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come to gooners for albo we've got: 33% posting about politics 33% posting about trains 33% posting about how i'll never have a relationship

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@TheYcOrg @Thomas80679067 i cant wait to have the exact same public services, only shittier and more expensive and if you can't afford you die

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@TheYcOrg @IAmJBenChifley @Thomas80679067 your ideology is paradoxical

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i know sam kerr is a great soccer player but ill still never forgive her for what she did to gough whitlam

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@MATHLOV41395855 @remarxist @CaffinatedCmnst @davenewworld_2 unlike landlords, doctors and grocers actually create value

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@Gooners4Albo

7 months

What if Sydney had largers councils like Brisbane? City of Sydney has a population of about 1.9 million here, about 40% of the population of Sydney. I amalgamated several other councils, but left a few the same, in total there are about 10 councils here

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@MaoistSwitch @xboniu @DaveyBiden2024 under my genius economic system there would be no poor people because they would all be dead

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1 year

@nat____kat @zukosmadre In my mind, a 20% tip seems insane to be honest

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1 year

@SaulTortellini @VoicesByZane i am a metrosexual because i am attracted to trains

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@Gooners4Albo

8 months

hey guys this might be a little out thre but this is what it would look like if tasmania used hare clark

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2 years

@lepslair @StacyCaySlays @DreamLeaf5 british people are genetically predisposed to having weird opinions on trans people

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7 months

2022 Federal Election Estimated 2PP By LGA

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@Gooners4Albo

10 months

@llewhinkes @Mill226 they fake both. if they only faked one the lines would only follow one axis

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@Gooners4Albo

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2023 NSW State Election Under Hare-Clark: 🔴ALP: 39 Seats 🔵LIB: 27 Seats 🟢NAT: 8 Seats 💚GRN: 6 Seats 🩶 IND: 13 Seats

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@Gooners4Albo

7 months

2022 Electorate by which party did proportionally best in each electorate

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@Gooners4Albo

10 months

@nikicaga IRELAND NEEDS 120% INFLATION

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@Gooners4Albo

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2022 Victorian Election with Hare-Clark: 🔴ALP: 37 Seats 🔵LIB: 28 Seats 🟢NAT: 5 Seats 💚GRN: 12 Seats 🌲LCV: 1 Seat 🔫SFF: 1 Seat ⚪️IND: 4 Seats

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@Gooners4Albo

8 months

one of the dumbest critiques possible is "we can't do this. [city] is not [other city]". fun fact: it's actually possible to adapt the things that another city has done well and use it to improve your own city

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Another Greens disaster. Previous studies showed why it's a complete waste of time. Brisbane is not Melbourne...

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@sverresj he did it. he restarted history

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9 months

@Apollyneo @Antonio12I also home to australia's concentration camps

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@Gooners4Albo

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@spargles Joining an MLM?

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2022 Federal Election Greens Politcal Party Vote by LGA

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@Gooners4Albo

1 year

@cornoisseur so that's what they mean when they say carbrain

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@Gooners4Albo

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QLD 2020 under Hare-Clark 🔴ALP: 42 Seats 🔵LNP: 38 Seats 🟢GRN: 5 Seats 🟠PHON: 3 Seats 🟤KAP: 3 Seats ⚪️IND: 2 Seats

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1 year

@thesnarkybeer @TPCo0Lz_YT @lporiginalg crazy that google is promoting pedophilia

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@Gooners4Albo

5 months

its that time of the week again

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@Gooners4Albo

7 months

the three genders: man, unisex and white square

Angie Jones

@angijones

7 months

Typical “new” Melbourne Public Toilet. Unisex plus Men. Open to the street. Huge gaps over & under stalls. Filthy. No privacy so you can hear everything Single basin, no soap. Washing blood off your hands would be embarrassing. Who in @VictorianLabor mandated this? How?

