Shady diva, hengequeen, tippler, scribe, citizen, feminist, bog witch. Oracle to Time Lords. My dresses have pockets. Salty, highly caffeinated.
#Fellaship
#NAFO
#Fellas
#NAFOCatDivision
I'll be on this platform until Ukraine is victorious no matter what.
That said, if X becomes unsafe all of my personal content will be removed. I will post my life on other platforms. Details/updates in comments, TBD.
Russia Delenda Est.
@kylenabecker
Nobody disputes that. He wasn't even indicted for it.
He was indicted for a conspiracy to defraud the Federal Government and to throw out the legal votes of thousands of American citizens because they lived in Democratic strongholds and wouldn't vote for him.
@DC_Draino
Zelenskyy is funny and talented, has a law degree, is happily married to his high school sweetheart, and is President of a country that's about to destroy Russia with the West's surplus military gear. And, he is loved. You can die mad about it.
@AttorneyCrump
As if she hasn't suffered enough.
Not so fun fact: Most of us who have miscarried did so on a toilet. Many women do not have anyplace else to take care of the mess. It's painful, horrible, deranging. Leave her alone.
@DailyMail
He sounds like he was really fun to party with back in the day.
Seriously y'all: The more you attack him the more likeable he becomes to people who aren't meanspirited prudes.
Yes, I notice that despite having 5000+ followers my views/engagements are anemic. Mine is one of thousands, no doubt, of de-boosted NAFO accounts.
I will not complain. I know Elon owes me nothing. However, I have put some thought into it and . . .
Good morning, NAFO Fellas! How shall we piss off the Kremlin today?
As you work remember to alternate your bonks with jokes and Fellaship. You need to *tell the algorithm* what you want to see here. If you feel alone reach out! We are legion!
#NAFO
#Fellas
#NAFOCatsDivision
I was "brigaded" last night and ended up in Twitmo for the first time in my 12 years of running this account.
Now that I'm back I'm deboosted to hell. Can I get some happy happy joy joy to help me get back to normal? Thank you Fellas!
Tips for
#MAGA
types who want to infiltrate
#NAFO
:
1) Make Fella account
2) Steal NAFO memes
3) Shitpost Russian government accounts every day (start with their Embassy)
You must do this for at least an hour a day, or your cover will be blown.
Have fun storming the castle!
#NAFO
#Fellas
#NAFOCatsDivision
only:
I still hit the 10% limit when I try to follow back. SO! I want to prioritize my follows to those "closest" to me in my Twitter network. If you can see this and I haven't followed you back yet, leave me a comment. Thank you!
Y'all I have the worst social anxiety and I just called my US Representative's office ON THE PHONE to emphasize to him that Ukraine needs all our support. If I can do it, you can too!
@CarolineOh_
I . . . I think I've discovered my personal interior decoration aesthetic. What is this called? No wonder I've been pining for wallpaper in my livingroom, it's exactly what it needs. Even the color palette here is mine, mine, mine!
It's morning in the Americas, Fellas! Wanna piss off the Kremlin? Use to save this clip for the day the President signs the Ukraine aid bill, then post it in reply to every whining vatnik for a few days. Not now, but when it's DONE. Slava Ukraini!
Ok I deleted my "who funds NAFO" post with the picture of my face. OPSEC, PERSEC, I know, I know. Even though I'm in the KMA club and the vatniks can't get me fired.
Anyway: Tonight is champagne because Trump is a LOSER, neener neener!
@JoyceCarolOates
Might I interest you in a book titled Anatomy of Melancholy by Robert Burton? It was published in 1621. โ[T]hou canst not think worse of me than I do of myself.โ
Khanty-Mansiysk
Autonomous Okrug, Russia โ
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@ErinInTheMorn
Now that I've read all the comments I'm so relieved you weren't hospitalized due to anaphlaxis from an eggplant. Whoopie!!!!!!! I am so happy for you.
I need a favor, Fellas: Bonk vatniks mercilessly, but avoid commenting on their looks, please?
Some insults are also hurtful to other Fellas, who are all shapes and sizes with a variety of health conditions. Some of us are fat and bald, too! Thanks.
Progress report: Although I used to design and sew my dance costumes I'm not really a seamstress. This will be a tuck, tack and gather job. I'm aiming for an asymetrical gathering of the flames around the Kremlin/St. Basil. It'll be the most russophobic dress at the rally!
I stumbled backwards into a NAFO support space last night and am so glad that I did. Thank you
@MthrSuperiorBen
! Hereโs my summary and some morning thoughts over coffee. (1/12)
There's another viral tweet going around asking you to post a photo of your face with your age.
