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Gavin Uhlenkamp

2 months

Teams going to the ❌ this year: 1. Chanhassen 2. Edina 3-8. Bunch of make a wish teams from Africa (Didn’t realize the Xcel Energy Center was hosting the Sped Olympics this year holy fuck)

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

Been thinking about investing in a Tonka birdy. My sources have been saying some girl named Izzy Dobins rly fills up a room with her beauty. Valid?? Lmk who some sexy tonka bitches are. Drop snaps!?

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@DirtySniper2318 @bobbycowan42069 @MNHShockeyfella @bigmikerandy time to get fucking bombed. Lets have a dirty night before the first real game tomorrow. 🤧❄️

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@Kemps_Studio @MNHShockeyfella @bobbycowan42069 @Colethebeauty @DirtySniper2318 You probably sit when you pee pal. You look like a guy who loves drinking vodka lemonades from the straw. You prob yack from 3 milles.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@mnhshockeyfan5 @MNHShockeyfella Single A is a fucking laughing stalk at this point. No wonder the X doesn’t open up the upper bowl for these teams. They bring over their entire african village and still can’t fill up 4 rows. Personally im not making that trek across the pacific just to see my team lose by 10.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@4MNscouts @Mnhockeygoons @Mnpuckwatchers 3 post game lines as well… safe to say we had a fucking day and are ready to have an even better night with @DirtySniper2318 and @MNHShockeyfella

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @bobbycowan42069 @Colethebeauty @DirtySniper2318 Were the real state champs at this point.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@bigmikerandy Love how 3 of the top 5 teams weren’t in the tourney. #fixsections

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

Couldnt make it happen. Congrats to the boys @DirtySniper2318 @MNHShockeyfella lets get fucked. Boooozzzzeeeee timeeee. Im blacking out and stripping naked everywhere. Public urination here i come.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@DirtySniper2318 @MNHShockeyfella @TomWilson4369 Go kick some fucking monkey ass so we can get loose tonight and play a drunk chip tomorrow baby.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@mnhshockeyfan5 @MNHShockeyfella My sources were saying Ethiopia.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@DirtySniper2318 @MNHShockeyfella @bobbycowan42069 holyy fuck boys. Just woke up, where tf am i. This definitely isn’t my bed but theres 2 naked birds in it so im cooling. Hopefully i make it back to the X tn for my game but if not im sure my boys will rape em anyways.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

I dont know if ive ever been this drunk. Post game slop went crazy btw if yall were wondering. Me and @DirtySniper2318 j tagged teamed some girls from Grand Rapids. It was good, 7.8/10.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@tonkahockeygirl Im bricked.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@4MNscouts Totally agree, i mean ill take the free path to the chip all day but if i was sober this shit would be so damn boring. At least the freshman birdys around the arena have been looking sexy.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @DirtySniper2318 @bobbycowan42069 @bigmikerandy Honestly fuck it bro. I haven’t experienced it yet but ive heard fat bitches give top tier slopp.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@DirtySniper2318 fuck brother we needa get some shut eye for tomorrow. I’ve been trying to fall asleep for an hour now but all these freshman keep snapping me the nicest cleavage north of the Mississippi, my johnson is loving it. I’m guessing ur dealing with the same shit rn.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@DirtySniper2318 Game is game. I just want alcohol, coke, and pussy.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

Can some slut pick me up. Idk where tf i am but if ur hot ill drop my pin. Only for girls with permits, not license. Idk if im too fucked up for my dick to workr rn but we can try.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@4MNscouts @MNhockeyHSfan @Mnpuckwatchers @MNHockeyStar Were obviously both beauties. Yeah he might have the edge on stick handling but I think I do more fucking for sure. #bodiesdontlie

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

Dropping my unbiased predictions for the AA tourney later this evening. Stay posted, this is gonna be hot shit fellas. (Scores included)

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@bigmikerandy Chung… Bros been a senior since 1986

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

Holy shit boys, me and brayden willis just made it snow in the locker room. Had to wake ourselves up from this sleep fest out on the ice. Were thinking of pulling up our jgb boys to play the 3rd for us against these shitters. Freshman birds who wanna give posty, come to room 204.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@DirtySniper2318 @MNHShockeyfella @bobbycowan42069 win or lose we booze🤝🤝this after party is gonna be fucking off the rails. I heard freezer tarps is coming and bringing hella snow as well.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@Colethebeauty The younger the better and man were u spot on. Those left and rights r practically asking to be motorboated.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@DirtySniper2318 @4MNscouts @bigmikerandy @MNhockeyHSfan Do it for me daddy??😩

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

Man am I excited to watch the elk river elks duke it out with Rochester. Heard their game is being play in Africa this year. (I wont be watching that shit)

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@clearedhot2 @MNHShockeyfella Slip in past the ticket checkers. Dont needa waste any money on these 1st round blow outs.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@DirtySniper2318 @4MNscouts @bigmikerandy @MNhockeyHSfan Hows barney doing? I also heard thru the grapevine freezertarps has some big coin on him putting one top bunk.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@Mnpuckwatchers @braydenwillis19 Thanks for the love u beastttt. Dont forget my off ice work as well. I been putting work in the bedroom and the slopes recently. I didn’t get home from sals last night till 5am.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella New Ulm was looking like me back in squirts. Pre coked gavin type shit.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella Very nice. Only questionable pick is GR over WBL

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@Colethebeauty @4MNscouts Yeah I’ve heard that dirty slut is basically a walking cum tank. Not rly my style, personally I like em young, petite, and innocent.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@4MNscouts It’s greasy and I love it. Buddy knows he’s look like shit for the next 3 months at least and is fine with it. That includes spring break. Now that’s dedication.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@4MNscouts Could’ve made it 2 options tbh. Chan and edina can whoop all these make a wish fuckers crossed off our minds. Im talking spring break drunk.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@4MNscouts @Mnpuckwatchers @bigmikerandy @DirtySniper2318 Is this a real question?

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

Waking up feeling like the fucking man. Ready to go out and cum all over Rochester’s faces. Hoping theres lots of little freshman sluts watching so they can see my cheddar in the pre game skate ups. Thinking about doing a little sexy hair flip… we’ll see.

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@CurtGiles2 Ur just mad cuz ur too old to fuck ur wife. Sip it wrinkle dick

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Gavin Uhlenkamp

@Gavintheripper

2 months

@4MNscouts @bigmikerandy @DirtySniper2318 @DeVonteJones123 Ik this aint a real question