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Mike Randolf

@bigmikerandy

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I’m just a guy who coaches hockey. 72 years old but single and ready to mingle. parody account, not real.

Minneapolis, MN
Joined March 2024
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Mike Randolf
2 months
Minnetonkas jv team could have walked through atleast 3 of the 8 sections
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I heard rumors that BSM, Tonka, Wayzata, and Shakopee are getting some ice at mariucci this weekend and making their own tournament. Heard lil Uzi had gone back to bsm to play in it. Rings for the winners will be payed for by the Clark’s of Wayzata.
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End of season rankings from Mike: 1: Edina 2:Chan 3:Tonka 4:bsm 5: Wayzata 6: shakopee 7: CDH 8: centennial 9: Grand Rapids 10: Eden Prairie 11: WBL
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2 months
Some of these Rochester girls are rockets. Huge nockers
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2 months
@Gavintheripper @DirtySniper2318 @bobbycowan42069 @MNHShockeyfella Can’t wait to just get hammered. Heard Jill risteau was headed to bar and I’m way to exited
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@DirtySniper2318 @MNHShockeyfella @Colethebeauty Yeah starting Wednesday we are friends, anything now is fair game after the chirps I was getting this morning.
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2 months
Just saw Hannah halverson and Josie hemp walk out of Nevers and risteau’s hotel room this morning. I was told Nevers is still blacked out and uzi fell asleep on the toilet with his shlong stuck in a Tito’s bottle. Holy shit these kids are dialed. @MNHShockeyfella @DirtySniper2310
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@Mnpuckwatchers No he got banned yesterday look at my tweets
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@4MNscouts @DirtySniper2318 @Gavintheripper I’m taking the over. Call me crazy but I think this will be a 5-1 5-0 type game and uzi should get in 2 times and end of the 3rd
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@Gavintheripper @DirtySniper2318 @MNHShockeyfella @bobbycowan42069 Chan could kill CDH if they went 3v5 the whole game. Tourney 24 is a joke
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2 months
Jesus how many blondes are in hermantowns student section? All 8+ atleast holy shit
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2 months
Warrod is rippin ice bergs while new olm is rippin 2 millys
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2 months
@Gavintheripper Love to hear that Gavin. Crazy that only 2 of the top 9 teams in the state are at the X this year.
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Where did 6 on SCC learn to play hockey? Dudes nasty, he’ll be at sta next season after our boosters give us some more money for NIL. Him dosan and braunhassen best line in the state
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2 months
How did 21 on mahtomedi get an NTDP invite and Cole bumgarner didn’t? Biggest joke oat. @Colethebeauty
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@Mnpuckwatchers Crazy how John Marshall has practice on Monday while tonka with 9 d1 commits will be ripping aquaphor J’s
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2 months
Uhlenkamp is the best player in high school hockey.
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2 months
Who tf taught 19 on Edina how to skate? Kid blows, anyways, go to section 206 for the Edina freshmen
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2 months
Words from Chung: “I can’t make it to 222 today sadly, but for all the fellas make sure your anything but sober before going into 222. Ppl shouldn’t be allowed in 222 if they’re not sober.”
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@Mnpuckwatchers And Brendon mcmarrow too (ntdp Denver commit) he left after his sophmore year. Would be a senior this year
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@Colethebeauty @MNHShockeyfella @DirtySniper2318 Going for a teammates girl is wild. Won’t matter tho because I’m assuming your transferring
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2 months
@MNHShockeyfella That’s my brother, his name is Raymond feel free to go talk to him
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2 months
Class A hockey is terrible, kids on 2nd lines can’t skate, there is no hitting. Get these kids to ridder arena
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@DirtySniper2318 @MNHShockeyfella @TomWilson4369 I’m the greatest high school hockey coach of all time. You’re trying to tell me I’m getting rings for a section championship???!!! Focus on getting a shift first pal. #risteauisbaked #uzisucks
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2 months
@DirtySniper2318 @Mnpuckwatchers @CurtGiles2 Yeah that makes sense saw your snap map over at the betz residence
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@MNHShockeyfella @Colethebeauty @DirtySniper2318 Come to section 222 if you want to see Mike shotgun 12 Tweas in under 3 minutes. I did it last year
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2 months
