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Big Jay Shooke

2 years

This country never recovered from losing Michael Crichton. We used to have novels about shooting cyborg gorillas in the face with machine guns and when you got done reading it you knew how an MRI machine worked

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Such a smart idea to undo all this, killing Mutt off and ending the marriage so Indy can start the next movie as a miserable old man who everyone either pities or outright resents. Disney still has the magic!

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What a way to end the series

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Zoomers don’t understand this joke because at the time making a big broadway musical out of an old movie and corny pop songs was a silly and tasteless idea but that’s like 90% of the entertainment they’ve grown up with now

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No matter how many times I reflect on it, the fact a high school dropout mega movie autist just willed himself into being the most important man in Hollywood while in his 20's still boggles the mind. No wonder he has so many haters

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@thechosenberg No job but has to put a kid in daycare?

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lol its got that "only use the middle of the frame so people can post clips to TikTok" staging and everything.

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1 year

I've never wanted a movie to fail more than COCAINE BEAR. I want a 1.3 Mil opening weekend. I want this stupid smirking Reddit shit immediately buried by history.

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@masonreloaded The last thing I want to do is re-litigate the Sequels but they were absolutely the WORST case of this.

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2 years

Lex's Jurassic Park posting got me re-reading the novel and its still incredible. Like those fractal drawings at the start of each chapter? They just don't write them like that anymore.

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@charlie_panayi There's this weird insistence that all legacy characters in these reboot sequel... things have to be miserable, disrespected curmudgeons when we catch up with them again. Its such a bizarre trend to me, like why??

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The weirdly ambient and ambiguous threat of Islamic terror that weaves through the final seasons, and Harris’s devolution into a burned-out wreck nostalgic for his simpler days of chasing Tony, is why it’s one of the best depictions of 9/11 that never actually mentions 9/11

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Why do you think Agent Harris says “Yes, we’re gonna win this thing!” after learning that Phil was whacked?

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@bob_noss Yeah like obviously drop the character, but killing him off and then building the entire tone and emotional arc of DIAL on grief of his loss is, like, the opposite of that. You're just making him MORE significant, haunting the entire movie

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Watching ROBOCOP because I felt like watching ROBOCOP and every time I watch ROBOCOP I'm like, ROBOCOP is the best movie ever made. ROBOCOP.

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1 year

This is the hardest image I've ever seen

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7 months

@Douggernaut_2 I have PTSD from defending this movie on message boards in 2007, now its like a Vietnam vet see a McDonalds in Hanoi. I guess we did win....

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@McR1B69 I saw a thread about that kind of framing for that Last Airbender live-action show and now it totally sticks out to me

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5 years

@AJA_Cortes engagement numbers are slipping, huh?

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2 years

When the FUCK did they start sneaking in more commercials between the trailers? NO. Once you get that first green “approved for all audiences” screen, that’s it! No more ads! I am LIVID at this development!

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3 years

In lieu of flowers, I will be donating $15 to Adam Eget under the Queensboro Bridge

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@legotrillermoth SIN CITY erasure. Plus Ang Lee took some wild swings with his Hulk

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@stumblebee Imagine the McDonald's Sprite coming out of that thing

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FRIDAY THE 13th ORIGINS: SHELLY

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Jason Universe announced - a new era of the Friday the 13th franchise that will span a wide range of platforms from entertainment, games, immersive experiences, merchandise and more to be announced throughout 2024

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@LazlosGhost Sounds like something D.B. Cooper would tweet. Sus.

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@emily_rj @kiranfatimaopal “Exercise intolerance” hahaha yeah I should’ve tried that one on my gym teacher in middle school

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Does *your* city have a film museum with a bronze PSH statue outside?

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3 years

@chaoticmulaney A giant trust fund?

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Kind of nuts how much Connery aged between YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE and DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER like even Nixon didn't get his haggard between 1968 and 1972

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@LivPosting @nintendo6664 Tik tok is literally spyware financed by the Chinese government

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@bob_noss @charlie_panayi God MAVERICK was so good

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lol remember how the Joker movie had a grimy clown dispatch where the city's clowns all go to get their clown assignment for the day?

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5 months

Coworker: "Have you seen the trailer for this new movie ARGYLLE?" How do I respond without sounding insane

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2 years

@BrndnStrssng why his voice cracking tho 🥺

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2 years

There needs to me federal limits on how many Ryan Reynolds movies can come out in a year, like how the EPA regulates smog emissions

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2 years

Ryan Reynolds, Will Ferrell and Octavia Spencer star in the first trailer for ‘SPIRITED’. The film releases on November 18 on Apple TV+

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@FullFrontalSamB How can this show possibly still be on the air

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Watching the George C. Scott version of A Christmas Carol from '84 and I'm sorry but this Tiny Tim is fucking terrifying wtf lol he looks like that one boss from Resident Evil 4

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1 year

@TheeNelDog Slander!! I love her lol I’ve seen WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER forty times!! You take that insult back, she can’t help she’s been brainwashed 🤭🫣

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1 year

This might be the worst movie I've ever seen. Three stars.

