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Social Media pioneer. Generational Tweeter. Most Known Unknown.

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@ItsMeFlashE
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How you gettin mad at me & you inside my head? 😂😂😂
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@ulovewendy She was finna scream 😂😂😂
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@Frediculous They definitely chop your balls off…my cousin works at the octagon
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@_OnlyBDrakeford How I thought I would be after 3 months of duo lingo, but what had happened was…
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@AshleySmithTV Her: “This dog look funny” The dog: “This bitch smell funny”
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@DAVANIMAL @foxmccloud82 That’s not even a fucking number 😂😂😂
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PSA: IM NOT BELIEVING SHIT MAINSTREAM MEDIA SAYS ABOUT KWAME BROWN! He just put the spotlight on the NBA & NFL. Big talk, small return 😂😂😂
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@ItsMeFlashE
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Reno 911 wasn’t funny...it was hysterical. Top 10 all time
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@khuntanokinte You can see her soul leaving her body 😂
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@SterIingHarrell @ulovewendy Nah, just “Niggas!” 😵
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@kidsdoingshit Shawty bout to murk sumthin 😂🤣🤣
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@Notdojaaa That infant said, and I quote:
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It’s all fun & games til the games’s no longer fun 😩
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Rachel Ramirez
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Dollar Tree will soon be $1.25 tree. The company announced it will raise prices from $1 to $1.25 on the majority of its products by the first quarter of 2022. @nmeyersohn reports.
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Me, standing before the Olympic Committee, fighting Shacarri Richardson’s case:
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@YUNGcoke “That glass of Chardonnay got me throwed!” - no nigga ever in the history of niggadom 😂😂😂
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@MIDNlGHTCLUB Boyo said, and I quote:
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@compact_m1ni then turned around and cooked beans & weenies in the same pot talmbout she ain’t gotta wash it cus it’s already clean 😩
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@Mamalu_Aiga So you’re admitting that your tongue definitely touched butthole...that’s wild
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@XaySav25 @blaq_ken @RubbaBand_Grant @kellthegal You one of them niggas who thought Lloyd said “she’s 5’2...” ainnuh? 😂😂😂
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@ItsMeFlashE
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@thatdamnbrook @Heauxno1currr I had to delete mine cus you beat me to it…I see you remember Comic View as well 😂
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@debonairchef91 @joshyjoshijoshe @KarlousM The love of coochie is the root of all evil
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@BleuCapone Even if you can’t see what he’s doing, you know it’s something wild 😂
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@eatthekayanime @IAmLilRico She is not trapped…she can always walk away. Emphasis on walk 😩
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@CNBC @CNBCMakeIt For perspective, it was a $7.3 million dollar home 😂
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@Dirty_sandwhich @OTerrifying That is The People’s Republic of China...what lawsuit? 🥴
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@TonyBrax__ @NicoSuaveA That must be that new salmon
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@moovaaa__ @grindfacetv_ If he was paralyzed, he wouldn’t be able to feel his legs
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@CureHipHop Society has been crumbling since its inception
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We’ve all seen the trailer for a #CocaineBear but have you seen Gorilla On Molly? 😂😂😂
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@daritheprince That’s not how layaway worked...you had to start paying of Christmas layaways in July 😂
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@AuntiesBlocc @KarlousM Giraffes are polyamorous.
