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#UMassTwitter 's resident himbo gymrat. proud bevvie, EV guy ⚡️, dog dad, sleeveless shirt enthusiast, laughably slow skier

the dog came home
Joined December 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@BoneJail I see this and raise you miami
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@transscribe You. Seriously. Having zero close trans friends IRL, following you has had a huge impact on what I'll admit (as a cis gay male) weren't the most educated views.
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anti maskers be like
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@alexspeier update: the same infant just struck out brett gardner on three pitches
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@Boringstein @JakeWallinger pronouncing this so it rhymes with “bon iver”
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@DarthLux cant die of covid if you die from a horrific gym accident first
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UMass showing up to the frozen four like
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@jeanlucpeakhard people now literally use "queer" to describe straight dudes who like unconventionally attractive women so yeah
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@NBAFilmTweets I don’t see the problem, dude had a change of hart
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@TheWapplehouse it’s slurm
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Cheers from the OG fight mass boys. We did it fam.
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Being a UMass fan is like watching your dog run away forever
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@coherentstates jesus christ that dude on the right has to be at least like 5'9"
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You
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dare to dream
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Fun fact: that St. Cloud team whose fans can't stop talking about how UMass could never put up a fight against them? Yeah, they lost to this Northeastern team.
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@gladstoned420 this is what jk rowling would name a monkey character
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@ditzkoff these are all people barry has killed
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@nbcthegoodplace 🎵gonna take my trolley down to the philosophical dilemma, gonna..........???🎵
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holy shit this is almost literally danny ainge verbatim
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@computer_gay my aunt and uncle were (are?) obsessed with this game but the “master detective” version which had a gazebo that my uncle always pronounced “gays-bo” and i’d like to think that is the space
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@PunishedBenn she might disagree
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To be fair, Makar's goal came against Hanifin, proving that his skill level continues to be artificially inflated by BC having a down year.
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The dog has stopped running and come home.
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📍me | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍This meme format | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ __ _ _ _| | | | 📍Already being done with it
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It is 2045. UMass football is coming off its 3rd national championship out of the Big Ten. Greg Carvel is set to retire as the winningest coach in NCAA history, turning the reigns over to new head coach Cale Makar. Nevada is up to 96% reporting in the 2020 election results.
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umass stop implementing the most mindnumbingly stupid covid policies challenge
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Real talk: Caroline has been absolutely *killing it* all year capturing this run.
@carolineocon19
Caroline O'Connor
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Congrats @UMassHockey !! 🏆 #RegularSeasonChamps #HockeyEast #UMassHockey Still can't get over how amazing this all is!
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when someone asks what the name of that 90s sitcom with jennifer aniston was and its current on-air status
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Katelyn Burns
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Friends, it’s over.
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@FearTheTriangle
Fear The Triangle ▶️
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@studentactivism @LizardRumsfeld it will never not be funny that his avatar is a character in bojack who youre supposed to hate but who he probably thinks is good
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new alma mater just dropped
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Folks;
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antifa umass 🤝 getting typed in all caps by boomers
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@willmenaker in these crazy times it is important to remain vigilant and question everything
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when was the last time a UMass basketball team got *better* over the course of conference play? Literally do not remember. This...pleases me
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@PeteThamel breaking: WMU has pre-emptively called timeout on its first offensive possession of the 2024 season
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@transscribe wait til he finds out what the emoji in his handle means in gay circles
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@UtdRolly @Nate_Cohn people keep making this joke and getting all sorts of people in the replies who can't read past the first sentence as there's a drive into deep left field by castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame
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imagine showing this tweet to someone standing in the tree house parking lot line on a random cold wednesday afternoon hoping to buy 8 cans of beer
@TreeHouseBrewCo
Tree House Brewing Co.🍺
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Let’s make the most of today together! Charlton: It’s a festival every Saturday, and today we are welcoming Chez Raficki and Travelin’ Bones to the food court along with our taproom favorites Jim Matus and Sean Magwire laying down some live music. The
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@RogueSultaan @GregJKrieg definitely thought that was Delaney on the mat for a second
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we actually sleep on whitlock sometimes as being in that s tier of worst sports media personalities but jesus f christ dude
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This family loudly said “fuck this” during the black history celebration and made a point to sit down. Hoping theyre not umass fans but fuck them either way.
