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I've been walking in the rain just to get wet on purpose I've been forcing myself not to forget just to feel worse I've been getting away with it all my life

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I’m embarrassed by the empty seats at #mancity again….. oh it’s the dippers end after 70 minutes 👋 @ManCity we love you ⚽️
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6 months
City’s away support doesn’t get the credit is deserves👏👏👏
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@josha1995_ @TomBrownrigg200 Yeah can’t believe the fans didn’t get in early to watch that sprinkler. The match hasn’t even started in the photo you nonce🤦‍♂️ rent free in your wee head
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2 years
Is there normally such a wankfest over the league cup. I’ve been to all of city’s finals in recent years but don’t remember this level of jizary pre match? Is it a major trophy again now? 😂
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Why the fuck is Anthony Taylor allowed to ref city games when his entire family have season tickets at old Trafford! Absolute joke! Doesn’t even hide his bias
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This is an absolute disgrace. He’s letting himself & @mancity down, yes he won the treble and deserves to be cut some slack, but look at the bloody state ….. socks with sandals get a grip lad 😘 @JackGrealish
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5 months
City sell out our 3300 allocation at Brighton as standard for tonight's Thursday night 8pm kick-off. It's not bad for a club with no fans and no history.
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@josha1995_ @TomBrownrigg200 Oh you mean the time when people go for a piss, pie, and a pint, what a muppet. We will stick to winning trophies you stick to counting seats at half time 🤦‍♂️
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2 years
Excellent piece by @MsiDouglas in the @iPaperSport today. It states all we need to know #mancity
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4 years
@eilisnifhear I really don’t get why people would want to call her out! If you don’t like it say nothing! They have lost a child for Christ sake send them nothing but love & kind words!!!
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🏆🏆🏆 to the empty seats!
@cfbcity
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Manchester City’s average #PL home attendance across the 2022/23 season was 53,249, 99.7% of capacity (53,500) #ManCity #MCFC #PremierLeague
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Criticising Pep does not make you any less of a @ManCity fan it means you have eyes 👀 he must learn from his mistakes not repeat them every year! Why pick that team and set up? Why on earth?
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2 years
Footballs gone, city are being invested for spending their own money, Barcelona are lauded but are in huge debt & don’t pay their transfers debts to smaller clubs, old Trafford is falling down & untied are half a billion in debt but that’s ok! It’s an absolute shit show.
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10 months
I go to City because I’m a blue, I was born a blue & always will be a blue. I don’t go for titles or cup wins (that’s a happy bonus) I’d go in the Prem & I’d go in the Northern Prem. That’s what true blues do. So half & halfs, moaners or glory hunters can do one! #ManCity
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@HLTCO @AgentFraudy Alex Scott is by far one of the best pundits on TV doesn’t bring her club bias with her, knows her football, and isn’t Scouse or Manyoo, a rare gem!
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8 months
This guy. Shopping at pound land..... spent more than city over the last 5 years the moaning fuckwit!
@ManCityOracle
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8 months
Listen to this pile of 💩 “Newcastle have no ceiling.” BUT in reality, they’re having to sell players ! “Only tree clubs in world football can do what they want…” (Man City inferred) FFP is NOT there to protect. FFP exists to STOP clubs competing…
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Following on from @ManCity announcement that our clash with Wolves has been moved and is now coinciding with a @oliviarodrigo concert at Co-op live on the same day. I can confirm that I will be selling Rodri & Rodrigo half & half scarfs outside the Etihad prior to kick off.
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2 years
Are the premier league looking into John Henry’s relationship with Standard Chartered? Or the 50m they claimed was used on a stadium never built to circumnavigate FFP? A house of cards will be brought down by the premier leagues persecution of just one club
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Things we will hear today; "Kick off is delayed" because the dippers have "welcomed" our coach & smashed windows "Just listen to that atmosphere," as the PA is turned up to 11 for scouse karaoke before the start "No var check" as TAA aka TIT plays basketball in the city box
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Look who the only club in Manchester to be found Guilty of FFP breaches are! Dirty cheating club 👀
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3 years
Not only did @aguerosergiokun score that goal! The poor chap had to listen to me tell him how much I loved him on a 7hr flight from Manchester to Abu Dhabi 💙Thank you Sergio Espero que disfrutes de tu jubilación #sergioaguero #aguero #mcfc #mancity @mancity
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7 months
The cult of Liverpool FC fans are a wired fucking bunch! They are like that kid at school who used to like having a pop at everyone, then goes crying to the teacher when you give him some back. Fucking odd bunch, just a different breed
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Martin Samuel one of the rare truth speakers in all this corruption by the G14, PL & UEFA. They only act to protect themselves it was never about fair play for any one. It’s a protection racket by the G14 group of clubs.
