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Gay (not queer) right-winger. America First. Gender critical homonationalist. Deport all communists.

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"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." –George Orwell, 1984
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@InsaneCope If Kyle was black, they wouldn't even be aware of the incident or court case, and they certainly wouldn't be talking about it. It's not about what he did. It's about him doing it while being White.
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@lporiginalg Jews hating Whites = 🥰 Whites pointing it out = AnTiSeMiTiSm 😡
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@RepCori If a right-winger pointed this out, we would be labeled racist. 😄
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@DrLoupis Many such cases.
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@InsaneCope Ugh, troons are as cringe as commies
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@DelusionPosting The soy levels are off the charts
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@DelusionPosting Xenophobia is okay when leftists do it
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@Internet_TLCM I personally will never grow tired of Hollywood millionaires lecturing me about privilege and the evils of capitalism.
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@DelusionPosting Flag in name checks out
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@reddit_lies It depends how they voted. I would choose a sandwich over 1 million Democrats. I don't care about the well-being of those who hate me for being born White and constantly try to take my rights away.
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@Internet_TLCM They think it's a crime for Americans to cross state lines, but they're perfectly fine with illegals flooding over the border.
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@imnotjuIes What is a man? I can define man in 3 words. Can you define it at all?
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@LordAslanThe2nd You don't know what plagiarism is, comrade. It's not "plagiarism" to make a comic about something. If that were the true every political cartoonist would be guilty.
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@DelusionPosting Anime pfp checks out
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@TheCriticalDri2 If he was White, they would have fired him before the verdict, just like Johnny Depp.
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@wayotworld Jews hating Whites & Christians = 🥰 Whites & Christians pointing it out = AnTiSeMiTiSm 😡
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@Internet_TLCM I'm glad that the "not Nazi" group owns Africa
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@HazelAppleyard_ "cis is not a slur!" *constantly uses the word to describe people they hate*
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@iSeeRacist Extremely common black privilege
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@TiredMemeClown I always knew Mickey Mouse was a Democrat
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@GeeksGamersCom @latimes If he was White, they would have fired him before the verdict, just like Johnny Depp.
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@Stone_tossers LOL, I should have known that SDL is a furry. 😄🤡
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@LadyFlawless13 ...he said on a platform created by Whites on an Internet created by Whites via a phone whose operating system was created by a company founded by Whites.
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@fellaraktar Daily reminder that Ukraine is not our problem. Why am I be forced to pay for Ukrainians pensions when I don't have one myself? Why do I have to pay for all the world's problems? We have our own invasion to deal with. I work hard for my money and don't owe you anything.
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@ClownWorld_ Haha, I wish. The only systemic racism in this country is against Whites.
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@InsaneCope Least homophobia transfascist
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@SallyMayweather I don't see anyone on the right claiming that illegals are taking their jobs today. They obviously aren't because they all live on welfare.
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@ArielleScarcell "Transexual" is no more a sexuality than "transgender." LGB = sexuality TQ÷/"queer" = identity/ideology
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@ConsoomerLs I don't really see a problem with people watching movies that they enjoy. Apparently I'm a consoooomer for buying popcorn and a soda when I watch movies.
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@ShitpostGate I'm super gay but I'd still rather identify with the left side.
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@RollingStone 4chan found a new way to infuriate feminists. 👍
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@L__G__B "There's one subtle TrAnSpHoBiC thing that I noticed"
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@BDeMayo @RonFilipkowski No, that's a slave, comrade
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@stone_toss That time when Stonetoss simped for the Chicoms
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@Rothmus The good guys won World War 2 (Bolsheviks)
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@KinelRyan If he was White, they would have fired him before the verdict, just like Johnny Depp.
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@_celia_bedelia_ XX chromosomes = "very strict parameters"
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@acnewsitics If they were black you wouldn't have a problem with it. It's not about what they're doing. It's about them doing it while being White.
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@ConsoomerLs I wouldn't call it consooming, because people generally aren't consuming alcohol for the sake of buying. It is an addiction like consoomerism, though.
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@gunpolicy It's time we start treating the 19th amendment how they treat the 2nd.
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@Sammy_Roth @latimes Bad news for climate communists
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@BTweeter87 @Internet_TLCM I'd have to ask them who they voted for first
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@Internet_TLCM Literal genocide!
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@ConsoomerLs It would be based if it was allowed to be based, but every time I try to type something interesting on an image AI prompt it tells me I'm violating community standards. As such, the correct answer is cringe.
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@GarbageHuman23 This is his girlfriend.
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@lporiginalg I'm not surprised. Blacks have slavery and persecution fetishes.
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@markzbarabak Least racist LA Times headline
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@DelusionPosting In case you needed another reason to not support Palestine
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@ConsoomerLs That's about 8% of Funko's net worth. Leftists want me to use dreadful paper straws, but I imagine they'll remain silent on all of this ending up in the landfill, not to mention the carbon footprint of manufacturing them.
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@reddit_lies I suggest Saudi Arabia
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@InsaneCope Biden was listed in his daughter's diary. No need to fly to an island when you can get it at home.
