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@GaintrustMikey
Mikey
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Exciting News: Launching Our 10th Fitness Program, Ascentia! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Ascentia, the latest addition to our esteemed line of fitness programs. Ascentia is our most advanced Push, Pull, Legs program, designed to cater to all levels of fitness…
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@GaintrustMikey
Mikey
3 years
What's really going on when people put their pronouns in their bio
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@GaintrustMikey
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3 years
Could use this man power at the southern border.
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Lisa Bennatan
3 years
US Capitol Police in full riot gear
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4 years
My 8 year old daughter upon learning about viruses like Covid, “maybe this will teach republicans to fear Mother Nature and believe in climate change”. She’s too innocent for me to break her spirit but I told her not to get her hopes up. She reminded me “Hope is all we have”
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@GaintrustMikey
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3 years
Using Kyle Rittenhouse as evidence of "right-wing violence" is some serious gaslighting.
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3 years
People who experienced the 80s as kids... you had the greatest childhood in the modern era.
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@GaintrustMikey
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4 years
@Twitter My 8 year old daughter came up to me today and said “Dad, today isn’t for you okay? It doesn’t always have to be about you. I’ll be a woman one day and it’ll be up to us women to fix the damage done by men.” I started to cry. She then reminded me male tears weren’t helping. Wise.
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@GaintrustMikey
Mikey
3 years
Not making the case you think you’re making here, chief
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Nicholas Grossman
3 years
Left: What Ted Cruz thinks a world class 21st century military looks like. Right: What a world class 21st century military actually looks like.
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@GaintrustMikey
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3 years
1. Why is this news 2. I'm now listening to Mumford 3. Way to crush it @MrAndyNgo
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@GaintrustMikey
Mikey
4 years
Trump is going to win.
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@GaintrustMikey
Mikey
4 years
Alright I have to mute this now, the abuse is both hilarious (genuinely) and overwhelming. If you're reading this just know the above is a fucking joke. Check my pinned tweet for the trufe.
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@GaintrustMikey
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1 year
Scientists predict that the unless we reverse the effects of climate change in the next 30 years, this will be the map of our future.
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4 years
I don’t have a daughter
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@GaintrustMikey
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4 years
@XHNews I have a daughter who is 8 this year. She asked me where the virus came from. I looked at her and told her "We don't know but the president says It's from China". She looked at me and said "That sounds a lot like racism, daddy". Such clarity. Such wisdom.
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@GaintrustMikey
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4 years
“Rest in power” ...when did power become more desirable than peace. This is a real harbinger of bad things to come.
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4 years
Pete Davidson is the SNL cast member we have to be assured is "totally hysterical off-set bro".
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@GaintrustMikey
Mikey
3 years
Did you eat too much? Go to the gym. Did you get too mad at someone and feel like a jerk? Go to the gym Did you lay around all day? Go to the gym Depressed? Gym Single? Gym Lonely? Gym Writers block? Gym Etc. etc.
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@GaintrustMikey
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3 years
I don't know what will happen but if Trump somehow pulls this off, he will have no excuse this time on knowing who is loyal and who is not after all is said and done. I hope he remembers who went belly up November 4th until now.
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@WindsorMann @davidfrum My 8 year old daughter came up to me this morning as asked me if the "Bully in chief (as she calls him), was still in office". I told her the truth and she responds "Daddy, we need our own bully don't we." - So simple. So beautiful.
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@GaintrustMikey
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4 years
@MaraGay Careful, I hear calculators are gateway drugs to conservatism 👻
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3 years
Biden's gas-lines getting bigger crowds than his "rallies"
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@breakingbaht @ThePopTingz There were Africans in the cartoon version
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1 year
Scientists say this is what China will look like in 30 years if we don’t reverse climate change.
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4 years
@PrisonPlanet Who gets retaliated against first in the possible worst case scenario aftermath? It's not all that hard to figure this one out
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@GaintrustMikey
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3 years
Great guy but also prob the manliest looking man of all time. If he was a super hero his name would be Man Man. All joking aside RIP
@JohnJamesMI
John James
3 years
After 9/11, Pat Tillman turned down a $3.6M contract offer from an NFL team and instead, he enlisted in the U.S. Army. He stood for the ideals of service before self and we lost him 17 years ago today. Rest In Peace, Ranger.
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3 years
At what point are we allowed to notice Chinese propaganda are 1:1 with left wing talking points in the US?
