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@aystickz

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๐Ÿ“ฉ aystickz @gmail .com | Web3

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined September 2014
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@aystickz
Ayo, the First
3 years
This still remains the most random link up Iโ€™ve seen.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Iโ€™m financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Birthday depression is a real thing, and I donโ€™t think anyone can fully explain it.
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Ayo, the First
1 year
Peter Obi just won my polling unit in Alapere Lagos by 75%. They thought we came to play ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ayo, the First
2 months
Here
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@abazwhyllzz
๐”ธb๐•’๐•ซ๐•ซ
2 months
Dear non-salary earners what is your source of income?
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Ayo, the First
3 years
As a brother i must dislike my sister's boyfriend for no reason. It's my duty.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
You will be richer than Elon Musk this week.
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Ayo, the First
1 year
Dey play
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@kayzywizzzy
A.K.A๐Ÿคก
1 year
Stop dating because of big yash, yash wonโ€™t raise your kids
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Iโ€™m the worst person to tell โ€œIโ€™m in your cityโ€ cos even people in my city donโ€™t see me.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Tattoos look better when you have money. When youโ€™re broke you begin to look dangerous.
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Ayo, the First
1 year
Small win.
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Ayo, the First
4 months
Some Twitter users donโ€™t even tweet, they just retweet and have fun.
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Ayo, the First
3 years
I only wanted to be an adult cos of two meats. All these bills and extra wahala, I didnโ€™t sign for it. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Nothing as sweet as this 6k for 50gb from MTN
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Ayo, the First
2 years
A 19-year-old babe will text you "shut up", and you a working-class 26+ graduate will reply "come and shut me up" because you're not loved at home.
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Ayo, the First
4 months
No broke days in 2024. I claim it for me and mines.
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Ayo, the First
3 years
Bruno Mars: Imma leave the door open. Mosquitoes:
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Interviewer: Why do you want to work with us? Me: Can you do all the work alone?
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Ayo, the First
7 months
Adulthood will make you understand some actions of your parents. At this stage if I pay someone's school fees and the person comes back with last position, one of us go run mad.
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BAMIDELE๐Ÿ•Š
7 months
What opinion about Adulthood will have you like this?
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Ayo, the First
1 year
Canโ€™t even spell โ€œharmattanโ€ correctly cos all she got in school was Dโ€™s.
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1 year
Hamathan is here ๐Ÿฅถ
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Ayo, the First
6 months
Try unemployment
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7 months
9-5 reduces your swag.
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Ayo, the First
3 years
Me as a lecturer: Omo be like una go fail this course o. Even me sef no too understand am.
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Ayo, the First
9 months
Ayra Starr, Ini Edo and Uriel in one person
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BLOODY CIVILIAN
9 months
Oily skin gang!!! How was the groundnut you ate for breakfast?
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Ayo, the First
3 years
The moment after NYSC is when you realise you and your daddy have no connection.
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Ayo, the First
2 months
Congratulations to the happily married men. See Wetin remain for street now
@DamilohunA
Enioritse๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Imagine a man asking you to buy something for him on your way home ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ayo, the First
2 years
You blamed your parents for not birthing you into wealth. Now it's your turn. The world is watching.
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Ayo, the First
10 months
Them go dig Davido post of 2015 for Facebook ๐Ÿ˜ญ. But whoโ€™s this girl? ๐Ÿฅบ
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Ayo, the First
3 years
Quality camera will make you think some women are way above your league until you meet them man to man.
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Ayo, the First
3 years
Feliz Navidad Felix wey dey mad
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Ayo, the First
3 months
To celebrate this massive win, weโ€™re following each other. Retweet this and drop ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ letโ€™s follow you now!!
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Ayo, the First
2 years
We did everything, except sex ๐Ÿค I donโ€™t smoke but I take shisha
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Ayo, the First
4 months
If youโ€™re not doing Yahoo, may God bless your hustle
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Calling her โ€œbossโ€ when you know she likes you >>>>>>
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Saw Nancy outside my house searching for someone. So I walked up to her and asked, โ€œNancy, Isime you're looking for?โ€
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Ayo, the First
1 year
I go first give this girl belle cos I know sey price of cerelac go come down
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Hi ๐Ÿ˜บ
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Kizz Daniel refused to perform cos they didnโ€™t bring his clothes. I trust Burna Boy
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Ayo, the First
1 year
Just look at
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Ayo, the First
3 years
Nigerian bankers look very rich inside the bank.