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4 years
Nah, you niggers just like to take ownership of negative things cus y’all addicted to pain & struggle 😂
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3 years
@SaintsSoulja Lil buddy from this video is watching this wondering how they can just sit there 😩
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4 years
Crazy lady ran over her boyfriend after she “gave him 18 yrs of her life” but now she finna do life on some dumb shit 😂😂😂
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@AuntiesBlocc @KarlousM Apparently...is the baby mama trippin? 😂
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@realJamesKlug KK said 😂😂😂
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@3rdstringW Butter beans/black eyed peas & cornbread go together like Bobby & Whitney 😂
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@Frediculous “What we don’t owe each other is consistency” - @Frediculous
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Bruh...don’t believe the social media narrative. There is no racial divide...outside, Americans of all creed & color are cohabitating just fine. There is no growing racial divide...America is not gonna be taken over. Stop falling for the fear mongering...we chillin, I promise 😂
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@holyapolygetics On foe nem? 😂😂😂
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@DaRealLilBodega The girl in the middle like
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Niggas been kneeling for 3 yrs & don’t even control they own finances 😂😂😂 dasad
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@LindseyCreated “If you build it, they will come”
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@rubyncomedy You don’t act like a nigga at your place of employment either...cut the shenanigans 😂
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@HowThingsWork_ That’s clean, modern mining...imagine their experience 😩
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@DolceDyamond - a nigga who, given the chance, would do it again…he regrets nothing 😂
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@RexChapman Mom, when she sees it 😂
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@mayhemiac She said
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A crackhead…😂😂😂
@ABC7NY
Eyewitness News
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George Floyd statue unveiled outside City Hall in Newark
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School to prison pipeline does not start in school 😂😂😂
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What can’t you learn about any of that without critical race theory? Lol
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If you’re against Critical Race Theory I’m convinced it’s because you’re trying to cover stuff like this up
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@disnotoj He said
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@Fancy12347 For perspective, a billionaire spending $132,000 is like someone who with $100,000 spending $20. That’s the part y’all don’t get...niggas’ll have $1400 & buy a $500 belt 😂🤣😂
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@StrawberriCurls You won’t know the true joy of having children until you can summon them & order them to hand you the remote off the dresser you didn’t feel like sitting up to get...it’s like heaven
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They LOVE to focus on the destruction of Black Wall St. but nobody wants to acknowledge that it was rebuilt & subsequently thriving until it was basically abandoned after integration. Nobody acknowledges the dozens of other prosperous areas. Addicted to pain & trauma 😂
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Next up, a documentary about Black Wall St. Surely to be on Netflix aka “Propaganda Central.” Let’s all focus on the dismantling of a black economy 100 years ago while current black economic opportunity is subtly dissipating before our very eyes. How insidious is that?
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@3rdstringW 34. Some of them are absolute staples 😩
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@littleflorz @grxtzky Looks to me like they are policing their own community. It’s crazy how people say we should police our own communities, then attack those who do 😂😂😂
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3 years
Did he lie? Look at the scoreboard 😂😂😂
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Emily Gilmore Apologist
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Bill Cosby went thru the 90s calling y’all baboons and crack baby thugs. Why are y’all even defending that monster?! 😭😭😭
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“The blacks are simple. This will work, trust me” - A Democrat
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@raphousetv2 “Every nigga in this picture is a known killer.” 😳😳😳
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@JuvyWicks This gon be him later...nothing is free 😩
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Black folks who say shit like “the court won’t treat you the same way as a white person”...bruh, please get you some lawyer money 😂
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I never heard a street nigga say “I’m a street nigga” only rappers & wannabes 😩
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Emily Gorcenski
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As a transgender woman, I am biologically female.
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For generational perspective...we got Chappelle’s Show, they got Key & Peele...enough said 😂😂😂
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@Frediculous He found one of the 4 black girls in a 50 sq mi radius & made his move…which begs the question, what do you have against black love? 😳
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The homeless meth addict coming off a 4 day bender, who thinks you are the demon sent to bring about the apocalypse, & is about to attack you for the sake of humanity:
@DiabolicalSpuds
Microplastics Exploder
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Drug addicts and homeless people aren't fucking cryptids lmao they aren't going to attack you just for waking by.
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This the tweet that got me kicked off Twitter the 1st time 😂😂😂😂😂
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Folks talmbout “y’all had to get vaccinated to go to school, what’s the difference?” The difference is I’m grown now, & I know more about the subject than my parents…that’s it. That’s the difference 😂
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@jaefly23 @FENDlDOJA No, no she cannot 😂😂😂
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The NBA just tryna stop the bleeding of this season so they have to double down in their “social justice” cus the BLM sign & jerseys backfired…they thought it would boost ratings 😂😂😂 this is what happens when you conflate social media & real life 😂
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@rsvp89 @_OnlyBDrakeford and shorty got on the furry thot slippers...might be 7 if they ain’t careful 😂😂😂
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Many (vaccinated) men. Many many many many (vaccinated) men…wish death pon me 😂😂😂
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When you don’t teach the churrn consequences they become older churrn who react irrationally & 10x their consequences 😂
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If everybody who said they was gon leave the country when Trump won had left, America would be a much better place today 😂😂😂
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America has effectively made survival far too easy. When mfrs start debating how many genders there are it’s bc they have too much access to food
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- a nigga who don’t have $44 billion 🥴
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The View: "If you have $44 billion and you use it to buy Twitter, you make bad decisions."
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- a nigga who wasn’t there for anybody’s slavery 😂😂😂
so acknowledging Black people had the worst slavery is playing victim? And my real way of Life is all about self-accountability
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Question is, was it theirs in the first place? Aren't they just holding the money until we need it?
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State Farm lost $6.3B in 2023. They lost $6.7B in 2022. Holy moly.
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@aqu4grl @cosmicempresss I can hear little green dress’s 4 count...little overalls was just vibin 😂
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