@XHNews
China Xinhua News
3 years
8 lives taken, 6 of them Asian. And the killer was just "having a bad day"! #StopAAPIHate #FightRacism
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@GaintrustMikey
Mikey
4 years
URGENT: If you have a college age son. You need to have "The Talk" with them. You need to tell them that under Biden the Universities will reverse course on due process and they can be accused of raping emotionally damaged female students with an axe to grind. Be prepared!
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@TwitterWomen Sir David Attenborough: “If left uninterrupted, the human female will talk herself into insanity and surely end up alone collecting cats with blue hair”
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3 years
We knew this was coming and still had our apologists… here we go again🤷🏻‍♂️
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1 year
Breaking News: Earth is likely to cross a critical global warming threshold within the next decade unless drastic changes are made, a major UN report said.
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3 years
Trump supporters need to be stopped - oh this was BLM and Antifa over the summer.. Got it.
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Mikey
4 years
Without the media the democrats have nothing.
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@GaintrustMikey
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8 months
Be a jacked engineer
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3 years
I think it’s fair to say that Biden is a disaster
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3 years
Remember acid rain lol
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3 years
Pretty sure Cruz is not Weavers type..
@thehill
The Hill
3 years
The Lincoln Project co-founder says post-Trump he's going after Cruz
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8 months
Jacked 💪🏼 Engineer 🛰️
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4 years
@greggutfeld CNN cuts away lol
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@GaintrustMikey
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3 years
You can think Trump lost, that Trump supporters are wasting their time fighting still, and not be a pretentious douche bag about it.
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@GaintrustMikey
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8 months
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@fastrlife
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8 months
Eat less protein. Lift weights less often. Spend more time not eating. = Leaner + More muscular physique…
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@GaintrustMikey
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3 years
This morning my 8 year old daughter asked what CRT was. I explained it was a view of history under the lens of race. She replied, “oh so like history” and placed her hands on her hips as if to say, it’s about time. I wept and she made us coffee.
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They might as well allow steroids in the Olympics now that being a man is allowed in the female games.
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3 years
The openly lying to you is the point
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The Hill
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President Biden: "We've gone from stagnation to an economy that is growing faster than it has in nearly 40 years."
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Passing by the Russian Tea Room and heard Joan Rivers was inside lol - She said I was good looking :)
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@GayPatriot
GayPatriot 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🌈
11 months
What celebrity have you randomly met somewhere you weren't expecting? Me: I ran a stop sign in Beverly Hills in my rental car and nearly T-boned Buddy Hackett in his gold convertible Mercedes. He started screaming at me while I was pointing at him saying “OMG YOU’RE BUDDY…
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8 months
Cod is my favorite protein source. Unlike chicken, it’s light and flakey. You almost hardly have to chew it, it goes down very easy. Flavor wise, it’s mild and slightly sweet, so you can dress it up how you like (currently on a Cajun cod kick 🤤) Macros wise, It’s basically…
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@GaintrustMikey
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1 year
GM - be nice to you and go lift weights today
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3 years
Trump would be more powerful as a king maker than the president. DeSantis is ready NOW and is the right person for the job.
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3 years
Not today, women.
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Bloodbath
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3 years
2015 -> 2019 -> 2021
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4 years
I would say Rachel Maddow should eat crow tonight but I’m not trying to start another pandemic.
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Mikey
3 years
My 8 year old daughter heard the quote by Liz Cheney tonight mocking Rep Gaetz over wearing make-up. "Why cant men wear make-up?" I explained about "gender norms". Shocked, she shouted "PATRIARCHY" over and over until the cops arrived. The cops apologized on behalf of Liz Cheney.
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@GaintrustMikey
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Annihilation (2018) is a movie that got slept on, probably because of Marvel Movie renaissance back in 2018. If you haven't seen it, it's excellent.
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@GaintrustMikey
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4 years
@jaketapper My Daughter recently turned 8 during this pandemic. She asked if we would be alright. I told her yes but people are blaming China for the virus. She looked at me and said, "It all comes from the top". Sometimes I don't know where she gets it from!!
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@GaintrustMikey
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3 years
This website is free #6232
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3 years
they look hilarious..
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Be a jacked engineer
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8 months
Bringing the NJ to NH 🚊
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9 months
Will post face at 8k
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@yashar Kind of a flat response imo.
