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@Fredrick_Mister

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Men. Across. Ke. MAKE®️ Foundation. Arsenal. Economics.

Joined September 2012
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I needed this life manual
@XivTroy
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Wake up, go for your morning run (if you can), clean up. Go to work. Done? Go to the gym, finish, pass by a restaurant, treat yourself to some tea & samosa(s). Read a chapter while at it. Of anything. Call loved ones. Go home. Cook, eat, sleep. It's easy. Stop complicating life
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If you really think, as a father and at 45 I will be this childish and so excited about EPL you're right!
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The hand over of a remote control its time😅😅😅FOOTBALL IS BACK
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Huyo amechoma smh
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@black_Jug @osorojnr_ You'll be surprised that still some of us have never tasted alcohol, speak for yourself Danieri
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Bruh, not even the cia could waterboard that information out of me😤
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@Leo_Diblo @DCI_Kenya And you found an opportunity to blame women again
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Umeketi vizuri na your missus alafu unaanza kuona twitter notifications, KMN😭
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Dj Brownskin is so calm watching his wife die. Marriages are so fucked up
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2 kids each for Corazon Kwamboka and Maureen Waititu. Frankie you know what to do
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@DavidNdii "When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich." That day is slowly but surely coming. Ask Sri Lanka
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@kenyanbirdie @ArapTilingi How did you end up making this a gender war?
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@ChristineKeni @LightartClub Kuna watu kufukuzwa eden iliwork to their advantage
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Charlene Ruto be looking like this unprovoked
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@kibeandy Immediately you heard about GMO you should have known tulipeanwa kwa highest bidder
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@bavonski @Dreymwangi Wee toa hii sura ya nzi hapa
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Haha, I hope mnajua iyo ilikuwa tu some clout chase. None of that happened
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@azizi_dalazii @finesse__254 Shida ni uyo dem atagongewa hapo na ndume zaidi ya watano, itabaki amejua iyo ni PlayStation
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@imjustutd @WelBeast 6 points behind Arsenal is a real flex icl
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@FaithArimba @_Njokie Both my sister and me are fruits of corruption
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@ahmednasirlaw "It's acting for "Davids" like Mama Cherubet that gives purpose to practising law."
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@ASF27771985 @AfricaFactsZone Oh so we should remain slaves of the west because your brothers are there? In the 21st century everyone is free to deal with anyone. Iyo injili yako peleka huko
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@Kimuzi_ Nilitembea kutoka Thika hadi Nairobi, kurudi ilibidi niambie donda anibebe tukifika anipige pesa yake iishe
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@PathGracie Sasa leta ya mende, those Taliban wako kila mahali bana
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@jkaris076 @Njanelarian Tryna sound woke as if single mothers came to light yesterday
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@M_kimosop @osoroKE Ni wewe wanategemea huko nyumbani ama kuna mwingine?
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@Kwanza254 Someone really thought this was a good idea, pitched it to the management and the entire crew and no one said NO??
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@_kagendo_ @AfyaCentreCrew Mnachase clout mpaka na ukimwi...😱
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@nijokestu "I'm not even sad for myself I'm sad for you..."
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Losing my brother (Idk if he's dead or alive) he just went missing. It's been a year and some months.😭
@klaytohn
klaytohn🎟️
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6. whats your most traumatizing experience?
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So many questions for President Uhuru Kenyatta as he steps out. But one I'd really want an answer, Where is Mwenda Mbijiwe? William Ruto| Mama mboga| Shawry| Kenya Power| Junet| Magoha| Galana Kulalu| Enough is Enough.
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@ngokonyo_says @DCI_Kenya @gatua_henry Ni kama kureport police station alafu wakuulize 'sa utado?'😂😂😂
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@mcpipita The camera man didn't understand the assignment
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@Fredrick_Mister
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@itsMJ_Ke No man is complaining, women are their own enemies
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Stanley Livondo just like Jacob Juma is going to post a series of tweets before his untimely demise. RIP
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@SonofMasaba @iammrssamuels Don't live a bitter life son,, seek help.
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@co_oling @carltonkitheka1 Icl the cooker has a point
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@crazy_kennar Umeanza kukula stock?
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@NextMicrobe @CreepyOrg I was ready to visit this place until you said it houses 'various species of snakes'
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@OPLMKe Reminds me of Mtemi Bokono...Jua lina bahati(Akijikosoa)La,La!Jua halina bahati.Lina uwezo mkubwa;sio bahati.Mtemi Bokono hawezi kulinyanyasa kwa askari au gereza. Askari wake hawawezi kulitesa.Hawawezi kuling'oa kucha msituni, badala ya kulionya, Bokono atajificha kibandani
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@Hwaikunu @Situeshen She blamed men😂😂😂
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@ruth_karauri @beth_kasinga Y'all come up with different definitions of feminism every now and then, I think you should come together and decide what feminism really means
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I'm an Msc. Agricultural economist, my thesis is about food security, on top of that I have to twerk to get the audience of the British High Commissioner. When did we get here?
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Citizen TV Kenya
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British High Commissioner Jane Marriott Meets Kenyan Entertainers To Discuss Food Security
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@Itiswinny Listen here son, that woman just got f🤬ked in the club
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@captainmelly_ @kenfreymugambi "This government is going to punish you more than they will punish me" This line hits deepest
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@wjsila @invictus254 @denuhk @NG_tha_One @carltonkitheka1 Here baba was just confused, probably didn't know who mbijiwe is
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@King_Snoo @ShadayaKnight You sneaked in the 'Do with that information whatever you will' to sound clever, but your tweet shouts brainlessness😂
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Mitoma is what everyone thinks Mudryk is 🔥🔥🔥
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@cleophasmatoke2 @MigunaMiguna This can't be real, we must be living in a simulation. People can't be this dumb
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On a fair ground Moses Kuria will beat the likes of Rigathi Gachagua, Kimani Ichungwa & Ndindi Nyoro in Mt Kenya. My message to Dp Ruto, ignore Njamba ya Ruriri at your own cost.
