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@Jack_S_Wolfman

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primeval Schmid / bi-weevil Schpid / like Faust with a plan / scratch that definitely didn't have a plan / strong opinions (odorously) / Parody Unaccountable

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Joined December 2017
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
8 months
Hey there, uh, here's a philosophical treatise you should *really avoid if you're high*, do it, and can be boiled down to "faith beats doubt kek even when you expose it to rationale kek", hope you guys have been well
I Wanna Suck Maya Kamina's Big Fat Tits

Fast rundown for men with wives and wives with men: I took most of a year off to recover from late-stage Twitter intolerance that I'm pretty sure was giving my blood some sort of pH poisoning, I hopeโ€ฆ

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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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7 months
this image proved concretely that humanity is far too diverse to be expected to only vote among two political parties
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completely insane that we used science to psyop ourselves into just thinking monsters aren't real because we gave them a name
@215Hyde
Jack Maniackie ๐•๐•€โ„‚๐”ผ
@215Hyde
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@Jack_S_Wolfman Yeah. What if?
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it's crazy that the boar hunting meme boils down to us officially hitting the point where large swathes of society literally don't believe animals are dangerous
@crowbarcombat
๐™›๐™–๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ฎ ๐™™๐™ง๐™ž๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง
@crowbarcombat
2 years
italian hunter almost getting mauled by a boar because theyโ€™re only allowed to hold 3 rounds in their guns
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can you imagine how fucking scared these people would be if they saw a bear
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4 years
"Elves are white because they're how white people see themselves" Elves are white because they're literally from European folklore you sack of doorknobs
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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2 years
how to use "we" as a slur
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2 years
incredible man, hopefully at this rate we will someday discover cancer
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2 years
twitter users telling you clean comedy is funnier
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4 years
Most people who think they're "politically active" literally just hang out on social media for fun and echo celebrity arguments that were carefully selected to use language that obscures the topic You're not a freedom fighter, you're gossiping online
@OnDifferentBeat
Saumya
@OnDifferentBeat
4 years
to all the apolitical people out there
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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7 months
someone who is good at the economy please help me I am spending: - $4,000,000 on water reflections - $8,000,000,000 on particle effects - $5,000,0000,000,000 on perfectly smooth models with 18K textures my company cannot survive the gamer's price expectations
@80Level
80 LEVEL
@80Level
7 months
Capcom President Haruhiro Tsujimoto believes game prices are too low considering increasing development costs. Details: #capcom #gamedev #gamesindustry #gamedevelopment
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2 years
cartoon Twitter got clowned on twice in 2017 by dudes with Umineko avis and literally never let it go
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2 years
it's so nuts that people still think rapists and murderers do that because they 'don't know' what they're doing is wrong any moderately insightful-sounding quote will be used in place of actual thought by annoying people for as long as they can manage it
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3 years
Fellas is it fragile to have knuckles that can break a wall
@Jacxdad3376
๐•ท๐–”๐–—๐–‰ ๐•ธ๐–†๐–—๐– ๐–”๐–‹ ๐•ฐ๐–†๐–˜๐–™ ๐•ฎ๐–‘๐–Š๐–›๐–Š๐–‘๐–†๐–“๐–‰
@Jacxdad3376
3 years
Absolute genius
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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2 years
one dude with a large account said this looked bad and literally hundreds of thousands of animation Twitter guys attacked en masse like a swarm of unemployed yellowjackets
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2 years
people have been posting this meme for months now to symbolize catching someone without realizing Superman just fucking DECKS him one frame later
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2 years
you just know all the dudes who post that highway photo with the McDonald's are mad quiet rn
@LeaMaric
ษอŽสžอŽฤ‡อŽฤฑอŽษนอŽษอŽษฏอŽ
@LeaMaric
2 years
Hellscape
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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2 years
oh but when I do it I'm "experiencing a schizoaffective episode"
@TheSun
The Sun
@TheSun
2 years
โ€˜Worldโ€™s strongest girlโ€™ punches down a tree using amazing boxing skills
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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2 years
>japan has its own "you will never meet the tomboy" we really are one human people man, that's amazing