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"Find a poster, or caller, enraged by City’s regulatory rule breaches and it tends to be a follower of one of the clubs that got to sculpt the rules and are now deeply disappointed by how it is turning out" | ✍️ Martin Samuel
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5 years
There seems to be a lot of confusion over VAR and how it’s used so I thought I’d clear it up, there are just two simple rules, Rule 1; VAR reviews the decision and rules in favour of @LFC Rule 2; VAR reviews the decision and rules against @ManCity #VARinanutshell
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Top marks shit housery at soccer aid last night!!! 😂 #mancity @ManCity #Treble 🏆🏆🏆
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3 years
Unbelievable phone call from a parent this morning “my son didn’t come to training so he will start on the bench on Sunday? So I’m thinking not to bring him? 🤦‍♂️FFS #grassrootsfootball
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3 years
It’s clubs like @ManUtd @FCBarcelona & @realmadriden who really need this #europeansuperleague they are in huge debt & can’t compete with out it! That’s why @ManCity should have stayed clear. @ManCity you are helping them out? They have tried to freeze us out for years!!
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@RedlingMUFC85 😂😂 cry some more *asterisk my arse. Class you say, you’ve never had it. ✊🏻💦
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5 years
Can anyone convince me now that VAR is not being used to stop @ManCity winning the league. It’s the 3rd weekend in a row that VAR has being used ineptly and has had a negative impact on @ManCity . Massive agenda clear & obvious!
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@Citizen_baker @FCBarcelona are a joke of a club. Gutted that @IlkayGuendogan went there, they don’t pay their players, they don’t pay their transfer debts, proven to have bribed refs for years, and have the nerve to say clubs like @ManCity are ruining football! A joke of a club.
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11 months
Rags are leaving WhatsApp groups this morning quicker than their fans left the ground before the end yesterday …… Just like the old school bully they can only dish it out but very few can take it 😂⚽️💙 #ManchesterIsBlue #ManchesterDerby #ManCity
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10 months
Wonderful shithousery
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8 months
Stuck in traffic on the M6 in Walsall at 01:40am but I don’t care because I was there when City scored at Spurs!!
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5 years
My favourite season as a @ManCity was 2001-02 when we won the championship with one of the most entertaining sides I’ve ever seen (loved 2012 obviously) but 01/02 I went home and away to every game, it was pre var, pre heated seats, pre stadium sponsorship, happy simple times...
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@ErlingMCFC @ManCity @JackGrealish Your moaning at him you plank. I’m taking the piss out of people having a pop at him, like you.
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4 years
That went well.... fully dressed and ready to go......
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3 years
@MartinSLewis @Faycebuk Amazing both @MartinSLewis & @Lord_Sugar are both incredibly wealthy. One chooses to use his platform to help others the other uses it to flaunt his wealth. I know which one I’m windmilling! 🥊 what a knocker!
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United & Barca are massive cheats, falling foul of their own laws unsuccessfully dreamt up by them to stop other clubs being successful, hypocritical clubs! Ban them both! Club fined €300,000 by Uefa for financial fair play breaches
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2 years
Amazing sponsorship is bad but 500M or 1Billion debt is good? So really this is about protecting the established clubs nothing more
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Love the fact this tweet has triggered a load of delusional dippers keep it coming you muppets. I’m just pleased you all made it home to tweet before the final whistle 👋👋👋
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@Sparky280875 @ManCity @JackGrealish Gaza never wore socks & sandals together. We had much more style in the 90’s
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3 years
@eugeneh84 @Gojairu South Park Pond, Macclesfield
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6 months
This chap (who I wish no ill to personally) and 20 odd of his pals blocked our turnstile. Most wearing half & half scarfs and they are on a "futball tour" ...... 20 blues sat at home without tickets @ManCity #MCIARS
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@tomk1874 Yeah his name is “alright pal” and “see you next week mate”
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13 and out (91 in dogs years) a great knock for my best pal, and a life well lived! Sleep well Harry Basset you’ve brought us all so much joy & left us with wonderful memories ❤️ #DogsOfTwitter
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This! Which ownership model would you prefer at your club???? Obviously, we will get those that say neither, but be honest if you are a top six team your owners are to a more or lesser degree one of these two types.....
