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Joseh⚡
1 year
Mtu wa nduthi, sijui ako wapi lakini akona makosa
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ellykenyo
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Wapi mwenye makosa?
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"Sikupei ady uambie polisi wakashike Brian Chira"
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Pale Coast msee anaamka saa Saba kufungua duka anapata ameibiwa Kila kitu anashout kumamaye msenge huyo alafu anarudi kulala
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Her: Aki thanks, sijui nitakulipa aje. Me:
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Usituulize maswali na umeenda trip na retweets zetu oe
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Hua tunapull na mabag kwa sherehe ndio chakula i.....
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Mwenye aliniambianga Michelle obama ni mwanaume alinikoseanga sana
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Happy Valentine’s Day to the one and only, @MichelleObama . You make every day feel like an adventure.
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Kununua jezi alafu uprint jina yako hapo nyuma hunikalia awkward ajab
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Unatoanga makamasi na carpet
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Nilikua nadhania tropicals ni za kusaidia kuleta fresh breath, kumbe ikona kazi ingine na hamsemi
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Nudes za huyo mkristo ziko?
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Joseh⚡
1 year
🤣🤣🤣🤣nadedi
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Nimekucrutchia, I'd actually like we go on a date alafu kila mtu ajisimamie bills😍
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Happy disability day to me and other pwds out there 💖
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Waaah, hizo ni nudes za manzi ya baha mnazipiga chain ivo😂
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Before. After.
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Umesahau kutag Jim Beglin na Peter Drury
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1 year
I now want to complete with Eliud Kipchoge😂😂
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Ulitoa matiti kama fungu la kumi?
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Ndio kutoka church😃
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Joseh⚡
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Football nayo hufanya wanaume tuanze friendships zingine legit, unatembea kama umevaa jezi unapata mafans wa team yako wanakugotea alafu your rivals wanakupiga banters yet hamjuani bana😂goated sport if you ask me
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Dcijuja akona mchezo, hii stock ata haipiti rwabe😂ukiongeza hio kiti inakuja 225😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Huyo morio alikua anadancia huyo mgonjwa akidhania pia ye atakua recognized kama ule dem😂🤣naisha
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Prime TRHK huwa undefeated till todate😂😂
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Unpopular opinion, hizi viatu za mtumba huwa origi kuliko izo viatu hua mnabuy kwa duka, with time and exposure you'll know what am talking about.
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"Kudinya ulidinya sijakataa but at the end of the day alirudi kwa nani?...." Mans hio phrase hunimaliza😂🤣🤣
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Me at 73yrs old playing with my brother's kids during family gathering
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But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Nigerian president during his teenage #KenyaVsNigeria
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Watu hawana huruma bana, huyo amekuliwa bibi mwenye akona mimba bana😂wueh.
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Kubrush meno na chumvi huwa healthy sana
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Content ya hawa wasee huninice sana pale Youtube😂😂🔥
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Bibi ntaoa will be in for it, mechi 24/7, nguo atakua anazivaa akienda kwa duka pekee
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Siet, huyo anaeka kisu kwa kinembe kumamaye
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Kuna difference gani ya kuskiza ngoma pale Spotify na files manager?
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Hio video ya huyo maiti anaangushwa inanimaliza😂
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Joseh⚡
1 year
"Nimeona sabuni kwa bafu nikakukumbuka coz you're soapyutiful" Sends to many...
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Joseh⚡
1 year
"Aki bestie stooop, nikona boyfriend aki.."
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Msichana wa 2005 ananiambia nimheshimu aniheshimu, aty heshima ni two way traffic, wah
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Bro si saa tisa ulikua online
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the last time nlifungua Whatsapp ilikua huko 5th January na ilifunguka by mistake ,a very useless app that one
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Joseh⚡
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Me at 55 years nikirudi home nipate mom anapika chapo
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But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Gave my woman hard strokes until I started wishing I was her.
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Dem amechorwa tattoo karibu na kinembe huezi niconvince hakudinywa na huyo tattoo artist
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Aty hao MC huwa kwa mix za reggea kazi ni kurusha dry jokes na kubig up wezi😂🤣🤣🤣
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Nimetoka kuona thread flani ya public sex, wueh, sioni kama ntalala leo kumamaye
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Huku nje mnadinya kina nani
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Kuna mtu alihire hitman animalize but good thing nilishika hio risasi before inifikie
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Joseh⚡
2 years
When you say Christiano Ronaldo to Chelsea is a done deal Infront of Manchester united fans
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Kukiss manzi yako mbele ya boy anamkatia >>>
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Mnakuanga against racism but nyinyi wenyewe kuoa from other tribes is where you draw the lines, smh
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Unaprefer kuwa na pesa cash ama mpesa?
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Wait, Michelle Obama kumbe anakuanga transgender
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Nilikuja kunotice madem huwa na wivu sana, wakiona manzi yako anakupenda na uko broke hua wanajam sana
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Twitter is slowly turning to pornhurb, hio thread ya big pussy imebidi kwanza nitoke nje nipigwe na upepo
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Umeshinda ukihype huyo morio, si umpee haga basi
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Niko Embu 😭😭😭 Mimi hapana oyah @dciembu
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Joseh⚡
1 year
What is this😂😂😂😂😂
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Joseh⚡
1 year
So, nkt humaanisha "never knew that", I thought ni kuclick, haha nkt
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Scenes kesho pale containers, felloh na mrembo wake
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Joseh⚡
11 months
Kama walisample 22 constituencies wakapata discrepancy, donge..😭😭😂😂😂😂😂cracks me everytime
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🎙 SIR KHAY ✊🏿
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Quote this with a funny video that lives rent free in your head.
