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4 years

*opens freezer* *note falls out* “We here at Totino’s Pizza Rolls know you’ve been wondering about our response to COVID-19”

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never ever tell me one person can't make a difference

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69,419 is the announced attendance for tonight's game. #Titans

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There is ONE Major League Baseball team in this boundary

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Next on 60 minutes: Is our country turning the police into an unimpeachable hero cult? We asked seven police chiefs and you’ll never guess what they told us. Plus, all new episodes of NCIS, NCIS Los Angeles, NCIS New Orleans and Blue Bloods. Tonight, only on CBS.

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folks if my calculations are correct we have a full on Mario/Wario bowl next week

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Sorry, I can’t stop laughing at the 27 goddamn eggs on his plate

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"it's totally ridiculous. they're promising people everything; free this, free that, free this, free that. and in actuality if you sit down and look at it, that's buying votes."

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you: oh shit it's racist family thanksgiving your family: oh shit it's that day our son mumbles under his breath about seizing the means of production

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I’m sorry what

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WHITE QB: I support the xenophobic racist. We are pals PUBLIC: ha ha oh tom BLACK QB: I dance when I'm happy PUBLIC: THINK OF THE CHILDREN

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big day for people who like to tell you that they don��t like sports

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@ironghazi @david_j_roth @alfonsohoops @RealJamesWoods hello did you all know that the Confederacy actually lost forever?

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PROSECUTER: miss shakira, did you or did you not take money from the Spanish government SHAKIRA: I plead the fif- HIPS: yes

New York Post

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8 months

Shakira accused of defrauding Spanish Treasury of $7M, already facing tax fraud

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lmao holy shit

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Kim Mulkey:

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and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

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4 years

College football is dumb: you play 3 games against teams you consider auto-wins, can’t play regional rivals because both are afraid of losing, play until Thanksgiving, then wait a month and play one game in a half empty stadium sponsored by a regional chicken joint or the army

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when you see a deliciously photographed recipe online vs when you try and make it yourself

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told the group chat I was “too busty” to do something instead of busy and now I think I need a whole new set of friends to start over with

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time to pour this into a Diet Coke

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perfect photo choice

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what will we do without this website

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@WardieJerusalem @AFP I mean who among us

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I’m sorry, WHO won Hip Hop Dance?

🇸🇹 Sickos Committee 🇸🇹

@SickosCommittee

1 year

We’re back with part two of our non-NCAA champs. Congrats to these teams and competitors that rose to the top in 2022/2023. We still have at least two more of these to go, but if you haven’t seen your school’s championship yet, put it down below!

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*backstage behind press corps* SEAN SPICER: *spins wheel* aw hell DONALD: you gotta do it SS: cmon DONALD: the topic wheel says Hitler, Sean

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This grittier Dark Flacco has me shook to my core

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thinking about the life choices that would lead me to joe flacco socks

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you: 'my wife and i have two jerseys. One says TOGETHER and the other says SINCE and the numbers spell out the year!' me:

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I want to poke the turf blob

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No one can own us like we ourselves can self-own

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3 years

A great way to introduce this would be to deliver 100 of them to every person

Chip Franklin.com

@chipfranklin

3 years

NEW: Biden administration just announced Underground Railroad hero Harriett Tubman will kick notorious racist Andrew Jackson's ass off the $20 bill. How do you feel?

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Frog deleted the Twitter app from his phone. "There," he said. "Now we will not destroy ourselves with election anxiety." "But we can reinstall the app," said Toad. "That is true," said Frog.

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There is a parallel universe where Twitter doesn't exist and we all sit alone in a studio apartment yelling 69 jokes at our pets

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GOD: eternal paradise is yours if you can withstand one temptation ME: hit me GOD: you must not laugh at this

NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas

We hear a lot about Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn, and that's because we have extremely fancy hardware floating around and, in some cases, cruising on the surface of those planets. The planets that lie...

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hey remember when two days ago you posted a blatantly anti-trans article; gosh i wonder where this narrative keeps coming from

The New York Times

@nytimes

1 year

The deadly shooting on Saturday at Club Q, an LGBTQ nightclub in Colorado Springs, brought terror to a place that was, for many visitors, a refuge.

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i farted so loudly that Teams reminded me that my mic was muted

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Meat Maker Meets Maker

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4 years

Russian oligarch nicknamed the 'Sausage King' killed in sauna with crossbow

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Please remember this critical thing: DUKES: good DUKE: bad

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This was an exaggerated tweet. Blue Bloods is actually on Fridays.

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my milkshake brings all the cops to the Shack and they’re like, is this an attack alright, it’s not an attack but it’s gone too far now to backtrack

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HEY JIM WHY YOU EATING OUT WHEN YOU COULD GET A DOZEN EGGS FOR A COUPLE DOLLARS AND FRY THEM AT HOME SMH MILLENNIALS

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what if the boner pill fell into the bathtub and revived the dead kid

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guys i i found a good take on facebook?

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hail to Pitt you sons of bitches

Luis Fabregas

@LuisTrib

4 years

In announcing coronavirus vaccine, Dr. Louis Falo off Pitt Medical School invokes polio pioneer Jonas Salk. He said Pitt is working with FDA to get approval to start human safety trials. Mice tests showed they developed antibodies to virus after 2 weeks.

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*me, 21 years later* oh my god the train in "cmon ride the train" isn't a train it's a penis

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brb updating the firmware on my shoes

Michael Felder

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3 years

also my Jordan Adapt 11s keep connecting to my bluetooth before my headphones and this is not what I wanted to have happen. I have to figure out how to turn the shoes completely off.