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Lmao group of harvard students walking by: “this isnt their sport, whats umass even good at, hockey? Nah theyre sick at lacrosse i think. We’re good at things that actually matter though” the energy to not say “what like war crimes?”
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biggest umass football W in years tbh
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@FBSchedules
FBSchedules.com
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UMass cancels ten future football games, reschedules two Army contests Details:⬇️
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Oh man here we go @UmassReindeer
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hockey people:
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@MaroonMusket
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There's a lot of talk about "basketball people" and "football people," but not enough about the fact that "UMass people" should be fed up with the lack of funding and attention athletics as a whole has received since it made the Dollar Store jump to FBS.
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imagine earnestly thinking this
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hating IPAs is baby brain shit. also this take is like 3 years behind the times, most breweries today are infatuated with dessert stouts, sours, and seltzers
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alright the major announcement: say hello to pickles, she is 2 years old, a pug/jack russell mix, and folks, we love her don’t we
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@AMikeBloomType WHAT KINDAH CAHNIVAL IS THAT JEFF
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forget the W/L results for a sec. if i’m reyes, i’m looking at this vs the 4-5k that will half-fill the building for a top-12 matchup with maine next weekend and wondering why our department still can’t build anything *resembling* this student enthusiasm with 2.5x as many kids
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BC Interruption
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The Boston College goalie sieve chant with a full student section is something else man #Sucks2BU
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this entire video is a middle finger to that barstool chud and it fucking rules honestly
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Culture Won. #Flagship 🚩
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Folks, forget T Mobile stadium. The sponsor we need knows Amherst weather can be a problem. Say hello to our new home: the DP Doughme
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easily the best mullins crowd i’ve been a part of for any sport
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Found this clip from 2014 of an electric Mullins Center. @UMassMBB currently has their best record in 10 years, let’s make it look like this on Saturday!
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5) too 4) cowardly 3) to 2) schedule 1) UMass
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5 things to know about the 2019-20 BC men’s basketball team
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LONG LIVE THE DIRECTOR OF VIBES @EliSlovin
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@billcole63 @Jayson_TaGOAT @JaredWeissNBA @jond2546 it would somehow be a foul on smart let's be real here
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"WERE GONNA GO DOWN IN FUCKIN HISTORY" youre goddamned right @bobbytrivigno
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Um excuse me neighbors, absofuckinglutely not
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former presidential candidate howard dean, who’s playing for the national college football championship?
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yr boy got a promotion today by the way, can i get a W in the chat
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Casual reminder/nudge that walt bell is not a bad person or worthy of your scorn, just a dude not quallified to lead a football program in a region utterly devoid of football talent out of a morass
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It turns out bobby trivigno is our next basketball coach and they cant announce him til the hockey season is over
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but wait wouldnt these guys cancel each other out? 🧐
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approximately 33% of dog owners in new england:
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Brady has to sit.
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this is probably a hot take but if the only way to keep a local hoop star (who has professed his love for the school and coach) is for fans to beg donors (which we do not have) to toss exorbitant bags of cash at said players, i’m probably gonna find other ways to spend my winter
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@mariokartdwi the ideal pizza for a day of curling up with a good book like
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Good morning to everyone including the haters and losers who made all the bad and wrong predictions
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some right proper lads
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wait fuck what if the celtics hire carvel
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carvel to beetle:
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mccarthy now 0 for 9, or as we call it in baseball terms, a bobby dalbec doubleheader
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imagine being in your 40s and tweeting this
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@DJ_Bean it makes the goal when it counts!
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gameday literally anywhere else
@CollegeGameDay
College GameDay
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What’s better than GameDay at Boston College?
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my take on the NCAA tournament is they should add exactly one team to the 68 team field
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@Boringstein and troy mcclure, who did NOT die,
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@Dan_Shaughnessy Sports journalism exists to enhance the fandom experience. You actively, consistently, and shamelessly detract from that experience, and have done so for years. Your life's work has made the world a worse place to be in. It's very important that you know this.
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@WWLP22News yes, we have known this all along
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folks
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for all the shit we give stadium owners and cities etc for stuff…this came out as perfectly as it possibly could
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What a glow up
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@darrenrovell They should consider 28oz drafts for $3 (get it I did the thing with the numbers)
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Jennifer Doleac
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Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
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Nobody has forced us all to learn how the accented letters feature works quite like kikė
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It is that time folks
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ah yes, the two genders
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