ily = i love you
ilysm = i love you so much
otmnjbbwjgttatyaiccoitdotif: oh, time means nothing. jeremy bearimy, baby. we'll just get through this. and then you and i can chill out in the dot of the "i" forever.
Watch what happens when this young Dracula discovers an empty candy bowl on Halloween.
This is the Twitter content Iโm here for...๐ช๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ
YOU PUT ๐ THE ๐ PEEPS ๐ฐ IN THE CHILI ๐ฅ POT ๐ AND ๐ฉ EAT ๐ THEM ๐ฝ BOTH โ๏ธ UP ๐ YOU PUT ๐ค THE ๐ PEEPS ๐ณ IN THE CHILI ๐ฅซ POT ๐ฟ AND ๐ ADD ๐ข THE โก๏ธ M&MS ๐ฌ YOU PUT โคต๏ธ THE ๐ต PEEPS ๐ IN THE CHILI ๐ต POT ๐ฒ AND ๐ถ IT ๐ MAKES! ๐บ IT! ๐ TASTE! ๐ BAD! ๐
โJanet is my favorite girl in
#TheGoodPlace
!โ
my brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
me: not a girl.
Ladies, if he:
- never responds to your texts
- can't stop saying "Jason"
- has only existed for 7 hours
- is a willing sex robot
- has wind chimes where his ding-dong should be
He's not your man. Heโs Derek Hoffstetler, P.I.
EVERYBODY google โflorida manโ followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor