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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

STATE FUCKING CHAMPIONS, LETS FUCKING GO. @MNHShockeyfella Hookers on me tonight!!!🔰🔰🔰🥇🥇🥇

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Fml, Giles is such a tool.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

The real Mr. Hockey is Nevers

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Good morning fans, for a bit of extra entertainment @Gavintheripper and I will be seeing who can shotty 10 tweak the fastest during warmups. Might be more entertaining than the game.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @4MNscouts Cool mint for the elk river game for sure, might even have the manager keep them on the bench bc holy fuck is it gonna be a blow out.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

I think I was drunk when I made this? Maybe not I don’t remember anyway 2/4 holy shit that’s bad. Be back tomorrow dialed asf. Almost the same number of shifts I had tn. Fuck u curt

Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Clear and obvious picks today. Didn’t do any yesterday because I don’t give a shit about single A @TomWilson4369 Chan Centennial Edina 🐝 WBL

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@Mnpuckwatchers Yeah yeah, tucked 17 at benidle but a lot of the fellas left. Wouldn’t have been the same without Stewart feeding me back door. Also went to my first Edina party this summer which was the decision breaker for me. Shits unreal so many 10s

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Just woke up. Jesus it’s 3 pm. Party was unreal last night. Tickets punched ❌

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Section championship bonus just hit the account from the boosters. Hookers tn? @MNHShockeyfella @bigmikerandy @TomWilson4369

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Pregame nap with Hannah, absolutely dialed rn. Just cracked open my fourth tin of the day. @MNHShockeyfella @TomWilson4369

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella If you get them to me the night before I can toss them in my bag. Might be a couple missing tho the boys are pregaming the elk river game.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Not bad a bad performance @Gavintheripper not gonna be as easy Saturday. Hit me up for the addy to the function tn. @bobbycowan42069 and @MNHShockeyfella are getting after it tn.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

#freeristeau Retweet

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Friday Predictions Warroad 🍻 Hermantown 🤮 Chan ⛈️ Edina 🐝

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @bobbycowan42069 On my way, if you hear any noise in the hallway it’s me absolutely tumbling. @Gavintheripper and I are so stewed.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Let’s say a prayer for elk river fellas #hornyhornets

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@scoutkaner6969 @4MNscouts Giles is fucking pissed in the locker room rn. Im just sitting here with my headphones on listening to lil baby thinking about the rager with @Gavintheripper tn. Onto my 5th tin of the game as well.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@bigmikerandy Mike idk how many lines your old ass snorted this morning but it was enough for you think the hornets are first round exits to John Marshall. #randolfisbaked

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @bobbycowan42069 Tee grizz is already bumping in the locker room. You could probably hear it up in 222. Coach just surprised us with 3 cases of new cool mint 6 Millys too🤭 #elkriverisfucked

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @Colethebeauty Honest opinion. Fucking beauty. Don’t blame him for leaving bsm. Heard he’s going to Tonka next year to play with Shultz and rip lines. He’s gonna wheel birds there too. #guyfucks #6millys

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Its the Nevers show now, premiering tonight at 6 @MNHShockeyfella

Minny Chirps

@minnychirpshs

2 months

Anyone else miss the bump show.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @bobbycowan42069 World needs more people like nevers man.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@TomWilson4369 Thanks for the invite douchebag, I always sneak you in to the Edina parties

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Tom how long until you change your profile picture to wbl? Pick your damn team. @TomWilson4369

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Thoughts on championship Saturday @TomWilson4369

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@4MNscouts Your wife actually did after I got a pregame you know what

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @TomWilson4369 Fine with me. We can get you a one day contract that pays in hookers.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Fuck. Giles just sent a message in the group chat saying he caught a jv player ripping 3 millys and there’s a mandatory meeting at 6:30 am tomorrow. I won’t even be able to drive then fuckkk

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Heard @4MNscouts got fired from Vegas. Guy was scouting the mom’s instead of players. Don’t blame him. He’s got a job with some Nahl 3 team or some shit now #rough #edinamoms #viagra

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

So fucking hung rn @TomWilson4369

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella Coach mentioned to us today that they actually might not show up. No matter what we’re still partying Wednesday night.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @TomWilson4369 Alright we’re in the locker room at the rink rn partying I’ll lyk if we migrate over to halvorson’s or not #hannahsarocket

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella Not my fucking boxxxx… fuckkk. I’m I up in a suite took my gear off fuck this shit

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella and I are On our way to one of the bars, boys gotta dial for the thunder pussies tn.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@bigmikerandy Alright fuck off mike

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@4MNscouts @MNHShockeyfella @CurtGiles2 Oh yeah? He’s the one who wrote me the check to come over to Edina dumb fuck.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @4MNscouts Normally like to to toss in a couple 6 millys and listen to Tee Grizz while @4MNscouts wife tie my skates

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @TomWilson4369 U could honestly be our coach for that game if u wanted. Giles wasn’t planning on showing up to the X until Saturday when the real game is.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Just saw @TomWilson4369 holy fuck is he crossed rn. #titosforbreakfast

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@Gavthentheripper GGs time to get fucking hammered

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@bigmikerandy @MNHShockeyfella Mike, you’re the dumb fuck who chirped me in the first place.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@4MNscouts @MNHShockeyfella Who tf is this guy

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@bobbycowan42069 Morning Bobby are u hung or no? I’ve already gone through 2 tins this morning. Coach was telling me he might put the J Golds team out there tn vs elk River tn so we have another night of partying.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

Clear and obvious picks today. Didn’t do any yesterday because I don’t give a shit about single A @TomWilson4369 Chan Centennial Edina 🐝 WBL

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@TomWilson4369 @MNHShockeyfella I heard @4MNscouts matched with her on tinder. Do us a favor and take her out for the night.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella Big Mike Randy wouldn’t be able to win a single A championship if he had this years tonka squad.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @TomWilson4369 @bigmikerandy Ngl this guy fucks. Respected him until I heard he hated on the hornets. See you Saturday @gavintheripper

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@TomWilson4369 update. Just got to the function at stouts. Tonka’s whole first line is piss drunk laying of the floor face down. Stouts passed out already too. Shultz is stick handling in the kitchen with a zyn tin. Rough week for the skippers

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@Danecallaway I’d invite you to the party tn with @bobbycowan42069 @MNHShockeyfella but you’re a single A pussy and rip 3s

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella @4MNscouts You read my mind. Shultz has been the plug ever since i moved over to Edina. He’s a 3 milly guy tho. #halfsender

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella I might just chill in here and play chel during the third. So fucking bored zyns can only do so much. #needsomeblow

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@bigmikerandy @MNHShockeyfella But I’m sorry Mike I’ll take it easy on your old ass. Agree with Nevers as long as we can send together this post season.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@MNHShockeyfella and I are About to play four corner bingo with 6 milly cool mints zyns and head to bed. No parties tonight unfortunately. Giles made it clear to take at least 3 zyns tonight to prepare the mind. #fuckelkriver #hannahhalvorsonissohot

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@Gavintheripper @MNHShockeyfella @bobbycowan42069 I heard nelk is gonna be there. Stouts house.

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@Gavintheripper @MNHShockeyfella This is just the pregame for the one at John Stouts tomorrow night. Heard it’s gonna be the biggest rager in the state after the chip. #tonkaleggings #titos

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months

@Mnpuckwatchers Guy definitely rips 3s

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Michael Risteau Burner

@DirtySniper2318

2 months