𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes Twitter profile

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Genuinely wishing peace, recovery, and privacy to the troubled daughter of a United States senator who 3 days ago published nude photos of the president’s troubled son.

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@TomiLahren I think you should apologize for being white. To white people like me.

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@TheRickWilson After the most recent vote batch Lake is starting to fade from the picture like Marty McFly.

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2 years

@WillOremus Funny how he knew which party to run to for refuge when news of his sex crime was about to break.

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Last week the fabled national institutions Trump left in ruins included the presidential debate and Walter Reed Hospital. I know everything he touches dies, but I didn’t know that literally meant EVERYTHING. #ETTD @TheRickWilson

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4 years

@RexChapman Twenty years ago Trump owned Miss Teen USA and tonight USA Teens are going to own him.

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6 years

OK I'll try a #FBR party because FFS I need more followers. Officer, Comedy Corps of the #Resistance My 😂 tweets deserve to be read! #FBRParty #FollowBackResistance Will follow back #Resisters Please do any: 1 Like 2 Retweet 3 Follow 4 Reply 5 Get it! #BlueWave #Resist

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4 years

@kurteichenwald Any lingering doubt that Trump can negotiate a nuclear disarmament deal with the North Korean government should be extinguished by the fact that tonight he got owned by K-Pop.

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2 years

@Chell_Lam @RonFilipkowski OR ... hear me out ... it's possible that he had no genuine legal basis to not comply with a congressional subpoena, and the Supreme Court ruled on the law. 🤷‍♂️

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7 years

@rudepundit "It was the greatest, best attended Easter Egg Roll ever PERIOD" - future Sean Spicer problem solved

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@KevinMKruse The smoking gun is getting so hot, Ted Cruz wants to fry bacon on it.

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@RonFilipkowski His problem was not that the bank robbery was wrong. His problem is that they wanted HIM to be the one to go into the bank with a gun. It was pure cowardice.

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2 years

Wow I can’t believe the President who had Steve Bannon and Stephen Miller on his staff dined with a Nazi. You can add the “said no one ever” part yourself, right?

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1 year

There must have been a bad batch of the vaccine that caused everyone in L.A. to have a simultaneous seizure that simulated an #earthquake - that’s just science talking.

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2 years

@AdamParkhomenko Hobbs must be searching for a dead body because she's dragging the Lake.

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5 years

@mschlapp Republican men all wear the same white bedding, so let's call it even.

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2 years

@elonmusk @HillaryClinton There is more than a tiny possibility that while driving a Tesla…

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2 years

Another simultaneous “Oh My God” and “But Of Course” moment from the #January6thHearings This is why Trump is Schrodinger’s Cat’s Asshole.

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2 years

@Will_Bunch We know how Hitler did it. We've read It Can't Happen Here and The Plot Against America. Are we really just going to sit here and watch it go down like this?

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@Eve6 They prefer a nice classy conservative couple.

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2 years

@RepSwalwell I thought I was going to make it to the end without him rolling out some violent homo-erotic fantasy, but alas, the record remains unblemished. I think we all know what that's about.

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@TheRickWilson @thedailybeast They don’t call it IQanon.

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1 year

@RonFilipkowski He'll always be just a condo salesman swearing to you that the pipes are copper.

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2 years

@SpiroAgnewGhost "Sir, would you like to issue a short dignified statement expressing your disappointment in the ruling?" "No, let's go with the shit-flinging incoherent primal scream."

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1 year

There it is, the most Republican tweet ever tweeted.

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1 year

@TheRickWilson I was on the right track.

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1 year

Trump’s “big announcement” is going to be something like a new series of MAGA Christmas tree ornaments on sale at .

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4 years

@OhNoSheTwitnt You forgot to mention that he mocks the disabled but I recognize you were hemmed in by 140 characters.

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5 years

@francismmaxwell Hurricane Dorian was on track to ravage Alabama and then massacre Bowling Green.

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@gtconway3d Since it's in Westchester County, when it's seized, James should rename it Hillary Clinton State Park.

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@HowCamJokes

3 years

@donwinslow ... in part because of tweets like these. Every time. Every time we take power, in less than six months we get all slumpy and disillusioned and sad-sack right back into the minority. Every fucking time. We have 49 + Manchin. Work to get to 53 ffs. Work, don't depress.

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2 years

@MicheleMuse5 Slept in my Beatles shirt and woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head, found my way downstairs and drank a cup, and looking up, I noticed I was late.