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@CassandraRules lol she's like orgasmic at the attention

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The Hollywood Handle

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5 months

David Gordon Green will NOT return to direct the ‘EXORCIST: BELIEVER’ sequel. (Via: )

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3 years

When I saw this the older lady behind me would audibly "tsk tsk" in disapproval every time Denzel took a drink, like 4,000 tsks in a 2 hour run time.

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9 years ago today we met American hero Whip Whitaker 🇺🇸 ✈️

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There was a tweet going around about how Kevin Spacey wasn't a good enough actor to deserve a redemption arc that I ignored at the time but I've been mad about it for three days. Like I know he diddled twinks or whatever but have you even fucking seen L.A. CONFIDENTIAL???

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2 years

Watching SHIN GODZILLA and gosh I just love this big goofball!

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What's funny about the LATE NIGHT W/ THE DEVIL controversy is the A.I. image seems likes such a small thing to tarnish the whole movie over.... but then exactly, its such a small thing why did you not just get an artist to do it?? Goldilocks zone for discourse!

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3 years

I don’t judge a book by its cover, but rather by how many dumb appendixes it has and how long the glossary of your silly made-up words is, which is why DUNE is forever a 5 star banger

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@MannFacts A country. A proper country.

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3 years

You're laughing. Kingo's dead and you're laughing.

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@mooncult whatever color pill this is i ain't ready for it fam

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1 year

Hope nothing but the worst for a Blood Meridian adaptation. Like I want Melissa McCarthy as The Judge, laying big farts and "Well, that just happened!"s, as she falls off a horse, Tony Revolori as the comanche chief pulling big bug-eyed reaction shots. 84 minutes, PG-13

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2 years

lmao ask 100 random people on the street if they know who Simu Liu is, sit the fuck down

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Walter Matthau's outfit in THE TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE appreciation post

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1 year

How the fuck are there still so many Subways like it sort of made sense when it was dirt cheap but who the fuck is still paying $14 a footlong for that garbage today?

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Crazy how few good movies about football there are, like they sort of figured it out in the 70s that violent alcoholics trying to kill each other can be pure cinema but since then every one is just Matthew McConaughey being sad about racism.

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Why they always gotta make these costumes look like they were sewn together from dodge balls

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First look at David Corenswet as Superman.

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I've seen mutuals ring up huge follower numbers by baiting MCU kiddies so let me also add that bit in END GAME here Hawkeye and Black Widow, like, battle each other as to who gets to kill themself is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen in a movie. Nonsensical and beyond cringe

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They put Yoda stickers on bananas now so it almost feels quaint today, but nothing had been over-merchandised like this movie before. They slapped it on *everything*. You didn't see a Pepsi can without JarJar Binks on it again until like November

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To all of my older Star Wars followers, and mutuals what was it like seeing this on the big screen back in 1999?

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This has made me so profoundly depressed I’ve left two messages with my therapist’s after hours service

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5 months

Look at my pop culture dawg

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@InsaneMoviez Also a factor: the trailer was so DARK I literally couldn’t make anything out

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2 years

@vers_laLune a few months ago the US blew up a bunch of Afghani children and they didn't even reprimand anyone over it

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@giantgio Its important to remember its like ninety degrees in that room

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@BrettThousand "The air conditioning in the theater? SO brisk. Three stars."

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2 years

I am so fucking depressed today. Post Far Sides.

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1 year

I know I'm like six years behind but oh man lol this is so good

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The only hard evidence I have that society has gotten any better over the last 25 years is how everyone agrees now that JASON X fucking rules

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I don't think cinema will ever surpass this scene

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Judie Aronson's first three movies were FRIDAY THE 13th: THE FINAL CHAPTER, WEIRD SCIENCE, and AMERICAN NINJA. A stunning run of perfect films and then seemingly disappeared forever. The female John Cazale.

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I took a 50mg edible and fell asleep to MASTER AND COMMANDER and in my dreams I lived an entire life in the royal navy. I made first lieutenant and married a leathersmith’s daughter. Our daughter died of croup. I woke up knowing every word to sea shanties I’d never heard before.

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It's annoying that each generation has to reappraise the crap they grew up with so everyone thinks the Star Wars prequels are good now, but it's *super* annoying that Nolan's Batman movies are getting the reverse treatment and all the cool kids thinks they suck now.

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Childless 38-year old adderall addict cruising through a residential area 30mph over the limit while applying eyeliner: omg cargo shorts? Gross.

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GHOST PROTOCOL is the best MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE and it really sucks that stupid George Clooney bomb ruined Brad Bird's career

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@BarstoolBigCat @PardonMySteak That'll be $47.52. Pick up only.

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What I think I'm going to look like on Discord in my $130 gamer headset verses what I actually end up looking like

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...I dunno, man, if my dad died of a heroin overdose, I'd feel a little weird singing the songs he wrote about how much he loved heroin.