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Ayo, the First
3 years
Youโ€™re mad at me because I forgot your birthday. Did I give birth to you?
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Ayo, the First
3 years
Being a boyfriend is hard. Imagine pretending you can beat everyone. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ayo, the First
2 years
โ€œShank is not even funnyโ€ but manโ€™s steady winning. This is the kind of Win I want in my life. Success that doesnโ€™t care about peopleโ€™s opinions.
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Ayo, the First
4 years
"Fine boy like you, you go still collect change?"
@porshey555
porshey.py
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BOmboclaat
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Fresher give children 2k because them help am carry load. Werey dey challenge Sapa ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ayo, the First
3 years
Helicopter no trek o. No let them use motivational quotes tie you down.
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ABDULLAHI_BABA ๐Ÿ—
3 years
Even aero plane dey trek before fly. No let anybody rush you, this life na process.
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Ayo, the First
3 years
Having money in your savings but still telling yourself you're broke is a different kind of discipline.
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Ayo, the First
3 years
โ€œNot too dirty to wash, not too clean for wardrobe. This is where the chair in the room comes in.
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Ayo, the First
1 year
Again, anytime you feel like 5k is too small to send to a babe, send it to your younger sibling or mom or security man. They'll appreciate it.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Nigerian mothers will just sew native attire that nobody can iron.
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Ayo, the First
1 year
They wonโ€™t show you tweets where he was also โ€œromanticizingโ€ the Yoruba agitators. They play the divide and rule game and yโ€™all are easily falling for it. ORIGBOGBOYTDR
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Ayo, the First
10 months
If you see โ€œrate limit exceededโ€, tap it multiple times, itโ€™ll load.. youโ€™re welcome.
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Ayo, the First
1 year
Happy birthday to me ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽŠ
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Ayo, the First
7 months
Thank You Jesus ! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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Ayo, the First
9 months
Higher paying job who?
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Ayo, the First
4 years
E fit you Vs You look good
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Ayo, the First
3 years
Isreal DMW knowing David is his king and God has promised to fight for Israel.
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Ayo, the First
1 month
Good Friday - March 29th Easter Monday - April 1st Eid Fitr 1 - April 10th Eid Fitr 2 - April 11th Atheists own na to dey speak nonsense with rubbish grammar.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
I jam my pastor for restaurant now. We begin laugh cos we suppose dey fast ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ayo, the First
1 year
Make Davido just come online tweet โ€œNo be me and youโ€ make everywhere scatter ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’”
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Ayo, the First
9 months
The one with a rich father
@CoocHeona
DOL
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Squirter or Creamer?
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Girls shoot their shot by staring at you for 2 seconds then look away hoping you noticed.
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Ayo, the First
15 days
Nah this one enter ๐Ÿ˜‚
@Jbrandy_YBNL
JBRANDY
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Baddy of Lasu every time he looks between ; and $ on his keyboard
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Egg wey I buy 90 naira you say make I go outside go mess. If I comot here make I bend.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Told this aboki bike man that carried me this morning and was driving at top speed to โ€œtake it easy nauโ€, baba say โ€œNa me call you? No be you call me??โ€ Omo I wan d!eee ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Youโ€™re dating an overthinker and you are telling them you are busy, do you want to kฤซll them?
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Ayo, the First
8 months
E Don tey wey you like underbridge
@Tunde_OD
Tunde Onakoya
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2014 2023
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Nobody: Two Christians flirting: โ€œSo, are you waiting for second service?โ€
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Elon Musk has 210 billion dollars and there are 8 billion people on earth. He could give everyone 1 billion each and still have 202 billion left.
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Ayo, the First
1 year
I heard Igbos do eat people. I offer myself to you. Use me to make Ofe nsala ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿผ
@diced_gold
egรณ oyibo
1 year
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Ayo, the First
2 years
If you have curves, it will clearly show in your pictures. Stop standing like you want to play corner kick.