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@Gooners4Albo

6 months

@fictillius genuinely the most vile human i have ever seen

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@Gooners4Albo

8 months

2020 Northern Territory Election with Hare-Clark 🔴ALP: 11 Seats 🟠CLP: 8 Seats 🔵TA: 3 Seats ⚪️IND: 3 Seats

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@Gooners4Albo

6 months

@the_transit_guy Worth noting that you are looking at the intercity coaches, not the train. The train actually takes about 10 hours 30 minutes, and runs 3 times a week. Which is obviously still abysmal. Even with current tracks and speeds it should at the very least 2 trains a day

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@Gooners4Albo

5 months

my average day in the office >arrive 2 hours late >spend half the time on social media >go for an hour lunch break >leave 2 hours early

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@Gooners4Albo

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@gronk_gronk YIMBY who got radicalised because of speech about turning gaza into a parking lot

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@Gooners4Albo

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2020 Queensland Election by LGA Primary Vote/2PP

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5 months

my evil counterpart is a laborite called nofappers for adam bandt

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9 months

desperately need a bus to tell me it loves me

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@Gooners4Albo

6 months

I am turning off the computer Bob Smith has betrayed me

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6 months

Please vote for Richard.

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@Gooners4Albo

8 months

i desperately need to take a shit in the albo toilet

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8 months

I'd rather shit my dud's than have this creep look over my shoulder.

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@JackTattTran There's also the incredibly rare C for Coach. I've only ever seen it at Broadmeadow Station in Newcastle

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@Gooners4Albo

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@YungVec @sairaspooks its possible she had better things to do than argue with a sex trafficker on twitter for those 10 hours

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@Gooners4Albo

11 months

@rdr31d hey mate where the fuck are museum and saint james

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@AnarchoZelda im a cis dude and im always saying this

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@TheYcOrg @IAmJBenChifley @Thomas80679067 monopolies form due to a natural tendency in the market in which larger businesses have advantages over smaller businesses, and because larger businesses are incentivised to buy put the competition and smaller businesses are incentivised to be bought out

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@Gooners4Albo

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2021 Tasmanian Election with District Magnitude 7: 🔵LIB: 18 Seats 🔴ALP: 12 Seats 🟢GRN: 2 Seats ⚪️IND: 2 Seats

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@Gooners4Albo

1 year

@mcstinkyballz @ZonerMight @BillBburkie55 @carterforva I'm sure the person pictured above thought exactly the same thing

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@Gooners4Albo

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2020 ACT Election with 7 Members per Electorate: 🔴ALP: 15 Seats 🔵LIB: 13 Seats 🟢GRN: 6 Seats 🟠BELCO: 1 Seat

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@Gooners4Albo

1 year

@spargles haven't googled but i assume it's nazi shit?

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@Gooners4Albo

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@JackTattTran There's also the incredibly rare C for Coach. I've only ever seen it at Broadmeadow Station in Newcastle

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@Gooners4Albo

7 months

( me after seeing two political parties in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Coalition of Chaos

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@Gooners4Albo

7 months

I need to create a bot that reposts this every friday arvo

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@PeterDutton_MP

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You dirty lefties are too easy. Enjoy your weekend.

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@Gooners4Albo

1 year

@RomanianLiberal Reminder that it's just as likely that there is a good the only lets non-believers into heaven and condemns all believers

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@Gooners4Albo

6 months

under my regime anyone who owns a leafblower will be shot

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5 months

FREE MAX CHANDLER MAOIST!!!!!!

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@Gooners4Albo

7 months

i think it would be an understatement to say this would be a modern day burning of the library of alexandia

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The Internet Archive, a digital library aiming to make published materials accessible to everyone, is in danger of being shut down by four major publishers. If the publishers are successful, free access to knowledge will be in jeopardy.

