouldn’t adjust well but they have been so content and comfortable ❤️
I’m throwing a housewarming party tomorrow and holy fuck I’m so tired and I wanna go to bed because I’ve been cleaning since 9am but there’s also still so much to do because I’m a perfectionist 😭 help meeeeeee 🥲
If you’re an “under” toilet paper user (left)…. I might have to block you 💀 walked into this restaurant bathroom and got triggered and fixed it (right) 💀
When you gotta cancel on the 5 day girls trip with da babes because you got sick with something 🥲 I will miss yall so much 😭
@yuejpeg
@ChancoCat
@waifunextdoor
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When your friend messages you at MIDNIGHT asking if you wanna go to a bar/club with them…. Nah bro I’m in bed watching YouTube videos with my cats wtf I’m too old for random midnight meetups, ask me by at least 9-10pm or I’m not going anywhere 😭💀
Bruh… a few months ago I bought these super cute 6 pack glass cups with straws to just replace my other crappy cups and I have literally shattered 3 of them… I JUST NOW shattered one all over my carpet and I’m very upset LOL thank goodness I have a good carpet cleaner 😵💫
I really need to sort through all 20k of my iPhone photos delete memes and saved tiktoks but it’s going to take me foreverrrrrrrrr and I’m procrastinating hard
@Pizzil3
I like to think I’m funny lel 😌 there’s just a lot of stuff I can’t say on my main marketing/content creator pages because then I’ll get sh
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but this account is for whatever I want 😏
@BlacksheepMedr1
I live in an apartment building and they control when it’s on the cool setting or the heat setting but when they switched over to cool for the summer, it didn’t change mine and I just kept putting off calling 😵💫