@MNHShockeyfella Your the man
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@MNHShockeyfella @DirtySniper2318 I know you guys are Edina fans. But during the tourney am I allowed a few chirps a day for the boys in green? Especially 19(Vandertop)
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@MNHShockeyfella @Colethebeauty Wouldn’t be a bad idea to go somewhere like Luvern and drop a 200 point season and be the mad over there. Also heard the girls there throw it more then Jill risteau.
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2 months
@davespeharhater 222 is getting way to rowdy tn
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2 months
@Mnpuckwatchers At the end of the day who know… after watching this last week of hockey I believe anything is possible. Wouldn’t be suprised if we have John Marshall vs elk river in the final.
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@Gavintheripper forgot about this squid
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@MNHShockeyfella @Colethebeauty @DirtySniper2318 Hockey fella hasn’t responded in a while… I think he might be rippin an aquafor j to Josie moe’s vsco
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2 months
How about let’s stop talking about parties and 2 milly bawbways and start dialing in here… tourney starts tmr less talk on the freshman girls more thinking about chirping new olm tmr. Especially @DirtySniper2318 …. @MNHShockeyfella @Colethebeauty @4MNscouts
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Am I a pussy if I only rip 3s? I asked my kids jimmy zavoral and will dosan if that was Beauty enough and they told me they only rip 2 millys. I tried a 6 a while back and it didn’t go so well, woke up and looked over to see a 300+ pounder in the bed with me.
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@4MNscouts @Mnhockeygoons @Gavintheripper @Mnpuckwatchers Bro hops around more then Lindin reinhart on a Saturday night @Mnpuckwatchers
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2 months
@MNHShockeyfella @DirtySniper2318 Can you take me to Edina country club or Interlacen?
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@mnhshockeytalk @kowalskismarket @BMortensonPXP I like how your giving these kids opportunities but at the same time most of these kids won’t be playing hockey in 2 years
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2 months
Who else is hype for section 222 at the X this year? Whoever the rosemount dude that ran it last year is a beast he better be there
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@4MNscouts @MSHSL Honestly you could make an argument for the class A state tournament being overall better than the class AA tourney this year.
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2 months
This is the craziest overtime I have ever seen. Cdh guy sold
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@LetsPlay_Hockey @chanbhok @EHShornetsnest @WHS_boyshockey Mason Stenger best by far. Carried a team of bums to be the 4th best team in the state. Dudes best forward was Caleb koskie who can’t skate.
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@MNHShockeyfella @DirtySniper2318 @TomWilson4369 I led Duluth east to the state tournament 18 times. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I may have taken some dough but after the state championships the only thing those moms are doing is putting their nockers in my face
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@MNHShockeyfella Currently still drunk from sals last night. My friend made me toss in a 75 milly and I my old ass yacked 7 times from that too. Don’t worry at be at the X for all 4 games tmr so your getting a lot outta me. #imgay #hannahhalversonissohot
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@MNHShockeyfella Oh, sounds great! Thought u would never ask hockey fella. What aged women were you thinking? Remember age is just a number
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@DirtySniper2318 Valid point. U call them frauds but they beat Chan 2 weeks ago. I have a feeling that if Bertram isn’t on his A game Edina could maybe drop one to John Marshall
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Top 6 teams in the state 2024-2025 no order: Edina, STA, Shakopee, CDH, BSM, Morehead
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@Mnpuckwatchers Both Mickey Mouse points
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@mnhshockeytalk @kowalskismarket @BMortensonPXP Sorry but this years top prospect game is a joke… you have 1 good player (bumgarner) a couple decent players, and then the other 20 are all JV players. If these kids all tried out for Edina only 3 would make varsity.
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2 months
Jack Stanious sickest celly I’ve ever seen on wbl… 1-1 1:30 left in 3rd
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2 months
Just walked past Hirshfield’s hotel room. Saw 3 girls already lined up outside it.
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2 months
Can anyone even name a single player on elk river? John Marshall? This isn’t make a wish this is the class AA state tournament! ig atleast now we can see risteau get some playing time in the first game
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