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I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't care if this game is good, hunt down the art dudes and lock them in a cage until they teach everyone else how to make anime game shit actually look anime because that is fucking impressive
@gamevecanti
Game Vecanti
@gamevecanti
7 months
(Time and Eternity, PS3) [ๆ™‚ใจๆฐธ้ ใ€œใƒˆใ‚ญใƒˆใƒฏใ€œ]
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2 years
"bland food" has always been a cope meme from people who eat so much actual chemical irritant that they can't enjoy food unless capsaicin is actively damaging their asshole on the way out if food tastes rich and has the appropriate herbs for that taste, it doesn't need much else
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2 years
@_besanii "what's up with these people adopting media outside of their race"
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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2 years
hasan is so deep in the candyman's grasp that he's trying to appeal to Irish Twitter
@wavywebsurf
wavywebsurf
@wavywebsurf
2 years
alright guys time to pack it up
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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7 months
we've hit that really funny era of this post where almost every new QRT is "uhm why are none of them blxck and why does F have to be holding food. um why are they pretty >:/" sooner or later, you drift back into the Tumblr Incursion
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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this image proved concretely that humanity is far too diverse to be expected to only vote among two political parties
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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2 years
i unironically never want this tech to go this far and if it does the only possible outcome is invasion by the Digital World
@FrRonconi
Franco Ronconi ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
@FrRonconi
2 years
In the future our lives will be infused by #6G -powered #MixedReality , at a very high speed (up to 200 Gbps) #AR #VR #MR #Metaverse #China #CES2022 @JoannMoretti @CurieuxExplorer @anand_narang @Hana_ElSayyed @TheAdityaPatro @PawlowskiMario @MargaretSiegien @kalydeoo @enilev
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3 years
Fellas, is it bigotry to like masculine women
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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7 months
I'm pretty sure pigs would be more evil than humans in every single way imaginable if they evolved a vertical gait and working hands
@vigil132
Misha ๐ŸŒป
@vigil132
8 months
Girl a cow will fuck you up if they wanted. Had to jump over a hydraulic chute to get away from one that wanted to get me ๐Ÿ’€
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2 years
they always make it easy
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2 years
@cjthex why would you intentionally choose a character whose seeming androgyny is not only an in-universe joke, but who outright says she's a girl in that show
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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2 years
celebrity stans have always just been weebs without an actual hobby
@nypost
New York Post
@nypost
2 years
Celebrity-obsessed people are less intelligent, new study boldly claims
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
all netflix has done for anime is expose low-memory preschoolers to JoJo and launch 127 identical Asuka gimmick accounts
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
this actually indicates that we should focus on creating psychic cops
@NonameBooks
Noname Book Club
@NonameBooks
2 years
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
1 year
Interesting fact - China puts out more pollution than the UK has since the Industrial Revolution
@refluxredux
Flux, your gay dad
@refluxredux
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
>when you start a pandemic and begin blaming every other country for its results
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@pslnational
Party for Socialism and Liberation
@pslnational
2 years
Lives lost to COVID in 2021 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 415,000 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ 2
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
3 years
This trend of insanely long essay videos owns and I want much more of it
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
japanese women will literally open a door
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
"haha what, you need that big GUN to protect yourself from some piggies?" haha what, you need that smarmy attitude to protect yourself from an existential realization that will effectively destroy you for your entire life
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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2 years
@shurugz what if it's because the examples you provided look better and are scattered across several decades, and not representative of all of the major cartoons of a ten-year period what if every possible variable of the point you're making here is being misrepresented on purpose
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
3 years
Americans will literally say "I won't live in a pod" and then own a house
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
7 months
literally nobody younger than 24 will ever appreciate that hazy era where anime was still obscure and exciting but also rapidly becoming easy to access you think this modern streaming shit is crack? this crack used to be a fucking unicorn
@Sam_k_22
Sam
@Sam_k_22
7 months
Anime opinion that will have you in this situation?
