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Paul

@GannetPaul

4 years

Fucking hell, how fast was that rollercoaster going?

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Paul

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3 years

Thrilling chase underway here....

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4 years

Fucking hell....how hot is her brew!!

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1 year

Oh bollocks, my 250 million year old salt has expired.

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3 years

“I’m Barry from EastEnders.”

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4 years

@JeffStelling Can't believe this man had waited 30 years to see his team win the league then they sacked him before he got chance to gloat about it! 😂

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1 year

@imhighkeycool This version is better...

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6 months

Green Day have just announced they're playing at Old Trafford in June. I've had a cheeky fiver on them winning...

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4 years

I've found out how they make Carlsberg.....

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@GannetPaul

2 years

The time when Bruce Forsyth got a job at Morrisons....

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2 years

@fastworkers6 They're not always very good though....

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3 months

Jesse Lingard has joined South Korean side FC Seoul on a two-year deal. Unveiling video...

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2 years

When your Nan falls in love with a waiter in Zante.

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1 year

@jackjonestv

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5 years

@FootyHumour “Mum, Kompany turned into Ronaldo”

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Paul

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6 years

@piersmorgan I wouldn't mind but Arsenal have had a few days extra off as City had to play in a cup final

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4 years

Man City went with a 4-3-3 formation last night....... 4 in the South Stand..... 3 in the East Stand and 3 in the family stand 🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

Anyone in the ground today that booed Maguire when he came on is a cunt. I think we all agree he needs to go in the summer but while he's still here, trying his best, he's a United player and you get behind him and support him. Wankers!

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3 years

@SkySportsPL Bielsa and his interpreter after ever game....

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@GannetPaul

4 years

Get well soon David.

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@GannetPaul

3 years

Fucking fuming. I've just knocked my Sports Direct mug over 😡

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@GannetPaul

2 years

@FootyHumour I raise you....

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1 year

@sharrond62

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7 years

@MathsDebation Can't see the Supermoon? Simply place a tortilla wrap on your window for that authentic Supermoon experience.....

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5 years

At a Glasgow Pub Quiz, the final question to win £100 pounds is: "Take That's first Album had a four word title, the first two words were, 'Take That', what were the second two?" After a lengthy silence a wee Glaswegian man stands up and says.... "Was it....Ya Bastard?"

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@GannetPaul

4 years

Please help my airline. Please....

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@GannetPaul

2 years

On this day 1992 Eric Cantona signed for Manchester United. 👑

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2 months

Proper wound me up this. The bastard's been strolling around the pitch for months with a face like a slapped arse, scratching himself and not giving anywhere near 100%. But now (because he's got his PR team to write a sob story for him) we're supposed to forget this? GET FUCKED

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Few things I would like to say …

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2 years

@FootyBevs @ManUtd 1) United sell Carling in bottles 2) It's £3 in the whole stadium 3) Stop lying

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Paul

@GannetPaul

6 years

Hello everyone. Is there anyone on Twitter that knows about drones? I bought a drone last Saturday at a car boot sale and now that I have a day off, I wanted to try it but I can't get it to fly. Anyone help? PS. Since I have no user manual of the drone, here is a picture of it!

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3 months

Klopp and Salah in happier times....

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@GannetPaul

2 years

When I was a kid, you could go into a corner shop with £1 and come out with 2 Cokes, 3 Wham bars and a magazine. Nowadays...... fucking CCTV everywhere!!!

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@GannetPaul

2 months

Rare picture of a young Nicola Sturgeon with Diego Maradona.

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@GannetPaul

4 years

I'm no expert but I don't think Sharon is going to make it!

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1 year

@NoContextBrits "Can I get...." No, no you can't. You can ask for something and the person serving you will get it.

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2 years

The world has gone officially bonkers!

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11 months

@NoContextHumans Added music....

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4 years

@Carra23 @GNev2 @SkySportsNews

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3 years

#RikMayall RIP

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@GannetPaul

6 months

@SoVeryBritish I don’t like Monday mornings. Or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people.

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@GannetPaul

3 years

Took me all day but its finally finished. I've made a pallet from an old coffee table.

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5 years

@Tim_Burgess

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3 years

That's bang out of order...

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6 months

@DanHook684 Game's totally gone.

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1 year

@sportbible

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6 years

@piersmorgan

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3 years

@ianbrown

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@NoContextBrits

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@GannetPaul

3 years

I wonder if Sweden will play with a flat pack four against Spain 🤔

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@GannetPaul

28 days

@SoVeryBritish Bloke at work is called 'OVLOV' because he cycled into the back of a parked VOLVO.