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2 years

Historical Fact: Trump's quest to serve non-consecutive terms as President would make him like Grover Cleveland if Grover Cleveland had been a Nazi.

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2 years

@Yankees I've never clapped for the Yankees before but

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2 years

@pattonoswalt Ironically, it’s the ideal state to raise the modern stone age family.

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2 years

@duty2warn I shut him down with this. 😉

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5 months

I guess you should have read the constitution before leading an insurrection and then running for president.

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@samstein @morninggloria Actually, it's a weird trait of punditry that no matter what HRC says, explains, etc ... it's always too late or insufficient.

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1 year

@atrupar I thought I was kidding!

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1 year

Trump’s “big announcement” is going to be something like a new series of MAGA Christmas tree ornaments on sale at .

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1 year

Good Morning. #PAB #pussyassbitch

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@paulkrugman Literally.

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2 years

@Acyn If she weaved a basket it would be the first thing she ever did to contribute to society.

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6 years

@TightR1 @JimCarrey All Republicans do is make change. We're talking about commemorative coins, right?

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2 years

Don’t get yourself in the cross-hairs of The #GazpachoPolice , those thugs are vichyssoise.

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1 year

A voter who believes Republicans “fired 87,000 IRS agents” is easy to convince that Trump will “build an impenetrable dome” to protect us from a nuclear attack. There is no cure for stupid.

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2 years

@Brandon_Warne @wojespn Yes.

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1 year

@itsJeffTiedrich So damn close to nailing it.

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1 year

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2 years

@JoelWBerry Damn, Elon is now pushing Incel Twitter to my timeline? Can I get rid of it for $8?

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6 years

@AnnCoulter woke

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1 year

Melania’s been on a bender.

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2 years

@washingtonpost “Mr. President, you’ve got Putin destroying the world order while nuclear saber-rattling and also 30 beer-bellied Karens driving on 495 demanding to see the manager of masks, which do you want to deal with first?”

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3 months

@queerBengali @aberranteyes I’ve been shouting this for years. They’re politicians. If you don’t reward them with votes for tilting left, they will ignore you and fish for votes to their right.

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@HowCamJokes

2 years

@vermontgmg Also, Watergate was breaking the law. This is enforcing the law. Let’s not complicate it.

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@HowCamJokes

2 years

@washingtonpost Is one of their messages gas prices are too high as they circle at 2 mpg?

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@HowCamJokes

2 years

@Acyn When Tucker touts Nazi "replacement theory" and a murderer cites a slew of Tuckerisms in his manifesto, there is no connection. When a teacher mentions they are in a same-sex relationship, it instantly turns your kid gay. OK got it.

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@HowCamJokes

2 years

Hey y'all, since this tweet hit "viral" status for a somewhat low-traffic account, I have two requests: First, please give me a follow, I'm pumping out quality content on a daily basis - to quote Dana Gould, "it's free, and worth it." Second -->

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@HowCamJokes

1 year

Even back in his day I never found Tim Allen funny or watched his show. Always nice when it turns out my instincts were finely honed.

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@HowCamJokes

1 year

We made a man PRESIDENT who writes about "the 'PEACEFULLY & PATRIOTICLY' speech I made..." It might as well be written in crayons. My daughter teaches elementary school, and this kid would be asked to stay after class for remedial help.

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Holy shit. The level of fear, lying and misdirection, as well as the spelling skills of a 3rd grader (“PATRIOTICLY”) is quite impressive here.

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@HowCamJokes

3 years

@DouglasEmhoff @KamalaHarris @CBSSunday As the self-appointed chairman of Jewish Husbands of More Accomplished Gentile Women For Doug, I approve of this tweet.

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@RonFilipkowski @LJLMD It’s always jarring to see a member of congress in need of a screening of schoolhouse rock to learn the difference between a bill and a law.

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@HowCamJokes

4 years

@Yukongold1898 I went to law school with Ann Coulter. Top that.

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@HowCamJokes

1 year

Imagine how much better we would all be if QElon had done what normal bored billionaire narcissists do and bought a sports team.

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@HowCamJokes

3 years

#QAnonCult in Dealey Plaza right now.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

3 years

Leave it to the second stupidest man in Ivy League history to take Babylon Bee “news” to a new meta level of dumbfuckery.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

4 years

@AshaRangappa_ DEMOCRATIC SUMMATION: “Because right matters, because truth matters, otherwise we are lost.” REPUBLICAN REBUTTAL: “Pencil neck.”