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@IAMTHECECILE @Mike4rmRuaiKE You need someone younger
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@justChinks I don't need water, give me electricity
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@jobcandy @RabbitTheKing @Kotsocha_ke @JOHNtexx You did nothing but you're the loudest criticizing one who did something. Get a job Candy!
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@Shawnife_ @trapafasa The best part was when you could say 7 is not divisible by 20 and get it correct. Problems started when decimal points were introduced 😭
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First day of his presidency and he hasn't grabbed Kenya yet. Amazing William Samoei Ruto|WSR|Kibicho|Kalonzo Musyoka|Nairobi cbd|Miguna Miguna|Kondele|Supreme court|
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@dailynation Well, he should have paid for the ticket to enter the sea?🤔
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@justChinks I have zero of this. Why is God punishing her more than others?
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@MigunaMiguna The first tweet you've tweeted without mentioning Raila, you're healing and I'm happy for you Miguna
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@Kenyans Hate it or love it, twitter is a blessing in disguise
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@nipelift Just when I thought I had seen it all.. Ha Nairobi!
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Really sorry for what happened to Edwin Chiloba (Rest in peace).. BUT let's avoid the conviction that he was killed because he's queer/gay. Straight men are killed everyday, no one brings up their sexuality.
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@njambifever Shida yenu ni kufikiria 56k ni pesa mingi
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@Arsenal There needs to be ties, for example 2 men of the match😂 since we're here make it 3 MOTM. Gabi, Saka & Zinchenko
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@citizentvkenya Enyewe baba is the 4th arm of the government. He has literally arm-twisted the tough talking president, dp, and dpp.
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@NoordinMaalim But I thought a PO was supposed to be escorted by police officers especially in possession of the forms.
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@NoContextworld_ @InternetH0F Now, where is the one with the attractive women
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@VictorMochere Pull this down asap. It's disrespectful to put an innocent dog on the same page with the most wanted criminal in Kenya.
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Love and Light @nicoleviar 😭😂😂
@LightartClub
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@nicoleviar @natureadventy There is no humor in this, use loving language when referring to yourself❤️ Also we aren't looking for "pick me's" You are loved now and forever❤️✨
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@Fredrick_Mister
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@_skh20 @nba_yb_tv @DailyLoud I stopped mid stroke to invest in this ratio
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In my previous workplace 90% are women, 5% are men and the other 5% are kamba men
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Sahii Corporate in Kenya iko held na women by the balls haha,for every 10 workers,12 ni madem haha Boychild tumeachiwa usanii na credit card fraud
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@Mutuabrian_M @the_nimoh Bandits tutakuwa tumengoja gachietha pale mt kenya
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I'm honestly afraid of what Russia might do to strike back. We're never far from a nuclear war
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@Utdpal_ @UTDTrey Didn't you just lose home and away?
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@AfricaFactsZone I think you mean, Kenya has the most unemployed coding graduates in Africa.
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@citizentvkenya Just Wait and see how people will praise this dictator.
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@aVirtualVoyager @Kimuzi_ Alinibeba bana na kushuka akanijenga soo, Mwas wa Kenya Mpya ni beshte yangu mpaka leo, God bless that soul
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@s1ah_wanja Hawajui unajoke
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@kulanicool @Lost_wan_ A mother will hit you anywhere with the immediate weapon available 😭😂😂😂
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@jobcandy @RabbitTheKing @Kotsocha_ke @JOHNtexx First of all not everyone follows the Bible, you should not expect everyone to go by your rules. When it's your time to give, use that alternative. Otherwise let others be
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@ItsBravin Man down. I repeat, man down!
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@itvfootball England before and after the game.
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Ladies in the quotes wamekula moto unaeza jua hao ndio mashetani wanaongeleshwa😂😂
@khagyrie
GOD OF WAR! ☠
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This is what men love sio hizo kucha za shetani mnaekanga!🤦‍♂️
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@DailyRapFacts Someone said God can use your enemies to uplift you! This is it ladies and gentlemen.
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@LMT_Ke @MjengoKE And now you have to explain who is Maggie
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This is so sad when you deep it
@KenyattaUni
Kenyatta University #ExperienceKU
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@Himuselefu254 @MacOtani Unataka kulia why?
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@_eyfieR What's your email bbg, nataka kutuma CV
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@RabbitTheKing @KodehkLyttelton 2020 frustrated youths hand over Ngina Kenyatta to Jet Li to pay them the loan once and for all
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@MikeSonko That's so impressive but knowing those names will be fruitless at the end. Teach this kid something constructive, e.g.coding
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@polo_kimanii @SaintMatoi @evenmaina What is twisted here Kimani?
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@bobmalenyaperu @_Ndunge_ @DaveKengabi Was it not for her followers and mother's title, she would be somewhere in Nya Ugenya as a second wife
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That alphabet community and their sympathizers wished Ezra Chiloba was killed because of his Soddom and Gomorrah misdeeds. Apparently his sim 2 lover Jackton Odhiambo is the main suspect. Y'all accused straight people for this. Where are your apologies?
Really sorry for what happened to Edwin Chiloba (Rest in peace).. BUT let's avoid the conviction that he was killed because he's queer/gay. Straight men are killed everyday, no one brings up their sexuality.
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@idealist254 @WelBeast Imagine a 20 year old who can't match a 39 year old stats. Man u, You banter yourselves
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@TshepoTC11 @Arsenal @LacazetteAlex And a Chelsea legend is an Everton manager, tough times
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