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@GeneralPatton83

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Just a clever little hillbilly from Alabama who prioritizes laughter over taking anything too seriously

Alabama, USA
Joined September 2022
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@GeneralPatton83
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@prowlerof That's another one of my most favorite songs!
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@GeneralPatton83
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They didn't think this through 😂
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@GeneralPatton83
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@atensnut He's peacocking 😂 Peacocking is when a male uses ostentatious clothing and behavior to attract the former president and to stand out from other competing males, with the intention to become more memorable and interesting.
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@GeneralPatton83
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Way to go Randy 😂
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Dafuck is this?? 😂
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@GeneralPatton83
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Donald Trump just shared this on Instagram
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@GeneralPatton83
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@catturd2 Just one of the greats, doing his thang. 😂
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@GeneralPatton83
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1 month
What actor would you bring back if you could?
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What actor would you bring back if you could?
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@GeneralPatton83
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@MPLSKerrBear Is that how you describe a photo of a disgusting pedophile supporting Marxist?
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@GeneralPatton83
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@LandauDave Everyone was making lil them so I made you a little Dave ❤️
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@GeneralPatton83
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I'm getting so tired of this cry baby BULLSHIT! Arrest them ALL!
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BREAKING - SPREADING: Students stage walkout protest at the University of Texas over lack of ceasefire in Gaza. DPS riot troopers dispersing protesters. WATCH NOTE: If police open fire on students, and kill them, this will become a nationwide protest.
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@GeneralPatton83
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An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… GIFs Only…. Go
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An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… GIFs Only…. Go
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@GeneralPatton83
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@Brick_Suit Hey baby you looking for a CaniDate?
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@GeneralPatton83
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Ain't thar a kick 😂
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@GeneralPatton83
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Monday selfie...
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@GeneralPatton83
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PERFECT! 😂
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@GeneralPatton83
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3 months
DEAD! 🤣😂🤣
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@GeneralPatton83
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2 months
@elonmusk I like that you like memes.
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2 months
Ha! So delicious!
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@buylowgreen Care Bear Stare
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@GeneralPatton83
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Think I'm gonna watch Fear and Loathing tonight
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@GeneralPatton83
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@Infantry_bucky Imagine the poor kid who needs his mother to comfort him and this pulls up at school I'm sorry but she disgusts me on a whole new level I feel so bad for that poor baby
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@GeneralPatton83
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Lmfao! 😂💀
@NormalWorldTV
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You don’t actually need the eclipse glasses after all. @LandauDave @weirdmedicine @BlazeTV
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@GeneralPatton83
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YO! 😂 He read (four more years) and then accidentally read the word.. ( pause) Because the chant was pre-planned! These dumbasss can't even get a fake chant right. 😂😂😂😂
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@GeneralPatton83
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Joe Biden DOOOOON'T
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@GeneralPatton83
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3 months
Just me being a silly, brown eyed, forty year old girl. 😆🤷‍♀️ Happy Tuesday...
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@GeneralPatton83
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2 months
Ok last one 😂
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@LandauDave Happy Easter Dave 🐰
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@guelphgirlchris @LaraLeaTrump You're one to talk Ric Flair
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@GeneralPatton83
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When roasting each other was fun and nobody got all butthurt 😂
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@GeneralPatton83
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Happy Caturday 🤣
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@rawsalerts He looks like he's having a blast.
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@GeneralPatton83
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@ElonMuskAOC That'd be perfect for people who want to remind their followers of upcoming events without having to stop what they're doing to post it
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@GeneralPatton83
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Post a selfie of you looking away.
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This is disgusting, someone has to be able to change this.
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Transgender Day of Visibility at the White House
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@GeneralPatton83
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Me after burning that bridge I never liked in the first place.
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@GeneralPatton83
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When we say ya'll done fucked with people who just wanted to be left alone... The Amish are coming.
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@GeneralPatton83
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I only need 2 more follows to make it to 3k 🩷🩷
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@GeneralPatton83
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Am I shadow banned?? Can ya'll see this?