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And during those 50 years did we hear our manager or the media say it wasn’t fair that #Liverpool were backed by the millionaire Moores family & the Littlewoods pools buying whoever they wanted whilst little #mancity had Peter Swales local tv repair shop as owners? 🤷🏼‍♂️ #LIVMCI
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For more than 50 years it was pretty much a pointless exercise for @ManCity to travel down the East Lancs road to play @LFC , but a City win at Anfield today would open up a 16-point gap between the Champions and the team Pep says are City’s biggest rivals.
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@Lamby1081 @RobbieSavage8 The fact grown men are coming on Twitter to have a pop at a 16 year old lad who has signed his first a pro contract is ridiculous! Having the opportunity is one thing, the lad obviously has the talent to grasp that opportunity. Pro contracts aren’t handed out. Good luck to him 👏
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8 months
Let's hope @MiguelDelaney is as outraged at this as he is about City's owners. Something tells me he won't be though
@PrestwichBlue
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I assume the media will be demanding Spurs be deducted points, or relegated, for their owner pleading guilty to fraud?
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@theglamityjane My wife..... “Shes glad its all over and even happier that she doesn’t need to do it again for at least another 12 weeks”
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Don’t care saying it, couldn’t love @JackGrealish any more! What a lad! Great with the fans, loves his footy, top player, top lad! Super Jack!
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@TonyEvans92a This is gold .... " there's so much we can't write because of the laws of libel" So you admit you would write any old lie to fit your narrative, but it's best not because it would be libel 🤣🤣🤣
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I would have had an amazing day at @mancity had it not been ruined by an armchair virgin United fan who sent out tweets from his mums spare room to say he’d found a blue seat 🤦‍♂️ Yep a 5-0 win at home, first time at the match with my boy for 18 months all for nothing 😂
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@FA @Cheshire_FA Why cancel #grassrootsfootball as always the @FA are out of touch. Why stop kids playing a sport they love! Much better to let them play have a minutes silence as a mark of respect? What good does this decision do?
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Wow, absolutely brilliant @MartinSLewis 👏👏👏
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Martin Lewis has quite a speech here lamenting how the BBC relegated consumer journalism to a section in The One Show, when such issues affect millions of lives
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Time to get that banner up lads it’s United’s worse start in 34 years…..
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2 years
It’s what Saturday should be all about! Father & Son at the home of the Champions #ManCity #FamilyAndFootball #ForeverBlue
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I just received a call from my amazing daughter, who is a raging dyslexic like me, and she has SMASHED! her GCSEs School didn't come easy for her, so I'm just in absolutely awe of that amazing young lady! I'm crying like a baby right now!
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Heart warming this. My 14 year old lad has his wall chart up, we watched the first match, it’s filled in, we have 3 games back to back today to watch. In between he goes in the garden and plays football. My boy ❤️
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@WorldFamousHot1 Can't have Crowe on that list he needs replacing with Keanu Reeves if you want to be taken seriously
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3 years
@mattsc9_ It’s ok I’m sure a grown up will be along in a minute to clear up that mess lads. Then you can get your colouring in out.
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3 years
Taking the girl to @ManCity tonight as the boy has football training. We always have an ace time so I can’t wait ⚽️
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7 months
It's those plucky scousers I feel sorry for. Doing it on a shoe string for all those years 👀
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Premier league spending was fair game for so many years. In fact nobody really batted an eyelid until that pesky blue bar began rising towards the top of this table… Wonder why that is 🙄
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I’ve just lovingly asked Mrs B at 6:53 “morning love how are you” to which she replied “what the fuck are you doing, I was fucking asleep” married life is full of little joyful moments you can cherish 😘
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It’s not on, I’ve been influenced by @JackGrealish
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@PRADAXBBY Where is that label going?
