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callie🍒

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6 years

jim carey just needs to make a grinch 2 where he’s just a normal citizen now cause he’s nice. I wanna know what he’s like when he’s allowed in whoville. what happened to cindy lou. and the mayor. I need answers.

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wouldn’t be british without 2 cups of mystery sludge on the side

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Name a better meal than this. I’ll wait.

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could be us

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4 years

this tournament banned bringing ur own controllers and then gave me this?

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2 years

the clitoris has more than 8,000 nerve endings and still isn’t as sensitive as steve mains when you tell them they aren’t actually good at smash bros

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3 years

oh my bad lemme zoom out rq

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3 years

these tik tok leggings are no joke

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3 years

we’re playing mario party and the new guy nobody knows was like “I bet toadette got a FAT ass under that skirt”

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2 years

someone just spiked their controller and head butted a wall at maximum speed bc I beat them. hot girl shit

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@GoGeurt

5 years

mormons are ruining starbucks. stop going to starbucks if you’re trying to order a coffee without the coffee... i just got stuck behind someone who sent her drink back 3 times for it smelling (SMELLING) like coffee.... ITS STARBUCKS U BITCH AND IM LATE FOR WORK

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4 years

lmao anti invited me to the bar next to the smash con venue last year and I showed up with spencer and he was PIIIISSSSSED lmfao

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4 years

a 3 part story. the rest of u simps have some catching up to do.

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4 years

saying children shouldn’t be allowed at smash events after everything that has come out is completely obtuse. predators, pedophiles, r*pists, abusers, groomers, manipulators, etc. should not be allowed at events. they should be in jail. adults. know. better.

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2 years

smash tournaments need a room for girls whose boyfriends just lost a set and don’t wanna talk to them

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2 years

mint ice cream is so much better when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s toothpaste

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4 years

someone jizzed on the chair i’m expected to go play doubles on

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4 years

ELEGANT JUST LUIGI PLANKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS RESTAURANT ON THE FLOOR AND EVERYONE STARTED CLAPPING IM—-

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2 years

hot girls are good at smash bros.

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4 years

thought this edible said 100mgs and it was 1000mgs see y’all on the other side

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3 years

u ask a cheating man if he’s cheating on u and he makes u feel like a crazy person until u prove it. absolute sociopath

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3 years

this new update is fucked up

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4 years

u guys can laugh all u want at simps but my ass? i’m capitalizing on this shit. i’ve gotten a $3500 computer, 2 $500 monitors, $200 headphones, my switch, my mic idk how much that was, literally every game I own, and at least $3000 in cash since last july. I am jordan belfort

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5 years

I literally just sat down at a slot machine, put $1 in and won $4,000......... what the hell is happening

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3 years

fav if u didn’t see a single person say either of these things

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2 years

my bf talks about his “dota phase” like he served in the war

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3 years

soooo turns out he died

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3 years

the way my neighbor makes the entire apartment building smell like boiled feet... i’m about to sit outside their door with fabreeze on full blast til they get the hint

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4 years

lmao..... literally WHO is voting for joe biden? the same people keeping arby’s in business???

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3 years

in other news, commentators need to be held accountable for misgendering people on stream. it’s just unacceptable. i’m so tired of seeing my friends constantly fighting for this. JUST BE BETTER. it’s your JOB to know about the players. it’s really not hard I promise

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3 years

my work is hosting a smash bros. tournament it’s actually OVER FOR THESE HOES

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3 years

paying for pictures of girls pussies is cheating to me, always has been, we had discussed it privately in our relationship prior, and he agreed. i’m sorry if u guys don’t agree, I frankly didn’t ask.