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4 years
@theangiestanton @DemoOut @chrissyteigen @johnlegend There are people who swear to god she's hilarious and wonderful etc. etc. etc. 🤮🤢
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8 months
White boy fall has officially begun
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3 years
Getting really tired of these photo shoots at the gym… no seriously, they come here and take pics of themselves and leave
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4 years
Just now my 8 year old daughter asked me why Joe Biden isn't 50 points ahead? I told her it's because of racist, sexist, bigot, homophobes. She said and I kid you not. "I know, I was testing you." <3
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9 months
People struggling to progress their lifts but never touch a 2.5 lb plate… 🤔
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6 months
Build build build
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3 years
I had years of darkness, hopelessness and agony (mostly in my 20s) much like we all experience throughout our lives. But working earnestly out of that muck and into the person I am today was the journey of a lifetime. I feel very fortunate to be living the life I am living today.
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3 years
Wanting to be famous seems like such an outdated concept. Anonymity is nearly priceless these days.
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4 years
@JosephNSanberg Lets make it a Million! Then we can all live in mansions!
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4 years
Biden is everything they accuse Trump of. -Conman -Stupid -Has "Mental Decline" (remember that one?) -Has a son with foreign corrupt ties while father was in office -Creepy with women
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1 year
About 6 years ago now I trained at this Florida gym which blasted heavy metal music on these big ass speakers. I put my phone on one of these speakers to record a set and it came out like this. I call this most recent installment... When The Pre-Workout Hits
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3 years
Kumail has the most punchable face in Hollywood. Having said that - he isn’t on roids, he on “I have millions of dollars and get to focus on learning lines and working out 24/7” this body is easily achievable if your life is dedicated to 3 hours in the gym per day
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New York Post
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Kumail Nanjiani's new buff body sparks steroid, racism accusations
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The Fall season is fast approaching and I want to go on record and declare that it is far and away the best season, hands down. The clothes, the scenery, the temperature, the vibes, the coffee... Max cozy and chill
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4 years
@AndrewYang Youre a one note song.
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7 months
Wrapping things up at work — then push day 👊🏼📈
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Starbucks has some good lighting. Never took a “bad” selfie in one… Selfies are cringe btw
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1 year
You can seriously improve your life in a countless number of ways by lifting weights and fixing your relationship with food.
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4 years
@brianstelter Said the propagandist
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3 years
My 8 year old girl just now: "Dad, if being white is a choice - why did you make me choose to be white?" I told her I didn't know I was making that choice and hoped she could one day forgive me. She said: "That will depend on how you behave going forward." I sobbed softly
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Prior to fitness, I worked as an engineer among top professionals. People with 30-40 years experience behind some of the most amazing things like sending satellites into orbit, locking down multi-billion dollar deals, etc. The one thing these professionals were not, was…
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Dazzling idiots and dudes with confidence issues is a BIG marketing strategy on social media but it unfortunately works. It happens all the time in the fitness space. Arrogance dazzles young men who never stood up to anyone so they gravitate towards the people who call…
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So I bought this recently and the main concern people had was that I was gambling with the fruity pebbles flavor. The macros are insane, it’s almost pure protein so very little extra calories. (25g P/110 calories!!!) A little over a week later, I’ve been adding it to Greek…
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3 years
I like people who don’t like people
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9 months
The work fit
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3 years
*scrolls Twitter* “We are so fucked” *goes back to being jacked, tan, and handsome*
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3 years
Legs. Destroyed.
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Things are happening 7 weeks out #MensClassic
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Amazing that the right sees this as their enemy. A pretty white girl who carries herself with class and dresses appropriately, in love with an NFL chad. Way to keep your eye on the prize conservatives!!
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4 years
@brianstelter @KatyTurNBC Hey Brian, word is you deleted these tweets
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4 years
@MrAndyNgo Does this person understand how pathetic they sound. Have some dignity for Christ's stake.
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Post upper body destruction report -- may have broken a few hearts today
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3 years
Imagine looking at roughly 20 people who put together a gaming studio and all you see is their race and sex. This is why dominance of a single viewpoint is so dangerous - you become dumber by partaking in it fully, like Jason has.
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8 months
Took a melatonin 30 min ago 🧟‍♂️
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Brutalized
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4 years
My grandmother tells the story of when the Nazis eventually invaded Italy. She talks about how her father was taken to dig his own grave where he would surely be shot in the back of the head for efficiency. She talked about her brother being forced to cook for the nazis...
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The pump cover The pump
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3 years
I just want to get massive, make money, and make a family.
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3 years
"Cubans seeking the American dream will be turned away but Mexicans seeking government benefits, flow right on through we need the votes."
@FanTt2m
TT2M Fan Page
3 years
Wait…so we are protecting the border now?
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They supposed to be this snug? #MensPhysique
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