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@FootieWriter @Minnsie1 Hey Kristian, I’m neither a pro or an athlete what magic can you work with me pal.......😂
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2 years
@_lfcleanne I don’t disagree but is it only Hillsborough chants? Lizzy in a box ok? The shipman song ok? Booing the National anthem ok? Munich songs ok? Attacking coaches ok? Pissing on other fans ok? All that is ok?
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I genuinely wish the princess of Wales well in her recovery from cancer as I would anyone recovering from such a horrible disease. But I'd much rather they donated the money it cost to produce a high production value VT to a cancer charity. Millions of people aren't as fortunate
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@MancCalledAdam No one is really talking about Newcastle from what I’ve seen it’s all about United
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Let’s all have a Klopp fist pump for Palace 🦅
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2 years
@OasisMania @NoelGallagher I can only see Noel? 🤷🏼‍♂️
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4 years
@sueperkins I think he managed to bankrupt most of them during a time of economic boom! I’ve seen more humility & empathy radiating from one of his crap pizza’s!! #bbcqt
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The more I see of @JackGrealish the more I want him to be a huge success at @ManCity a great lad living his best life with a proper talent I think this is going to be jacks season!
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9 years
We are in at Villa Park @MCFC #comeoncity
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@Growlylion1960 Is he your dad? Rodri’s red not an issue tbh. Taylor’s over all performance was shocking.
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4 years
It’s just the sun rising
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6 months
@iamtomskinner It amazes me that people are coming back to pick holes in this. It's a fantastic opportunity, and the chap is doing something positive. Keyboard warriors need to get a life.
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@MarkSan16959180 @ManCity To be fair it looked like they all walked out together pretty much, nice and early too
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Today at 44 years old I became a real man! I have fixed something without having to call round my 70 year old dad to help me. I have official replaced a toilet seat and will now be spending the rest of the day basking in the glory of my amazing DIY talent!! 🛠
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4 years
Some very brave men have stepped forward to talk about #FootballsDarkestSecret I grew up watching David White & Paul Stewart and they were my hero’s and they very much still are 👏
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What has happened to twitter it’s just full of videos of fighting, people arguing over trans, or some twat telling me private jets are cheap! I’m off to read a book!
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So blues my new season ticket for this year is here (top of the tip on the finger) I think it maybe a little lively here today. #MCILIV @mancity #ManCity
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Hotel lobbies at 1:30am are ace!
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@staffsref Of course he does…. And how many Alty fans also support United 🤔
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On yer bike….. Completed 7 days booze free and treated myself to a big bike ride up in the forest . Want to get fitter & leaner, plus the booze is a bugger for my neuropathy. Feel ace tbh 😃
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@YourMCFC I was ready to book flights now I just need a tetanus jab! @ManCity
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Not sure if my lad and his pals do any work at school but he’s definitely living his best life…… 😂⚽️
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5 years
@OllieHolt22 Imagine saying this? Tells you a lot to @OllieHolt22 😂
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2 years
Can’t wait to go to the home of the champions on Sunday & watch the mighty #mancity the G14 cartel have been after us from the day we posed a threat to them. So sod them, we will come out fighting, it’s a siege mentality now! No one likes us, we don’t care 🖕
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2 years
My hotel lobby has a vinyl library…..
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4 years
Colin the King 👑 He’s the leader of our City 💙 RIP Legend! My Dad and I were fortunate to share a table with him on 13th May 2012 a very special day!
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2 years
@sportbible Why lie? Why not just admit he’s brilliant and City got a bargain? We could be paying Casemiro & Ronaldo 1M a week to sit on the bench,now that’s a story
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4 years
Unbelievably sad story on @BBCNews currently about a man who has lost his job, been made homeless, and has had no UC payment. If you’re in or around the Bradford area the chap is called Paul Stewart. He is currently having to sleep in an underpass. I hope he gets some help.
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4 years
@OfficialSGoater @sterling7 @ManCity @aguerosergiokun I can see your 99th & 100th goal in my minds eye like it was yesterday @OfficialSGoater a true @ManCity legend 👏⚽️
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Manchester lads
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@refsupportuk Oh here he is the defender of any ref no matter how poor their performance. No ref ever has a bad game according to this truth twister. Even refs are embarrassed of him!
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