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1 year

I was at target and I found a giant gengar but at the checkout I realized it was $50 so I was like “ehh” and told the target guy to come take it off and he goes “how much would you pay for this?” and just changed the price to $20 for me😭

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2 years

stupid men are keeping me in business! my coworker brought his switch to work so we could have a $100 money match on our lunch break because he doesn’t think I can beat him😭

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3 years

WAIT LMAO ur telling me leffen 5-0’d chillindude after he made a diss track lmfoahdhahahaha wait how did I not know this story until today i’m fucking crying

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2 years

i’m telling my coworkers about smash and I pulled up a pic of tweek and said he’s like top 3 in the world and they don’t believe me

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4 years

sleeping over at a boys house and I asked for a hoodie and he handed me ludwig merch. then he tucked me into bed so he can go stream on twitch. this is really happening to me right now

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4 years

my ness with the tree stock

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4 years

has anyone made a jab jab power dunk sex joke yet I don’t wanna be the first to do it but I literally have 30 of them in my drafts

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3 years

hear me out. mistletoe, but instead of kissing, u have to fight whoever else is under it

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4 years

if this gets 1000 likes i’ll do a top 15 hottest smashers tier list. I know u been dying to know who I think is attractive cmon

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2 years

ppl apologizing for their placement at smash tournaments is wild like literally no one is mad at u

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3 years

incineroar mains be like “check out this hot stock” and it’s a clip of them doing side b with revenge 3 times

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4 years

I made $230 from tinder money matches today and $100 of it was from 1 very confident dude. I will continue shattering the egos of tinder men next week. thanks for a great stream as always💕💚

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callie🍒

@GoGeurt

5 years

I can’t imagine how some of u feel at smash tournaments when i’m pulling out my rainbow custom gamecube controller out of my $5000 fendi bag

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@GoGeurt

2 years

friendly reminder that your local Smash Bros. player is not qualified to investigate illegal activity and has absolutely no standing in anything regarding ~any~ activity outside of their own life whatsoever, including but not limited to, any illegal activity👍🏼

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4 years

PANDARIAN THINKS HE PLAYED MORE ANIMAL CROSSING THAN ME AND HE WASNT EVEN ALIVE WHEN IT CAME OUT ON THE GAMECUBE IM LITERALLY SCREAMING

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2 years

some guy just came up to me and gave me $20 and said “every time I see a girl who takes my breath away I give her $20” and I said thanks and walked away and now he’s just standing there waiting for me to come back

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@GoGeurt

2 years

I made over $4500 in 3 weeks money matching dudes on tinder so idgaf about ur tournament placements

Willow ✨

@willowsgrotto

2 years

My favorite flavor of Smash player are the 1-2ers that think they're so much better than they actually are

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3 years

men will be like “astrology is stupid” and then post their wolf clips online

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4 years

i’m so fucking lucky that the first guy I met in the smash community was the best guy i’ve ever met? saved me from so many potentially fucking disastrous events I couldn’t be more grateful.

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4 years

how to get pussy by: the smash scene

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4 years

man this is wild so many ppl coming for me for being at a 12 person irl tournament that required masks, social distancing, and using hand sanitizer after every game. shut up. i’m not rolling around in covid and coughing on ppl jesus christ

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@glockinmyspiel in astrology your 23rd year is sitting in the house of your hidden fears, endings, surrender, subconscious, dreams and delusions. every subconscious thing from the previous 12 years is being brought to light aka yes, it’s a really hard year.

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4 years

now that u mention it... someone lied about me sleeping with them at a tournament that I didn’t even attend🙃 ur friends sent me the messages hehe. if u wanna come forward and apologize to me personally I won’t release the screen shots. u have 48 hours🥳

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4 years

twitch is officially just ludwig and then everyone else trying their hardest to be ludwig jr.

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4 years

I downloaded tinder so I could challenge ppl to $5 money matches in smash so i’m gonna stream that later lmfaoooo😭

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2 years

a coworker just saw me with my mask off for the first time and said “wow i’ve waited so long for this and it exceeded everything I could’ve ever imagined” HUHHHH

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4 years

sonic mains be like “should I use the blue sonic skin or the blue sonic skin”

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2 years

just another day of internet idiots accidentally exposing themselves for never going outside by losing their shit at pokimane saying that kids are cute

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4 years

IM————-

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3 years

holup

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3 years

ban dlc pack 2 this shit isn’t even fun anymore

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3 years

some dude just asked why my @ is gogeurt. I said my last name is geurts, and I really like gogurts. he said what’s a gogurt. I said ???? then he looked it up and said “in canada we call those tubes” ?????? TUBES??

