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@GentThePenguin

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Internet's favorite part-time super villain. This is comedy, folks. making dumb videos and shitposting. Declared war on New Jersey. alt: @EscapedGent 🍇GM!

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Joined October 2017
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A little adventure I had while I was banned from twitter.
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This is the future libertarians want.
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@McDonaldsJapan A happy family enjoying a meal. Adorable.
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@madiisuyn It's sleeping. 😭
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@stay__there__ @412ricefarmer Omg that's horrible. Tell me more so I know to never say them.
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@babymia06 @GoodReddit So what? I'm free every night. I'm American.
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@funnygamedev I'm more amazed how he kept the camera still while running.
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@madiisuyn Fuuuck. Here, have a duck in a bread pillow to make it better.
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@SandmanMGTOW And men are getting taller, not shorter.
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Everyone wanna be violent until someone good at violence jumps in.
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@Morbidful Poor kid. He was abused and the system failed him.
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@DaveOshry It's gonna be Kimmel.
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@DoomerCoomer White women are never beating those allegations.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Booby traps are illegal and you're still held liable for those that die in them. Ignorance of the law is no excuse. You're under arrest, sir.
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@ScubaLillian @AmazonPosition Probably sitting in a burn ward.
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@SandmanMGTOW Doubtful. Given the the first wasn't the average male in the 1940s.
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@DuasAnimas @ManMilk2 Finally the Irish are loved.
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@jestingtime It's all about charisma.
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@reddit_lies The internet was a mistake. These people find each other too easily now.
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@Nuigi12 @DiscussingFilm He emotes and isn't flat in his delivery now.
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@GameSpot Cool, an unoriginal game making unoriginal memes. Next.
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@imnotjuIes "just get a dog or a cat and some vibrators"
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@DelusionPosting Didn't she herself say ugly men don't deserve anything?
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Nobody: The guy that got bit by a zombie and tries to hide it from the group:
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@daunt_lys Oh no. Is the game about fighting evil full of simulated people that aren't nicey nice to you? 😢 You poor thing.
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I recently took in a stray cat for a few nights because of inclement weather. "It's not our cat." I told my daughter. "I'll find the owners and give him back." He had a collar. Found his owners, he was abandoned. No chip, no vaccines, etc. Looks like I have a cat now. Got him…
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@XGavinMcInnes So what you're saying is "Shut it down"?
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@SpicyCammy @nijigasakilove @Dexerto Kinda like your relationship with your father.
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Twitter in a nutshell:
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@mcfcivan @greentexts_bot Of all the things that didn't happen. This didn't happen the most.
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@Polygon It's not censored, it's improving it for Western Audiences.
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@lporiginalg They want men that make 3 times more than them? The fuck is this a lease agreement?
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@nypost The word you're looking for is "rape"
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@McDonaldsJapan Just hanging out with the boys. Wholesome.
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@vicecanada Absolute degeneracy.
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@DocStrangelove2 Is it like how all bandages are "Band-aids"?
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@BravesAshland This is now a man movie. And I am Kenough.
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@AltHistCody Yeah. Ghost of Tsushima is a 10/10 show.
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@nypost Faces change as people age? 😮
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@Win98Tech Everyone knows the atom bomb was a myth created by Brian Fargo to sell the hit computer videogame "Wasteland".
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@greentexts_bot This looks like an open shut case to me. His barber was the cause.
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@DynamoSuperX Man, someone didn't tell AI about September 11th.
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@memogummy64 @paytmarie @apiecebyguy It's a fetish thing in this case.
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@dyingscribe That actually made me smirk. So I'd say it was good.
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@candystriped87 @greentexts_bot That's what lasts an eternity.
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@jasongodinezz My daughter just stopped doing her internet school work and stared at me. Now I gotta explain what those sounds were. Thanks 😂😂😂
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@tragicbirdapp They do not. The way they do this is by being less weight and having more air resistance. They fall slower and land softer.
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@USDOT Nope. Give me my tax money back. This meme is shit.
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@ReviewsPossum French people don't understand how the world works.
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@greentexts_bot Landlocked? 🤨 They have one of the largest shipping docks in the USA.
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@dyingscribe Having a daughter is really cool. Best thing I ever did.
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@TaylorRMarshall That's incorrect. We've thought of our pets as part of our families since forever.
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@1amazings @historyinmemes Pretty morbid thing to spam post under.
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@MKVRiscy He's a badass.
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@IsabellaMDeLuca I would like to imagine Pearl is never naked. 😬
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@ALincToThePast You made him 15. Thats kinda weird.
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@reddit_lies Holy shit I think I know this redditor.
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@Steve_Laws_ Sucker punch. No clue the context of the situation, but the sucker punch is always shameful.
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@nypost "Yeah Kanye likes a finger, but I heard Pete likes something a lot bigger."
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@realRaegenhere To show lighting. Lighting like that has a way of making our brains pay more attention.
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Fuck it. I'm tired of hiding it.
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@WeenieWx @SandmanMGTOW Grow a beard and dwarfmax.
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@JustinWhang Spoiler alert: He was actually gay.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 At that point they don't care and see it as their only option for revenge.
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@ClashofLoyalty @LoveSarae This is seems more like a women's GC. Men's GCs are primarily just us insulting one another.
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@Akumabat They're driving Jesus' car. I bet it's an Accord.
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@OrwellNGoode Poorly aged memes.
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@LunarArchivist It was a magic fps with bad dialog written for MCU fans. It didn't have any advertising really, and was released during a time where it had to compete with bigger releases that were advertised everywhere. They wanted it to fail.
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@UpdatingOnRome "What happened that made the era common?"
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@WFLA Why stop there? Ban travel to the other states and save everyone from having to deal with Californians.
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Who's coming with me?
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 He's a carpenter. That's considered skilled labor.
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@greentexts_bot Anon having another normal one I see.
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Ash the Cat says, "Hello!" (He greeted me when I got home from work)
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@MrAndyNgo Only one sentence that makes sense in this case.
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@gayest_tone Nobody: You coming in to commit murder:
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@Chrisre22564989 @2damntrans @LilithLovett You know it's bad when you can't tell if it's a fake tweet or not.
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@XHNews You guys make the USA look so badass.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 "It ain't no thang, baby."
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I see dinner (I'm Irish brained)
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Apparently, if you can see a boxing glove, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the potato?
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@greentexts_bot Next you get married and have kids with her. Teach those kids your own values and send them out into the world to do the same.
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@Darktide40K "You really are the Warhammer 40K, Darktide."
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@ask_for_pics Why her head look like a lightbulb now?
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Guys will see this and be like "Hell yeah"
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the CDC says fully vaccinated people are now able to drive Biden around for 20 minutes.
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@JollyWangcore Gives the real DnD experience.
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