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
of all the responses this image gets, too few people think "wow it'd be fucking annoying to smell things 3.5 miles away"
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4 years
This man is a gift to all of us
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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7 months
thank god this dude grew as a man and as a person. chuds would never appreciate (checks notes) oh you're fucking kidding me actually
@luhrixx
Lerix
@luhrixx
7 months
just hang it up at this point man
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
most of the chicks I know are alarmingly horny, want kids, and have at least a handful of homekeeping skills, you people just need friends
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2 years
these people think getting naked and knitting is hard
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
it's kind of nuts that Velma is *this much* of a vanity project for Mindy Khaling right
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3 years
@TakeshisCastle_ "Bro, there's no fucking AIR in space." "So will you try your hand at Takeshi's Castle?" "I am going to space"
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it is so unbelievably bitchmade to see yourself as a mutant-level supergenius and waste your life going crazy instead of trying to elevate the rest of mankind
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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7 months
@greentexts_bot Anon saw the "limit CPU usage" toggle and said "Mate I've got 16GB on this powerhouse"
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
3 years
How did one photo of a highway in Virginia or something become the internet litmus test for clout-hunting blackpill contrarians
@kennedytcooper
Themperor Kennedy๐Ÿธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
@kennedytcooper
3 years
This isn't worth fighting wars to defend
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2 years
POV: You got called a thot in 2017 by a 14-year old with "free thinker" in his bio and never really recovered
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4 years
No woman who uses this many emotes hasn't threatened her boyfriend with a knife
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
3 years
*thinking out loud* "DBZ needs more klansmen"
@SkyStalker69420
The Clean Air Act of 1970
@SkyStalker69420
3 years
All Iโ€™m saying is Iโ€™ve never seen goku pull something like this
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
7 months
keffals was always so obviously a repugnant person that it's wild to me it took edgy screengrabs from a private groupchat for people to finally go "Oh WOW, now that's enough"
@SiestaSocialist
WAP Goblin ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
@SiestaSocialist
7 months
So I discovered why Keffals has no problem with Vaushโ€™s pedophilia: My jaw dropped when I read the second picture. Sheโ€™s actually so vile
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
4 years
"Boy, I'm excited to start caring about politics. There's gonna be a lot of great discussion for me to participate in, and I'd like to learn more about the other people in my country and their stances on who should lead us." - An absolute fucking fool wearing my pants, 2014
@shoe0nhead
shoe
@shoe0nhead
4 years
FUCKIGN SCREAMING
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
>punk band that sold out >netflix series (with sequel incoming) >AAA game with horrible MTX scheme >literally a deep-franchise AAA action game >surface-deep anti-Rand argument capitalizing on another series' fame Bastions of anti-capitalism really, warriors for change
@LJS39124058
L.J.S.
@LJS39124058
2 years
@TheBasedGreeg @IronPineapple_
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
the literal politics of people who most strongly support the 'it's just property bro' hinge upon the fact that property very often cannot be acquired let alone replaced
@keithjohnstack
KEITHSTACK.COM
@keithjohnstack
2 years
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
there's a really wide middle-ground between "self-help gurus are often disproportionately famous to the efficacy of their advice" and "haha this guy's life fell apart even though he gives people advice" and it take a weird kind of self-justifying evil to fully jump the fence
@tragicbirdapp
Braindead Bird App
@tragicbirdapp
2 years
haha your wife is sick and you have depression, checkmate conservatards
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
7 months
hey is anyone here zogged up enough to explain why specifically 14-16 year old uWu leftists, like just sheltered weird kids who haven't read anything about real politics anywhere yet, find the text in my post egregious enough to passive-aggressively state that they're ignoring it
@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
7 months
this image proved concretely that humanity is far too diverse to be expected to only vote among two political parties
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
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2 years
people with stress tolerances this low actually should be punished for it
@allinsea
Chelsea Allinger
@allinsea
2 years
It is a real life horror movie.
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
@cjthex it kind of baffles me how many ardent Cowboy Bebop fans have really just seen .gifs of it on tumblr
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
watching Twitter vibrate from malding about this guy for like six months to lmao-posting about other people malding is the best visual explanation you'll ever have for propaganda
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
I was on Stephen King's side until I saw his Twitter, that's not a joke and it's a good reason to change your mind
@ReviewsPossum
Possum Reviews
@ReviewsPossum
2 years
The fact that Stephen King hates Kubrick's version of The Shining only makes it better because fuck him.