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@jeremymstamper @nosferatu_616 @EndWokeness Banning the mutilation and sterilization of kids will not cause them physical and psychological harm. It will prevent it.
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@prism_fl It's pretty impressive that you figured out how to make dead people hold up signs, though I suppose no less impressive than getting dead people to vote in elections.
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@PrisonPlanet British food is kinda weird tho
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@lporiginalg "profession that has been very resistant to change" Very resistant??? Every major airline is implementing DEI. The fact that they are "struggling to find" colored pilots implies that they aren't resistant to diversity hiring at all! 🤡🌎
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@troonytoons Umm, we make fun of that clown all the time
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@DelusionPosting Anon is a commie
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@The_Novi_Chalk @NonAdvising_xyz @lporiginalg Jews are absolutely not White (except when they're pretending to self-deprecate Whites)
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@SallyMayweather Really? You're not tired of them dumping their cancerous politics into literally every damn thing? People can't celebrate a non-political holiday without them shoving their TDS down people's throats?
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@BIPOCracism "Y'all are so mad! Stay mad!" *disables replies* Common black fragility 😄
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@ConsoomerLs I am Gen X, and my boomer aunts and uncles consoom waaaaaaay more than I do. It's not even close. They can't buy one purse or one grill. They have to buy 6+ of them, each in a different color. They get Amazon shipments every day.
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@JuansDeathMarch @fightwithmemes Exactly, it's only a "hate crime" when it's something that leftists don't like, otherwise it's free speech. Thank you for proving the meme's point.
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@BIPOCracism Looting is not "spending"
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@AtheistsL A racist and sexist gender cultist? How original. 🥱
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@GarbageHuman23 LOL, I wouldn't even hesitate to choose the correct one.
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@The8BitIdiot Gender cultists comment on any topic without immediately attacking someone's race challenge (failed, impossible)
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@DelusionPosting We desperately need to bring back McCarthyism
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@JustMisogyny "Misgendering" (ie, correctly gendering) is really the foundational civil liberty. When lying about reality becomes compulsory, no one is free.
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@DelusionPosting I am a homosexual and I like dïck. Sorry.
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@Internet_TLCM Proving once again that January 6th is their holy day
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@itsmejono @TRHLofficial @NikkiHaley Let's see how Biden would fair with a jury of his "peers" in Texas or Florida, comrade.
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@TSDmemes Thank you for using the Republican hat and not MAGA
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@Discord_Lies Anime created this
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@totally_search "Misgendering" (ie, correctly gendering) is really the foundational civil liberty. When lying about reality becomes compulsory, no one is free.
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@Deplorable1619 @JackPosobiec @Timcast >Bäll Lïcking ...she said with multiple DeSantis hashtags in her bio
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@jessehawken @esjesjesj @AndrewStoeten Yeah, the Nazis were famous for saying, "Racism against any race is wrong." 🤡
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@DelusionPosting Correct, I am not an ally to the trans community.
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@edgyfox99 "Misgendering" (ie, correctly gendering) is really the foundational civil liberty. When lying about reality becomes compulsory, no one is free.
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@DelusionPosting Men: Please stop voting to allow violent offenders to walk the streets and to have males in disguise rob you of your spaces, opportunities and safety Women:
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@InsaneCope They have the most ridiculous first-world problems
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@ConsoomerLs Sadly, yes. I needed a new bird feeder, and I found a really amazing one that was difficult to find a seller online, so I bought two of them so I would have a spare for when the first one wears out even though I only need one right now.
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@SoupTransphobes You don't even know your own ideology 🤦‍♂️ Transitioning a gay kid to be the opposite "gender" makes him "straight." For example, if you transition a gay male who likes other males to a "woman," by your logic, he's now a "woman" that likes males (straight) It's conversion therapy
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@CW_Insider "Raycist Man" is a parody account
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@SoupTransphobes Leave kids alone
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@DelusionPosting Guy who is afraid to breath air says that you shouldn't be afraid of the rain 😷
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@YourAnonNews What is a woman though? You pretend to speak for women, but do you even know what one is? I can define "woman" with 3 simple words.
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@dish As always, "inclusive" means excluding Whites.
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. @dish is filling a manager position and they’re prioritizing applications from non-whites to be more inclusive. . @dish claims to be an “equal opportunity employer.” Apparently, it’s equal for everyone except whites. White people are the only group you’re allowed to…
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@onlymyembers @MattWalshBlog Truly stunning and brave. Your trophy is being sent in the mail.
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@Leftist_Ls They still can't answer the question that we have asked a million times: What "rights" do trans people not have that normal people have? The reason is because any "rights" they would list are actually privileges, not rights.
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@MarkWarner Unlike you, I work hard for my money. I owe them NOTHING. Why am I forced to pay for Ukrainian pensions when I don't have a pension myself?
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@ConsoomerLs I'm surprised by the results. Star Wars fans seem to like to collect crap like light sabers, legos, figurines and so on.
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@ClownWorld_ Police have released an age-progressed sketch of the suspect
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@McFaul Don't care. Not my problem. I work hard for my money and don't owe you anything.
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