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

3 years

I assume it's called GETTR because GRABBR BY THE PUSSR was already taken?

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

2 years

@Victorshi2020 I thanked both my kids. Of course, I raised them, so you're welcome too.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

6 years

@Rschooley @JuddLegum

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

2 years

@MuellerSheWrote The Bare Jew.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

3 years

This is a tweet. The last President of the United States is not allowed to do this. 🤣

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

I mean, let’s be honest, Donald Trump IS a pussy ass bitch.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

@MaryLTrump @joncoopertweets Thanks in part to you, I had my dude pretty well pegged.

𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

Trump’s “big announcement” is going to be something like a new series of MAGA Christmas tree ornaments on sale at .

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

2 years

@TheRickWilson Roger Stone is Steampunk Don Segretti.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

2 years

@TheRickWilson He’s not wrong.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

@lawofruby Excellent.

𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

Trump owes Hillary $171,632.06 and the last time he got spanked it only cost him $130,000. Inflation is killing us.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

5 years

@francismmaxwell It’s in da hole!

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

4 years

@JuddLegum This is a great Trump quote, when he does that thing where he’s in the middle of a lie and he realizes it’s not big enough for his taste so he escalates it in real time. This one was like a staircase of bullshit.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

2 months

It’s been 56 years since NBC cut away from the closing minutes of the Jets-Raiders game to show Heidi. CBS now joins that Hall Of Broadcast Shame with its Billy Joel Piano Man cutaway. Putzes.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

4 years

@FaltusEugene @JoeBiden My mother died six weeks ago, ready to go, and only regretting not casting a (Florida) vote to get this guy out.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

4 years

@MeyersLeonard Meyers, I respect you and all you do, and I know you're an ally at heart acting in good faith. But your reasoning is misplaced - giving helium to the sophistry that kneeling is showing disrespect to the troops, the flag, or the country is a disservice to the cause.

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@HowCamJokes

1 year

@RonFilipkowski What do you call it when he just does something he's supposed to do, like show up for court, and they say he's showing "resilience and strength"? A cult.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

@UjuAnya Black people singing apparently detracted from the Romanesque spectacle of black people risking their health by smashing into each other at full speed for her viewing pleasure.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

@joncoopertweets Here’s your explanation.

𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

DeSantis didn’t visit Fort Lauderdale during recent flooding because the city is blue, the mayor is gay, and rain leads to rainbows.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

5 years

@realDonaldTrump @PhilipRucker @AshleyRParker "Nasty"? Let me check ... yep, there's a woman in there. Certified "on brand".

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

9 years

BREAKING: Nike announces new "Air Ernst" shoe line. #SOTU #Breadbags http://t.co/5dIYlrHnim

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

2 years

@Acyn Simultaneous footage of Josh Hawley.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

4 months

@BradMossEsq Also, he did no such thing. Shouldn't there be Rule 11 sanctions for lying to the court like this?

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

4 years

@CharlesPPierce I have a joke about running low on cocaine and it’s a one-liner.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

There are millions of people who want to reinstall a man whose own hand-picked Secretary of Defense withheld that there are Chinese spy balloons in our airspace because the president was too wackadoo to be delivered that information. Alrighty then.

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@HowCamJokes

2 years

@MaryEllenKlas @GovRonDeSantis The Free State of Florida* [*excludes the most sacred tenet of freedom, dominion over your own body]

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

“Salad is woke.” - Steve Bannon

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

6 years

@BettyBowers Hang on kids, help is on the way.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

2 years

@kyledcheney I, too, think it would be inappropriate for Bannon to implement his plan of reading passages from Mein Kampf on the witness stand.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

Are Republicans really making Jamie Raskin take off his chemo cap? Are they actual human people, or were they sculpted out of raw sewage?

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

Trump’s “big announcement” is going to be something like a new series of MAGA Christmas tree ornaments on sale at .

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

6 months

@gtconway3d “If presidents are immune from prosecution for anything they did while in office, why was it necessary to pardon Nixon?”

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

2 years

@fred_guttenberg @marcorubio Interesting that Marco von Rubiotrop flew straight from applauding Viktor Orban's speech to the Senate floor to spout antisemitic Soros claptrap. What a good German.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

1 year

@TheRickWilson Speaking as a Broward County resident rationing my gas, I’m guessing a full tank is woke.

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𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

@HowCamJokes

9 months

DeSantis recommends that I not get the next booster and now I have to decide if I should take medical advice from the man who brought leprosy back to my state.

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