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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
"i like waffles" "oh so you hate pancakes?" like no bitch that's a whole new sentence, what you mean
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
oh hell nah they making hair loss a disability now
@RadiantG_
Radiant G๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ”œ BFIG Online
@RadiantG_
2 years
I know everyone is talking about the Will Smith and Chris Rock punch at The Oscars. I would rather use this moment to raise awareness about ableism and what Alopecia actually is for those who may not know. #DisabilityTwitter #Alopecia Thread ๐Ÿงต (1/5)
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
you weren't even a sperm cell when this came out and it shows
@21rexjrs
Wirtz BDO 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
@21rexjrs
2 years
Mfs in 2022 would call this woke
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
i think the craziest fucking thing is that until this moment i've literally never considered that an actor was doing all that himself, and internally just agreed for decades that this was a man possessed by a big weird roach
@Soundtracker_
Soundtracker Podcast
@Soundtracker_
2 years
Just an absolutely lunatic performance
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
7 months
controversial take shield your eyes I'm warning you there is a nuclear bomb in this post: Nobody younger than 20 should ever be expected to wake up at fuckin 8AM to go to educational exercises that require lucid focus while sitting in a chair all day and homework is stupid
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
"pvp is so toxic, invasions are toxic, you're a malicious agent for using this mechanic" damn right it is, damn right they are, damn right i am. i am fucking coming for you and every one of your stupid pvp bodyguards and i'm only motivated by the thought of your despair
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
(multi-million view series) HOW IS HE STILL GOING???
@Vaughanilla_
Jake! ๐Ÿ”œColossalcon
@Vaughanilla_
2 years
HOW IS HE STILL GOING???
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
as a counterpoint, that did not happen in real history, that was not an event that transpired you are, in fact, lying on the internet for clout the dude thanked his new wife for a healthy child, which is just a standard "wholesome dad" comment, and weird mfs took it personal
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
there was actually an excellent opportunity here for NEARLY IMMORTAL DEMI-GOD BEING to explain his multigenerational view of time to the bar patron and heroically attempt to mend relations with a man likely driven by fear and ignorance but that would have involved writing
@TheStrxggler
ใ€ŽMrPunishedGuts๐•Manใ€
@TheStrxggler
2 years
If you were more on the nose, you would be touching brain.
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
1 year
The biggest detriment to modern English VA is that everyone is obsessed with having perfect voices that don't sound like real humans, and expressive intonations like her pitchy scream never show up anymore because they're afraid of puncturing that idealized pseudo-reality
@OhHeyDJ
D.J. ๐Ÿ”œ MomoCon AA-305
@OhHeyDJ
1 year
Now that Iโ€™m on the subject of old anime dubs, I still stand firm that the Ranma 1/2 dub had no right to be as good as it was. Akane screaming โ€œA KOALA!!โ€ takes me down every time I watch this clip.
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
(reading manga for teen boys) alright what's up with all these scantily-clad women
@katrinaltrnsl8r
Katrina Leonoudakis ๐Ÿ’™ #humantranslator
@katrinaltrnsl8r
2 years
This was the one thing I hated about following manga in Young Jump: every single issue has some hot babe in a bikini on the front, advertising her "sexy photos inside!" It's 90% manga, 10% gravure, targeted towards teens and young adults. It's so brazenly gross and sexist.