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@Gooners4Albo

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le wholesome domestic violence

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@1854plus1984 if you dont want to be friends with women good luck dating one

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@Gooners4Albo

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My Tasmania Prediction 🔵 LIB: 36.5%, 14 Seats 🔴 ALP: 25.5%, 11 Seats 🟢 GRN: 13%, 4 Seats 🟡 JLN: 9.5%, 3 Seats ⚪️ OTH: 15.5%, 3 Seats Bass 🔵 3 🔴 2 🟢 1 🟡 1 Braddon 🔵 3 🔴 2 🟡 1 Garland Clark 🔵 2 🔴 2 🟢 1 Hickey Johnston Franklin 🔵 3 🔴 3 🟢 1 Lyons 🔵 3 🔴 2 🟢 1 🟡 1

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@TheRedLine_pod holy shit is the skitube alpine railway

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7 months

its probably bad the a single incident at macdonaldtown of all places can cause our entire rail network to break down

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@hamhammer27 WOKE SA LABOR ARE TRYING TO CANCEL NEW YEARS DAY

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what did wikipedia mean by this?

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@Gooners4Albo

8 months

i had a dream where australia became republic, and sally macmanus, running on a labor-greens joint ticket beat malcolm turnbull, running as an independent to become the first president

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@Gooners4Albo

1 year

@JadeWhiteRose @LiamJayKay @art_src @ChristineMilne ok straighty

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@Gooners4Albo

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@bandtistbraden i'm guessing this is either drew or cjed

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@Gooners4Albo

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@1854plus1984 you aren't going to have much luck socialising with women in a romantic context if you are unwilling to do it in a platonic context

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@Gooners4Albo

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2023 NSW State Election by LGA, First Preference and 2pp

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@Gooners4Albo

6 months

This has to be the biggest polling error ever right?

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@Gooners4Albo

11 months

@IRHotTakes however

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@Gooners4Albo

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there is literally nothing sexier than fast, frequent regional rail

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@1854plus1984 falseeee

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@nikoplaysbass @maximumwelfare @SwannyQLD sir do you know what taxation is?

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@Gooners4Albo

7 months

@Schmilly2 Basically which party got the highest share of votes in comparison to their average share of votes across all seats

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@Gooners4Albo

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@tramsphobic @raaleh most mentally stable british pm

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@Gooners4Albo

7 months

its actually so over for society

Nick Kapur

@nick_kapur

7 months

This data is absolutely insane, if true. Basically every category of meeting one's romantic partner is diving toward zero and getting eaten by online.

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@Gooners4Albo

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@TheYcOrg @Thomas80679067 i live in australia where people are allowed to own bodies of water, and let me tell you, nothing good has come of it

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@Gooners4Albo

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i've been hearing reliable reporting the @Leo_Puglisi6 built his media empire upon child labour. Vote 1 @thetramspotter

Skyrail to Ouyen?

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Lucy🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thetramspotter VS Leonardo Puglisi

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@Gooners4Albo

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2019 NSW State Election by LGA, Legislative Coucil First Preference and Estimated 2pp

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@Gooners4Albo

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bisexual dude who only falls for lesbians and straight men

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@WDalasio @sam_d_1995 some things don't need to turn a profit. some things can just exist as a public good

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@Crzypengu @reddit_lies compensation

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@PercySneedenson @SydneyYIMBY hey dude i just want people to be able to live where they want

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@Marketingmandav @newscomauHQ "electric cars aren't viable for every journey i might take, so clearly i have no choice but to buy the ChildKiller 5000™ instead"

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@Gooners4Albo

7 months

they should triple it

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@FairAusADV

7 months

What a disgrace. It's time for Albo and the inner city elites to back off.

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@Gooners4Albo

8 months

i should post like this

Cadence

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8 months

Still need a date for February 14th

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@Gooners4Albo

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@TheByrdsHouse @wereoffended @VaushV very true. cis people arent real. everyone is trans

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@Gooners4Albo

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@Peter30302273 @Anesthesia78611 @AsianOntari @CactusCat236 @ReedVoluntarist @edwardrussl julius caesar was murdered on the senate floor but complete silence from the mainscheme media

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@Gooners4Albo

8 months

i look like and say this

Lisa

@Lisa9Sophia

8 months

Greens/Labor work for the unions and have zero lived experience of business or the corporate world So what does that result in? Making it impossible for business to operate and now managers face JAIL time for contacting employees outside hours Seriously Why don’t they focus on