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@GeneralPatton83
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I finally talked my sister into getting an account! Yay! Can I get some follows for my big sissy? @Pammcakes81
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@GeneralPatton83
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QT your war face
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@GeneralPatton83
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Post a picture of you outside!
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@MackTruckNic
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Post a picture of you outside!
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@GeneralPatton83
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You sure did you ignorant waist of space 😒
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@GeneralPatton83
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This is disgusting , where is the tear gas?
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@KeithMalinak 😂 hahahahaha
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@GeneralPatton83
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@MayoIsSpicyy I think you got some reeeeeeeeeeee in your future 😂
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@GeneralPatton83
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You've been murderd. Who do you want to avenge your death?
@EYESOPN
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You’ve been murdered. Who do you want to avenge your death?
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@GeneralPatton83
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2 months
Was trying to make a video and the wind took my hat! I suppose it's fitting for the song I chose. Don't worry, be happy. Haters can GFYS!
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@GeneralPatton83
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Smart move
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@GeneralPatton83
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🤣🤣🤣
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@GeneralPatton83
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2 months
Turd says good morning ya'll
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@GeneralPatton83
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I don't know why but I like it .
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😂 THUG LIFE
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@GeneralPatton83
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@LandauDave Best guilty pleasure Halloween movie ever
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@GeneralPatton83
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Thank y'all 🩷🩷
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@GeneralPatton83
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Screw Mark Hamill! May the 4th be with you...
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@GeneralPatton83
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The Easter bunny heard what Joe Biden did and is on his way to the White House
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@GeneralPatton83
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What are you wearing for the solar eclipse tomorrow?
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@GeneralPatton83
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I know who #Rico is 🤣
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@GeneralPatton83
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It's spelled Fani, like your ass.🤣
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@GeneralPatton83
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Here's my bloodbath outfit, what's yours?
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@GeneralPatton83
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@LandauDave 🤣😂 loved the show .
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@GeneralPatton83
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Home is wherever I'm with Turd. 🐿🥰
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@GeneralPatton83
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Squirrel fakes his own death 😂
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@GeneralPatton83
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Should I make this my new profile picture?
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@ericmmatheny God Bless Texas!
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@GeneralPatton83
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Post a selfie from your gallery but make it B&W!
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@packcheese12
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Post a selfie from your gallery but make it B&W!!
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@GeneralPatton83
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#faniwillis #jailbird Who's ready? Boo hoo Fanie goin to jail.
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@GeneralPatton83
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I just don't understand how someone gets as far in life as Raskin has being that retarded
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Anti-Trump leftist Rep. Raskin tries to defend Biden family RICO operation.
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@GeneralPatton83
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That feeling you get when you finally find a tribe as crazy and fun as you are.. Y'all are great btw!
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@GeneralPatton83
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Re-Tweet with a selfie that makes you feel good about you .
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@GeneralPatton83
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Turd says Happy 420 man
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@GeneralPatton83
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BS 😂
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@Brick_Suit Hey, cut her break, she was teased every day for being brown.
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@GeneralPatton83
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Because assholes wanted to try and talk shit about my ai images not looking like me, I used my real face as the example image, but I kept my squirrel.😉 Goodnight sweet friends, see you in the morning.
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@GeneralPatton83
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@fml_gamer @LandauDave What about @LandauDave and @QTRBlackGarrett as Planes,Trains, and Automobiles?
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@GeneralPatton83
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ASSHOLE!
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@GeneralPatton83
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Turd asked, can a bot do this?
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@GeneralPatton83
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Good Afternoon everyone! Turd and I have been playing in the rain with friends. How is your Thursday going?
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@GeneralPatton83
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Just so you know, this is what I look like when I tweet.
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@time_simpler
𝕄𝕣. ℂ𝕣𝕠𝕨 🐦‍⬛
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Just so you know, this is what I look like when I tweet.
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@GeneralPatton83
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The world will return to boys being boys. 🩷
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@GeneralPatton83
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Good morning everybody 🌞🐿
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@GeneralPatton83
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#canada Are you guys cops? Or do you identify as cops? 😂💀😂💀
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