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“What radicalized you, Spilliam?” “Growing up with parents who watched 3-4 police/legal/medical procedurals every night”

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If you push the fish button on a microwave it should call the police

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you can call them the pirates it’s ok

WPXI

@WPXI

2 years

Pittsburgh area poop company caught up in federal court.

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6 years

It's tough to see the Golden Knights struggle through the worst season in franchise history

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I had class with LeSean McCoy. He thought my Zune was a phone.

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lmao

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4 years

It’s cool that roughly every 15 minutes some even more ghastly thing comes out about Michael Bloomberg and yet folks are tripping over themselves to defend him because a progressive candidate might raise their taxes

Eric Umansky

@ericuman

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“It’s a fucking baby! It doesn’t know the difference between you and anyone else,” Bloomberg yelled at an employee trying to find childcare. “All you need is some black who doesn’t have to speak English to rescue it from a burning building.”

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ahahahahahaha

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This is the picture they should frame when the Covid response is put into history books

Pat Kiernan

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Mask distribution attempt on Staten Island. The borough is firmly the #NYC coronavirus hotspot with a positive test rate of 4.8 percent.

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. |￣￣￣￣￣￣ | | THE DRAFT | | SHOULD | | ONLY BE | | ON THE | | WEEKEND | | ＿＿＿＿＿__| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ

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broncos champions forever tho

New York Post

@nypost

8 years

A newly discovered planet could destroy Earth as soon as this month

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the Jesus ad money would be better going to feed people

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this will definitely happen in real life!!!!!

The Associated Press

@AP

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No keg parties, no long road trips and no guests on campus. Those are some of the promises U.S. colleges are asking students to make this fall to help contain the coronavirus.

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I HATE THINGS BEING DIVISIBLE BY TEN. FREEDOM TO ME MEANS HAVING TO LOOK UP CONVERSION TABLES

jordan

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5 years

breaking news

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can the juggalos fight the nazis just so I can hear trump say the word "juggalos" in a speech

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The Bozesox

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I haven't seen Pennsylvania ruin Washington DC this badly since November

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I love the Mariners novelty jerseys solely because I can guarantee a thousand stuffy old white men are grinding their teeth and calling into sports talk right now

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got the best destiny name

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when it’s 3am and you just won a united states senate seat but you need a shmuffin and a pair of novelty socks right now

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when u get the magic mushroom

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5 years

🎵 Open up my eager eyes 🎶

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So the menu doesn’t list any bulk egg items, though you can get two eggs for $2 as a side item so Jimothy Maga here looks to have dropped $10 on just eggs.

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Roses are red Thorns give you cuts BOFA? What's BOFA? *turns mic to audience*

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kneeling during an anthem: DISHONOR AGAINST AMERICA breaking into the capitol and stealing a podium: PATRIOTISM

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weird that the national guard isn’t being called to beat and arrest them

Fifty Shades of Whey

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Obnoxious Trump supporters in New York shut down Mario Cuomo bridge

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my wife is brewing coffee in what appears to be a container purpose built for liquids that give you 100HP

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Those who stay the entire game will receive the antidote

MEGHAN SCHILLER

@MeghanKDKA

4 years

BREAKING NEWS: The University of Pittsburgh announces they will obtain samples of the Coronavirus and work to develop a vaccine. @KDKA

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Twitter Exec: We could try and deal with harassment Engineer: or...ooooooor.. Both Together: WE COULD SELL PHISHING ADS!

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@celebrityhottub posted on the internet to get help on grass, then acting on it and posting on the internet to show off the healthier grass

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winamp was the best software ever made

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Came to the horrible realization that if In-N-Out ever came to Pittsburgh the yinzers would squash it into the worst two syllable noise possible

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just got my new apple watch http://t.co/FqEb5AgVC5

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a prisoner doing time for sexual assault

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7 years

another day volunteering at the chocolate chip cookie museum

FOX31 Denver KDVR

@KDVR

7 years

Secret to amazing chocolate chip cookies? Bang them!

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@edsbs also one day I made oatmeal cookies exceedingly poorly and it turned into a sheet pan of burnt granola and the dog ate the whole thing and turned into a shit fountain

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2 years

The funniest part is any angry Penn State / Steelers fan right now

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here is my prediction 1. Pitt— —2. Pitt |——| 3. Pitt— —4. Pitt

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The most correct statement ever posted on Twitter dot com

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I once wrote an article making fun of eve6 and I’ve never felt more regret for anything in my whole entire life

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WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND IS GETTING FILLED WITH MODERNA GOVERNMENT TRACKING BIOCHIPS THIS FRIDAY

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@Shop412 Or you could just let them put a number on there that clearly isn’t your logo, but no, be dicks about it

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receiving government money

Ana Samways

@AnaSamways

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What’s considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich?

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forced patriotism

Good Morning Football

@gmfb

5 years

What's your LEAST favorite sports tradition?

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It’s 2019, let’s bring back wearing T-shirts on top of long sleeve shirts

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Ian Dunt

@IanDunt

2 years

Still hard to believe she's gone. The weirdness of a country without her. The reality of it is hitting now in a way it didn't the last couple of weeks.

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RICH FITZGERALD: "Aw man, Pittsburgh didn't win HQ2" YINZER: "WHATS THAT MEAN" RICH FITZGERALD: "Well, so-" YINZER: "TELL IT TO ME IN STEELERS"

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