It's another data scraping exercise. If you don't want to ignore it, at least do your part to corrupt the dataset.
I'm 24.
@RightWingWatch
Ladies: Never apologize for running away from this, even if it means forsaking your church and your family. You are not meant fo this life, or these people.
We are out here, we are free, and we have cookies. They might call us the "dark side," but they have things reversed!
โผ๏ธ Blackout in Russian Rostov-on-Don. Many areas are cut off from electricity.
In some areas of the city, the water pressure in the taps dropped and the heating went out. The situation is the same in neighboring Bataysk.
Today I rolled my ankle on my way to the mailbox and planted my right (face) cheek, elbow and knee into the pavement. And this, my birthday week.
I got back up, lurched to the backyard and assembled the patio umbrella.
Please clap.
It's morning in the Americas! Hello NAFO Fellas! How shall we piss off muscovy today?
This video is perfect for a Monday morning. If you know who ought to be credited for it please mention them in the comments.
I walked out on my partner of 12 years because he refused to vaccinate and take precautions despite my being immunocompromised. I do not regret it. I adopted two more cats and marched on.
Sometimes love is not enough. Sometimes hard times reveal who they really are.
imagine the opposite, living with a partner who is determined NOT to be covid safe. & you have to deal with this person & constant risk of infection from them. & have that relationship be emotionally unsafe 2/x
@ElbridgeColby
We bought Ukraine a boat drone, FFS. Thousands of air drones. Cars. Ambulances. Ammunition.
NAFO was awarded the Star of Lithuanian Diplomacy last year.
You really have no idea, do you?
I'm thinking about that godforsaken bluecheck to be able to post longer NAFO videos. There are so many good ones we can't post anymore due to file size restrictions.
I can't "bonk" as much here anymore due to Kremlin block lists, but I can still serve as an anchor. Thoughts?
@mattgaetz
It's normal to have a docket with listed charges ready and written prior to a Grand Jury vote on potential indictments. Also: There is no such thing as a mistrial during a Grand Jury proceeding. YOU KNOW THESE THINGS ALREADY. Stop misleading your readers.
I'm glad I put up the tree before my seasonal depression got too overwhelming. I ended my workday and walked in to this beautiful sight. The pretty lights will help get me through it if I leave it up until March.
While my ex-husband and I were divorcing his mother bought a house behind me so she could "keep an eye on things." 25 years later she is still there.
Anyway, good morning! How shall we piss off the Kremlin today? I'm having eggs for breakfast, after coffee.
The Bucha massacre was a well documented crime committed by the Russian military against Ukrainian civilians. The below tweet has been reported for violent event denial.
Please report tweets denying documented violent events to help rid Twitter of disinformation accounts.
#Bucha
atrocities were perpetrated under the false flag by the criminal regime in Kiev.
@JustinTrudeau
cabinet is well aware of that but continues feeding fakes to public.
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I spend ONE day punching at MAGAt dipshittery and now my feed is all QANONuttery. No Ukraine, even after signing up for notifications. HELP ME!
#NAFO
#Fellas
#NAFOCatsDivision
Help save me from my compulsion to shut down those utter knobs. Show me your fave Ukraine posts!
Y'all I am SO deboosted, because I've been a bitch all day and Twatter keeps asking me "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO POST THAT" at the dumb MAGAts and of course I keep on telling them to fuck off and post my taunt.
Sigh. I'll settle down now. Being deboosted doesn't help Ukraine.
President Zelensky has named Valery Zaluzhny as Ukraine's new Ambassador to Great Britain. With his unprecedented background, let's hope his expertise is fully utilized in this crucial role.
Memory Flash!
Just pulled this dress out of my wardrobe archive, so pardon the wrinkles. A gift from 20 years ago.
It's the Kremlin, isn't it? Should I paint flames on it and wear it to the DC rally?
@ChrisStephensMD
@UniversalPics
Time to notify the Tree Lawyers, because that's going to end up being an expensive stunt if those trees are on public property.
I'm distressed: All of a sudden my drug of choice, coffee, smells and tastes awful to me.
It's not my coffee pot. I even bought a fresh bag of Columbian beans and ground them myself and I recoiled from the smell.
Did I get covid and not get sick from it? Is it just allergies?
๐บ๐ฆโ๏ธ๐ท๐บ The majority of the stockpiled "Zircon" hypersonic missiles, which were destroyed during today's strikes in Crimea, are believed to have been intended for launching at Kyiv.
This is how you save lives.