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Ayo, the First
3 years
"You don't look Yoruba" I'm sorry. I'm supposed to tattoo Oduduwa and Oranmiyan on my forehead.
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Ayo, the First
22 days
Even in your imagination, you still donโ€™t want to have your own money. Are you cursed?
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Sweetest~girl
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Raining season will make you understand the importance of having a man that drives๐Ÿ‘€
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Ayo, the First
3 years
If you had an opportunity of settling in one of these cites with a paying job of 300k monthly, which would you go for? LAGOS ABUJA
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Ayo, the First
7 months
Karma is a fiction. Person fit do you bad make God still punish you on top.
@Shez_Weird
Cici๐Ÿ’›
7 months
Tell us a very bitter truth??
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Ayo, the First
2 months
Man realized thereโ€™s more to life than u23 Unilag girls
@Jbrandy_YBNL
JBRANDY
2 months
Timini Egbuson and Davido linked up in Kigali ๐Ÿ˜Œโค๏ธ
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Mummy itโ€™s money I want ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ
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Ayo, the First
8 months
When I see these in your house.
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@dejiimole
แด…แด‡แดŠษช ๐Ÿ”บ๐ŸŒ
8 months
What was the pinnacle of wealth to you as a child ?
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Ayo, the First
1 year
When they say โ€œChristians donโ€™t take their religion seriouslyโ€, this is what they mean
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Ayo, the First
2 years
OMG , Nancy Isime canโ€™t be from our planet!! Sheโ€™s so unreal ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Nothing will make me see dogs the same way again bro. They ruined everything for me.
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Ayo, the First
1 year
Look at what โ€œjapa peopleโ€ go through to survive ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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Ayo, the First
2 years
You donโ€™t have a bad spending habit, the Naira is just useless.
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Ayo, the First
3 years
Nigerians should stop saying "Conductor, Owa o" can't you just say "Conductor, I hereby wish to alight" ๐Ÿ˜
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Boy Spyce has blocked so many people for someone whoโ€™s still struggling to have a hit.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Take care of your health. Your future doctors are doing TikTok and sorting courses.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
*Two Nigerians talking* Dad: Isaac the fuel in the gen, e plenty or e small? Isaac: E plenty small.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
@thebamsdele Essence Nonsense
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Ayo, the First
2 years
All 12 Track on Asake album fighting for No 1 spot on Apple Music.
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Ayo, the First
7 months
Real ones know the โ€œGod abegโ€ >>>>
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Ayo, the First
9 months
You see those people who care too much, when they forget you, just forget it.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Donโ€™t know how but you resemble Bartholomew for Bible.
@hizeekyoung
EFON ALAAYE OF KADUNA
2 years
Getting older but my inner child is ageless. Happy birthday to me. Say a prayer for me ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿพ
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Ayo, the First
1 year
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@AlbumTalksHQ
๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—•๐—จ๐—  ๐—ง๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—ž๐—ฆ ๐Ÿ“€
1 year
Whatโ€™s a Nigerian album cover so good it belongs in a museum?
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Ayo, the First
4 years
"Go and wear your slippers, we're waiting for you."
@Mideefe
Yeyebooโœจ| Video Editor
4 years
Bomboclaat
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Ayo, the First
2 years
God abeg remember us wey no dey do yahoo. ๐Ÿคฒ
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Ayo, the First
8 days
@wizkidayo Is Wizkid the greatest AFROBEATS artiste? Yes Yes Yes ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ
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Ayo, the First
4 months
Baba God, abeg no forget us wey no dey do Yahoo . ๐Ÿ™
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Yes music is therapeutic, but e get some kind crisis you go face for this life, you go off music first.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
*Asake drops snippet* Apple Music top 1:
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Ayo, the First
9 months
Can someone please explain this in football terms?
@yabaleftonline
YabaLeftOnline
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Naira Marley visits NDLEA Chiarman, Buba Marwa in Abuja, declares support for the war against drug abuse.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Person come do HIV test, you still Dey collect her number.
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Ayo, the First
2 years
Tems went from an upcoming artiste straight to an International artiste. This Grace is too loud.
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