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1 year
Morning glory nayo ukifungua mdomo kidogo hivi hapo umemaliza mechi😂
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Ukishalearn the art of living a private life maisha huwa smooth ajab, usitake watu wajue rada zako, wasuprise tu
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Joseh⚡
1 year
"Oyaa, dcijuja fungua, ni ngughi, aty umeibiwa?"
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Wenzako wakona big following wanaraise issues affecting Kenyans wewe kazi ni kutupostia video za tiktok huku, smh
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Kuna morio wangu flani aliacha kazi analipwa 15k per month aty hio pesa ni kidogo, nilishangaa sana juu the guy anaishi kwao na si aty kuna kitu hua analipia ama kununua pale makejani, some people huwa tu natutally stupid
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Nikaeza kua prezo naeza jifanya nimesupport eijibitikiu alafu niwaambie wote wakuje nyayo stadium sherehe alafu niwarushie makombora huko
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Joseh⚡
1 year
My pal Kilundeezy akiona tweet yako ni kali na hauna engagements
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Joseh⚡
2 years
@Osama_otero Haha, unadhania your views count na ukona nose ring, hii labda wamama wenzako wakusupport
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Kuna siku nimeenda na dem pale klabu tukajibambe, kufika apo entrance mamaa akaona bouncer alafu nikaskia amesema "babe, this is my best friend Oti" nikamgotea alafu mamaa akampiga hug ingine ya kimataifa alafu mbwa inashikwa haga na bouncer akinice, mih by the time dem alikua
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Fatso wa machachari trying to console Georginah
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Unatambuanga MC mgani?
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Joseh⚡
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Mnaingia mechi kiasi unaona dem ametoa trouser na panty at once inabidi uabort hio mission bana
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Fanbase ya Juice wrld hua imejaa maboy lightskin na masimp wenye hukuliwa madem alafu wanaanza kulia
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Joseh⚡
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Kuna dem nilikua nadate then one day tukiwa tumechill nikamuuliza kuhusu her hoe phase, wueh, nilisimuliwa maajabu nikajihurumia ady machozi ikaanza kutoka kumamaye, dem alikua ananiuliza nini mbaya namshow Kuna kitu inanigwara macho, I've never trusted women since then
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1 year
Smh
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Joseh⚡
1 year
"Piga piga tu picha lakini jioni hio simu hautakua nayo"
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Bangi kuu ya Kenya
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Ugly niggas tukipewa mechi hua tunapewa warnings hatari tusimwage ndani, incase umwage heri dem ameze p2 nne afterwards ndio asirisk kupata mtoto na sisi
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Joseh⚡
1 year
"Oyaa dcijuja, ni felloh, wamechanga ngapi so far tuekelee bet"
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Lakini UoN huwa na mambo ngumu sana, ukishajua kutumia e class unaeza enda ufunze course ya ICT pale KCA, cat ukipata zaidi ya 15 apo ata unaeza kua VC pale kmtc.
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Pale Gikomba hua unabargain toja kutoka thao ady 150 alafu bado unaona huyo msee anauza amekugonga bei bado
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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Joseh⚡
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Kuna my G hunishow that one of the security measures ni kuacha keja kama hujafunga na kifuli alafu unaacha radio ikiongea then uende shughuli zako. Wasee hudhani aty umetoka tu kiasi unarudi so hawaezi jaribu kukuibia, I've been thinking alot about this....
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Joseh⚡
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Tecno phones huwa pure shit, walai nijikute nimenunua simu ya tecno tena, kumamaye
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Uzuri ya hii kiti unaeza kaa jeans utakavyo
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Kesh akitoa speech alafu aseme she was about to give dcijuja a chance
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DciJuja
1 year
0110342557 Mnichangie Rent imebakii 1500 Ama nijiuwee Asap
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Haha, kwa hio vida huyo dem amevaa silverish dress ameshinda akimarket haga yake hapo, dem kiatu hudhani kukua na haga fiti itamfanya mrembo haha
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Haha, hapa tao kuna ninja anatembea nikama anataka kujificha aende akajikune haga, huyu namfuata ady mwisho, simpatii nafasi ata kidogo
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Joseh⚡
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Nowadays I'm loosing interest in alot of things, tunaeza chat kiasi niboeke, nijaribu kuwatch movie niboeke, sijui rada
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Dem akishakuzoea to an extend ya kunyamba kando yako boldly just know you've lost it as a man
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Naamka napatana na thread ya sex videos, hii wiki ntatoboa kweli
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Dem akisharealize ye ni mtaro hua anatafuta fala mmoja wasettle
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Joseh⚡
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Mkicuddle alafu dem akushike ndevu hio feeling huwa undefeated
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Joseh⚡
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Huyo ameambiwa ye ni mfupi kama maombi ya chai, sielewi mbona anaendelea kupumua kama sisi wengine
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Ukiargue na atheists na we ni fala unaweza dhani wakona points
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Kununua iPhone alafu uweke line ya Airtel ama Telkom is the highest form of disrespect
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Huyo mumama hutuekea thread ya ngwati every 2hrs, it's time someone stops her
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Unakuanga umerank DJ mgani?
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Joseh⚡
1 year
Kuna neighbor wangu huvuta fegi but hua ananiambia ile siku ataona nimeanza kuvuta fegi anaeza nilima vibaya sana
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Joseh⚡
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Your favorite reggae riddim?
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Joseh⚡
2 years
Haha, madem kama hawa ndio hua wanatoanisha wababaz unapata mzae wako anarudi home bila kitu😂
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Joseh⚡
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Viatu za vans huwa undefeated, there's something about those shoes ata kama hua zinafade
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