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@Humbhle_ak

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Tall guy. Low-key entertainer and inconsistent skitmaker || I be compere too🎤 || Engineer || Chelsea💙💙... Davido❤️ || Dazoll.

Calabar, Nigeria
Joined October 2018
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@Humbhle_ak
Calabar Landlord
2 years
Because Tiktok saw this first. Akwa-Ibom people can y’all relate? #AkwaIbomTwitter
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@Humbhle_ak
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In Nigeria, “tell them I sent you” is stronger than first class upper.
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@Humbhle_ak
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4 years
Protesters at Calabar have been blocked by SARS and some phones seized for no reason. Currently at 13 Brigade Marian. Retweet aggressively because #SARSMUSTEND
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@Humbhle_ak
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Forget the #istandwithbuhari trend and also the 256 Nigerians Twitter VAR still doing well 😂😂
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@Humbhle_ak
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Two bags of rice, six cartons of indomie, bottle water and two girls' phone numbers. Calabar youths, I thank you oh
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@Humbhle_ak
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Forget Vector and Dremo Facebook keeps winning 😂😂😂😂
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@femmehuman @TheOluwabukunmi What sense have you made now?
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Uncle I have graduated from University. Rich uncles : Look between X and B on your keyboard and send it.
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@Humbhle_ak
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@LammyMide @lollypeezle @Uncle_savage00 Swallow your credibility. Even Sanwo-Olu said he was credible. Na DNA test we want.
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@Humbhle_ak
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@lollypeezle Step 1 : Once the baby is born, thank God for safe delivery. Step 2 : Go do a DNA test immediately. Step 3 : Still carry am go ogun shrine make e swear because dem dey bribe doctor oh. . Make you no raise pikin to accountable age and you did it without your knowledge and will.
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@Humbhle_ak
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@mosace007 @wapogaSZN Simple. They say this one that one will not make the child blah blah blah. No matter how bad I decide to be now, my father has a record that under his roof and his watch, I could never try shit.
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@Humbhle_ak
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@ImranSZN @toolzbeib It depicts that firewood is used to make fire. Wood is used to make ladder. If you use an iron ladder, you won't be able to burn it.
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@Humbhle_ak
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Thanks for having me CRUTECH.
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@Humbhle_ak
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Who's your Best Keeper??😍😍😍 LIKE for KEPA Retweet for De Gea . #CHEFRA
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@Humbhle_ak
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@akeemsado1 @a__vanita If I hear say you play any track in pidgin
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@officialtomi1 This guy no put garri oh. Which boarding school are they attending now?
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@_OkoliNzube @butterev @jayythedope She prolly thought hitting your dad is your loss... for a girl you barely even know. Come on, that’s a win to the whole family.
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@Humbhle_ak
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Happy birthday Akpan Ibibio. The only way is up.
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@Humbhle_ak
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MI IS NOT SPONTANEOUS!!! MI IS NOT SPONTANEOUS!!! MI IS NOT SPONTANEOUS!!! MI IS NOT SPONTANEOUS!!! MI IS NOT SPONTANEOUS!!! MI IS NOT SPONTANEOUS!!! MI IS NOT SPONTANEOUS!!! MI IS NOT SPONTANEOUS!!! . Vector would defeat MI in an IG live video challenge.
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@Humbhle_ak
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Me and your serious girlfriend dancing to “Nobody has to know” by Chris Brown and Davido.
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@YoliHeaven_Sent @preciousababio @Thembisile_Q Finally someone from SA who writes a comment in English from start to finish without adding mkpulu mgbititit kpak pkak gbish.
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@Preshi__ Me after my girl shows me this Tweet
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@boks84tm @Mochievous @DavidHundeyin My guy ehhhh😂😂😂 Causing vawulence in a way that will please God.
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@Humbhle_ak
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Nigerians, let's choose our keeper now. LIKE for Akpeyi RETWEET for Uzoho #TUNNGR #AFCON2019
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After watching Kyle XY reading plenty books within seconds, I went straight to the Library. My BRAIN:
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@ani_berny @unclebayotics Not because you are at your lowest but because you have always had the tendency to believe. Some people normally like to attribute their problems to something so if a prophet even says a word, they can’t believe less.
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@jayythedope “Many guys outder” don fuck up by dating nonsense because the ego wey follow these chats no worth am normally. Them buy you cloth, you call am “Just” Studio money never land and you don’t have it either but you’re already at the studio. We can do better kings. STICK TO QUALITY!
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@Humbhle_ak
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@Arieswoman5 @nastyjacki Them go comot your wig still slap your head ontop😂😂😂
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Couldn’t see this alone guys 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Festus08111 @_seyithefirst @MalikGCFR You don try back of fridge? 😂😂😂😂
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@NotJustSalmanPR Every single time or every single round? Make I fit calculate my networth well.
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@miss_ezeani @KyraSomto Another day, another reason to wake up and thank God I’m a man.
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@explicitlyme_ @cruise_kay You are not using the right style.
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+1 and grateful.
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@yhutie_toni @MartinezJ124 @Mr_Lu3se If he buys all that, she won’t reject it. Don’t say what we already know.
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@YomY0m_ @fineboytunde_ Nigerian women every second.
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God abeg why CGPA dey trend ?
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So apparently, the only free and fare election we have had in Nigeria is the #ShepeteriDecides2020 All thanks to @SMiTHiE___ and his electoral team for working tirelessly to making this a success.
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@aystickz 🤍🤍
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@nimahyana @real_kassim1 Na this mentality make you dey show only one eye. Make person no beat you for road.
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My Calabar people... What did you hear about this woman?
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+1 abi how una dey talk am.
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Men who propose to women in public, what do you hope to achieve?
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Me using the well sharpened and reserved knife for Afang to cut indomie seasoning. My AkwaIbom mother :
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Tearing your speedy to pour it all inside your pocket then pick and eat one by one. >>>>>
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Gen z generation step aside please. Which was your favorite?
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@onkfestus1 @flawlessistired And I just bought perfume oh
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@Daddy_Nomso When I enter with just 4% battery and we're stuck in traffic. Lagos, I thank you oh.
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I enter bathroom 30 minutes ago, na now I comot come. Na the whole Asake album I dey perform.
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So it's Nigerian police that arrested Cubana Chief Priest?? Hushpuppi to Cubana :
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When you’re at the ATM stand and the transaction is processing, please use that little time while waiting to fear women.
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@YomY0m_ @aystickz Guys Nobe to dey shout facts facts upandan. What is the way forward. Bingos don plenty pass sabi men and despite all the preachings, they never learn. Where do we go from here?
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#LIVCHE RETWEET if you agree that Kante is the midfield Landlord.
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@CleverlyAhmed @Alex_Houseof308 @Mrfunny___ @brainjotter_ @Zicsaloma Everybody dey try but make we leave am for Mr. Funny. The ability to twist every plot to ending him in trouble is a whole different kind of creativity.
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Fufu 200 naira ke Uyo nnyin ami.😑 God Abeg oh. 🤲🏽
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