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Sublime continues to be one of the more unique stories in music history. Band’s on the rise, frontman dies, band gets big, influences tons of bands & then 30 years later return w/ late frontman’s son filling it for his dad. #Sublime

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@michaelmalice and the number of people who now know who Nick Fuentes is has doubled. 4D parcheesi.

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Zoomers hate nudity in movies because since infancy they've all been watching pornography so hardcore you used to have to get Joaquin Phoenix in 8MM killed to get it. They've thus compartmentalized all forms of sexuality on screen to shameful transgression and, well, masturbation

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@Hubert_Fronten3 Haha there's seriously still only like 5 or 6 good Batman comics ever and most of it is just dumb shit like this

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Someone explain LOST HIGHWAY to me

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@dennisbhooper Wasn't the ongoing storyline last season about him buying an entire coffee shop out of spite?

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@MattLandsman Hahaha they’re really following through with this bit

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This was the first I’d heard of this movie and my god, fucking masterpiece. Like TAXI DRIVER for anyone that’s ever smoked weed out of a Mountain Dew can

ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER

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WATCHING BUZZARD. THIS SHIT SHOULDVE MADE A BILLION DOLLARS NOT THAT FAKEASS WACKASS FUCKING JOKER MOVIE

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3 years

Chapter Two: The Truth According to Jacques Le Gris

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lol I'm going to be insufferable with this Tarantino book, now watching:

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God as my witness, I ever see anyone use "the pandy" for the pandemic again they get blocked and reported

🎃☠️ Whitney Van Laningham🦇🕸

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It seems silly, but the fact that we all trauma dumped on Elmo yesterday, and that we all cried when Steve from Blues Clues told us he was proud of us during the pandy PROVES that children’s entertainment is so much more than “entertainment,” and has a lasting effect on empathy.

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Watching THE NORTHMAN and just lmfao how did Eggers get a studio to give him ninety million dollars to make this, hard 9/10

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Told my boss I was probably going to see Dune this weekend. He had no idea what Dune was. Not the books, not the Lynch version, nothing. He said his weekend plans were to go fishing with his kids. Honestly feels like I’m the weird one.

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I need an 8-foot print of this to hang over my bed like Scatman Crothers in THE SHINING

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Phoebe Cates in a publicity photo for the film GREMLINS (1984).

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Yeah, THAT'S the Brooke Shields movie that couldn't be made today, sure...

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Brooke Shields: Controversial Film "The Blue Lagoon" Would Never Be Made Today

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There’s a bit in PLANE where Mike Colter, shoulders the size of fucking basketballs, is sneaking up on some fools and picks up an errant *sledgehammer* and its the most excited I’ve been in a theater since I realized Margot Robbie was about to do full frontal in WoWS. Good movie!

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ALIEN VS PREDATOR: REQUIEM, I couldn’t fucking see shit

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What is the darkest movie you've ever seen?

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This movie fucking ruuuules lol and it is INSANE both Goodyear and the NFL agreed to this like they won’t even let the local pizza place say “Super Bowl” for their 2-for-1 promotion today but here’s Shaw mowing down PLA terrorists next to actual footage of Tom Landry it’s nuts!!

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Doing a little last minute movie research before I lay my ridiculous 7-leg parlay on the Big Game tonight. I haven't really slept in a few days, sure, but the length of Robert Shaw's sideburns are telling me to smash the Over on how many times Usher will shout "Vegas!!" (2.5)

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Go ask 100 people on the street if they know either of those names. You’ll be lucky if you find one that even knows who Nolan is. You guys gotta log off sometimes

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Are Greta Gerwig and Jordan Peele the only directors of their generation that one might consider a household name?

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HALLOWEEN ENDS:…………………………………………………………………………..I don’t know you guys I kind of really liked it lol

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@BrettThousand Funny enough I'd suggest VALERIAN

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LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL: Hard meh. I get why they used A.I. stuff now, the whole thing is pretty half-assed and poorly thought out. Doesn't even *try* to commit to the premise. Just watch the WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (2013)

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@GathererSkull 97% critic score, 12% audience score, comments turned off

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It can’t be stated enough, since he’s obviously mostly memed as they overly-fussy stylized sad dollhouse visual guy, but Wes Anderson is an insanely gifted writer, and FD is his perfectly observed statement on the craft.

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Kids don’t even fucking say “trick or treat” anymore, you get maybe a weak “hi” and a Xanax-ed out Billie Eilish stare, we killed the ceremony in everything

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IRON MAN 3 is leagues better than anything the MCU has churned out in the last 4 years

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They opened a Jersey Mike’s near my parents house and I’ve never seen my dad so in love. I think he went there three times this week, it’s all he wants to talk about

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@barstoolsports Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they never stopped to think if they should!

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I've now read 9 Michael Crichton novels in 11 weeks and let me tell you, we were *robbed* of his COVID novel. There would've been a character named Dr. Fanthony Owchie and he would've been eaten slowly by piranhas

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