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@GannetPaul

2 years

@fesshole

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2 months

@BBCMOTD “Tore him apart twice” He played against Vidic twice. Lost to him twice and got substituted twice. United ended the season as Champions and relegated Blackpool on the final day by beating them. Vidic won Prem Player of the year that year too. Only defender to win it twice 👍

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2 years

@youngonesfan An absolute legend.

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3 years

Lee Dixon and Ian Wright criticising Christiano Ronaldo is like Kevin Kennedy and Bruce Jones criticising Al Pacino and Robert De Niro.

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@GannetPaul

4 years

@BibiLynch Arctic Donkeys

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@GannetPaul

2 years

@GNev2 The Sue Gray report on Downing Street parties has finally been released 👇

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@GannetPaul

3 years

Definitely says @ uni ........doesn't it?

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Paul

@GannetPaul

3 years

Just knocked a bloke in a Liverpool shirt off his bike. I'm now banned from the gym.

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@GannetPaul

2 years

@FootyHumour

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@GannetPaul

5 years

@piersmorgan

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@GannetPaul

3 years

Marcelo Bielsa and his translator after every match. 😂

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@GannetPaul

6 months

@fesshole Has anyone else noticed that the symbol "&" looks like a man dragging his arse across the floor?

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@GannetPaul

2 years

@Football__Tweet

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@GannetPaul

4 years

Cycled to the shop before for a couple of bottles of wine. As I was paying for them I thought, what happens if I fall off my bike and smash them! So I drank them both outside the shop. Good job I did....I fell off the bike 7 times on the way home!

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@JohnMcMah0n

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@GannetPaul

2 years

On this day in 1976. The first series of Open All Hours premiered on BBC 2 in the UK

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5 years

@BeardedGenius

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@GannetPaul

3 years

Lethal Weapon 5 looks shit....

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@GannetPaul

2 years

@SeasonDeeper In Russia I am Ivan; in Sweden I am Jan. In Germany I’m Johan; in England, I’m John...

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@GannetPaul

1 year

@theJeremyVine

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@GannetPaul

3 years

@theJeremyVine Work shy, trouble making scruffs. Should water cannon the lot of them.

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@GannetPaul

3 years

@StretfordPaddck

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@GannetPaul

3 years

@SkySportsNews Social media needs to change. Especially Twitter! No more faceless trolls hiding behind a fake picture. You should need to register using proper ID (passport, driving license etc) You would be 100% traceable and accountable for your actions then.

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@GannetPaul

6 years

Happy St Pat Wicks Day...

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@GannetPaul

3 years

Manchester City's champagne has spent more time on ice than Torvill and Dean!

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@GannetPaul

1 year

31 years apart...not changed a bit 🤣

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2 years

I told my boss I needed a pay rise this morning, telling him that 3 other companies were after me... He asked, "Which ones?" I replied, "The electric, the gas, and the water....."

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2 years

But no warning about the fucking leopards?

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@GannetPaul

3 years

@GNev2 Name the song....

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@GannetPaul

6 years

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump You had the chance. You should have drilled him harder instead of fluttering your eyelids at him.

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@GannetPaul

3 years

😂

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@GannetPaul

2 years

@NoContextBrits When you're washing your car and someone says, "do you want to do mine"

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@GannetPaul

4 years

There's cool....then there's Steve Coppell and Phil Lynott cool!

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@GannetPaul

6 months

@anon_opin Not enough people work out the difference between we're and were either!

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@GannetPaul

7 years

When you lie on your CV but still get the job....

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@GannetPaul

4 years

If you see this wheely bin floating...... you have been in the house too long. It's just a wet spot on the pavement...

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@GannetPaul

3 years

That comment 😂

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@GannetPaul

1 year

@youngonesfan

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@GannetPaul

1 year

I asked my next door neighbour to take my bin out as I wouldn’t be home… He definitely went above and beyond!

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@GannetPaul

3 years

@BPete1970 I was walking the dog before and found a Man City v Southampton ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it. You never know when you might need a nail. 😉

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@GannetPaul

2 years

VERY disappointed by the Darth Vader button in the lift. I pressed it but he never came......just an irate fireman shouting "You stupid time wasting bastard" at me!

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@GannetPaul

3 years

Seven years ago today this wonderful moment happened...

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@GannetPaul

1 year

I'm old enough to remember when Milan was pronounced Mill-an and not Mee-lan. When Kiev was Key-ef not Keev. When it was the Burn-a-bow not Burn-a-bayou. And when it was the the New Camp not Camp New. I'm THAT old!

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Paul

@GannetPaul

3 years

Spent an hour following this bastard around today. Still couldn't get a Wi-Fi connection!