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@GoGeurt

2 years

so I guess pikachu loses the piranha plant match up😬🤑 @imESAM

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4 years

he paid him 2k to shut up. that’s fucking wild to me.

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3 years

digging up whack shit ppl said on the internet 10+ years ago is the lamest thing ever lmao. so many people wanna pretend like they never said stupid shit before I don’t get it

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4 years

can’t believe sinnpies twitlonger is taking this long to write dam

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3 years

people who don’t like mint chocolate chip ice cream because it “tastes like toothpaste” have a repressed hatred for toothpaste cause they didn’t like brushing their teeth as a child. in this essay I will

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2 years

my boyfriend just told me he had a billion dollar idea and looked me straight in the eyes and said “mini golf restaurant” lord have mercy

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@GoGeurt

3 years

@brujabitchh cancers are mean as fuck to scorpios because scorpios make them insecure. cancers don’t like it when people can see their insecurities/secrets so clearly, and that’s scorpios specialty

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5 years

MEWTWO MIGHT BE A CHARACTER AGAIN IM SCREAMING

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4 years

shit I reached 3k........ are u guys SURE that u want me to cosplay sexy olimar? like are u positive?

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2 years

girlies dming me asking to be friends and then dming my bf asking to fuck him :) cute!!

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3 years

just looked up frame data for the first time and hello? the disappointment towards lucas mains is at an all time high HOW ARE U NOT FARMING MAJORS WITH THIS CHARACTER WTF

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Bereketeab

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Favorite tweet of your own?

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4 years

genesis is not a smash tournament it’s a reason for me to be high as shit for 4 days without any legal repercussions

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4 years

being respectful > being funny > being hot

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4 years

the tinder bio vs. the venmo balance thanks for a really amazing stream tonight guys!! we will be doing tinder tuesdays from this point forward🤑 also I hit 1000 followers on twitch🥺💚

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2 years

I JUST GOT MY DREAM JOB AHHDGDHRHJEJDJD HOLY SHIT

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1 year

lmfao how is taxing a $600 venmo transaction targeting corporate america and the ultra-wealthy

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It is shameful, but not surprising, that @HouseGOP ’s first order of business in this Congress is to protect corporate America and ultra-wealthy individuals who are illegally avoiding taxes.

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2 years

new phone case for my peach cosplay

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4 years

thinkin about the time I did shr**ms and looked in the mirror and my face was like REALLY fucked up and I was like “haha oh it’s just cause i’m tripping” and then I went outside and my friend was like “dude ur face is so fucked rn” and ya it was swollen bc i’m allergic to shrooms

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4 years

imagine trying to have fun playing smash and then playing spencer

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4 years

@CinnamonLOLs please tell me this isn’t bc people think ur cinnpie ??????

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4 years

one time I emailed the CEO of a large company that I worked for bc they were wrongly trying to fire me, and he replied and completely disregarded my email and told me he was getting me in touch with his publisher bc he liked the way I wrote i’m publishing my first book this year

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3 years

happy sagittarius season😘🐉🔥

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@GoGeurt

4 years

reason #1048749193984 why smash twitter is the fuckin worst lmfao. imagine thinking culinary art is cooking eggs

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@GoGeurt

4 years

hi I wanna make a twerk video featuring all the smash girls lmfao hmu i’m dead ass doing this

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@GoGeurt

3 years

u actually ate lunch in high school?? I went to the library to play magic with a bunch of nerds. we are not the same.

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@GoGeurt

1 year

@nevs1903 @crim_tweets_ lmfao… the worst part is that this actually happened😭

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@GoGeurt

2 years

I purposely lost the first 2 games. I then said “how about we do first to 5 for $200” he agreed. single joycon. I did not lose a single stock. xoxo gossip girl

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6 years

the amount of utah bloggers that come into my work and drop stacks on designer clothes and bags, go home and take selfies wearing them, and then come back to return them, is genuinely astounding

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3 years

being a part of smash twitter is constantly having the fear that some mob of insane pubescent boys is gonna call my place of work and try to get me fired for saying I don’t like incineroar

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3 years

the entire country: smokes weed weed: is illegal for some reason

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