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
Japan: Culturally sees youth and pale skin as beautiful Also Japan: Portrays Japanese people as young and pale-skinned Twitter: lmaoooooo silly Japanese draw themselves wrong ๐Ÿฅด
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
the dude who commits the first murder in space gets to be in history books basically forever
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
did Twitter's most infamous seetheposter really tell someone else to log off
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
(me, making a Dex gnome with two big hammers) can my animal companion be a crab named Clackers
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
Atlantis and Treasure Planet were so sick that they genuinely shaped my interest in high-concept sci-fi, and I wanna fuck Nani
@animebuche
Buche
@animebuche
2 years
Take me back to when Disney actually took risks
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
6 months
@ShitpostGate the most vehemently racist white man I've ever met is an Argentinian with a Mexican accent, life works in mysterious ways
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
it's really exciting to have reached a world where there are entire communities i never have to be kind towards again
@TEACHlKO
๐Ÿ‰ ~ Pizza Pal....2!! ~ ๐Ÿ‰
@TEACHlKO
2 years
KNUCKLES IS A CHILD KNUCKLES IS A CHILD KNUCKLES IS A CHILD KNUCKLES IS A CHILD KNUCKLES IS A CHILD KNUCKLES IS A CHILD KNUCKLES IS A CHILD
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
it's nuts that a gimmick account branded entirely around presenting exceptionally bad memes would start scraping the bottom of the barrel nearly instantly. i didn't see it coming
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
@proxibody Gwyn: (sets himself on fire forever to avoid an age of elemental calamity for his people, suffering endless torment as the intermediary between infinite god power and the outside world) Twitter: This was mostly to maintain his presidency
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
the lesson here is that it doesn't matter if you cancel joss whedon, every screenwriter in hollywood just wants to sound like him anyway
@TigerDriver9X
TIGER DRIVER
@TigerDriver9X
2 years
John Cena in Peacemaker saying what weโ€™ve all been thinking about Batman, forever
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
90% of the chicks I see called pick-me's are literally just normal women who get along with men because the internet hasn't psychologically ruined them, whereas most of the simps I've seen are dudes who'll pay any cost for pussy besides self-improvement Simps easily
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
the fact that nobody is capable of attacking Jake-117 while he's not looking at them is a subtle nod to object permanence, which the primary audience for this show is not expected to have
@MattyMcDee
Matty
@MattyMcDee
2 years
No matter your thoughts on the finale...we can all agree this was fucking sick, right?
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
most of the good anime and manga out there is seinen anyway, we've all got unfiltered access to completely free grey market media and pretty much nobody ever just walks through the tags to find stuff people gotta realize that you really can specifically seek out adult media
@kiikazuu
kazuยฐโ€ข YURU CAMP
@kiikazuu
2 years
I love Charlie as much as the next guy but as someone who's listened to literally every single one of his podcast episodes (bonuses included) it doesn't AT ALL surprise me that he doesn't understand why anime operate in high school settings
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
@Latinatwerkvids pedophilia is having a strong attraction to physical traits solely associated with sexual maturity basically the more improbable it would be for a child to have a physical feature, the deeper the pedophilia has gone
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
I'm heading to bed, Keanu Reeves is the only person in Hollywood who has likely never eaten a child, good night
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
getting a little more distrustful of my mutuals who said this movie was "fine" and "not that bad"
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
did an entire generation of you people just sleep through all of us dunking on George Lucas for like 12 years
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
4 years
We didn't get a good angle on it, but I'm pretty sure they got his skull to bend around his ears too
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
"it's morally justifiable to hunt and kill-" let me stop you there, can you lift 50 pounds without sweating or groaning softly
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
4 years
As a followup Drow are matriarchal, hyper-religious slave-taking aristocrats who spend their time killing rival houses to gain stature If that's your gotcha about Elves being racist, purely because they have sable skin (And red eyes, and white hair) maybe read a book they're in
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
orcs are literally just a stand-in for warlike tribal societies, they've existed on every continent and we're all descended from them, stop overthinking this you exhausting cockwaffles
@epicdndmemes
Epic DND Memes
@epicdndmemes
2 years
Now imagine this, orcs with British accents. #dnd #ttrpg
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
"rt to scare-" how about you wash your own laundry this week
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
"keep my wife's name out your mouth!" - guy mad about the unnamed men in his wife's mouth
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
7 months
"political" means "actively subversive of my rational beliefs in a way that demeans me for having them" and bait or not I'm tired of people pretending it's secretly rubes not understanding their 2deep4u politics that they got from Polygon articles written at a 4th grade level
@AGramuglia
Ant ๐Ÿ’€ Waiting on Edits For My Novel
@AGramuglia
7 months
YOU THINK METAL GEAR SOLID, SPEC OPS THE LINE, WOLFENSTEIN, BIOSHOCK, AND COD AREN'T POLITICAL?????
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
even worse, he almost certainly *did* shoot the boar they just don't give a fuck
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
Alright as a final thought though, this joke hits every single time
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@Jack_S_Wolfman
Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack
@Jack_S_Wolfman
2 years
I like filthy grimdark fiction as much as the next social risk factor, but I will admit there's something profoundly beautiful about Tolkien seeing the utmost horrors of the world and choosing to spend his life writing beautiful and hopeful things about how the world can be saved
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